FabGuys.com forum: EastEnders 12 - It's all gone pear shaped

By *tar33 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Ma'in's brown bread, Harvey's giving Kath a good seeing to, the new Mitchells are up to all sorts and the Queen Vic is lying in ruins. Lou Beale must be turning in her grave.

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By *ookingFor...Man
12 weeks ago

West Sussex

When Sharon was in a heap on the Vic stairs and the ghost of Angie Watts appeared, all I could think of was they've borrowed the sound effects from 'Titanic' as it sank...

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By *orcsmatMan
12 weeks ago

Kidderminster

You do realise it's not real?

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By *tar33 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"You do realise it's not real?"

Thanks for your observations, much appreciated.

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
12 weeks ago

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"You do realise it's not real?"

Since when?? Lol

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By *ookingFor...Man
12 weeks ago

West Sussex

"You do realise it's not real?"

I'm afraid you're wrong, it's real.

I know this because I saw Kathy Beale-Cotton at Gatwick not too long ago.

She had some random woman and child with her, young enough to be her daughter and granddaughter...but they've not featured in the documentary so far about life in London's East End.

I'm sure all will become clear soon.

I did get a strange look when I said Hello, Kathy! On ya 'olidays are ya?'

How can it not be a documentary for me to see Kathy in the flesh?

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By *ickeMan
12 weeks ago

watford

"You do realise it's not real?"

Don’t take the piss of course it’s real

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By *oose1Man
12 weeks ago

doncaster

I’ve never watched it or any other soap

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By *tar33 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"You do realise it's not real?

Don’t take the piss of course it’s real"

It's pretty real for Phil, locked up with all those fruit & nut jobs.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
10 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

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By *ookingFor...Man
10 weeks ago

West Sussex

"Sharon and Phil

Her eye lashes tickling his fancy

Shortest reconciliation ever!

Never mind, Vicky will save us!

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By *uy near ArundelMan
10 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

Sharon and Phil

Her eye lashes tickling his fancy

While grant is behind her...

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By *uy near ArundelMan
10 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

"Sharon and Phil

Her eye lashes tickling his fancy

Shortest reconciliation ever!

Never mind, Vicky will save us!

It will end in tears...oops it has!

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
10 weeks ago

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That's not Vicki...!!! I know needs must, but she looks nothing like the Vicki i remember

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By *tar33 OP Man
10 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Who was the bird in Beale's Eels giving him a poor review, any ideas?

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By *etmepants offMan
10 weeks ago

dartford

"Who was the bird in Beale's Eels giving him a poor review, any ideas?"

A journalist

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By *ookingFor...Man
10 weeks ago

West Sussex

"That's not Vicki...!!! I know needs must, but she looks nothing like the Vicki i remember "

Me neither... didn't the last one have a crap American accent?

The opening line should've been... "So my Mum slept with your adoptive Dad, who's my biological father, and your first husband and had a child with him as well? And you're still talking?"

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By *im125Man
10 weeks ago

Perth

Is Ena Sharples still in it ?

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
10 weeks ago

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Anyone seen the new opening titles sequence online. So many people commenting on it saying how awful it is or how much they like it. Don't these people notice the date today lol

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By *ookingFor...Man
10 weeks ago

West Sussex

'Smithy' from The Bill hasn't mentioned Sun 'ill yet... nor the Cockroft or Jasmine Allen estates.

Must be ashamed of his past.

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By *tar33 OP Man
8 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Sonia's dad's jacket, too jazzy?

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By *tar33 OP Man
6 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Teddy and Nicola are way over the top, the amount of lies is stupid.

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By *ookingFor...Man
4 weeks ago

West Sussex

Cindy's watching Kathy snog Harvey through her phone camera...

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By *tar33 OP Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"Cindy's watching Kathy snog Harvey through her phone camera...

Currently outside the UK for a month, I'll have to stay in tonight and watch the last few episodes on catch-up with iPlayer.

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By *werty67Man
4 weeks ago

Rochester

Stopped watching it when Arthur Fowler found that old fella dead.

(First episode)

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By *ookingFor...Man
4 weeks ago

West Sussex

"Cindy's watching Kathy snog Harvey through her phone camera...

Currently outside the UK for a month, I'll have to stay in tonight and watch the last few episodes on catch-up with iPlayer."

Thanks for letting us know! Hope you get lucky!

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By *tar33 OP Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"Cindy's watching Kathy snog Harvey through her phone camera...

