FabGuys.com forum: The Cornish and Devon Cream Debate

By *ig Bad John OP Man
3 days ago

Farnborough

Cream first then jam in Devon,

Versus

Jam first then cream in Cornwall.

Does this ruling apply to West Country man-fun?

Lube first then jizz in Devon,

Versus

Jizz first then lube in Cornwall.

Asking for a friend about to go on holiday.

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By *3versMan
3 days ago

glasgow

Just cream for me, don't like jam

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By *ildwestheroMan
3 days ago

Llandrindod Wells

Being a sort of honorary Cornishman [born there. Lived there for the first 4 years of my life. Been a frequent visitor ever since] obviously I side with the Cornish. Butter first, then jam and finally cream. The Cornish reckon the Devonians put the cream first because they are too mean to put any butter on their scones

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By *eepeter4Man
3 days ago

Bournemouth

I wonder how Nigel Farage and 30p Lee eat their scones

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By *askia.TV/TS
3 days ago

Huddersfield

I actually had scones last night....I always put the cream on firts simply because I find it easier to plonk a dollop of jam on top of the cream rather than the other way around...I also eat each slice of scone separately rather than squish the 2 together as a sandwich....or is that another debate..lol?

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By *ookingaroundMan
3 days ago

Bristol

"I wonder how Nigel Farage and 30p Lee eat their scones "

Farage is French so probably with Brie

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By *tar33Man
3 days ago

North London (outer)

"Being a sort of honorary Cornishman [born there. Lived there for the first 4 years of my life. Been a frequent visitor ever since] obviously I side with the Cornish. Butter first, then jam and finally cream. The Cornish reckon the Devonians put the cream first because they are too mean to put any butter on their scones

Butter? I have no allegiance to Devon or Cornwall but if I'm having scones it's strawberry jam and then clotted cream. I have no desire for double fat.

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By *otsure03Man
3 days ago

witney

Cream in my hole 1st

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By *ldfunguyMan
3 days ago

Cheltenham

Off to Cornwall next week so will be looking at what people do

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
3 days ago

Hook

Jam on top. Obviously. 🤷‍♀️

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By *ogisticSubMan
3 days ago

Wakefield

"Cream first then jam in Devon,

Versus

Jam first then cream in Cornwall.

Does this ruling apply to West Country man-fun?

Lube first then jizz in Devon,

Versus

Jizz first then lube in Cornwall.

Asking for a friend about to go on holiday.

"
❤️ 😍 Love it 😀

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By *uffolkbiguy69Man
3 days ago

Newmarket

I’ve never been to Cornwall or Devon

But I like to put strawberry jam first on both sides of a halved scone, then clotted cream. Surely the cream doubles as butter?

A very nice treat, whatever!

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By *evanianMan
3 days ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru

Butter, jam and a dollop of clotted cream, seems to be the logical approach, it was the method that Trelawney used, I'm told! 😁

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By *ick_nwMan
3 days ago

manchester

The Devon/Cornwall 60s/70s music festival has been cancelled this year over an arguement about whether the Cream or the Jam should go first.

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By *tar33Man
3 days ago

North London (outer)

"The Devon/Cornwall 60s/70s music festival has been cancelled this year over an arguement about whether the Cream or the Jam should go first."

They've had a change of heart after a couple of other bands from the '60's & early '70's have promised to reform. Bread will be opening the teatime set, followed by Marmalade, and if there's enough demand Marmalade will be performing some of their earlier songs from the time they were known as The Gaylords.

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By *os001Man
1 day ago

Oxford

Making me want a cream tea, haven't had one in ages!

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By *arcusUK2Man
1 day ago

Winchester

In Hampshire we stir it all together before slapping it on, just to annoy the yokels in the West Country...

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By *ockysmountMan
1 day ago

sheerness

Scones debate is cream then jam always! Lube and jizz is anyway it cums and jizz is like lube ...bring it on

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By *evonbear89Man
24 hours ago

exeter

Cream first on one just how it should be 😏😉

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By *ildwestheroMan
23 hours ago

Llandrindod Wells

"In Hampshire we stir it all together before slapping it on, just to annoy the yokels in the West Country... "

Not surprised. Once did an 8 week hotel management holiday relief in a Hampshire hotel. Strange locals with even stranger habits.

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By *awihMan
23 hours ago

Aldershot

"Cream first then jam in Devon,

Versus

Jam first then cream in Cornwall.

Does this ruling apply to West Country man-fun?

Lube first then jizz in Devon,

Versus

Jizz first then lube in Cornwall.

Asking for a friend about to go on holiday.

I go for butter first.

Then Jam as it is easier to spread on the butter

Then clotted cream on top of the jam.

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By *enjamin2018Man
23 hours ago

Halstead

Cream, then jam, no butter for me, and I prefer plain, slightly warm scones to fruit scones . Typing this is making me salivate 😆

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By *eepeter4Man
22 hours ago

Bournemouth

Anyone tried the Mark's and Spencer's Strawberry and cream sandwich yet

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By *tar33Man
19 hours ago

North London (outer)

"Anyone tried the Mark's and Spencer's Strawberry and cream sandwich yet"

I thought you were more of an Aldi guy, or have you been buying yellow label stuff again?

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By *eepeter4Man
18 hours ago

Bournemouth

"Anyone tried the Mark's and Spencer's Strawberry and cream sandwich yet

I thought you were more of an Aldi guy, or have you been buying yellow label stuff again?"
and rumours going round you shop in Fortman and Mason's on Piccadilly at around 5pm waiting for the yellow sticker hour

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By *owzerMan
18 hours ago

Chester.....

"Anyone tried the Mark's and Spencer's Strawberry and cream sandwich yet

I thought you were more of an Aldi guy, or have you been buying yellow label stuff again?"

Savvy 🫰

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By *tar33Man
9 hours ago

North London (outer)

"Anyone tried the Mark's and Spencer's Strawberry and cream sandwich yet

I thought you were more of an Aldi guy, or have you been buying yellow label stuff again?and rumours going round you shop in Fortman and Mason's on Piccadilly at around 5pm waiting for the yellow sticker hour "

Partly true.

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By *eefandfurMan
6 hours ago

Edinburgh

Dorset should beat them both by doing jam, cream, jam.

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By *Natasha.TV/TS
6 hours ago

Launceston

I live in Cornwall and definitely want your cream on me first please! Preferably all over my stockings

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