FabGuys.com forum: Hello, I'm your neighbour, did you get my note?

By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

My new toyboy is going hammer and tongs at me in the bedroom for the sixth time tonight, when there is a really loud police-style rap at the front door.

I come down stairs, peer through eye hole and open door.

"Hello, I'm your neighbour, Did you get my note?"

"Eh?"

"Note"

"I know nothing about a note."

"Can you keep the noise down. I'm your neighbour."

Oh!

Sorry

Which neighbour? That one or this one?

He tells me and I apologise again.

Anyway, he goes off, and my friend comes down the stairs.

I explain the need to keep me from screaming from now, and to turn down the telly.

(Ive suggested a gag)

Right enough, there is a note in the letter box:

"Can you please keep it down. We can hear everything."

Mid terrace house with poor sound proofing,

What should I do?

What would you do?

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By *ello 1000Man
6 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Is a party invite for the neighbour out of the question ?

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By *anDadBodMan
6 weeks ago

Speke

Well I wouldn’t brag about it on here, maybe be a little more considerate to your neighbours, move to a room that isn’t directly against a neighbours (if possible). you could always soundproof the wall, which is a bit extreme, or go somewhere else, hotel maybe?

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By *ianca del MonteTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Somewhere nr Reading

Look into improving the sound proofing?

Just a thought x

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By *andyman1234Man
6 weeks ago

mouth

"My new toyboy is going hammer and tongs at me in the bedroom for the sixth time tonight, when there is a really loud police-style rap at the front door.

I come down stairs, peer through eye hole and open door.

"Hello, I'm your neighbour, Did you get my note?"

"Eh?"

"Note"

"I know nothing about a note."

"Can you keep the noise down. I'm your neighbour."

Oh!

Sorry

Which neighbour? That one or this one?

He tells me and I apologise again.

Anyway, he goes off, and my friend comes down the stairs.

I explain the need to keep me from screaming from now, and to turn down the telly.

(Ive suggested a gag)

Right enough, there is a note in the letter box:

"Can you please keep it down. We can hear everything."

Mid terrace house with poor sound proofing,

What should I do?

What would you do?"

Put you in a gag and ride you like a pony xx

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By *igDickEnergyMan
6 weeks ago

cardiff

Beginning to think they're dreaming

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By *igDickEnergyMan
6 weeks ago

cardiff

Also you

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

I've told him that: I've dreamt of a man like you

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By *igDickEnergyMan
6 weeks ago

cardiff

Awks!!!! Definitely not my type!!!

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By *ianca del MonteTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Somewhere nr Reading

"Awks!!!! Definitely not my type!!! "

I think she was referring to 'him'... I reckon you are safe x

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By *ottom_only_CDTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Lenzie

If the main problem is you screaming, then another top to spitroast you might be a option..

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By *lexieMan
6 weeks ago

Just north of Southampton

"If the main problem is you screaming, then another top to spitroast you might be a option..

In the immortal words of PC Plodd... "Sara, are you going to cum quitely; or is it to be the hand cuffs again!"

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By *0yguyMan
6 weeks ago

Cumberland

I simply can’t believe the OP didn’t know who his neighbour was - wanted to know which side. What has society become?

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

"If the main problem is you screaming, then another top to spitroast you might be a option..

I like this idea.

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By *im125Man
6 weeks ago

Perth

Stick to denting the washing machine in the kitchen

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By *issy SiMan
6 weeks ago

Horsham

Just show consideration for others around you especially if there are children present. The walls of my flat are particularly thin and I often have to ask my gentlemen to keep the noise down

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By *ogwhammerMan
6 weeks ago

Rainham KENT

Are you seriously suggesting that you didn’t know how much noise you were making. If I was your neighbour I’d have called the police. You pretentious fuckwit

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By *lexieMan
6 weeks ago

Just north of Southampton

Whoaaa, no need for that! We can all see it's just Sara having a bit of noisy tongue in cheek fun with us; chill bro...

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By *3versMan
6 weeks ago

glasgow

"My new toyboy is going hammer and tongs at me in the bedroom for the sixth time tonight, when there is a really loud police-style rap at the front door.

