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By *edlamb OP   Man
3 days ago

Nuneaton

Does anyone else think that shagging "straight men" is worth putting up with all their fuck tardary. The down low bullshit. The what will you do with me?, bolloxs. The yes, no, yes, no shit. The won't kiss but have me arse fingered, twitter and the overwhelming feeling they think, you're here to provide them with a better climax than their wives can give them?

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By *ichey6Man
3 days ago

aberdeen

If they looked like Tom Hardy....

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By *enjonMan
3 days ago

Sutton Coldfield

It's a bit like Marmite really, like it or loathe it, either way no one is forcing you to eat it.

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By *ubguyinbriefsMan
3 days ago

Dublin

Could always say no and move on to guys that tick your boxes

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By *incsvillagerMan
3 days ago

Lincoln


"Does anyone else think that shagging "straight men" is worth putting up with all their fuck tardary. The down low bullshit. The what will you do with me?, bolloxs. The yes, no, yes, no shit. The won't kiss but have me arse fingered, twitter and the overwhelming feeling they think, you're here to provide them with a better climax than their wives can give them?"

Thoughts and prayers at this difficult time ❤️

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By *ichey6Man
3 days ago

aberdeen

Strait Is The Gate.

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By *ildwestheroMan
3 days ago

Llandrindod Wells

There are no straight men on this site unless they have created a false profile to see if any of their friends, family, work colleagues etc. are on here

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By *dambi00Man
3 days ago

London


"If they looked like Tom Hardy...."

I’ve had the pleasure of rolling around all sweaty with him once, at a Brazilian jiu jitsu class

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By *ichey6Man
3 days ago

aberdeen

Nice one Adam! I've been swooning over him in Mobland...

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By *elcumMan
3 days ago

DEAL area

Thoughts and prayers at this difficult time ❤️

that's genuinely hilarious

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By *dambi00Man
3 days ago

London


"Nice one Adam! I've been swooning over him in Mobland...

"

I’ve had my eye on Pierce Brosnan, great show

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By *oltaireMan
3 days ago

LINCOLN

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By *oltaireMan
3 days ago

LINCOLN


"Does anyone else think that shagging "straight men" is worth putting up with all their fuck tardary. The down low bullshit. The what will you do with me?, bolloxs. The yes, no, yes, no shit. The won't kiss but have me arse fingered, twitter and the overwhelming feeling they think, you're here to provide them with a better climax than their wives can give them?

Thoughts and prayers at this difficult time ❤️"

Actually laughed out loud...

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By *avewill1Man
3 days ago

wilts

Someone seriously has anger issues 🤣🤣

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By *ranford cruiserTV/TS
3 days ago

Heathrow

No such thing as a straight man on a gay hook up site they are Bi

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By *om4twinksMan
3 days ago

Edinburgh

Apart from being a porn fantasy theme, is "gay tops who like to seduce straight men" a reality?

Or just hard work and doomed to fail? Maybe gaydar picking up bicurious vibes?

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By *ookingFor...Man
3 days ago

West Sussex


"No such thing as a straight man on a gay hook up site they are Bi "

True, although many straight men are happily leading their straight lives away from here.

If they're in a straight relationship and want a quickie outside of the relationship, they don't all 'go gay'. That's just a porn fantasy.

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By *ichey6Man
3 days ago

aberdeen


"Someone seriously has anger issues 🤣🤣"

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Muckle crocodiles

🤣🤣

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By *edlamb OP   Man
3 days ago

Nuneaton

Only going by their own descriptions

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By *ottom_only_CDTV/TS
3 days ago

Lenzie

Maybe they call themselves straight, because they are straight to the point. No faffing about..

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By *edlamb OP   Man
3 days ago

Nuneaton

And that's your considered, professional opinion is it?

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By *lackbootzMan
3 days ago

Hayes, Middx

Straight men are a bit like Schrödinger's cat. As soon as you put your cock up their arse, they stop being a straight man.

Try the cat next time. You may have more luck.

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By *edlamb OP   Man
3 days ago

Nuneaton

It's taking some fortitude

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By *edlamb OP   Man
3 days ago

Nuneaton

Hahahaha only for petting

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By *avewill1Man
3 days ago

wilts

You don't have to be gay or bi to join this site. And you don't have to be a confirmed gay or bi to test or engage in gay practices. That's as old fashion as it gets. I have had 3 flying lessons in 25 years. Clearly never intend to get pilots licence. But each lesson is an experience I enjoyed

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By *ames canMan
3 days ago

monaghan

I never liked George straits music....

