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By *ant69 OP TV/TS
4 days ago

Stevanage

I wish I hand a pound for every stray dog I saw.

Your turn.

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By *rucklover9Man
4 days ago

Kendal

How do you make a woman orgasm?

Who cares

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By *oose1Man
4 days ago

doncaster

I saw two gay ghosts trying to put the willies up each other

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By *antasistMan
4 days ago

Nowhere

Went into Boots this afternoon, asked the woman at the counter if they sold extra large condoms.

She said, “Yes, would you like a packet?”

I said, “No thank you, but I’m just going to wait here a while if you don’t mind”

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By *ookingFor...Man
4 days ago

West Sussex

Imagine a chicken and an egg in bed together...the egg looks happy and tired whilst smoking a cigarette...

The chicken looks grumpy and unsatisfied...

The punchline being, 'Well, that answers that question!'

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By *etterbiggerMan
4 days ago

Scunthorpe

I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright Nowoooooooooo

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By *owzerMan
4 days ago

Chester.....

"I wish I hand a pound for every stray dog I saw...

You'd have £1.50

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By *Aguy2022Man
4 days ago

Littlehampton

Asked the librarian if they had the book about coping with small penises.

" not sure if it's in yet" she replied

" yeah that's the one" I said.

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By *ant69 OP TV/TS
4 days ago

Stevanage

Oh. Had. Not hand.

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By *ph1956Man
4 days ago

COLCHESTER

Guy goes into a chemist and asks for some condoms. Woman behind counter says sorry, sold out. Have you tried Boots.

Guy says, I want to make love to her, not kick her to death!

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
4 days ago

Manchester

"Asked the librarian if they had the book about coping with small penises.

" not sure if it's in yet" she replied

" yeah that's the one" I said."

I like that one.

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By *hong loverTV/TS
4 days ago

Wilton near Malton

A man walks into a Bar

Ooooh that hurt !!!

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By *Aguy2022Man
4 days ago

Littlehampton

"Asked the librarian if they had the book about coping with small penises.

" not sure if it's in yet" she replied

" yeah that's the one" I said.

I like that one."

Written by Justin Sidehim

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By *ayidoMan
4 days ago

acci

Horse walks into a bar

The horse says damn I meant to jump that.

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By *ambi4uMan
4 days ago

Saint Helens

My mate is really angry with me, he caught me sniffing his sisters panties.

I probably shouldn't have been doing it while she was wearing them.

Banged my head on the coffin lid and thrown out of her funeral too, bummer.

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By *dsubS66TV/TS
3 days ago

Rotherham

What's green and not very heavy.?

Light green !

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By *ay4300Man
3 days ago

Salisbury

Why did the sperm cross the road ?

Because I put on the wrong sock this morning

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By *av1511Man
3 days ago

Basingstoke

If you ever get an email that says Knock knock don't open it.

From a Jehovah's witness working from home!!

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