FabGuys.com forum: The Blue Nun cocktail bar

By *eepeter4 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Bournemouth

I need a few suggestions for some fabguy cocktails

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By *dstefiMan
10 weeks ago

Solihull

Homojito? Like a mojito but extra gay.

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By *dstefiMan
10 weeks ago

Solihull

Penis Colada.

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By *ichey6Man
10 weeks ago

aberdeen

The Uncle Knobhead

Vodka

Buckfast

Pineapple juice

A sprinkling of ham

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By *hatguy1Man
10 weeks ago

enfield

Banana Gayquiri

Mantini

Paloma (gay enough already)

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Bournemouth

The Proclaimers have just turned up at the Nun any requests

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By *ichey6Man
10 weeks ago

aberdeen

A Letter From America

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By *dstefiMan
10 weeks ago

Solihull

"A Letter From America"

Letter from France surely, for the safeniks

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Bedford

How many miles did they walk?x

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By *attersbyMan
10 weeks ago

cotswold

They came by dinghy

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"How many miles did they walk?x"
499

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By *ichey6Man
10 weeks ago

aberdeen

"How many miles did they walk?x"

🏌️ Good Evening my friend. Good to have you back. I was starting to worry Xx🏌️

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By *ichey6Man
10 weeks ago

aberdeen

"A Letter From America

Letter from France surely, for the safeniks"

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Lol 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Bedford

"How many miles did they walk?x

🏌️ Good Evening my friend. Good to have you back. I was starting to worry Xx🏌️"
hello Ritchie darling just been having a break,xx

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By *ichey6Man
10 weeks ago

aberdeen

Rupert Lowe's lurking in the carpark with a telescope....

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By *ichey6Man
10 weeks ago

aberdeen

"How many miles did they walk?x

🏌️ Good Evening my friend. Good to have you back. I was starting to worry Xx🏌️hello Ritchie darling just been having a break,xx "

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Nice one Sammy 👍

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Bedford

"How many miles did they walk?x499 "
then saw the blue nun and stopped for a little rest and quench their thirst xx

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By *ichey6Man
10 weeks ago

aberdeen

And had some ham and 🍍

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Rupert Lowe's lurking in the carpark with a telescope...."
apparently he's been looking inside Ann's bedroom.

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By *ichey6Man
10 weeks ago

aberdeen

Are the rowers in there?

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By *eedsbearmanMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds

Whisky sour faced cunt

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By *ichey6Man
10 weeks ago

aberdeen

Happens all the time when the novices drink the buckie via a bendy straw ..

Mummy!

Get the toast on!

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By *attersbyMan
10 weeks ago

cotswold

May I browse the wine list please ?

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Bedford

"And had some ham and 🍍 "
on pizza xx

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By *eedsbearmanMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds

"May I browse the wine list please ?"

Hock

Blue nun

Tiger milk

Mateus rose

Liebfraumilch

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By *tevemc69Man
10 weeks ago

Taunton

Pop it in Pete?

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By *hatguy1Man
10 weeks ago

enfield

"May I browse the wine list please ?

Hock

Blue nun

Tiger milk

Mateus rose

Liebfraumilch

No Babycham or Asti Spumante?

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"May I browse the wine list please ?

Hock

Blue nun

Tiger milk

Mateus rose

Liebfraumilch

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you have missed Barley wine and Cherry B off the list

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By *attersbyMan
10 weeks ago

cotswold

Oh I’ll go for the barley wine I think it’s been a long day

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
10 weeks ago

Bournemouth

If you lot don't behave in the next 14 mins (9.16pm) I will make you all watch Mrs Brown's boys on BBC,1 .

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By *attersbyMan
10 weeks ago

cotswold

What time is last orders?

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By *dstefiMan
10 weeks ago

Solihull

This is a really shit wine bar and I'm bringing my own Chateauneuf du Paper, and a really flinty Sauvignon Blanc.

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By *dstefiMan
10 weeks ago

Solihull

Pape FFS autocorrect!

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By *ichey6Man
9 weeks ago

aberdeen

Have you booked the Happy Mondays yet Guv?

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Yes they are booked for Bank holiday weekend.

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Colchester

Morning Richey😘

Peter, as the Blue Nun is now a posh COCKtail 🍸 bar, do we have any posh nosh?

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By *ichey6Man
9 weeks ago

aberdeen

Morning Emma, Uncle Knobhead left a bottle of Smirnoff in the grit box for me. Shall we!