I come down stairs, peer through eye hole and open door.

"Hello, I'm your neighbour, Did you get my note?"

"Eh?"

"Note"

"I know nothing about a note."

"Can you keep the noise down. I'm your neighbour."

Oh!

Sorry

Which neighbour? That one or this one?

He tells me and I apologise again.

Anyway, he goes off, and my friend comes down the stairs.

I explain the need to keep me from screaming from now, and to turn down the telly.

(Ive suggested a gag)

Right enough, there is a note in the letter box:

"Can you please keep it down. We can hear everything."

Mid terrace house with poor sound proofing,

What should I do?

What would you do?"

While it is your own business what you do within your property, bear in mind that some people may have an irrational prejudice of a cross dressing gay man with a stream of men coming and going.

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By *ogwhammerMan
6 weeks ago

Rainham KENT

"Whoaaa, no need for that! We can all see it's just Sara having a bit of noisy tongue in cheek fun with us; chill bro...

Don’t call me bro! Fun ? If it is it’s a petty poor and humourless “joke” what if funny about pissing off your neighbours. Never mind confirming people’s prejudice

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By *eefandfurMan
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

We did suggest that you add some soundproofing when you were having you attic sex dungeon installed.

If you don't like your neighbour you could tell the police that they are being trans phobic or LGBTQIA+ phobic and they will arrest her for thought crime.

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By *incs masculine coupleCouple (MM)
6 weeks ago

Lincoln

"Well I wouldn’t brag about it on here, maybe be a little more considerate to your neighbours, move to a room that isn’t directly against a neighbours (if possible). you could always soundproof the wall, which is a bit extreme, or go somewhere else, hotel maybe?"

Yes this. Weird thing to admit to being that inconsiderate.

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

Funny thing is, I met my neighbours when they moved in a few months back. House had been empty over a year.

Nice couple - he is Asian and she is east European.

It was dark obviously when I answered the door but I am sure the guy was white.

Maybe a relative house sitting, who knows.

It is a bit embarrassing, and we have tried since to keep the noise down.

5x today and no complaints so far

👍

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By *ncutNovaMan
6 weeks ago

Telford

I'd ask him to pop round sometime and let him experience what he's missing!

Sounds like he's not getting enough round his own place!

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

That's a bit extreme - moving out your own home and into a hotel to have sex.

No, I've worked hard to get my lovely home.

It's just a shame its in the middle of a terrace, rather than detached.

I do need to be more considerate.

But it is not so easy when he is giving you the best sex of your life.

Young African guy whose sex drive is phenomenal.

He's going to get his toothbrush and coming back again tonight.

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

Today I think I will leave a bottle of wine at their door, with a note of apology.

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Motherwell

"Today I think I will leave a bottle of wine at their door, with a note of apology.

That's a nice neighbourly thing to do Sara, my regular guys use loud classical music on Classic FM and Smooth radio respectively to dampen my screams and they fuck me to the music rythms too, one even sings to me as he fucks.

Mx 👿

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By *ibeariusMan
6 weeks ago

Greenock

Question

Are they noisey?

Explain the noise?

If it’s tv turn it down

If it’s music put blu tooth headphones on or tun it down

If sex noises they can’t be helped

Put a pillow behind headboard

Be respectful but if they are noisey remember put a note through their door

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By *athyCDTV/TS
6 weeks ago

morpeth

Sara is always provoking controversy, she has an opinion on everything sometimes two opinions at opposite ends, Just enjoy the banter

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By *oodtimebiboyMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

Is this in your attic space or bedroom?

Lots of soft furnishing to absorb the sound, but gag or something to muffle the moans.

Could always line the walls?

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By *lexieMan
6 weeks ago

Just north of Southampton

The mind boggles... make sure yur friend doesn't put 'the flight of the bumble bee' on the turn table! The tempo could result in a visit to A&E... lel

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

"Is this in your attic space or bedroom?

Lots of soft furnishing to absorb the sound, but gag or something to muffle the moans.

Could always line the walls?"

The house is on 3 floors - the loft (BDSM), the bedroom and the main room and kitchen on ground floor. He fucks me on every level.

