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By *ops must be mad OP   Man
1 day ago

East kent

So I go this large block of flats to give a man a massage, just as I’m about to press the flat number bell a man opens the front door to the block, “ Oh you’re early” he said.

Then looking down at my portable massage couch in its case he says “ Christ that’s a big toolbox” I follow him into the lift. and we go up to the 10th floor into his flat. He points at a widescreen TV that look like its hanging off its bracket and said “ it’s just about to fall off I don’t know who put it up” We both look at each other and he says “ you’re not here to fix that… pointing at the tv bracket are you are you “ just then I get a text from a man who lives on the eighth floor

“ Hi are you still coming to give me a massage?

It then dawns on us I’m in the wrong flat. Lol

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By *ayidoMan
1 day ago

acci

Oh dear how did you get out of that one. What did the tele man say to you when you told him your at the wrong flat?

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By *atasscdTV/TS
1 day ago

Shrewsbury

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By *aggonerMan
1 day ago

Malvern


"Oh dear how did you get out of that one. What did the tele man say to you when you told him your at the wrong flat?"

Nothing to get out of.

The owner realised he’d made a mistake. Nothing embarrassing happened or was said. End of.

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By *ustOneBearMan
1 day ago

Neath

Yes but was the television man hot?

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By *3versMan
1 day ago

glasgow


"So I go this large block of flats to give a man a massage, just as I’m about to press the flat number bell a man opens the front door to the block, “ Oh you’re early” he said.

Then looking down at my portable massage couch in its case he says “ Christ that’s a big toolbox” I follow him into the lift. and we go up to the 10th floor into his flat. He points at a widescreen TV that look like its hanging off its bracket and said “ it’s just about to fall off I don’t know who put it up” We both look at each other and he says “ you’re not here to fix that… pointing at the tv bracket are you are you “ just then I get a text from a man who lives on the eighth floor

“ Hi are you still coming to give me a massage?

It then dawns on us I’m in the wrong flat. Lol"

All with cheesy music playing in the background

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By *ngelic69Man
1 day ago

Folkestone

That happpen to me a long time ago. Going to the wrong flat.

So embarrasing.

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By *aggonerMan
1 day ago

Malvern

But was it just a ruse to get the OP into his flat? You can’t mistake a massage table for a toolbox.

Missed opportunity, maybe.

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By *ops must be mad OP   Man
1 day ago

East kent

The episode had a funny twist to it, the wrong flat man spoke to the guy I gave the massage to when he saw him in the car park, the wrong flat man said I was recommended by the other guy so tomorrow I’m going back to the first man. If you can follow that.

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By *astguy7Man
1 day ago

Ross on Wye

Well seeing as you're here...

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By *lasgow verse 60s guyMan
1 day ago

Glasgow

Have you got a spare hour?

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