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By *0thirty OP   Man
1 week ago

Redhill

Where’s Chloe ? Has anyone seen Chloe ? She’s normally so active in these chat threads …. nothing ! Silence ! Chloe …. Are you there ?

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By *lackbootzMan
1 week ago

Hayes, Middx

It is a concern.

I’m actually having to read the Daily Mail myself and not have it broken up into lots of provocative threads on here.

But I have this sneaking feeling Chloe may have regenerated into a new Forum character.

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By *0thirty OP   Man
1 week ago

Redhill

I did see on ABC news this morning - live from down under - Des Desmond reporting outside Ayers Rock - with the headline …. “ Has Chloe gone walk about ? “

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

Where's Wally.

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By *lackbootzMan
1 week ago

Hayes, Middx


"Where's Wally."

Now… don’t be judgmental…

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

Popular....

Across the globe...

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By *eefandfurMan
1 week ago

Edinburgh

Hopefully naked in a hot-tub in Mykonos with the lads from Take That. Gary Barlow smuggled in a big block of Cathedral City and he's making everybody cheese toasties.

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By *ildwestheroMan
1 week ago

Llandrindod Wells

Perhaps Chloe is busy getting what the rest of us crave for:-SEX

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By *hisMeMan
1 week ago

Forfar, Angus

Chloe is still a registered user.

Profile is currently hidden.

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By *ames canMan
1 week ago

monaghan


"Where's Wally."
...is that a different person...?

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

[Removed by poster at 08/04/25 11:18:00]

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By *amelaXTV/TS
1 week ago

Swindon

Who's Chloe??

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

Wheres Me Jumper

Wheres Me Jumper

🇮🇪

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

A sabbatical is a useful thing...

🤔🤡

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By *ames canMan
1 week ago

monaghan


"Wheres Me Jumper

Wheres Me Jumper

🇮🇪"

...I miss University challenged....

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

Haha...🦊

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By *esp.Man
1 week ago

Surrey

Don't worry guys ! He's fine. My friend Sergey saw him at the Bolshoi last night, apparently he was phenomenal.

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

Doing a splendid job of cleaning Godfrey Bloom's fish-tank.

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By *leepflowerMan
1 week ago

Leek


"Wheres Me Jumper

Wheres Me Jumper

🇮🇪"

Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper... 🕺

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

A Corker!

🇮🇪

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By *ookingFor...Man
1 week ago

West Sussex

Ah, forum members we remember...

Asainguy4now, Englishman101, ManInTrousers to name just a few.

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By *rMagicFingersMan
1 week ago

Bournemouth

Oh yes. What happened to Mr Trousers?

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By *ocalMan
1 week ago

Manchester

Got the chop, answers to the name of shorts nowadays

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By *rMagicFingersMan
1 week ago

Bournemouth


"Got the chop, answers to the name of shorts nowadays "

😂🤣😂

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By *ildwestheroMan
1 week ago

Llandrindod Wells


"Wheres Me Jumper

Wheres Me Jumper

🇮🇪"

Actually spelt Maijumpa. It's the capital of Bongobongoland where Godfrey Bloom is shortly to be appointed His Britannic Majesty's ambassador

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

Lol 😭😭

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By *attersbyMan
1 week ago

cotswold

Saw her in Sainsbury’s cafe

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By *lackbootzMan
1 week ago

Hayes, Middx


"Don't worry guys ! He's fine. My friend Sergey saw him at the Bolshoi last night, apparently he was phenomenal. "

Well, his sissonne and soubresault tended to clear the stage with those giant clodhoppers.

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By *lackbootzMan
1 week ago

Hayes, Middx


"Saw her in Sainsbury’s cafe "

*snort*

Was she shovelling extra tuna into the jacket potatoes..?

I wondered if she was still driving round the Asda carpark looking for that elusive disability bay…

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen


"Wheres Me Jumper

Wheres Me Jumper

🇮🇪

Actually spelt Maijumpa. It's the capital of Bongobongoland where Godfrey Bloom is shortly to be appointed His Britannic Majesty's ambassador"

...

...

...

Godfrey Bloom whacking Michael Crick on the head with a UKIP manifesto or similar was a classic....

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

Bronze Poxy: " There will be no war because my friend in North London who makes a wowser fennel coleslaw said so"

(Windswept and Interesting...)

