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EastEnders 12 - It's all gone pear shaped

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By *tar33 OP   Man
29 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Ma'in's brown bread, Harvey's giving Kath a good seeing to, the new Mitchells are up to all sorts and the Queen Vic is lying in ruins. Lou Beale must be turning in her grave.

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By *ookingFor...Man
29 weeks ago

West Sussex

When Sharon was in a heap on the Vic stairs and the ghost of Angie Watts appeared, all I could think of was they've borrowed the sound effects from 'Titanic' as it sank...

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By *orcsmatMan
29 weeks ago

Kidderminster

You do realise it's not real?

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By *tar33 OP   Man
29 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"You do realise it's not real?"

Thanks for your observations, much appreciated.

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
29 weeks ago

Bargoed


"You do realise it's not real?"

Since when?? Lol

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By *ookingFor...Man
29 weeks ago

West Sussex


"You do realise it's not real?"

I'm afraid you're wrong, it's real.

I know this because I saw Kathy Beale-Cotton at Gatwick not too long ago.

She had some random woman and child with her, young enough to be her daughter and granddaughter...but they've not featured in the documentary so far about life in London's East End.

I'm sure all will become clear soon.

I did get a strange look when I said Hello, Kathy! On ya 'olidays are ya?'

How can it not be a documentary for me to see Kathy in the flesh?

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By *ickeMan
29 weeks ago

watford


"You do realise it's not real?"

Don’t take the piss of course it’s real

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By *oose1Man
29 weeks ago

doncaster

I’ve never watched it or any other soap

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By *tar33 OP   Man
29 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"You do realise it's not real?

Don’t take the piss of course it’s real"

It's pretty real for Phil, locked up with all those fruit & nut jobs.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
27 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

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By *ookingFor...Man
27 weeks ago

West Sussex


"Sharon and Phil

Her eye lashes tickling his fancy "

Shortest reconciliation ever!

Never mind, Vicky will save us!

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By *uy near ArundelMan
27 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

Sharon and Phil

Her eye lashes tickling his fancy

While grant is behind her...

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By *uy near ArundelMan
27 weeks ago

Nr Arundel


"Sharon and Phil

Her eye lashes tickling his fancy

Shortest reconciliation ever!

Never mind, Vicky will save us! "

It will end in tears...oops it has!

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
27 weeks ago

Bargoed

That's not Vicki...!!! I know needs must, but she looks nothing like the Vicki i remember

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By *tar33 OP   Man
27 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Who was the bird in Beale's Eels giving him a poor review, any ideas?

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By *etmepants offMan
27 weeks ago

dartford


"Who was the bird in Beale's Eels giving him a poor review, any ideas?"

A journalist

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By *ookingFor...Man
27 weeks ago

West Sussex


"That's not Vicki...!!! I know needs must, but she looks nothing like the Vicki i remember "

Me neither... didn't the last one have a crap American accent?

The opening line should've been... "So my Mum slept with your adoptive Dad, who's my biological father, and your first husband and had a child with him as well? And you're still talking?"

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Is Ena Sharples still in it ?

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
27 weeks ago

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Anyone seen the new opening titles sequence online. So many people commenting on it saying how awful it is or how much they like it. Don't these people notice the date today lol

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By *ookingFor...Man
27 weeks ago

West Sussex

'Smithy' from The Bill hasn't mentioned Sun 'ill yet... nor the Cockroft or Jasmine Allen estates.

Must be ashamed of his past.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Sonia's dad's jacket, too jazzy?

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By *tar33 OP   Man
23 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Teddy and Nicola are way over the top, the amount of lies is stupid.

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By *ookingFor...Man
21 weeks ago

West Sussex

Cindy's watching Kathy snog Harvey through her phone camera...

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By *tar33 OP   Man
21 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Cindy's watching Kathy snog Harvey through her phone camera...

"

Currently outside the UK for a month, I'll have to stay in tonight and watch the last few episodes on catch-up with iPlayer.