Last night, I do remember he had me chained to the wall in the loft, and was thrusting really hard into me.

And in the bedroom, his thrusting was making the bed rock and funny noises.

I was panting and gasping.

I could turn the music up, but I always try to keep the sound down after about 10pm

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

mid terrace 2-up, 2 down from the 1880s

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By *ood-guyMan
6 weeks ago

wild, wild west

"Whoaaa, no need for that! We can all see it's just Sara having a bit of noisy tongue in cheek fun with us; chill bro...

Don’t call me bro! Fun ? If it is it’s a petty poor and humourless “joke” what if funny about pissing off your neighbours. Never mind confirming people’s prejudice"

Have to kind of agree with the above.

If it’s humour, then it’s a rather tasteless and crass attempt and should really be kept to friends IMHO.

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By *curiousdaveMan
6 weeks ago

Durham - Gateshead

Egg box the wall for soundproofing lol

He’s wanting a cheeky play listening in but his wife is upset at you!

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Motherwell

Buy two furry costumes and super glue the bed to the floor, although I doubt my guys would try this with me as they both have carpets in their bedrooms lol

. Mx

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

"Whoaaa, no need for that! We can all see it's just Sara having a bit of noisy tongue in cheek fun with us; chill bro...

Don’t call me bro! Fun ? If it is it’s a petty poor and humourless “joke” what if funny about pissing off your neighbours. Never mind confirming people’s prejudice

Have to kind of agree with the above.

If it’s humour, then it’s a rather tasteless and crass attempt and should really be kept to friends IMHO."

It's not funny, no, esepecially if they are trying to sleep and the sound of 2 people having sex is keeping them awake

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

"Buy two furry costumes and super glue the bed to the floor, although I doubt my guys would try this with me as they both have carpets in their bedrooms lol

. Mx "

It's a very sturdy bed I bought new 8 years ago. King size.

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By *ood-guyMan
6 weeks ago

wild, wild west

"Whoaaa, no need for that! We can all see it's just Sara having a bit of noisy tongue in cheek fun with us; chill bro...

Don’t call me bro! Fun ? If it is it’s a petty poor and humourless “joke” what if funny about pissing off your neighbours. Never mind confirming people’s prejudice

Have to kind of agree with the above.

If it’s humour, then it’s a rather tasteless and crass attempt and should really be kept to friends IMHO.

It's not funny, no, esepecially if they are trying to sleep and the sound of 2 people having sex is keeping them awake "

Given your mature years, one would have thought you’d be aware of a) the unnecessary noise you’re making and b) the proximity of others whom you’re disturbing.

I actually find the whole post crass and either pathetic or bragging, certainly not amusing.

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

suitably chastised

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By *ood-guyMan
6 weeks ago

wild, wild west

"suitably chastised

It’s disappointing. You seem a good person and so why post such garbage?

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

So that people like you can tell me I'm being a knob and not to post it

Simply a true-life story from the annals of same-sex couplings.

We were in one of those break moments when I logged on and recounted what had happened.

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By *ammy57Man
6 weeks ago

Stevenage

Ok so there are two issues here. One can be solved with sound proofing and a gag,and possibly a sex sling so the bed doesn't hop across the room so much.

The second problem is a much more difficult fix.

Cloning your bf and aging him quickly so that the entire membership of fab isn't drooling with jealousy!

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

Yes, genuinely, I would like to know if there is a physical solution to this, e.g. sound-proofing. I know there is a personal fix that I need to be conscious of but when you are having the sex of your life I do not want to spoil it too much.

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By *ood-guyMan
6 weeks ago

wild, wild west

"So that people like you can tell me I'm being a knob and not to post it

Simply a true-life story from the annals of same-sex couplings.

We were in one of those break moments when I logged on and recounted what had happened.

I’m all for recounting life in its raw and refined states, especially to help others. However, I’m not convinced this story was posted for that purpose.

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

That's the risk you take when you make any post on a website - the topic will engage some people, and make others nauseous.