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By *esp.Man
1 week ago

Surrey


"Don't worry guys ! He's fine. My friend Sergey saw him at the Bolshoi last night, apparently he was phenomenal.

Well, his sissonne and soubresault tended to clear the stage with those giant clodhoppers. "

😅😅😅

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By *eepeter4Man
1 week ago

Bournemouth

She being held hostage by Tango man until the Chinese cough up there 104% Tariff is paided

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

Murdock from the A-Team and Uncle Knobhead will rescue her..

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen


"Got the chop, answers to the name of shorts nowadays

😂🤣😂"

....

...

...

He had a life-threatening illness. I sincerely hope he is still with us. A genuine English Gentleman. A toff.

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

Use of the is down 67.7%

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By *evanianMan
1 week ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru

It seems that Chloe has abandoned our company to pursue a more pressing matter:- that of finding Kelly :- the infamous Kelly from the Isle of Man!

She's traded in her keyboard for a ticket to the island, leaving us to ponder if she will ever return to our esteemed fold.

Will she find Kelly and return with a newfound sense of purpose, or will she remain lost in the annals of internet history? Only time will tell....

As we watch this space hoping for a reassuring missive of good news, with a mix of awesome wonder and apprehension, may God Bless dear Chloe and keep her safe where e're she may wander and roam!

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By *luvnylonstockingsTV/TS
1 week ago

portsmouth

Perhaps shes found that special couple aged 98 to 99 who can druve to her and take her vack to theres ,as she cant drive or accomadate.which us a nice change by causing controversy then getting you banned when you react

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By *ildwestheroMan
1 week ago

Llandrindod Wells

Had a cat called Chloe once. She used to love playing chicken with cars in the lane. Think she liked to sound of brakes squealing. Sadly one day she lost. Buried her by her favourite tree.

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By *lackbootzMan
1 week ago

Hayes, Middx


"It seems that Chloe has abandoned our company to pursue a more pressing matter:- that of finding Kelly :- the infamous Kelly from the Isle of Man!

She's traded in her keyboard for a ticket to the island, leaving us to ponder if she will ever return to our esteemed fold.

Will she find Kelly and return with a newfound sense of purpose, or will she remain lost in the annals of internet history? Only time will tell....

As we watch this space hoping for a reassuring missive of good news, with a mix of awesome wonder and apprehension, may God Bless dear Chloe and keep her safe where e're she may wander and roam!"

🤣

God bless her and all who sail in her! (provided she gives them her scabies inspection with her mobile phone torch…)

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By *lackbootzMan
1 week ago

Hayes, Middx


"Perhaps shes found that special couple aged 98 to 99 who can druve to her and take her vack to theres ,as she cant drive or accomadate.which us a nice change by causing controversy then getting you banned when you react"

I’d momentarily forgotten her special attraction to a nonagenarian couple.

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
1 week ago

Motherwell

Or maybe she just moved to smugland in Fife ... Elementary my dear Watson..

Mx 👿

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

Wi pals in the Ivory Towers of Airdrie and Larkhall?

🐻🕷️

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By *ookingFor...Man
1 week ago

West Sussex

Chloe's pronouns were he/him!

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By *ookingFor...Man
1 week ago

West Sussex

He was a woman with a penis!

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
1 week ago

Motherwell

You got the second part right 👍. Mx 👿

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By *luvnylonstockingsTV/TS
1 week ago

portsmouth


"Perhaps shes found that special couple aged 98 to 99 who can druve to her and take her vack to theres ,as she cant drive or accomadate.which us a nice change by causing controversy then getting you banned when you react

I’d momentarily forgotten her special attraction to a nonagenarian couple. "

How could you,thats the best yet lol

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Dear Chloe,

Won't you come back to us?

It takes guts to be kind

To paraphrase one of your heartbreak lines

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
7 days ago

Bristol East

Did she elope with the Angel of Kinross?

🤔

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

The new and improved wearer of magazine adverts..

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
7 days ago

Motherwell


"The new and improved wearer of magazine adverts.. "

Or decided to start a relationship with the Amex concierge who lives near Kinross after servicing all of those truckers and watching their war mongering companies share price rise and fall and rise, perfectly timing the shorts and then going long and selling at the exact peak of each share price hmmm ...

Fantasy Island time.