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By *werty67Man
21 weeks ago

Rochester

Stopped watching it when Arthur Fowler found that old fella dead.

(First episode)

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By *ookingFor...Man
21 weeks ago

West Sussex


"Cindy's watching Kathy snog Harvey through her phone camera...

Currently outside the UK for a month, I'll have to stay in tonight and watch the last few episodes on catch-up with iPlayer."

Thanks for letting us know! Hope you get lucky!

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By *tar33 OP   Man
21 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Cindy's watching Kathy snog Harvey through her phone camera...

Currently outside the UK for a month, I'll have to stay in tonight and watch the last few episodes on catch-up with iPlayer.

Thanks for letting us know! Hope you get lucky! "

It has to be done if I'm going to avoid any spoilers. I have a large 12" tablet with a VPN so no issues getting it to work.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
21 weeks ago

Nr Arundel


"'Smithy' from The Bill hasn't mentioned Sun 'ill yet... nor the Cockroft or Jasmine Allen estates.

Must be ashamed of his past."

He hasn't mentioned me either yet 😔 🤔

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By *tar33 OP   Man
21 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"'Smithy' from The Bill hasn't mentioned Sun 'ill yet... nor the Cockroft or Jasmine Allen estates.

Must be ashamed of his past.

He hasn't mentioned me either yet 😔 🤔"

He should try and get Burnside transferred to Walford, he'd soon sort the slags out and show 'em who's running the show.

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By *ookingFor...Man
21 weeks ago

West Sussex


"Cindy's watching Kathy snog Harvey through her phone camera...

Currently outside the UK for a month, I'll have to stay in tonight and watch the last few episodes on catch-up with iPlayer.

Thanks for letting us know! Hope you get lucky!

It has to be done if I'm going to avoid any spoilers. I have a large 12" tablet with a VPN so no issues getting it to work."

I meant get lucky as it getting laid...

As for Cindy and her mobile phone footage...I'd probably get 'device not found' or similar if I tried anything like that...

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By *tar33 OP   Man
20 weeks ago

North London (outer)

I've been reading reports that Max Branning is returning to the square in the next month or so. One of the best characters they've ever had. Morals of an Alley Cat

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By *ookingFor...Man
20 weeks ago

West Sussex

Do you think Suki and Peter remember sleeping together?

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
20 weeks ago

Bargoed


"Do you think Suki and Peter remember sleeping together?"

When did that happen?

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By *tar33 OP   Man
20 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Do you think Suki and Peter remember sleeping together?"

I'd forgotten about that. Suki's another one who could fall for Max's dubious charms though. Never say never.

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By *ookingFor...Man
20 weeks ago

West Sussex


"Do you think Suki and Peter remember sleeping together?

When did that happen?"

When Peter was played by the previous actor. Who was taller and better looking. Better actor as well. Suki was the local matriarch of the bad criminal family then, not the wholesome lesbi-nan she is now.

Peter went back for seconds.

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By *arbus61Man
20 weeks ago

Leeds

Haven’t watched this fucking shite program for years

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
20 weeks ago

Bargoed


"Do you think Suki and Peter remember sleeping together?

When did that happen?

When Peter was played by the previous actor. Who was taller and better looking. Better actor as well. Suki was the local matriarch of the bad criminal family then, not the wholesome lesbi-nan she is now.

Peter went back for seconds."

Ahhh I did stop watching it for a while, never knew that.

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By *ookingFor...Man
20 weeks ago

West Sussex

The previous Peter Beale was Dayle Hudson. The current one is the same one as the one before Dayle. Maybe?

They swapped over when Cindy was found alive and well in France.

The continuity is so bad in EastEnders I doubt the writers remember Peter and Suki shagged a few times.

I think Peter was dating her daughter at the time. So he's actually had both mother and daughter.

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By *ookingFor...Man
19 weeks ago

West Sussex

One of Barney's dads is gonna drown...?

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
19 weeks ago

Bargoed

Swim anyone?