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By *ngel50TV/TS
3 days ago

Kinross

Don't pick up the soap

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By *ichey6Man
3 days ago

aberdeen

Straight men don't like cock. A cat is not a dog.

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By *LAchillesMan
3 days ago

Archway


"You don't have to be gay or bi to join this site. And you don't have to be a confirmed gay or bi to test or engage in gay practices. That's as old fashion as it gets. I have had 3 flying lessons in 25 years. Clearly never intend to get pilots licence. But each lesson is an experience I enjoyed"

Oh that’s a terrible analogy. That’s like trying to compare apples with straight men who need cock but can’t admit to being bi. They also say there are no such things as labels and then label themselves as straight or something daft like “men who have sex with men”. In truth everyone likes to label themselves.

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By *ookingFor...Man
3 days ago

West Sussex


"You don't have to be gay or bi to join this site. And you don't have to be a confirmed gay or bi to test or engage in gay practices. That's as old fashion as it gets. I have had 3 flying lessons in 25 years. Clearly never intend to get pilots licence. But each lesson is an experience I enjoyed"

Justify it in your head however you like.

Straight men don't go with guys unless it's just once to try it.

More than once you're not straight.

Ask the lads in your local for their views...

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By *teelballsMan
3 days ago

orpington


"Does anyone else think that shagging "straight men" is worth putting up with all their fuck tardary. The down low bullshit. The what will you do with me?, bolloxs. The yes, no, yes, no shit. The won't kiss but have me arse fingered, twitter and the overwhelming feeling they think, you're here to provide them with a better climax than their wives can give them?"

Does anyone else think that putting up with the “are you fat, are you thin, are you hairy, do you kiss, send me face pictures, ooh no, your not my type” and all the other usual bollocks you get from the “looking for love “ brigade is worth the hastle ?

It’s an anonymous hook up site for me not a dating agency.

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By *incsvillagerMan
3 days ago

Lincoln

Does anyone else think that Father Christmas has become a right miserable bastard? 🎅

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By *uckbudyMan
3 days ago

somewherenear

Ho Ho Ho someone ain't getting any, wonder why.

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By *lackbootzMan
3 days ago

Hayes, Middx


"… Does anyone else think that putting up with the “are you fat, are you thin, are you hairy, do you kiss, send me face pictures, ooh no, your not my type” and all the other usual bollocks you get from the “looking for love “ brigade is worth the hastle ?

It’s an anonymous hook up site for me not a dating agency..."

I’m not sure why you think checking whether you have the face of a minger or not is synonymous with looking for love.

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By *evinmanMan
3 days ago

Dublin

Never had a problem with demands of straight men - actually I like the thrill of it all... plus they are generally very grateful for services rendered

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By *ildwestheroMan
3 days ago

Llandrindod Wells


"Maybe they call themselves straight, because they are straight to the point. No faffing about.."

Anything but straight to the point. Usually beating about the bush and in a post-sexual state of denial. Probably married or in a relationship with a woman, or a serial shagger of women but occasionally enjoys a bit of cock/male arse. Thinks that 'gay' only applies to the ultra effeminate type of male and doesn't understand what the term bisexual [which they obviously are] actually means.

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By *dambi00Man
3 days ago

London


"Does anyone else think that shagging "straight men" is worth putting up with all their fuck tardary. The down low bullshit. The what will you do with me?, bolloxs. The yes, no, yes, no shit. The won't kiss but have me arse fingered, twitter and the overwhelming feeling they think, you're here to provide them with a better climax than their wives can give them?

Does anyone else think that putting up with the “are you fat, are you thin, are you hairy, do you kiss, send me face pictures, ooh no, your not my type” and all the other usual bollocks you get from the “looking for love “ brigade is worth the hastle ?

It’s an anonymous hook up site for me not a dating agency."

What’s wrong with people wanting to have sex with people they’re attracted to? I’ve rejected people based on their face pics. If I’m not attracted to you, why would I have sex with you? That doesn’t mean I’m looking for love, especially on a site like this

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By *ookingFor...Man
3 days ago

West Sussex


"Does anyone else think that Father Christmas has become a right miserable bastard? 🎅"

It's June.

He's bored.

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By *edlamb OP   Man
3 days ago

Nuneaton

Just wondering if some of the nastier replies are from the wife and kids at home brigade?

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By *ichey6Man
3 days ago

aberdeen


"Nice one Adam! I've been swooning over him in Mobland...

I’ve had my eye on Pierce Brosnan, great show "

...

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...