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By *uy thats BiMan
6 weeks ago

Widnes

Just a thought if this is true( why would it not be) would said neighbour complain if the noise was coming from a male and female couple. Or does he have hang ups about a male male relationship. Wanting to cause distress to parties involved. Could be more of a hate crime

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

No, that thought has not crossed my mind.

I genuinely think the situation would be the same regardless of the sex of those making the sexual noises.

My friend has a deep masculine voice, but I don't - mine is soft and fem and is often interpreted as female on the phone, for example.

I knew I had cracked the voice years ago in Dunfermline when I called a taxi - and the operator kept calling me "hen" lol

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Wimbledon

Could rent one of my rooms in my house. Nobody would complain or hear 😉

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Motherwell

"Buy two furry costumes and super glue the bed to the floor, although I doubt my guys would try this with me as they both have carpets in their bedrooms lol

. Mx

It's a very sturdy bed I bought new 8 years ago. King size. "

Mm I love a comfy king size very good for positions too. Mx 👿

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Wimbledon

"Yes, genuinely, I would like to know if there is a physical solution to this, e.g. sound-proofing. I know there is a personal fix that I need to be conscious of but when you are having the sex of your life I do not want to spoil it too much."

Tbh..yes there is. Tell your neighbours it isnt against the law .

You have no legal obligation only moral abd if you get on with neighbours then they should understand or if not just let you get on with it.

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By *ood-guyMan
6 weeks ago

wild, wild west

Tbh..yes there is. Tell your neighbours it isnt against the law .

You have no legal obligation only moral abd if you get on with neighbours then they should understand or if not just let you get on with it. "

Actually it is against the law-ish. It would be covered by the Environment Protection Act of 1990 or you could be served an Anti-Social Behaviour Order with a custodial sentence attached if you breach it.

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By *hrisWellsMan
6 weeks ago

Shepton Mallet

If i was your neighbour id want to join you

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By *ountainMan
6 weeks ago

ipswich

It would be ok once or twice a week to be noisy but if it was everyday,especially at night if your trying to sleep, then it is not nice.

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By *lex5050Man
6 weeks ago

Cirencester

So horny listening to people having a good shag. Enjoy Sara you lucky girl.

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By *funfrolicsMan
6 weeks ago

valleys

Jealous

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Wimbledon

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Wimbledon

Tbh..yes there is. Tell your neighbours it isnt against the law .

You have no legal obligation only moral abd if you get on with neighbours then they should understand or if not just let you get on with it.

Nahh No chance of Prosecution..would take bets on this one. 💲💲💲

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By *eefandfurMan
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Do any of the terraces in Bristol have basements. Much easier to get up to all sorts in a basement, without disturbing the prudish/jealous neighbours.

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By *ookingFor...Man
6 weeks ago

West Sussex

Tbh..yes there is. Tell your neighbours it isnt against the law .

You have no legal obligation only moral abd if you get on with neighbours then they should understand or if not just let you get on with it.

Probably about as much chance of being charged as there is as someone pressing charges for theft on here of a dick pic!

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By *3versMan
6 weeks ago

glasgow

Now they'll be complaining about water ingress

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By *untimesfuckingMan
6 weeks ago

Newport

Neighbours probably just jealous no-ones ever made those noises for him 😂😂

Theres being considerate but also entitled arseholes who believe they've bought their house and their neighbours who should keep the noise to a level they feel is correct.

However, simple solution is a gag.

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By *ood-guyMan
6 weeks ago

wild, wild west

Tbh..yes there is. Tell your neighbours it isnt against the law .

You have no legal obligation only moral abd if you get on with neighbours then they should understand or if not just let you get on with it.

Nahh No chance of Prosecution..would take bets on this one. 💲💲💲"

Love to know what you base this great knowledge on? Clearly it’s not from working at Magistrate’s court.

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By *ood-guyMan
6 weeks ago

wild, wild west

Tbh..yes there is. Tell your neighbours it isnt against the law .

You have no legal obligation only moral abd if you get on with neighbours then they should understand or if not just let you get on with it.

Probably about as much chance of being charged as there is as someone pressing charges for theft on here of a dick pic!

I’ll grant you that sex noise isn’t the highest ranking noise complaint but it does feature, and ASBOs have been given, and people have been jailed for breaching their ASBO.