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By *IPMANMan
19 weeks ago

FULHAM

I gave up on Eastenders when Dirty Den was resurrected for the 2nd or 3rd time ....have I missed it.. NOT ONE BIT

The following week I pulled the plug on Coronation St, closely followed by the Archers

I now refuse to watch anything with the word Strictly or Celebrity in the title, and have ditched all the food shows other than Nigella or Nadia

It's a crock of shite

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

East enders, corrie, emmerdale? Opium for the masses

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By *IPMANMan
19 weeks ago

FULHAM

I once had the "pleasure" of meeting Wendy Richards, hard faced slapper, condescending and obviously didn't need lessons to play Pauline

But then one must speak I'll ofcthe dead.. welder's bench

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By *tar33 OP   Man
18 weeks ago

North London (outer)

I'm rather confused by the knitwear situation in the 'noo Mitchell' household.

Teddy obviously has a fine selection; v-neck, crew-neck and more, in various knits, with a penchant for pastel colours draped over his shoulders.

Nicola on the other hand, seems to just have a crimson polo-neck. I'm not sure if it's the same one, which she wears all the time, or if she has several identical ones.

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By *ookingFor...Man
18 weeks ago

West Sussex

Harvey's got a big one!

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By *tar33 OP   Man
16 weeks ago

North London (outer)

I'm your muvva!

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By *ryan2000Man
16 weeks ago

London colney

Yeeees I ammmmmm

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By *eepeter4Man
16 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Yes it as especially when Dot Cotton got killed off

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By *tar33 OP   Man
16 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Yes it as especially when Dot Cotton got killed off"

I'm not convinced she's dead, it's a cover-up to disguise the fact that she ran off with Mr Papadopoulos.

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By *eepeter4Man
16 weeks ago

Bournemouth


"Yes it as especially when Dot Cotton got killed off

I'm not convinced she's dead, it's a cover-up to disguise the fact that she ran off with Mr Papadopoulos."

is he the one that owned the Launderette

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By *tar33 OP   Man
16 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Yes it as especially when Dot Cotton got killed off

I'm not convinced she's dead, it's a cover-up to disguise the fact that she ran off with Mr Papadopoulos.is he the one that owned the Launderette "

That's the one, Demitris Papadopoulos. He's a serial granny fiddler

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
16 weeks ago

Hook

Went downhill after Reg Cox was killed off

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By *astDevonGuyMan
16 weeks ago

East Devon

“ Ewww, You’re not my daughter!”

“ Oh yes I am ! “

And that concludes tonight’s exciting instalment

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By *tar33 OP   Man
16 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"“ Ewww, You’re not my daughter!”

“ Oh yes I am ! “

And that concludes tonight’s exciting instalment"

I reckon she's the mother of Tommy's delinquent mate.

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By *inkybi99Man
16 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Are there still white folk in the east end?

Where did the cockneys go?

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
16 weeks ago

Bargoed

And how is Stacey managing to rent a place of her own?

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By *noggrMan
16 weeks ago

New Forest


"And how is Stacey managing to rent a place of her own?"

It's all a bit off isn't it. This time last month Stacey barely got off her bed she was so grief-stricken. Now, not only is she back to her usual gobby self again, but she's somehow found the motivation to find somewhere new to live, been able to afford that flat and presumably everything in it, and had enough money for Zoe to apparently steal hundreds. I knew Stacey wouldn't be gone for very long this time, but I certainly didn't expect such a big change in her in just a few weeks. It seems quite rushed.

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By *etmepants offMan
16 weeks ago

dartford


"And how is Stacey managing to rent a place of her own?"

She's on the game

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By *tar33 OP   Man
16 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"And how is Stacey managing to rent a place of her own?"

Stacey's Baps is a little gold mine, obviously. Eve, the disbarred lawyer, must be running it in her absence.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
16 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"And how is Stacey managing to rent a place of her own?

She's on the game"

Or there's that. Maybe Only Fans again.

