FabGuys.com forum: Nobody meats anymore

By *eedsbearman OP Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Why do they always chicken out at the last minute?

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By *arridMan
2 weeks ago

brighton

"Why do they always chicken out at the last minute? "
vegetarian?

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By *ellowladyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Didcot

"Why do they always chicken out at the last minute? vegetarian?"

No fowl jokes please

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By *lan82Man
2 weeks ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

"Why do they always chicken out at the last minute? "

Dick went soft.

Wife caught em hard then she hacked it off.

Their boyfriend/ husband did the same..

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By *leepflowerMan
2 weeks ago

Leek

They got beef?

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

They prefer your mum's gammon flaps?

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By *airyScot40Man
2 weeks ago

East Kilbride

"Why do they always chicken out at the last minute? "

They were never going to meet in the first place.

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By *each boyMan
2 weeks ago

stevenston

The problem is finding somewhere to meet not everyone can accommodate plus not everyone can just drop and run .

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By *ildwestheroMan
2 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Perhaps they were a bit mutton and jeff and did not hear your request to shove your pork sausage into their rump steak.

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Well chicken is meat when alls said and done.

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By *airyScot40Man
2 weeks ago

East Kilbride

"The problem is finding somewhere to meet not everyone can accommodate plus not everyone can just drop and run ."

And some people are just serial timewasting cunts.

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By *bear67Man
2 weeks ago

Aldershot

I get the impression there's loads of hide the sausage going on.

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By *eedsbearman OP Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"I get the impression there's loads of hide the sausage going on."

Especially in Lincolnshire

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By *oodpeckerMan
2 weeks ago

Falkirk

"They prefer your mum's gammon flaps?"

SQUAWK! They should remain on the slaughterhouse floor (figuratively speaking) 😱😖

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By *bear67Man
2 weeks ago

Aldershot

"I get the impression there's loads of hide the sausage going on.

Especially in Lincolnshire "

And Cumberland

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By *oodpeckerMan
2 weeks ago

Falkirk

"I get the impression there's loads of hide the sausage going on.

Especially in Lincolnshire "

Cumbria (Cumberland) should be glad of that? 🤔

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By *each boyMan
2 weeks ago

stevenston

"The problem is finding somewhere to meet not everyone can accommodate plus not everyone can just drop and run .

And some people are just serial timewasting cunts."
with that attitude I'm not surprised you don't get meets very off putting .

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By *oodpeckerMan
2 weeks ago

Falkirk

"I get the impression there's loads of hide the sausage going on.

Especially in Lincolnshire

And Cumberland"

LOL, I was too slow!

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By *iggreenockMan
2 weeks ago

Greenock

Obviously all gone Veggie

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By *eedsbearman OP Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"The problem is finding somewhere to meet not everyone can accommodate plus not everyone can just drop and run .

And some people are just cereal thyme wasting cunts."

Kick them to the herb.

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By *airyScot40Man
2 weeks ago

East Kilbride

"The problem is finding somewhere to meet not everyone can accommodate plus not everyone can just drop and run .

And some people are just serial timewasting cunts.with that attitude I'm not surprised you don't get meets very off putting ."

Did I say I didn’t or did you just make that up?

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By *arridMan
2 weeks ago

brighton

"The problem is finding somewhere to meet not everyone can accommodate plus not everyone can just drop and run .

And some people are just serial timewasting cunts.with that attitude I'm not surprised you don't get meets very off putting .

Did I say I didn’t or did you just make that up?"

Your profile clearly says that you’re taking a break and not meeting.

And it’s true - some blokes are serial timewasters.

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By *airyScot40Man
2 weeks ago

East Kilbride

"Your profile clearly says that you’re taking a break and not meeting.

And it’s true - some blokes are serial timewasters. "

I guess that makes me both someone who “can’t get meets” and/or a timewaster then - for guys who either don’t or can’t read plain English.

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By *oodpeckerMan
2 weeks ago

Falkirk

"The problem is finding somewhere to meet not everyone can accommodate plus not everyone can just drop and run .

And some people are just serial timewasting cunts.with that attitude I'm not surprised you don't get meets very off putting .

Did I say I didn’t or did you just make that up?

Your profile clearly says that you’re taking a break and not meeting.

And it’s true - some blokes are serial timewasters. "

I would've thought clearly stating that would make him the polar opposite of a (supposed) timewaster? 🤔

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By *airyScot40Man
2 weeks ago

East Kilbride

"I would've thought clearly stating that would make him the polar opposite of a (supposed) timewaster? 🤔"

Thank you. It really is that simple.

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By *arridMan
2 weeks ago

brighton

"I would've thought clearly stating that would make him the polar opposite of a (supposed) timewaster? 🤔

Thank you. It really is that simple."
exactly

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By *alfTankMan
2 weeks ago

Boston

It isn't always easy to find someone with the same interests and attraction available at the same time in the right place. That is what cottaging negates. Your just there and either do or do not interact.

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By *ice WankerMan
2 weeks ago

Lancs

Had one in the past that turned up, 5 seconds later made an excuse and fucked off...he got blocked

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By *eedsbearman OP Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"Had one in the past that turned up, 5 seconds later made an excuse and fucked off...he got blocked

Did he have a good rump?

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By *tocking-loverMan
2 weeks ago

plymouth

"They prefer your mum's gammon flaps?"

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By *ice WankerMan
2 weeks ago

Lancs

"Had one in the past that turned up, 5 seconds later made an excuse and fucked off...he got blocked

Did he have a good rump?"