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

"Now they'll be complaining about water ingress"

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bristol East

I went to Lidl, bought a bottle of red wine and box of chocolates, left it on their doorstep in a bag, with a “very sorry about last night” note in the bag.

My young friend stayed again last night and no complaints.

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By *im125Man
6 weeks ago

Perth

"I went to Lidl, bought a bottle of red wine and box of chocolates, left it on their doorstep in a bag, with a “very sorry about last night” note in the bag.

My young friend stayed again last night and no complaints. "

Oh you softie

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By *honabicdTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Cornwall

Sara remedy would be 2 guys so if they spitroast u there would b practically no noise as ur mouth would b full , I’ve tried and it worked 4 me xxx

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
1 day ago

Bristol East

I got another knock on the door tonight. Too much noise!

When I win €uromillions I’m buying a bungalow on a big plot of land

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By *andemanMan
23 hours ago

Ayrshire

Absolute bollocks, your just bumping a post to try and stay revelant

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
15 hours ago

Bristol East

I wish that were true.

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By *oose1Man
14 hours ago

doncaster

That’s the trouble with new builds all plaster board walls and one brick partition wall

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
14 hours ago

Bristol East

I'm in the middle of an 1880s terrace of 2-up, 2-downs

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
14 hours ago

Hook

Time to get that gag out of the toy box 😄

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
14 hours ago

Wimbledon

"I got another knock on the door tonight. Too much noise!

When I win €uromillions I’m buying a bungalow on a big plot of land"

Think you may need an Island 🤣

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By *oaditMan
14 hours ago

dublin

"I got another knock on the door tonight. Too much noise!

When I win €uromillions I’m buying a bungalow on a big plot of land"

Can you pin point the actual noise that’s the issue

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
14 hours ago

Bristol East

My toyboy is VWE, with a phenomenal sex drive.

Last night, we were downstairs on the ground floor.

There are moments when he is fucking me from behind it feels like he is going to split me in two.

I am panting, gasping and squealing.

He had me over the cooker, against the washing machine and flat out on the fold-down sofa-bed couch thing.

He came several times and just carried on fucking me without a break until he came again.

After the interruption, I asked him how many times he came.

4x, he said. It was running down my legs.

I've never had sex this good in my life, but unfortunately it is impacting the quality of life next door.

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By *oaditMan
13 hours ago

dublin

So it’s you making the noise? Or you’re both loud? If it’s you, then as suggested you get a gag or you get another lad to fill you mouth.

If it’s him, you either get him a gag too or tell him he has to mindful as well.

I lives next door to a couple for a few years. She thought she was a porn star, the howls out of her would wake the dead. The entire road could hear her

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
13 hours ago

Bristol East

"So it’s you making the noise? "

Yes.

I learned after the last time to control the vocalisation of my pleasure. But last night, we had not seen each other for a few days, and his passion obviously neutered my self-control.

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
13 hours ago

Bristol East

"I got another knock on the door tonight. Too much noise!

When I win €uromillions I’m buying a bungalow on a big plot of land

Think you may need an Island 🤣"

True.

But I'd still like to be able to go on the bus to the pub.

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By *oaditMan
13 hours ago

dublin

"So it’s you making the noise?

Yes.

I learned after the last time to control the vocalisation of my pleasure. But last night, we had not seen each other for a few days, and his passion obviously neutered my self-control."

You know what to do then

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
13 hours ago

Bedford

"I got another knock on the door tonight. Too much noise!

When I win €uromillions I’m buying a bungalow on a big plot of land

Think you may need an Island 🤣

True.

But I'd still like to be able to go on the bus to the pub.

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for very little cost you can get a screen that actually absorbs the sound and just stand it at the dividing wall or even make one with heavy duty builders polythene cheap and effective x

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
12 hours ago

Hook

I think a gag is cheaper and more easthetically pleasing 😁

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
12 hours ago

Bedford

Gag is okay but limits the cock sucking x

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
12 hours ago

Bristol East

He doesn’t go in for a lot of foreplay - as soon as he becomes aroused, he turns me round and bends me over

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By *oaditMan
12 hours ago

dublin

"He doesn’t go in for a lot of foreplay - as soon as he becomes aroused, he turns me round and bends me over"

He’s only human after all

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By *awihMan
12 hours ago

Aldershot

"My new toyboy is going hammer and tongs at me in the bedroom for the sixth time tonight, when there is a really loud police-style rap at the front door.