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By *hyna HutchMan
16 weeks ago

valleys

Zoe is fat as fuck.

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By *lowmeMan
16 weeks ago

Nr Shildon

Me too there have been a few rumours about it

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
16 weeks ago

Bargoed


"Zoe is fat as fuck. "

We all look different from how we did 20 years ago.

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By *am4cockMan
16 weeks ago

Bournemouth


"Zoe is fat as fuck. "

Hahaha...bitch!

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By *uy near ArundelMan
16 weeks ago

Nr Arundel


"And how is Stacey managing to rent a place of her own?"

Quite frankly, none of them could afford to live there.

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By *hyna HutchMan
16 weeks ago

valleys


"Zoe is fat as fuck.

Hahaha...bitch!"

Got me ... Spot on fella.

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By *50xxxMan
16 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

And Jeans still treating Harvey like a doormat !

Wish he would give her a slap !

Kat got away with it!!

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By *ookingFor...Man
15 weeks ago

West Sussex

Nice to see that 'Half Christmas' is just as awful as a normal Christmas for the inbred residents of this corner of old London town.

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By *ookingFor...Man
15 weeks ago

West Sussex


"Zoe is fat as fuck. "

And she comes back with the secret of something she's done that's so awful, no one will ever forgive her for it.

How original.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Ravi's beamer is well nice.

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By *ilke500Man
15 weeks ago

edinburgh


"Ravi's beamer is well nice."

Is that what we’re calling it these days….

I’d imagine it certainly is very nice….

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By *inkybi99Man
15 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Are there still cokneys there?

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By *ichey6Man
15 weeks ago

aberdeen

I've lost interest. Only the return of Michael Carter will get me back onboard. Teddy and his penchant for pastels epitomises the sterility.

All good things etc.

Maybe Corrie is worth a look these days?

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By *tar33 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

North London (outer)

There are rumours that Max will be returning soon, although probably just temporarily. We know he can't keep it in his trousers.

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By *hyna HutchMan
15 weeks ago

valleys


"I've lost interest. Only the return of Michael Carter will get me back onboard. Teddy and his penchant for pastels epitomises the sterility.

All good things etc."

That's interesting.

I took have lost interest.

This thread used to be busy.

Looks like they have run out of ideas.

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By *acingfanMan
15 weeks ago

Huddersfield


"I've lost interest. Only the return of Michael Carter will get me back onboard. Teddy and his penchant for pastels epitomises the sterility.

"

I'm glad he's stopped with the jumper over the shoulders.

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By *acingfanMan
15 weeks ago

Huddersfield


"Zoe is fat as fuck. "

"You ain't my muvva!" is one of the greatest scenes ever filmed.

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By *ichey6Man
15 weeks ago

aberdeen


"I've lost interest. Only the return of Michael Carter will get me back onboard. Teddy and his penchant for pastels epitomises the sterility.

All good things etc.

That's interesting.

I took have lost interest.

This thread used to be busy.

Looks like they have run out of ideas.

"

...

...

Ben is another character I miss. They should do a spin off episode: Ben in the State Pen?🤔

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By *tar33 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

North London (outer)

I don't mind Elaine too much but her delivery of lines is as if she was appearing in a pantomime.

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By *evinmanMan
15 weeks ago

Dublin

Who was the hottest guy on eastenders? Marc Bannerman?

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By *tar33 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Zoe is fat as fuck.

"You ain't my muvva!" is one of the greatest scenes ever filmed."

I reckon Zoe is the real muvva of Joel, Tommy's friend. That would make Kat his Grandmuvva.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Who was the hottest guy on eastenders? Marc Bannerman?"

Vincent innit.

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By *ilke500Man
15 weeks ago

edinburgh


"Who was the hottest guy on eastenders? Marc Bannerman?"

Currently - Ravi

Historically - Keanu

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By *ilke500Man
15 weeks ago

edinburgh


"Who was the hottest guy on eastenders? Marc Bannerman?

Vincent innit."

