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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

I wish I hand a pound for every stray dog I saw.

Your turn.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

How do you make a woman orgasm?

Who cares

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By *oose1Man
20 weeks ago

doncaster

I saw two gay ghosts trying to put the willies up each other

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Went into Boots this afternoon, asked the woman at the counter if they sold extra large condoms.

She said, “Yes, would you like a packet?”

I said, “No thank you, but I’m just going to wait here a while if you don’t mind”

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By *ookingFor...Man
20 weeks ago

West Sussex

Imagine a chicken and an egg in bed together...the egg looks happy and tired whilst smoking a cigarette...

The chicken looks grumpy and unsatisfied...

The punchline being, 'Well, that answers that question!'

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By *etterbiggerMan
20 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright Nowoooooooooo

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By *owzerMan
20 weeks ago

Chester.....

"I wish I hand a pound for every stray dog I saw...

You'd have £1.50

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By *Aguy2022Man
20 weeks ago

Littlehampton

Asked the librarian if they had the book about coping with small penises.

" not sure if it's in yet" she replied

" yeah that's the one" I said.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

Oh. Had. Not hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Guy goes into a chemist and asks for some condoms. Woman behind counter says sorry, sold out. Have you tried Boots.

Guy says, I want to make love to her, not kick her to death!

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Manchester

"Asked the librarian if they had the book about coping with small penises.

" not sure if it's in yet" she replied

" yeah that's the one" I said."

I like that one.

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By *hong loverTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Wilton near Malton

A man walks into a Bar

Ooooh that hurt !!!

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By *Aguy2022Man
20 weeks ago

Littlehampton

"Asked the librarian if they had the book about coping with small penises.

" not sure if it's in yet" she replied

" yeah that's the one" I said.

I like that one."

Written by Justin Sidehim

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Horse walks into a bar

The horse says damn I meant to jump that.

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By *ambi4uMan
20 weeks ago

Saint Helens

My mate is really angry with me, he caught me sniffing his sisters panties.

I probably shouldn't have been doing it while she was wearing them.

Banged my head on the coffin lid and thrown out of her funeral too, bummer.

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By *dsubS66TV/TS
19 weeks ago

Rotherham

What's green and not very heavy.?

Light green !

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By *ay4300Man
19 weeks ago

Salisbury

Why did the sperm cross the road ?

Because I put on the wrong sock this morning

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By *av1511Man
19 weeks ago

Basingstoke

If you ever get an email that says Knock knock don't open it.

From a Jehovah's witness working from home!!

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By *rownriverMan
4 weeks ago

Crawley

I renewed my car insurance over the phone this morning, and as I was about to hang up the woman on the other end asked if I had a pet.

I said, "Yes, I’ve got a dog."

She said, "Would you like to insure him too?"

I said, "No thanks, he can't drive!"

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By *ickSeekerMan
4 weeks ago

Canterbury

Man and his dog walking behind the man's wife's and mother-in-law's hearses, followed by hundreds of men. A guy on the street asks:

- Why the dog? And Why are all these men following your wife's funeral procession?

- My dog atta*ked the wife and k*lled her. Then he also attac*ed and k*lled my mother-in-law

- Er...Can I borrow the dog?

- Sure. Join the queue!

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By *rownriverMan
4 weeks ago

Crawley

Did you know you can buy hats for your knees…

they’re called kneecaps.

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

In court the magistrate asked me if I had a police record.

Don't think 'Walking on the Moon' was the right answer

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By *rownriverMan
4 weeks ago

Crawley

I went to a really trendy pub in Chelsea last night. The doorman said to me, "Sorry mate, you've had too many!" I said, "What, drinks?" He said, "No, birthdays!"

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

I was walking around what I thought was a door showroom looking at various doors. However this guy, whom I had assumed was a sales assistant informed me that it was actually a Jehovah's Witness training school.

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By *rownriverMan
4 weeks ago

Crawley

I thought Doctor Who owned the Tardis, but it turns out he was a Tennant.

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By *ilentGuy2Man
4 weeks ago

South Tyneside

Guy goes into a chemist and asks for some condoms. Woman behind counter says sorry, sold out. Have you tried Boots.

Guy says, I want it to slide in not march in

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By *andomguy321Man
4 weeks ago

reading

How many Jews does it take to change a lesbian Pakistani .......

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By *rownriverMan
4 weeks ago

Crawley

While there at the store, a boy points to a display and asks “What are those, Daddy?”

“Those are condoms, son, they help prevent babies from being born.”

“But daddy,” says the boy,” that package says it has 3. Who would need that many?”

“Well son, that’s for high school students, one for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one for Sunday afternoon.”

“Well that one has 6, who is that for?”

“That is for college students, 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday.”

“Wait Daddy, that one has 12, who would ever need that many?”

“That son is for married men,1 for January, 1 for February……..”

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By *ildwestheroMan
3 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Before the crowbar was invented crows had to buy their booze in the supermarket and take it to their nests to drink it.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Man walks into a chemist and asks how much are the condoms.

Woman behind the counter says £2.00 plus tax.

Man says fuck the tax I will tie em on with string.

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

When my mate woke up this morning, his wife had him in a head lock.

He thinks she had a wrestlers nights sleep.

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