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"What's the winner of the Grand National this saturday?" A horse. You know, the quick one. With the little person on its back. | |||
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"Can you name every single time waster in alphabetical order and if so prove it" Of course, but naming and shaming is against the rules. So you'll have to take my word for it. | |||
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"Can you tell me tonight’s lottery game numbers please? " There will be six of them. They will all be whole numbers between one and fifty | |||
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"Am I The One? " You are one of them | |||
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"What is an occasional table called the rest of the time?" A table | |||
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"So far answered nothing well done your good. " Even oracles need sleep. | |||
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"What is the largest animal that you could single-handedly sellotape to a lamppost?" A docile hare. Sellotape is not that strong. Now gaffer tape, that's a different matter... | |||
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"Will aliens land in Time Square in 2027. Mx " Sadly not. The tariffs will put them off | |||
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"What’s the largest object you can gaffer tape to a hare? " A lamp post | |||
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"Are you the woman from Del Monte? Do you say yes?" Depends. (Glad someone got the reference x) | |||
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"Would i stand at chance ?" Better odds with Community Chest | |||
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"What is Spring really like on Jupiter and Mars?" Fly me to the Moon and I'll show you | |||
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"Who put the bop in the bop-sh-do-be-doo & who put the ram in the ram-a-lang-a-ding-dong ?" Same fella that put the Ram in the Ramalama-ding-dong. Last I heard ISIS were claiming responsibility. | |||
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"Would you rather be chased by a horse sized duck, or 20 duck sized horses?" Duck sized horses. A normal sized duck is creepy enough .... horse sized? Bugger that! | |||
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"We do a little bit of anal play, but Would suggesting that my mrs fucks me with a strap on put her off" Oooh. That's an eternal dilemma. Broach the subject gently and see how it goes. | |||
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"Apart from breast implants, best thing to use to have a cleavage " Gaffer tape can work. Or just use makeup to contour the illusion of a cleavage. | |||
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"We do a little bit of anal play, but Would suggesting that my mrs fucks me with a strap on put her off Oooh. That's an eternal dilemma. Broach the subject gently and see how it goes." | |||
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"Will I find my prince, (before I become a dowager?)" Kiss enough frogs .... | |||
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"From a philosophical perspective, does death inevitably result in a fatal state? ⚰️🎩🤔 " No. Yes. Maybe. | |||
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"Oh Bianca the Omniscient...what should i have for tea tonight?" Jacket Potato, with cheesy beans | |||
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"Will I ever find a guy black or white or whatever color who has a 13" cock like that famous singer ,who is straight sadly. Mx "Definitely. Brace yerself! | |||
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"What’s the largest object you can gaffer tape to a hare? A lamp post" I’m not sure that’s right oh great omniscient one. I once saw a hare fixed to the front of an HGV truck…. I don’t think the hare was alive though. Does that make any difference? | |||
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"What would you rather be or a wasp? " To be or not to be? I think I would rather be. | |||
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"Oh Bianca the Omniscient...what should i have for tea tonight? Jacket Potato, with cheesy beans" How'd you do that? Thats uncanny!! | |||
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"Will I ever find a guy black or white or whatever color who has a 13" cock like that famous singer ,who is straight sadly. Mx
Definitely.
Brace yerself!"Oh be still my fluttering lips , better than winning the lottery. Mx 👿 | |||
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"Oh Bianca the Omniscient...what should i have for tea tonight? Jacket Potato, with cheesy beans How'd you do that? Thats uncanny!! " Bianca knows | |||
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"Will tarrifs on chinese products halt the imports of cheap vibrators into the UK????" Only if the UK imposes tarriffs | |||
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"Will I find my prince, (before I become a dowager?) Kiss enough frogs .... " So should I change my profile pic to my zipper? | |||
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"Will I find my prince, (before I become a dowager?) Kiss enough frogs .... So should I change my profile pic to my zipper?" Nah. Cock pic over a toilet. THAT is the best option - guaranteed. | |||
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"Have you ever had sex knowingly having any infections " Er .... no | |||
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"What do they call their best plates in China "Actually ... they call it porcelain | |||
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"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" Pardon? | |||
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"Will tarrifs on chinese products halt the imports of cheap vibrators into the UK????" Not unless you live in the USA | |||
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"Given the Trump Effect, how should I diversify my investment portfolio?" Depends of you want stort term or long term growth | |||
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"If you had the choice of just one facial cosmetic surgery operation, what would it be?" Eye bags probably. Or eyebrow ridge reduction. Or new teeth. | |||
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"Are you a politician? ( If not you should be, you have managed to dodge more questions than the PM )" Dodged? Who dear? Me dear? No dear x | |||
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"If you had the choice of just one facial cosmetic surgery operation, what would it be? Eye bags probably. Or eyebrow ridge reduction. Or new teeth." Ooh 
I had the Turkey teeth treatment.
They nearly stopped me coming back at passport control 
"that ain't you!" | |||
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"If you had the choice of just one facial cosmetic surgery operation, what would it be? Eye bags probably. Or eyebrow ridge reduction. Or new teeth. Ooh
I had the Turkey teeth treatment.
They nearly stopped me coming back at passport control
"that ain't you!""Well, tbh, you have a great smile | |||
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"If you had the choice of just one facial cosmetic surgery operation, what would it be? Eye bags probably. Or eyebrow ridge reduction. Or new teeth. Ooh
I had the Turkey teeth treatment.
They nearly stopped me coming back at passport control
"that ain't you!"
Well, tbh, you have a great smile"It's a bit of a downer finding out I can only speak Turkish now, mind. Thanks x | |||
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" It's a bit of a doner finding out I can only eat Turkish now, mind. Thanks x" Fixed it for you x | |||
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" It's a bit of a doner finding out I can only eat Turkish now, mind. Thanks x Fixed it for you x" Yeah I like that. | |||
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"Baba O'Rielly , Substitute, or My Generation ." That is the correct order | |||
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"What are the 39 steps?" The '39 steps' is a secret organisation which gets its name from the number of steps leading to the location that the organisation meets. | |||
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"It certainly dose" It dose indeed | |||
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"What's the winner of the Grand National this saturday?" Tired  | |||
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"What's the winner of the Grand National this saturday? Tired "Not yet it isn't | |||
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"An easy one . Have I got something stiff in my hand right now. Careful I can think of three answers to this question. " Right now? Your phone | |||
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"Why do you always put yourself down when talking about you? You look beautiful in your pictures " Because self deprecation is cute?  | |||
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