FabGuys.com forum: Henry the hover

By *eepeter4 OP Man
1 day ago

Bournemouth

Just to let you know Henry the hover that was nicked from a old person home in Ringwood (Hampshire) as been found safe and well in a Pawn brokers in Southampton.A local smack head as been arrested and let off with a caution and ordered to sent a written apology to Henry owner.

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By *0yguyMan
1 day ago

Cumberland

Nah, it waz the rozzers wot did it!

Almost four and a half years on from the alleged theft of a vacuum cleaner from a police station in Northern Ireland – which was later returned after email appeals – a senior officer is facing a gross misconduct hearing.

The alleged theft occurred at the height of the Covid pandemic and amid claims it wasn’t properly investigated to protect the officer. Junior staff were allegedly blamed.

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By *ryanything7oMan
1 day ago

redcar

Maybe Henry just wanted to suck and go.

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By *ichey6Man
1 day ago

aberdeen

Bring back the birch. Judge Fudge would have sent the miscreant down?

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By *DCambsMan
1 day ago

Cambridge

"Maybe Henry just wanted to suck and go."

Oh Henry!!

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By *arcusUK2Man
1 day ago

Winchester

I thought they just sucked. They can hover too? Impressive.

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By *owzerMan
1 day ago

Chester.....

"I thought they just sucked. They can hover too? Impressive. "

Made by Flymo

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By *evanianMan
1 day ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru

"I thought they just sucked. They can hover too? Impressive.

Made by Flymo"

Henry is a quintessentially British product, being one of the few vacuum cleaners still manufactured in the UK by Numatic International, based in Chard, Somerset. 🇬🇧

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By *lasgow verse 60s guyMan
1 day ago

Glasgow

"I thought they just sucked. They can hover too? Impressive.

Made by Flymo

Henry is a quintessentially British product, being one of the few vacuum cleaners still manufactured in the UK by Numatic International, based in Chard, Somerset. 🇬🇧"

With all the quintessentially British male interests and perversions

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By *arcusUK2Man
1 day ago

Winchester

And we all know how they test hoovers in Somerset (wink)...

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By *ick 123Man
1 day ago

sheffield

Shouldn’t put a smiley face on anything that sucks

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By *DCambsMan
1 day ago

Cambridge

"And we all know how they test hoovers in Somerset (wink)... "

Where do I apply?

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By *owzerMan
1 day ago

Chester.....

"I thought they just sucked. They can hover too? Impressive.

Made by Flymo

Henry is a quintessentially British product, being one of the few vacuum cleaners still manufactured in the UK by Numatic International, based in Chard, Somerset. 🇬🇧"

🤦

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By *awihMan
1 day ago

Aldershot

"I thought they just sucked. They can hover too? Impressive. "

I’d have thought that an AquaVac would be better - don’t they go all the way? 🤣

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By *owzerMan
1 day ago

Chester.....

Time to sweep this one under the carpet

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By *evanianMan
24 hours ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru

"Time to sweep this one under the carpet"

A shag-pile of course! 😅

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By *oosterladMan
22 hours ago

ipswich

I hear there is a job at the factory Cumming up. Test pilot, you need to submit penis girth, length and whether cut or not.

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