FabGuys.com forum: Tesco sex toys

By *ngel50 OP TV/TS
1 day ago

Kinross

Has anyone actually bought a sex toy from Tesco?

I couldn't believe it when I saw male vacuum pumps (penis enlargers), vibrators and rabbits for sale along with lube etc.

You can't even take them to a self service till as they all have security tags.

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By *ubpervMan
1 day ago

swaffham

Only seen the dildos in ouurr local one but it is quite small, couldn't buy anything like that there, too well known

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By *d sometimesTV/TS
1 day ago

Melton Mowbray

Wow,not seen them in my tesco. But I'll have a look. I can understand them for sale on line but not in store. But good luck with them, just shows how as a society we are becoming more accepting of sexual needs. X

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By *ngel50 OP TV/TS
1 day ago

Kinross

Have to admit the thought of a girl at check-out removing the security tag on a penis enlarger would know I've a tiny cock as she scans it through, kind of a turn on, if not my local Tesco

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By *roy8Man
1 day ago

Perthshire

Fuck I'll have to have a look,at 1 point you didn't want to linger too long around the condoms or lube in case a neighbour or friend caught you.

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By *im125Man
1 day ago

Perth

Are they actual tags as similar to alcohol bottles or security labels?

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By *d sometimesTV/TS
1 day ago

Melton Mowbray

"Have to admit the thought of a girl at check-out removing the security tag on a penis enlarger would know I've a tiny cock as she scans it through, kind of a turn on, if not my local Tesco "

I'd find this very arousing from many different ways. I'd love this at my local tesco as I'm regularly there. Giving out the message that I'm small would be very exciting to me.

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
1 day ago

Bristol East

Men work on check-outs, too

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By *arren CupMan
1 day ago

Melrose

Trick is to buy a birthday card at the same time so they assume it's a jokey present for a mate.

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By *ete5050Man
1 day ago

stowmarket

Do you get club card points on them?

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By *tewart62Man
1 day ago

Near Leeds

Every Little Helps

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By *uncan62Man
1 day ago

stirling

Every little helps

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By *lutttyChristineTV/TS
1 day ago

Walsall

Another plus is you can use your Tesco Club card.

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By *fourjMan
1 day ago

Here, there or somewhere nearish March

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By *fourjMan
1 day ago

Here, there or somewhere nearish March

Yes I bought a Lovehoney Boost Men’s Reversible Stroker. I took it to the checkout with the rest of the week’s purchases. I don’t think it was my imagination that the woman on the till gave it closer attention than any of my food items as she scanned it through, but she didn’t look up. As it happens it’s a great little toy, well worth the tenner it cost. I wish I’d thought to take it to one of the tills staffed by a man. I’d like to fantasise he’d have given me a second look and maybe even a wink …

Photograph of it being used among the photos on my profile!

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
1 day ago

Motherwell

Bought my two regular guys silicone cock rings as a wee surprise, one has since snapped lol and the other one got pinged over the headboard, but they were easy enough to buy and not very dear. Mx

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By *ilfermlineMan
1 day ago

Dunfermline

The cock pump looked tiny, saw it in Dunfermline Tesco, didn't look big enough for my soft cock 🤭

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By *ncutNovaMan
1 day ago

Telford

Wait, teaco has sex toys? I need to go and get some! I don't shop there so I kmow I'm not known haha

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By *d sometimesTV/TS
1 day ago

Melton Mowbray

"The cock pump looked tiny, saw it in Dunfermline Tesco, didn't look big enough for my soft cock 🤭"

Probably be fine for me then. Lol.x

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By *ngel50 OP TV/TS
14 hours ago

Kinross

"The cock pump looked tiny, saw it in Dunfermline Tesco, didn't look big enough for my soft cock 🤭

Probably be fine for me then. Lol.x "

Yes probably fine for me too with my tiny little cock

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By *anmannersMan
12 hours ago

How would you feel about taking back a pump and saying it doesn't work. Lol

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By *udgepackMan
12 hours ago

Cardiff bay

"Trick is to buy a birthday card at the same time so they assume it's a jokey present for a mate. "

Or just buy it with head held high and not give a shit about their assumptions.

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By *ub bottom 56Man
12 hours ago

Scunthorpe

I get everything from amazon or tema

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By *d sometimesTV/TS
12 hours ago

Melton Mowbray

"How would you feel about taking back a pump and saying it doesn't work. Lol"

Ha ha explain how you still haven't got bigger and have used it twice now.

Trade description act and all.lol x

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By *zaac CoxMan
7 hours ago

FOREST OF DEAN

I remember a few years ago buying a pack of Jonnys and some lube at Tesco. When I went to the checkout which was very busy at that time the young teenage girl and her friend looked at the box of Jonnys and then looked straight at me. By that time they were obviously tittering and I'm not usually self conscious but I could just feel my cheeks reddening.

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By *uvmarriedguysMan
7 hours ago

poole

"Trick is to buy a birthday card at the same time so they assume it's a jokey present for a mate. "

Yeah or secret Santa for work

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By *asssgeguy100Man
7 hours ago

Blackpool

I love buying stuff like that. Turns me on especially if the checkout person goes red

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By *ornyfeckerMan
7 hours ago

Dundee

I wonder if employees get their staff discount

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