Didn't like the taste or look of it.

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By *0yguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cumberland

"Had one in the past that turned up, 5 seconds later made an excuse and fucked off...he got blocked

Did he have a good rump?"

5 seconds isn’t long enough. It’s got to be 5 minutes each way for medium-rare and 7 to be well-done.

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By *amie1402Man
2 weeks ago

Merseyside

Definitely all veggies on here

Some are even vegans and won’t swallow spunk

Disclaimer -

** no animals were hurt during the course of this message **

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By *airyScot40Man
2 weeks ago

East Kilbride

To clarify, my definition of a timewaster is not someone who can’t meet for one reason or another, and says so. That’s perfectly understandable. We all have lives.

It’s someone who arranges to meet - then doesn’t turn up or blocks or gives the wrong address or one of many other nefarious tactics. Those people are rife on here - Fabbers have related countless horror stories in these forums.

I hope that clarifies my earlier strong reaction, which I stand by all day long.

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By *onybluenailsMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

"Why do they always chicken out at the last minute? "

Wth the price of meat bring quite expensive now a lot of people just can’t afford meat anymore

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By *IPMANMan
2 weeks ago

LONDON

Bring back cottaging..at least you saw it in the flesh before you bought it

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Alwsys meet, esleiclay if there's sexy cock kn offer

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By *eedsbearman OP Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"Bring back cottage pie...at least you saw it in the flesh before you bought it"

Ideal for winter meats

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By *0yguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cumberland

"Bring back cottage pie...at least you saw it in the flesh before you bought it

Ideal for winter meats"

esleiclay

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"Alwsys meet, esleiclay if there's sexy cock kn offer"

I'm not to sure what language this is.

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By *0yguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cumberland

"Alwsys meet, esleiclay if there's sexy cock kn offer

I'm not to sure what language this is."

It’s Esleiclapranto. Comparintoando mono ambliargrntino?

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By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

How offal!

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By *eedsbearman OP Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"Alwsys meet, esleiclay if there's sexy cock kn offer

I'm not to sure what language this is.

It’s Esleiclapranto. Comparintoando mono ambliargrntino?"

Like speaking in beef tongues.

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By *0yguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cumberland

"Alwsys meet, esleiclay if there's sexy cock kn offer

I'm not to sure what language this is.

It’s Esleiclapranto. Comparintoando mono ambliargrntino?

Like speaking in beef tongues."

Esleiclay quat y mentobla!

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By *ice WankerMan
2 weeks ago

Lancs

"Alwsys meet, esleiclay if there's sexy cock kn offer

I'm not to sure what language this is.

It’s Esleiclapranto. Comparintoando mono ambliargrntino?

Like speaking in beef tongues.

Esleiclay quat y mentobla!

Definitely d*unk when those was wrote

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By *upertedMan
2 weeks ago

Nelson

I think it's usually post nut clarity. They get so excited. End up shooting in their hand...and rhe moment is gone!

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By *atex-bottomMan
2 weeks ago

Sudbury

I love meeting up to get burgered.

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By *dstefiTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Solihull

I've had a couple in the last few weeks, one very meaty cock in its own juices and one so stiff it put the bone in boner

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By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

Frustrated by lack of meats?

Try masturbating to online Quorn instead

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By *asturbate youMan
2 weeks ago

Walton On Thames

I suppose that's why a lot of butchers are going out of business

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By *awihMan
2 weeks ago

Aldershot

"Obviously all gone Veggie

Na, our local butcher does Marmite flavoured sausages - you either love them or hate them 🤣

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By *has2Man
2 weeks ago

Chaddesden, Derby

What do you expect when so many are vegans??

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By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

"Obviously all gone Veggie

Na, our local butcher does Marmite flavoured sausages - you either love them or hate them 🤣"

I don't think I'll Bovril

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By *addy7x6Man
2 weeks ago

High Wycombe

"I love meeting up to get burgered."

A beef bayonet between your buns?

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By *tmguylookingMan
2 weeks ago

Chezzie

Can't believe nobody's mentioned the lack of stuffing on here as well.

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By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

"Can't believe nobody's mentioned the lack of stuffing on here as well."

Giblets in, or out?

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By *tmguylookingMan
2 weeks ago

Chezzie

"Can't believe nobody's mentioned the lack of stuffing on here as well.

Giblets in, or out? "

Definitely need to be cleared out beforehand

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By *0yguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cumberland

Meat is best spit roasted and with loads of juice.

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By *aryl471Man
2 weeks ago

South Holderness

Tried a meet in Wakefield

Today and no luck at all

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By *eedsbearman OP Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"Tried a meet in Wakefield

Today and no luck at all "

I once had a very good meat pizza in Wakefield

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By *acingfanMan
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield

They might not be into burgery

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By *arkinSuffolkMan
2 weeks ago

Lowestoft

Lots of people meet still.

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By *arridMan
2 weeks ago

brighton

"They might not be into burgery"
or hot dogging.

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By *eepeter4Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

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By *eepeter4Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Tried a meet in Wakefield

Today and no luck at all "
no wonder you don't get a meet in Wakefield while wearing that Castleford rugby shirt

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By *onnyd26Man
1 hour ago

Mitcham

I haven't had a time waster in years mind you I haven't had a meet off this I a couple years not that im not trying its just other sites have more of what im into. Not that id ever stop using fg its got so much going for it,

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