I can smell Peter cooking the bacon in there, 'Oi Guv, throw us down a sarnie'

😭

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Someone was inpresonating Mr Humphrey (John Inman) last night and going up to Men in the 50s and asking them to measure their inside legs .some sad Man called called Dave from South Wiltshire as make a complaint to Daily Mail.

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By *ichey6Man
9 weeks ago

aberdeen

😭🥳😂

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By *ichey6Man
9 weeks ago

aberdeen

Can't you open up early Guv? Emma's nearly finished the bottle already!

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Can't you open up early Guv? Emma's nearly finished the bottle already! "
as soon as Father Murphy as finished Holy Communion I can open up the bar .

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By *ichey6Man
9 weeks ago

aberdeen

Nice one Guv. A nice cold glass of Buckfast awaits..

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Sunday lunch may be a bit late as someone as cum in the Yorkshire pudding but don't worry a man from Bacup in Lancashire is helping Police with their enquiry at at Halifax police station.

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By *ames TownMan
9 weeks ago

Bingley

Should have cooked it and called it a " Load in the Hole .(sorry)

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By *ichey6Man
9 weeks ago

aberdeen

I'm dehydrated Guv... any chance of a bottle of buckie? I'm outside the fire-escape.

Theres an old fella lurking who says he's a chef asking if you have any jobs going. Said his last job was at the 'Ging Gang Goolie' café...

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Bournemouth

As soon as the film called Laxdale Hall (a young Fulton Mackay 1952) as finished I will open up

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By *ichey6Man
9 weeks ago

aberdeen

Can't you throw down a chunk of pineapple then?

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Don't forget its the Y front appreciation society meeting tomorrow night on the Snugg.

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By *ichey6Man
9 weeks ago

aberdeen

Morning Guv. Is the Model Railway Display still on this weekend?

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Morning Guv. Is the Model Railway Display still on this weekend?

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yes it on and Pete Waterman might pop in

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By *ichey6Man
9 weeks ago

aberdeen

The Stars love The Nun.

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"The Stars love The Nun."
I was thinking of inviting Mrs Brown to the nun over the Bank holiday weekend but we might have a few protesters outside the pub demanding that she gets sent back to Dublin

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By *ichey6Man
9 weeks ago

aberdeen

A distinct possibility Guv. Biggins was keen on the role but he's never been able to carry the Irish accent off.

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By *evanianMan
9 weeks ago

Flintshire

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By *evanianMan
9 weeks ago

Flintshire

" I need a few suggestions for some fabguy cocktails "

Death Can Be Fatal:-

1 1⁄4 oz Southern Comfort

1 3⁄4 oz Orange Juice

3⁄4 oz Tequila

A hearty dash of Cointreau

Stir with ice, serve up garnished with a sprig of mint and a slice of lime.

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By *ichey6Man
9 weeks ago

aberdeen

A pint of Guinness please Guv...

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"A pint of Guinness please Guv...

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bloody hell is it St Patrick's day all ready

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By *ichey6Man
9 weeks ago

aberdeen

Lol.

This pesky heat innit Guv....

Uncle Knobhead was handing out fans to the Japanese tourists in W1 today...

'I give you fan, you give me the red one. No, no change'

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By *lipeminMan
9 weeks ago

luton

Ole knobbers gets around.

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By *ichey6Man
9 weeks ago

aberdeen

Private jet innit. Brian Blessed with him in the cockpit...😂

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By *lipeminMan
9 weeks ago

luton

Bet he was glad to get outta that jet.

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Bournemouth

I would like to put one thing straight about the rumour going around about Our poor Anne Widdlecombe being accused of being a Man will she a woman and we can prove it

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By *ichey6Man
9 weeks ago

aberdeen

😂😂😂👍

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By *lipeminMan
9 weeks ago

luton

Only one way to prove it Peter and I don't think you'd get many volunteers for that job

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
9 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Only one way to prove it Peter and I don't think you'd get many volunteers for that job

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don't worry I have ask a bald head man called Greg who use to work for the BBC to do the job

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
7 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Tonight entertainment at the Nun

Lady wrestling top of the bill Miss redhead Raynor v Old Anne Widdlecombe.plus meat and potato pie supper.

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By *lipeminMan
7 weeks ago

luton

What'no hors d'oeuvres!!

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
7 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"What'no hors d'oeuvres!!

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I might put so potted meat on some Ritz crackers to started with followed by a Manchester Tart (not Mrs Raynor)

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By *eedsbearmanMan
7 weeks ago

Leeds

Can I have a whisky sour without the sour

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Colchester

Peter, is it true that UKH has a delivery driver job with Uber and he is throwing McDonald's fries at people in the street? Anyway, can I have a large voddy and lemonade please?