I come down stairs, peer through eye hole and open door.

"Hello, I'm your neighbour, Did you get my note?"

"Eh?"

"Note"

"I know nothing about a note."

"Can you keep the noise down. I'm your neighbour."

Oh!

Sorry

Which neighbour? That one or this one?

He tells me and I apologise again.

Anyway, he goes off, and my friend comes down the stairs.

I explain the need to keep me from screaming from now, and to turn down the telly.

(Ive suggested a gag)

Right enough, there is a note in the letter box:

"Can you please keep it down. We can hear everything."

Mid terrace house with poor sound proofing,

What should I do?

What would you do?"

Have sound proofing installed or get a ball gag

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By *ijay60Man
12 hours ago

clacton on sea

Muffle your screaming into a pillow, or control it, save the embarrassment.

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By *lexieMan
12 hours ago

Just north of Southampton

"Absolute bollocks, your just bumping a post to try and stay revelant

Blimey... pleass, let's play nicely gurls! We all hope to be relevant, don't we?

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By *ijay60Man
12 hours ago

clacton on sea

"Could rent one of my rooms in my house. Nobody would complain or hear 😉"

Nobody will hear you scream 😧 lol.

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By *ijay60Man
12 hours ago

clacton on sea

"I've told him that: I've dreamt of a man like you

Think I'd been your neighbour, I'd have been listening and wanking along with you, you're pretty hot 😉

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By *astDevonGuyMan
12 hours ago

East Devon

Tough one, I’d hope to have some dignity and consideration and keep my amateur dramatics low key . Or pay for the neighbours to take a night away !

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
12 hours ago

Bedford

I'd buy them ear muffs much cheaper x

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By *lexieMan
11 hours ago

Just north of Southampton

"Tough one, I’d hope to have some dignity and consideration and keep my amateur dramatics low key . Or pay for the neighbours to take a night away ! "

But it's every night at Sara's... and twice on Sundays when the vicar gets involved!

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By *3versMan
10 hours ago

glasgow

I remember having noisy neighbours, music playing at 3 in the morning at the weekend. It made me dread the weekends, was one of the reasons I ended up moving. Noisy neighbours can be an absolute nightmare for a lot of people

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By *astDevonGuyMan
10 hours ago

East Devon

"I remember having noisy neighbours, music playing at 3 in the morning at the weekend. It made me dread the weekends, was one of the reasons I ended up moving. Noisy neighbours can be an absolute nightmare for a lot of people"

I’m in this situation right now . I dread the weekends and most evenings are a nightmare. I have tried to broach the subject , but it just made the matter worse. I try to zone out from the noise and spend as little time at home as I can .

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
10 hours ago

Bristol East

"Tough one, I’d hope to have some dignity and consideration and keep my amateur dramatics low key . Or pay for the neighbours to take a night away !

But it's every night at Sara's... and twice on Sundays when the vicar gets involved!

Lol

He stays every weekend now.

He asked if he could move in, but I thought that would kill me before it killed the neighbours lol

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By *3versMan
10 hours ago

glasgow

It's an awful situation where you cannot feel at peace in your own home with very little you can do about it

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By *ara Jevo OP TV/TS
6 hours ago

Bristol East

He came back from his appointment in town while I was upstairs getting my face on.

Came down, and asked if he could do me a favour.

I had this idea for a photo - me gagged, in chains, in the loft - I'd mentioned the neighbour episode on Facebook, and wanted to caption it: "The things you do to keep the neighbours quiet".

So he did.

I was still chained up after the pics when he undid his jeans and slid into me. Over and over again.

(Yes, the gag worked)

He reckons he filled me up 6 times, and then took a video of his cream pie.

I posted the gag picture to Facebook but they took it down for violating their "sexual and nudity" content.

Que Sera Sera

I'll post the cream pie video on here

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