It most certainly is. Helen Mirren showing that she is still at the top of her game...👍

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By *edlamb OP   Man
3 days ago

Nuneaton

Funny that. My Open profile honest and out and getting my fair share. YOU 'can't accommodate can't travel' what can you do? Can't kiss! And yet you feel qualified to coment on me! Sarcastic comments usually done by the jealous ones

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By *ames canMan
3 days ago

monaghan

So many people in this thread obsessed about what other people identify as...mad

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By *teelballsMan
2 days ago

orpington


"Does anyone else think that shagging "straight men" is worth putting up with all their fuck tardary. The down low bullshit. The what will you do with me?, bolloxs. The yes, no, yes, no shit. The won't kiss but have me arse fingered, twitter and the overwhelming feeling they think, you're here to provide them with a better climax than their wives can give them?

Does anyone else think that putting up with the “are you fat, are you thin, are you hairy, do you kiss, send me face pictures, ooh no, your not my type” and all the other usual bollocks you get from the “looking for love “ brigade is worth the hastle ?

It’s an anonymous hook up site for me not a dating agency.

What’s wrong with people wanting to have sex with people they’re attracted to? I’ve rejected people based on their face pics. If I’m not attracted to you, why would I have sex with you? That doesn’t mean I’m looking for love, especially on a site like this "

Completely missing the point.

Let me spell it out in even simpler terms.

The OP asked if the so called fuck tardery, or some such term, is worth putting up with.

I’m simply making the point (obviously not simply enough though) that one is just as likely to get similar bollocks from so called gay guys. Just different fuck tardary.

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By *lackbootzMan
2 days ago

Hayes, Middx


"Does anyone else think that shagging "straight men" is worth putting up with all their fuck tardary. The down low bullshit. The what will you do with me?, bolloxs. The yes, no, yes, no shit. The won't kiss but have me arse fingered, twitter and the overwhelming feeling they think, you're here to provide them with a better climax than their wives can give them?

Does anyone else think that putting up with the “are you fat, are you thin, are you hairy, do you kiss, send me face pictures, ooh no, your not my type” and all the other usual bollocks you get from the “looking for love “ brigade is worth the hastle ?

It’s an anonymous hook up site for me not a dating agency.

What’s wrong with people wanting to have sex with people they’re attracted to? I’ve rejected people based on their face pics. If I’m not attracted to you, why would I have sex with you? That doesn’t mean I’m looking for love, especially on a site like this

Completely missing the point.

Let me spell it out in even simpler terms.

The OP asked if the so called fuck tardery, or some such term, is worth putting up with.

I’m simply making the point (obviously not simply enough though) that one is just as likely to get similar bollocks from so called gay guys. Just different fuck tardary.

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You sound utterly charming… and just as mellow and equanimous as the OP.

“so called gay guys”…

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
2 days ago

Motherwell

To get a so called straight man to bed you, you gotta try a little tenderness... Mx

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By *anDadBodMan
2 days ago

Speke

Some people are just too keen to meet

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By *erasusMan
2 days ago

Glasgow


"Does anyone else think that shagging "straight men" is worth putting up with all their fuck tardary. The down low bullshit. The what will you do with me?, bolloxs. The yes, no, yes, no shit. The won't kiss but have me arse fingered, twitter and the overwhelming feeling they think, you're here to provide them with a better climax than their wives can give them?

Thoughts and prayers at this difficult time ❤️"

Class 👆🏻

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
2 days ago

Bristol East


"

Does anyone else think that putting up with the “are you fat, are you thin, are you hairy, do you kiss, send me face pictures, ooh no, your not my type” and all the other usual bollocks you get from the “looking for love “ brigade is worth the hastle ?

It’s an anonymous hook up site for me not a dating agency."

Some of us have quality filters

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
2 days ago

Alcester


"

Does anyone else think that putting up with the “are you fat, are you thin, are you hairy, do you kiss, send me face pictures, ooh no, your not my type” and all the other usual bollocks you get from the “looking for love “ brigade is worth the hastle ?

It’s an anonymous hook up site for me not a dating agency.

Some of us have quality filters

"

And some of us are more ‘easy’

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
2 days ago

Alcester


"Does anyone else think that shagging "straight men" is worth putting up with all their fuck tardary. The down low bullshit. The what will you do with me?, bolloxs. The yes, no, yes, no shit. The won't kiss but have me arse fingered, twitter and the overwhelming feeling they think, you're here to provide them with a better climax than their wives can give them?"

Whilst you’ve clearly invested considerable effort, and made a great many sacrifices, it is now time for you to abandon your mission to convert ‘straights’. It’s taking a toll on you

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