He was def up there in the top 5 maybe

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By *ichey6Man
14 weeks ago

aberdeen

Minty

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By *wansmickMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

Id rather stick pins in my eyes than watch that tripe 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱.

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By *ichey6Man
14 weeks ago

aberdeen

There used to be a comedic aspect to much of Easto's that was enjoyable. Characters who were so bad that were good- Derek, Johnny Allen et al.

As Grant once said to Allen: ' He's went into Reg and Ron mode'...

Allen telling Big Pat Butcher 'I used to own ya'...

Halycon days on the manor.

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By *acingfanMan
14 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Hottest guy was Dennis Rickman played by Nigel Harman. Best character was Hevva.

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By *ichey6Man
12 weeks ago

aberdeen

First time I've watched in weeks. Peter the Cozzer!

Oscar seems like a character with potential....to cause mayhem!?

Decent enough fare... Enough to make me watch again tomorrow night...

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By *arolynjayneTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Clacton on sea

I haven’t watched it for years but if real life is anything to go by the Queen Vic would have been closed years ago and demolished for a block of flats..

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By *tar33 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Walford has never been short of village idiots, and bang on cue along comes Oscar Branning to fill the latest vacancy. Speaking of which, whatever happened to his young ginger half-sister, has Linda forgotten about her?

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By *hyna HutchMan
12 weeks ago

valleys


"Walford has never been short of village idiots, and bang on cue along comes Oscar Branning to fill the latest vacancy."

I didn't see it.

Did he have the usual newcomer entrance? .........

Car/taxi pulls up.

Camera on feet exiting said car/taxi.

Shoes,or possibly high heels.

Back of head.

Cuts to lots of different trivia.

Cuts back to vehicle.

Fresh meat filmed looking around and up at the buildings, with an inquisitive and yet satisfying expression.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Jacks daughter. Mmm older than she plays

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By *ad Bod ManMan
12 weeks ago

Gloucester

The recent Phil Mitchell mental health storyline was particularly well written acted and directed. When they get it right they really get it right.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
12 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Walford has never been short of village idiots, and bang on cue along comes Oscar Branning to fill the latest vacancy.

I didn't see it.

Did he have the usual newcomer entrance? .........

Car/taxi pulls up.

Camera on feet exiting said car/taxi.

Shoes,or possibly high heels.

Back of head.

Cuts to lots of different trivia.

Cuts back to vehicle.

Fresh meat filmed looking around and up at the buildings, with an inquisitive and yet satisfying expression. "

We all know what you mean but no, nothing like that at all. No spoilers, you'll have to watch it yourself

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By *tar33 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Last week was the best in a long time, I initially thought that Howie was going to be the victim of the shooting.

Great to see Max back, I was wondering what the betting was going to be on who he would be shagging first. I drew up a long mental list with Cindy as favourite, but considering what we now know, all bets are off.

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By *hyna HutchMan
5 weeks ago

valleys

The square.

The only area in London with no CCTV, even in the pubs. Nowhere.

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By *acingfanMan
5 weeks ago

Huddersfield


"Walford has never been short of village idiots, and bang on cue along comes Oscar Branning to fill the latest vacancy. Speaking of which, whatever happened to his young ginger half-sister, has Linda forgotten about her?"
I think she is dead, but I'm not an avid watcher.

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By *airyandbelliedbottomMan
5 weeks ago

Barrow-in-Furness


"The square.

The only area in London with no CCTV, even in the pubs. Nowhere. "

They don't need CCTV. Everyone's into everyone else's business

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By *hyna HutchMan
5 weeks ago

valleys


"The square.

The only area in London with no CCTV, even in the pubs. Nowhere.

They don't need CCTV. Everyone's into everyone else's business "

Someone is always lurking in an alleyway or behind a door, listening.

Doof.. doof ... doof ...

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

Jay departs the Square. A moment of madness.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)

So Sharon's back, with her pout, looking rather odd.

