FabGuys.com forum: Who has the biggest testicles?

By *ewThrillsSW OP Man
41 weeks ago

Greenwich

I've a real thing for nice testicles. Wondering who has the biggest ones here? 🤔

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By *odger300Man
41 weeks ago

Inverurie

Mine are nothing to brag about but years ago I met a guy from Northern Ireland who had huge meaty balls and a cock to match he was lovely xx

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By *astDevonGuyMan
41 weeks ago

Seaton

Been told mine are like hens eggs …..

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By *0yguyMan
41 weeks ago

Cumbria

I had orchitis once. One ball was the size of a small orange….. and very painful!

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By *hisMeMan
41 weeks ago

Forfar, Angus

"I had orchitis once. One ball was the size of a small orange….. and very painful!"

Small ones are more juicy!

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By *0yguyMan
41 weeks ago

Cumbria

"I had orchitis once. One ball was the size of a small orange….. and very painful!

Small ones are more juicy!

But hopefully not “easy peelers”.

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By *bum4funMan
41 weeks ago

Washington

"I've a real thing for nice testicles. Wondering who has the biggest ones here? 🤔

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it has to be president trump because he is the biggest sized dick in the world

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By *arlooMan
41 weeks ago

Oxford in town

I can easily compete for top positions

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By *arnieMan
41 weeks ago

Lincoln

I enjoy sucking big balls!

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By *anformeMan
41 weeks ago

notts

Mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Met an chap couple weeks ago, not on here so won't mind me saying, tiny dick but balls like satsumas, just about get them in one hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I would say that a having a big cock is of far more practical use.

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By *ardiffchatMan
41 weeks ago

Cardiff

Sometimes mine are quite impressive. You can easily see the testicles in the sack and sometimes it’s as tight as a chestnut.

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By *seableMan
41 weeks ago

Halesowen

I think Buster Gonad from Viz is a good candidate. I seem to remember he used a wheelbarrow to carry them around.

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By *uckitboiMan
41 weeks ago

Chelmsford

That’s something I’ve noticed as I’ve got older my balls are definitely bigger and lower

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I've been told I've got low hangers by a few men

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By *ardforall56Man
41 weeks ago

belfast

Love to see men with a good set of hangers on them.It looks so horny built for breeding

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By *orcester GuyMan
41 weeks ago

Worcestershire North

A guy used to meet at Worcester Swimming Baths sauna had the biggest balls I’ve ever seen

Like two hard boiled eggs between his legs

Often wondered if he comes on here he’s from Evesham

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By *ixa60Man
41 weeks ago

Near

Fella on here called Dan Gleeballs

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By *scottie69Man
41 weeks ago

dumfries

"That’s something I’ve noticed as I’ve got older my balls are definitely bigger and lower "

Yes I can relate to this. Definitely bigger and lower hanging.

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By *ildwestheroMan
41 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Not always a good thing. I have bouts of hydrocele. Usually affects one ball only. Not painful but can be uncomfortable.

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By *attersbyMan
41 weeks ago

cotswold

"A guy used to meet at Worcester Swimming Baths sauna had the biggest balls I’ve ever seen

Like two hard boiled eggs between his legs

Often wondered if he comes on here he’s from Evesham "

Think I met the guy they were massive !

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By *KBottom25Man
41 weeks ago

London (Any)

Do they vary in size of they're full vs empty?

Do love sucking on a hot pair of balls..

Love them spanking my arse as they're fucking me....

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By *orcester GuyMan
41 weeks ago

Worcestershire North

"A guy used to meet at Worcester Swimming Baths sauna had the biggest balls I’ve ever seen

Like two hard boiled eggs between his legs

Often wondered if he comes on here he’s from Evesham

Think I met the guy they were massive !"

Nice one

It used be great for discrete action on the men only days

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By *ottom_only_CDTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Near Glasgow

"I've a real thing for nice testicles. Wondering who has the biggest ones here? 🤔

Don't know about on here, but.The North Atlantic right whale (Eubalaena glacialis) holds the record for the largest testicles, both in terms of absolute weight and size. Each testicle can weigh up to 500 kilograms

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

nice

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By *ibblefishMan
41 weeks ago

louthish

Bustergonads it’s a genuine user name on here

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By *arcusUK2Man
41 weeks ago

Winchester

You should see the rocks on our Great Dane, they put everyone to shame....

