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"Do you have a cast list boss?" will one miserable guy from east Devon as apply for the Mr Bumble part (the one who is against free school dinners) other than that no one as apply.so yo can play the part of Nancy | |||
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"I fancy Bill Sykes. " The part I mean, not .... Well... actually | |||
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"Can I be artful Dodger please x" your name is also on the list.but the way how many hankies can u pinch in a day | |||
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"Can I be artful Dodger please xyour name is also on the list.but the way how many hankies can u pinch in a day" tbh I don't know but bum cheeks unlimited and I don't scream a lot and upset the nieghbours when I'm doing it xx | |||
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"Morning Guv'nor. Would it be possible to hire out the Blue Nun for a party?" as long as it's not for the Reform party or a man called Robinson Yaxley lemon | |||
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"Ah we will stick a few songs on the jukey, the buckfast will flow. You'll be twerking with Sara before lunch is served.... "I think Sara would agree we would be better twerking on someone in the snug ,but I might have to wear a gag as I seem to have turned into a squealer lately and we all know Sara is having the same problems with her new beau, better make that two gags then huni lol mm Mx 🌹⚛️  | |||
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"Neither of 'em Guv. Is this Friday ok- the 13th?" you will have to be careful as uncle Knobhead is 🪟🪟🪟 cleaning so don't walk under the ladder 🪜🪜 | |||
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"Can you do the catering Guv? Ham and Pineapple Pizzas Steak and Buckfast Pies Duck L'Orange Vol-au-vents " is this a 1970s theme party | |||
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"Can you do the catering Guv? Ham and Pineapple Pizzas Steak and Buckfast Pies Duck L'Orange Vol-au-vents is this a 1970s theme party " Can you show Abigails party with Alison Steadman on the big telly in the lounge Peter or the snug to get that 70's vibe, I'm easy. Mx 🌹⚛️ | |||
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"Can you do the catering Guv? Ham and Pineapple Pizzas Steak and Buckfast Pies Duck L'Orange Vol-au-vents is this a 1970s theme party " .... ... Lol. Nah a shindig for forumites past and present... Victoria Beckham will sing a couple of songs and Iffy Cecil and Uncle Knobhead are going to pay tribute to the Chuckle Brothers. | |||
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"Can you do the catering Guv? Ham and Pineapple Pizzas Steak and Buckfast Pies Duck L'Orange Vol-au-vents is this a 1970s theme party .... ... Lol. Nah a shindig for forumites past and present... Victoria Beckham will sing a couple of songs and Iffy Cecil and Uncle Knobhead are going to pay tribute to the Chuckle Brothers." To me ... To you lol . Mx 🍀😜 | |||
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" Lol. Nah a shindig for forumites past and present... ." I'm looking forward to the raffle for a collection of knock-off Rolex watches | |||
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"I'm looking forward to the raffle for a collection of knock-off Rolex watches" I believe someone is donating some red 80 denier tights SJ   xx | |||
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"Can you do the catering Guv? Ham and Pineapple Pizzas Steak and Buckfast Pies Duck L'Orange Vol-au-vents " Dont forget the Arctic Roll , or Angel Delight for afters ,  | |||
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"Lol. Fine choices James👍🥳" Thank you , almost forgot the Spotted Dick , but don't see it about as often ,  | |||
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"Lol. Fine choices James👍🥳 Thank you , almost forgot the Spotted Dick , but don't see it about as often , "only in winter along with a good Steak and kidney pudding food for the gods on a cold Monday night | |||
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"Oh Matron! 🥳" oh that a idea for a 1960s film night | |||
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"Oh Matron! 🥳oh that a idea for a 1960s film night " lol carry on camp-ing blue nun version x | |||
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"Oh Matron! 🥳oh that a idea for a 1960s film night " ... .. ... They should make a film about Uncle Knobhead in the 60's. Ronnie Krays Spiritual Advisor, Carry-on extra, The tea-towels heist in Gibraltar.. | |||
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"Oh Matron! 🥳oh that a idea for a 1960s film night lol carry on camp-ing blue nun version x" but who is going to play the Barbara Windsor bit were get top falls off | |||
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"Oh Matron! 🥳oh that a idea for a 1960s film night lol carry on camp-ing blue nun version xbut who is going to play the Barbara Windsor bit were get top falls off" bugger that's me out my top never falls off x | |||
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"How about the Guv to play Barbara Windsor then he can tell everyone to ' Get outta my Pub , " I have already done it tonight to a reformer with red socks from the Highlands of Scotland | |||
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"Uncle Knobhead will be giving advice on how to dodge the taxman I the Snugg tonight ." With the help of Ken Dodd | |||
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"Evening Peter, a pint of Guinness. A toast to absent Celtic supporting friends may follow.Things ain't the same now. " Il drink to that richey | |||
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