Mx 👿

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Just Stop Fantasy

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By *evanianMan
7 days ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru


"Just Stop Fantasy "

Indeed so! The Fantasy must Stop and Stop Now!!

The facts regarding Chloe's disappearance according to a high-ranking contact at Reuters are that Chloe has been spotted with Hans Flick - Freiherr von Flick, the grandson of an infamous Nazi officer Otto Flick. The Flick family now owns a significant chunk of Nouvion, including the grand Château.

The family's rise to _ocal aristocracy is shrouded in intrigue. Rumors abound that Otto Flick's sale of the priceless "Fallen Madonna" painting by Van Klomph funded their business empire. Hans Flick - Freiherr von Flick, is the now the charismatic head of the family, with a string of bakeries, breweries, and hotels under his belt. But the real secret to their success lies in their exclusive Knackwurst sausage.

The exact location of their Knackwurst production facility remains a closely guarded secret, with whispers suggesting it's hidden deep in the Schwartzwald.

As Chloe and Hans were seen canoodling together, speculation is rife in Nouvion that a high-society wedding might be on the horizon. If these rumors are true, Chloe would become Frau Chloe - Freifrau von Flick, upon marrying Hans. The _ocals are divided - some love the Flicks, others are wary of their past.

Will Chloe's union with Hans Flick, Freiherr von Flick, bring prosperity and Knackwurst-filled joy to Nouvion, or will it spell disaster? Only time will tell!

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Uncle Knobhead's mucker Iffy Cecil said he spotted her on the tourist trail in Abbottabad...

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By *evanianMan
7 days ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru

In a rather bizarre twist, false reports have begun circulating that Hans and Chloe were recently spotted in Abbottabad, Pakistan, sipping chai and admiring the _ocal handicrafts.

However, a spokesperson for Freiherr von Flick dismissed the rumors with a hearty laugh, saying, "It's utter nonsense! Hans and Chloe are far too busy planning their future together and perfecting their Knackwurst recipe to be gallivanting around Pakistan. Besides, Hans's lederhosen simply would not survive the Pakistani climate!"

The spokesperson added, "We're flattered that people would think our couple so adventurous, but we're afraid they're firmly rooted in Nouvion, where the only exotic spice they're interested in is the paprika in their famous Knackwurst."

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Iffy Cecil is rarely wrong. He's got a memory for boats like no other.

A massive thank-you to Iffy Cecil.

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By *untimesfuckingMan
7 days ago

Newport

Poor Chloe, out there completely unaware of the plethora of support and concern over her absence.

#letsfindchloe - i think this is what young people say now.

We should start a gofindme page to help track her down

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By *lackbootzMan
7 days ago

Hayes, Middx

I’m very moved by this thread.

🥺

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By *evanianMan
7 days ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru


"Iffy Cecil is rarely wrong. He's got a memory for boats like no other.

A massive thank-you to Iffy Cecil."

In the latest update:-Freiherr von Flick's legal team has tracked down Iffy Cecil, who has come forward to categorically deny the Abbottabad rumour.

In a statement, Iffy Cecil said, "I've no idea where this claim originated, but I can assure you it's completely false. I've a reputation for accuracy, and I wouldn't vouch for something that's entirely fictional." With Iffy Cecil's denial, the rumour has been thoroughly debunked.

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By *lackbootzMan
7 days ago

Hayes, Middx

Maybe the priceless painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies is actually of Chloe and contains hidden clues as to her whereabouts..?

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Iffy Cecil only mixes with his own and never the hoi pilloi. The idea he issued this statement is for the birdies.

Thanks but no-thanks...

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Iffy Cecil used to be a caddy at Wentworth. Seen it all so he has...

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By *evanianMan
7 days ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru

*OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE LEGAL TEAM OF FREIHERR VON FLICK, NOUVION, HAUTS DE FRANCE"*

To clarify the recent rumours surrounding Freiherr von Flick and his fiancée, Chloe, we would like to reiterate the following facts:-

Freiherr von Flick and Chloe are currently residing in Nouvion, where they are actively involved in _ocal business and social activities. They are in the process of planning their future.

Both Freiherr von Flick and Chloe are committed to their respective business ventures in Nouvion, including the production of traditional Knackwurst sausages.

We would like to emphasise that the rumours suggesting their presence in Abbottabad, Pakistan, are entirely false and without foundation. Iffy Cecil, a renowned expert, has also come forward to deny any involvement in spreading this misinformation.