Currently outside the UK for a month, I'll have to stay in tonight and watch the last few episodes on catch-up with iPlayer.

Thanks for letting us know! Hope you get lucky!

It has to be done if I'm going to avoid any spoilers. I have a large 12" tablet with a VPN so no issues getting it to work.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
4 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

"'Smithy' from The Bill hasn't mentioned Sun 'ill yet... nor the Cockroft or Jasmine Allen estates.

Must be ashamed of his past."

He hasn't mentioned me either yet 😔

🤔

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By *tar33 OP Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"'Smithy' from The Bill hasn't mentioned Sun 'ill yet... nor the Cockroft or Jasmine Allen estates.

Must be ashamed of his past.

He hasn't mentioned me either yet 😔

🤔"

He should try and get Burnside transferred to Walford, he'd soon sort the slags out and show 'em who's running the show.

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By *ookingFor...Man
4 weeks ago

West Sussex

"Cindy's watching Kathy snog Harvey through her phone camera...

Currently outside the UK for a month, I'll have to stay in tonight and watch the last few episodes on catch-up with iPlayer.

Thanks for letting us know! Hope you get lucky!

It has to be done if I'm going to avoid any spoilers. I have a large 12" tablet with a VPN so no issues getting it to work."

I meant get lucky as it getting laid...

As for Cindy and her mobile phone footage...I'd probably get 'device not found' or similar if I tried anything like that...

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By *tar33 OP Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)

I've been reading reports that Max Branning is returning to the square in the next month or so. One of the best characters they've ever had. Morals of an Alley Cat

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By *ookingFor...Man
3 weeks ago

West Sussex

Do you think Suki and Peter remember sleeping together?

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
3 weeks ago

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"Do you think Suki and Peter remember sleeping together?"

When did that happen?

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By *tar33 OP Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"Do you think Suki and Peter remember sleeping together?"

I'd forgotten about that. Suki's another one who could fall for Max's dubious charms though. Never say never.

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By *ookingFor...Man
3 weeks ago

West Sussex

"Do you think Suki and Peter remember sleeping together?

When did that happen?"

When Peter was played by the previous actor. Who was taller and better looking. Better actor as well. Suki was the local matriarch of the bad criminal family then, not the wholesome lesbi-nan she is now.

Peter went back for seconds.

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By *arbus61Man
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Haven’t watched this fucking shite program for years

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
3 weeks ago

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"Do you think Suki and Peter remember sleeping together?

When did that happen?

Peter went back for seconds."

Ahhh I did stop watching it for a while, never knew that.

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By *ookingFor...Man
3 weeks ago

West Sussex

The previous Peter Beale was Dayle Hudson. The current one is the same one as the one before Dayle. Maybe?

They swapped over when Cindy was found alive and well in France.

The continuity is so bad in EastEnders I doubt the writers remember Peter and Suki shagged a few times.

I think Peter was dating her daughter at the time. So he's actually had both mother and daughter.

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By *ookingFor...Man
2 weeks ago

West Sussex

One of Barney's dads is gonna drown...?

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
2 weeks ago

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Swim anyone?

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By *IPMANMan
2 weeks ago

LONDON

I gave up on Eastenders when Dirty Den was resurrected for the 2nd or 3rd time ....have I missed it.. NOT ONE BIT

The following week I pulled the plug on Coronation St, closely followed by the Archers

I now refuse to watch anything with the word Strictly or Celebrity in the title, and have ditched all the food shows other than Nigella or Nadia

It's a crock of shite

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By *athyCDTV/TS
2 weeks ago

morpeth

East enders, corrie, emmerdale? Opium for the masses

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By *IPMANMan
2 weeks ago

LONDON

I once had the "pleasure" of meeting Wendy Richards, hard faced slapper, condescending and obviously didn't need lessons to play Pauline

But then one must speak I'll ofcthe dead.. welder's bench

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By *tar33 OP Man
7 days ago

North London (outer)

I'm rather confused by the knitwear situation in the 'noo Mitchell' household.

Teddy obviously has a fine selection; v-neck, crew-neck and more, in various knits, with a penchant for pastel colours draped over his shoulders.

Nicola on the other hand, seems to just have a crimson polo-neck. I'm not sure if it's the same one, which she wears all the time, or if she has several identical ones.

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By *ookingFor...Man
6 days ago

West Sussex

Harvey's got a big one!

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