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
7 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Peter, is it true that UKH has a delivery driver job with Uber and he is throwing McDonald's fries at people in the street? Anyway, can I have a large voddy and lemonade please?

xx"
no he's delivering kerbas for the Turkish takeaway and it cash only

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By *ichey6Man
6 weeks ago

aberdeen

Are the Happy Mondays still on tonight Guv? They need to get Anne up for a couple of songs...

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
6 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Are the Happy Mondays still on tonight Guv? They need to get Anne up for a couple of songs...

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yes happy Monday are on tonight plus we have a new barmaid called Angela and by heck she can make a lovely hotpot

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen

Son I'm 30

I only went with Knobhead's Mum cos she's dirty

And I don't have a decent bone in me

What you see is just what you get yeah

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

We have a guy from Liverpool in the bar who wants to be punished Which one of these punishment do you want him to have

1. Slap over the ass with the a wet piece of celery

2 made to share a room with uncle Knobhead

3 Wear a Rangers shirt all night

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By *ames TownMan
5 weeks ago

Bingley

No 2 , but only if UKH is wearing his fluorescent mankini ,

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5 weeks ago

Sex on a scabby A road

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen

No.3

He would be scarred for life Guv.

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By *lipeminMan
5 weeks ago

luton

Not so scarred when he gathers up all the pennies people throw at him,straight to the pub he'd go so no it's gotta be number 2

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

There a new member of staff starting tonight sobe nice to him he's just got a bit of jetlag and if anyone calls him Mandy consider yourself barred

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By *ames TownMan
5 weeks ago

Bingley

Is that ginger bint from up north ,who was on last Friday still working there Guv ,

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Is that ginger bint from up north ,who was on last Friday still working there Guv ,"
yes she is my profit are 100% up since she started

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen

We are Blue Nun

Super Blue Nun

No one likes us

We don't care

Uncle Knobhead giving it laldy on Shaftesbury Avenue this morning....

(In town to stand up to the dastardly lot)

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

Did you see that programme about the Forth Rail Bridge last night Guv?

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Did you see that programme about the Forth Rail Bridge last night Guv?

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I forgot to tape it as I didn't get back from Brixham until 930pm

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

"Did you see that programme about the Forth Rail Bridge last night Guv?

I forgot to tape it as I didn't get back from Brixham until 930pm "

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 It was an interesting watch. They still paint it with irn-bru🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Did you see that programme about the Forth Rail Bridge last night Guv?

I forgot to tape it as I didn't get back from Brixham until 930pm

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 It was an interesting watch. They still paint it with irn-bru🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿"
I did tape it after all found it in a different column

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Don't forget to night is fancy dress tonight the theme is Flawty tower's characters

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Uncle Knobhead as desided to apply for the Mayor of London job .what could possibly go wrong

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By *lipeminMan
3 weeks ago

luton

Made for the job

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By *ames TownMan
3 weeks ago

Bingley

"Don't forget to night is fancy dress tonight the theme is Flawty tower's characters "

Cant beat Flowery Twats ,

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Made for the job"
is first job if in power is to stop these pedalcabs from ripping off tourists

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

We are open all weekend and don't forget your ID cards are no entry ⛔⛔

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By *arkinSuffolkMan
3 weeks ago

Lowestoft

I would have a schnapps but afraid someone might mention the war so I will settle for a medium dry sherry and a straw

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By *ichey6Man
2 weeks ago

aberdeen

Is it Spin The Bottle tonight in the Snug,Guv?

I do hope so.

Emma, prepare to undress😝

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Poor old uncle Knobhead got a flag pole shub up is ass last night by a guy living in Portsmouth

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Colchester

"Is it Spin The Bottle tonight in the Snug,Guv?

I do hope so.

Emma, prepare to undress😝"

I always lose at things like this. People have said I lose on purpose

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

What about a game of hide the bottle xx

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By *eedsbearmanMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"What about a game of hide the bottle xx

Goes in green, comes out brown.

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"What about a game of hide the bottle xx

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hide the sausage is better

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

"What about a game of hide the bottle xx

hide the sausage is better "
not if it's one of the curly ones x

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Uncle Knobhead has just bought a old doctor weighing scales so I guess we will be starting up the Weight watching club again

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

" Uncle Knobhead has just bought a old doctor weighing scales so I guess we will be starting up the Weight watching club again "
how old was the doctor?x

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