We trust that this statement will put an end to the speculation and rumours surrounding Freiherr von Flick and Chloe's whereabouts. We appreciate your understanding and cooperation in this matter.

*END OF STATEMENT*

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Alexa, Play Running Out Of Fantasy by The GOATs

Thanks

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

The statement reeks of rushed dictation. As also stated Iffy Cecil would never interact with the upper classes....

Hmmmm.

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By *lackbootzMan
7 days ago

Hayes, Middx

“they are actively involved in _ocal business and social activities”

Snigger. 🤭

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Iffy Cecil is saying that she had on a pair of pumps and was leaping around. It had to be her...

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
7 days ago

Motherwell

The red shoe diaries.

Mx 👿

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By *evanianMan
7 days ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru


"The statement reeks of rushed dictation. As also stated Iffy Cecil would never interact with the upper classes....

Hmmmm.

"

Richey old chap, my creative writing was simply meant to entertain, and never for a second intended be taken seriously!😂😂😂

But if you're planning to consult Uncle Knobhead's Mate Iffy Cyril again, I hear he has a fascinating tale about some talking sausages that might just change everything.

Time to chill old chap, time to chill!! 😂

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

One was perfectly chilled before tho lol. Those who know me would know this to be true. Nothing on here puts me into a strop. It's pure escapism, comedy.

You weren't to know...

Thanks.👍😭

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By *evanianMan
7 days ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru


"One was perfectly chilled before tho lol. Those who know me would know this to be true. Nothing on here puts me into a strop. It's pure escapism, comedy.

You weren't to know...

Thanks.👍😭"

Richey, without a shred of doubt, you're are indeed a most fascinating fellow, always deeply passionate about expressing your views and I must say, you're quite persistent in expressing them, even when sometimes it seems like the world seems to be moving in a somewhat different direction.

You're a true original, and I admire your dedication to your convictions. Thanks for the ever lively discussion, old chap!😁👍

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By *anmannersMan
7 days ago

Uk


"Oh yes. What happened to Mr Trousers?"

He's not been well

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By *ichey6Man
6 days ago

aberdeen

Greeks/gifts....

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By *evanianMan
6 days ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru


"Greeks/gifts...."

A classic reference Richey! I'm impressed that you're familiar with the finer points of ancient history old chap.

However, I'm not sure that I'd classify my humble words as a Trojan Horse – perhaps more like a trusty steed plodding onwards along the old dusty trail! 😁

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By *ichey6Man
6 days ago

aberdeen

I'm not. In terms of education and higher education said field has always reeked of elitism... c.f El Spaffo. The odd saying/snippet along the way.

Iffy Cecil studied the stoics via the Open University whilst doing a five for the botched egg heist in 97.

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By *evanianMan
6 days ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru


"I'm not. In terms of education and higher education said field has always reeked of elitism... c.f El Spaffo. The odd saying/snippet along the way.

Iffy Cecil studied the stoics via the Open University whilst doing a five for the botched egg heist in 97."

Another interesting point, elitism shows up in most areas of society, not just in education and higher education

It's a natural part of social hierarchies, but of course we can all attempt to work towards making things more inclusive.

But elitism is as old as society itself – it even features in the wider animal world, of course and it will continue to do so as long as animals, including mere humans, continue to inhabit the planet.

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By *ichey6Man
5 days ago

aberdeen


"I'm not. In terms of education and higher education said field has always reeked of elitism... c.f El Spaffo. The odd saying/snippet along the way.

Iffy Cecil studied the stoics via the Open University whilst doing a five for the botched egg heist in 97.

Another interesting point, elitism shows up in most areas of society, not just in education and higher education

It's a natural part of social hierarchies, but of course we can all attempt to work towards making things more inclusive.

But elitism is as old as society itself – it even features in the wider animal world, of course and it will continue to do so as long as animals, including mere humans, continue to inhabit the planet. "

....

...

I referenced education rather than other facets of society. Tigers feasting on carcases of their prey have no relevance for example to day to day interaction in universities. Preening fedora wearing tories immersed in the ancients up against working class intellectuals.

Perhaps rather than thinking of tigers, we should immerse ourselves in a consideration of meritocracy. The ivory towers being one of the battlegrounds...

Thanks.

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