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By *umonmyfaceMan
41 weeks ago

blackpool

Mine are very small

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By *shfordguy71Man
41 weeks ago

Staines

I've been told that mine are nice and big

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By *zaac CoxMan
41 weeks ago

FOREST OF DEAN

I like watching a nice big pair of swinging balls slapping against someone cheeks (male of female) as they are taken doggystyle. Another thing that turns me on is when you're watching a horny porn film and the woman is being fucked reverse cowgirl and when the guy Is close to cumming you can see his balls tighten up either side of his cock like saddlebags. Incredibly horny IMO.

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By *ytradesMan
41 weeks ago

colchester

Well i can safely say an be sure of what i say is infact true an correct, i dont have big balls.

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By *amesjrMan
41 weeks ago

Leeds

Your all talking bollocks 😆

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By *ene2000Man
41 weeks ago

brum

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By *hitesox100Man
41 weeks ago

Walsall

I do get a lot of comments on my old donkey bollocks on various sites.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Billy Big Bollocks is my suggestion

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By *axim6Man
41 weeks ago

Horsham

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Iv been told my balls are big ..check my pics

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By *seableMan
40 weeks ago

Halesowen

"Your all talking bollocks 😆"

Nice one ... or pair

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By *evanianMan
40 weeks ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

My 'nads are just average in size, but the animal with the largest testes relative to body size is the harbour porpoise. However as regards absolute size, the North Atlantic right whale has the largest testes, each weighing around 500 kilos = 1,100 lbs each = 78 stone 8 lbs - equivalent to about 6 average male adults!😳

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By *ewThrillsSW OP Man
2 weeks ago

Greenwich

"Sometimes mine are quite impressive. You can easily see the testicles in the sack and sometimes it’s as tight as a chestnut. "

That's very sexy.

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By *luteus maxMan
2 weeks ago

Waterlooville at night

Trump, he lives in a world of fantasy, and talks a load of balls.

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By *um dump meMan
2 weeks ago

Torquay

I can deffo rule myself out of this. Tiny cock and balls

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By *atitupyumyumMan
2 weeks ago

Stourbridge

"I had orchitis once. One ball was the size of a small orange….. and very painful!

Small ones are more juicy!

But hopefully not “easy peelers”."

or jaffas!

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By *in and TonicMan
2 weeks ago

cambridgeshire

I’m like Hitler - I’ve only got one ball!

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By *upertedMan
2 weeks ago

Nelson

A buddy of mine had balls like potatoes. Big and heavy.

Made me feel really subby when we did doggy as his would really bang into mine. 🍒

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By *astguy7Man
2 weeks ago

Herefordshire

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By *astguy7Man
2 weeks ago

Herefordshire

"A guy used to meet at Worcester Swimming Baths sauna had the biggest balls I’ve ever seen

Like two hard boiled eggs between his legs

Often wondered if he comes on here he’s from Evesham "

Yep, they used to cordon off a whole swimming lane for him.

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By *hitesageMan
2 weeks ago

withywood

I agree. It's nice to have a nice pair of testicles bang in your butt when taking it nice and deep.

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By *ayd100Man
2 weeks ago

bb7

Like them slapping against my buttocks

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By *hitesageMan
2 weeks ago

withywood

"Like them slapping against my buttocks "
and many like the content from them.

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By *ixer61Man
2 weeks ago

Aycliffe

I only have one these days but its a good size

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By *oigtfiwMan
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

I’m sure they are not the biggest, but they are fairly big and are attached to my pretty dick. I hope you like. They do swing a lot.

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By *teelballsMan
2 weeks ago

central london

I’ve got a decent sized pair but would certainly rather have a big cock.

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By *cottfreeMan
2 weeks ago

Stevenage

"I can easily compete for top positions

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Bollocks can U lol

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By *lokenexdoor2025Man
2 weeks ago

Ludlow

"I had orchitis once. One ball was the size of a small orange….. and very painful!