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By *orkie64Man
2 weeks ago

pontypridd

Eastenders has run it's course, it needs to be put in the archives in a box and put into the deepest recesses of the BBC where no one will find it.

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By *ina61TV/TS
2 weeks ago

old Coulsdon


"So Sharon's back, with her pout, looking rather odd."

... you know i thought that, what has she done to her face ?

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
2 weeks ago

Bargoed


"So Sharon's back, with her pout, looking rather odd.

... you know i thought that, what has she done to her face ?"

And good for her for obviously losing weight, but she needs to ditch the skin tight leggings, her poor legs look like twigs that could break at any time.

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By *acingfanMan
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield


"So Sharon's back, with her pout, looking rather odd.

... you know i thought that, what has she done to her face ?

And good for her for obviously losing weight, but she needs to ditch the skin tight leggings, her poor legs look like twigs that could break at any time."

But she is a cockney sparrow now. Or do I spell it sparra?

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By *acingfanMan
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield


"Jay departs the Square. A moment of madness."
He's such a beautiful man.

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By *noggrMan
5 days ago

New Forest


"Great to see Max back, I was wondering what the betting was going to be on who he would be shagging first. I drew up a long mental list with Cindy as favourite, but considering what we now know, all bets are off."

I reckon you were and are right to have Cindy at the top of Max's shagging list. He's been at it with Zoe, but that doesn't count because it was before their returns to Walford. Cindy will find him, attack him for killing Steven, they'll have a heart-to-heart over a tipple about both having deceased children and then bonk away their grief. So put that bet back on!

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By *hyna HutchMan
5 days ago

valleys

Max will fuck anything that casts a shadow.

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By *utcock61Man
5 days ago

glasgow

id rip the pants of the baldy c..t.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
5 days ago

North London (outer)


"Great to see Max back, I was wondering what the betting was going to be on who he would be shagging first. I drew up a long mental list with Cindy as favourite, but considering what we now know, all bets are off.

I reckon you were and are right to have Cindy at the top of Max's shagging list. He's been at it with Zoe, but that doesn't count because it was before their returns to Walford. Cindy will find him, attack him for killing Steven, they'll have a heart-to-heart over a tipple about both having deceased children and then bonk away their grief. So put that bet back on!"

I think I'll have a Lady Godiva each way on Stacey as well, you can never rule her out. Elaine is a long shot, and the grandmother of his youngest, but never say never.

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
5 days ago

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Where's Harvey gone? Not seen him on screen for ages.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
5 days ago

North London (outer)


"Where's Harvey gone? Not seen him on screen for ages."

He's had knee replacement surgery, in real life, so off our screens for a while.

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By *IPMANMan
4 days ago

FULHAM

Thank God I stopped watching Eastenders when Dirty Den came back from the dead for what seemed like the 3rd time

Then within a week I gave up on Coronation Street closely followed by the Archers

Life is too short to wallow in misery and bad acting

GET OUT OF MY PUB !!!!!!

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
4 days ago

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"Where's Harvey gone? Not seen him on screen for ages.

He's had knee replacement surgery, in real life, so off our screens for a while."

Fair enough but they've not even mentioned him being absent, "off to visit again sick relative" is the norm. Lol

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By *tar33 OP   Man
2 days ago

North London (outer)


"Where's Harvey gone? Not seen him on screen for ages.

He's had knee replacement surgery, in real life, so off our screens for a while.

Fair enough but they've not even mentioned him being absent, "off to visit again sick relative" is the norm. Lol"

Sorry if this is a spoiler but he returned yesterday, along with a few other old characters.

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By *eepeter4Man
2 days ago

Bournemouth

What that's lipstick taste of Hilda, Women Stanley woman

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
2 days ago

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"Where's Harvey gone? Not seen him on screen for ages.

He's had knee replacement surgery, in real life, so off our screens for a while.

Fair enough but they've not even mentioned him being absent, "off to visit again sick relative" is the norm. Lol

Sorry if this is a spoiler but he returned yesterday, along with a few other old characters."

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