Small ones are more juicy!

But hopefully not “easy peelers”."

Ouch

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By *evanianMan
2 weeks ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

Starmer and his Labour party has certainly made the biggest testicles out of running the country, he seems to have balls for brains! 😅

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By *lokenexdoor2025Man
2 weeks ago

Ludlow

Reminds me of a schoolboy ditty

Do they swing to and fro

Can you tie them in a knot or bow?

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By *orcester GuyMan
2 weeks ago

Worcestershire North

Used to see an ex navy officer at worcester swimming baths years ago

His balls we enormous

From behind like looking at a cow

Lovely fella

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By *iSubSuckerDanMan
2 weeks ago

BuryBoltonMancSalford

Mine are a good size. On my profile pic from behind. Love em pulled while being fucked

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By *eyourselfMan
2 weeks ago

Southend

I get a few compliments from time to time about my balls, but they're not particularly big.

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By *wanseajack2014Man
2 weeks ago

Neath

My fetish is massive balls. Love that slapping you As he takes you doggie style.

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By *igballs4u2tugMan
2 weeks ago

South Cheshire

Take a look at my balls.

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By *hitesox100Man
2 weeks ago

Walsall

Mine are a fair size, saggy too

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By *0yguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

I had orchitis as an adult two years ago after a urinary infection. It’s a lot more painful when you’re an adult. My right ball was the size of an orange and very tender, so I had to be very careful how I walked or sat down. Three days before the antibiotics took effect and I got some relief.

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By *eepeter4Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Rachel from accounts

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By *ete4fun4Man
2 weeks ago

Axminster

I always get told mine are big lol

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By *ottom for uMan
2 weeks ago

swinton

I have a small dixk but can have big balls when it’s nice and warm lol

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By *seableMan
1 week ago

Halesowen

Buster Gonad from Viz

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By *eam Bi MatureMan
1 week ago

Leamington

There’s a guy I’ve played with before at Chameleons who had big hanging balls as hard as conkers. If he fucked me doggy style, they would smash into mine which was really uncomfortable despite how good his cock felt. It was sometimes a relief when he came

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By *liceCDTV/TS
1 week ago

Hatfield

Elephant

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By *ajkumarkapoorMan
1 week ago

England

I think it's my partner, sometimes can see sperms oozing out profusely from his big balls.

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By *aneKayeTV9TV/TS
1 week ago

Edinburgh

my right hand side ball is the size of a coconut, the left one is massive!

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By *ressedupMan
1 week ago

whereever

Omg I love guys with big balls and trying to fit them in my mouth

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By *eedmenow2000Man
1 week ago

Aberdeen

Only got small ones myself but they go perfectly with my small cock and my faggot lifestyle

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By *igballs4u2tugMan
1 week ago

South Cheshire

See my pic from 30 Aug 2025

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By *ugarrainMan
1 week ago

paisley

Love having mine stretched and tied up / hanging low.

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By *oxymusicMan
1 week ago

Cowbridge

Old fella I used to work with years ago was employed as a part time cleaner, he was in his 80’s, really skinny, and he sat on his bollocks one day and did some serious damage as he never returned and died shortly after.

May have been a combination of age, saggy nuts and skeletal body or he may just have always had massive bollocks. 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

I sucked someone off a month ago who had huge balls. Almost as if he had two golf balls (shaped like rugby balls of course) inside

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By *andomguy321Man
1 week ago

reading

"I think it's my partner, sometimes can see sperms oozing out profusely from his big balls. "

That sounds like a nasty medical condition .... Fluid weeping directly from the testicles isn't normal.

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By *en140Man
1 week ago

Bristol

Buster Gonad - "the boy with unfeasibly large testicles"

As any readers of Viz would know.

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By *andomguy321Man
1 week ago

reading

"Buster Gonad - "the boy with unfeasibly large testicles"

As any readers of Viz would know."

Placed in a wheelbarrow

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By *en140Man
1 week ago

Bristol

That's him!

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By *icecock39yrMan
1 week ago

sheffield

My balls are massive I’ve been told every meet

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