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Discreet douches?

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By *moothshy OP   Man
2 weeks ago

A14 West corridor

So the chance to meet anyone is about the same as stumbling over a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow these days...

... but when I do have a potential opportunity, I would like to feel clean inside!

One can't really have 'Douche Direct' delivering a branded box through the post, or anything obvious hanging round the house, so are there any recommendations for 'discreet douches'?

e.g. any suitable bottles of stuff that can be washed and reused when finished?

I have seen the 'just take the shower head off and use the hose' comments, but I suspect I would break something... lol

Any comments gratefully received!

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By *dstefiMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

Showerhose works fine for me. You don't need to shove it right up your arse, just sort of plug your hole with it while running lukewarm water at lowish pressure. You'll feel the water going up you when you relax, then you can get rid, repeat and have a good final cleanup.

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By *eedsbearmanMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Karcher do a mini portable pressure washer

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By *dambi00Man
2 weeks ago

Leicestershire

Get a handheld bidet fitted into your toilet, it’s cleaner generally when going for a toilet and can be doubled up as a douche

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By *ust clareTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Settlewick,West Coast of Yorkshire

Neither Sarah Ferguson nor Megan Markle were very discreet

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By *dstefiMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

Lovehoney are generally pretty discreet with packaging.

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By *oosterladMan
2 weeks ago

ipswich

One litre engine oil container thoroughly cleaned with tube on top might suit?

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By *tokerY2OMan
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Just buy bottled water with a sports cap

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By *udistsubMan
2 weeks ago

S of Notts


"Just buy bottled water with a sports cap"

Good plan until you are looking for it and find it in the cupholder of wife’s car …… and you can’t remember whether you washed it properly … lol

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By *uffolkbiguy69Man
2 weeks ago

Newmarket


"Just buy bottled water with a sports cap"

And refill from the tap as necessary. A minute or so in the microwave will take the edge off!

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By *acyjones2Man
2 weeks ago

Bamber Bridge

A drinks bottle with a pop up top will do the job fine ."fuel" drinks are best .

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By *tephanie SomtimesTV/TS
2 weeks ago

South Derbyshire

A small reusable sauce bottle from the supermarket.

I use the brown one for brown sauce but you could use the one for ketchup

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By *azaMan
2 weeks ago

Walsall

Order one of Amazon and get it delivered to one of the lockers near you.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

You can get a shortish hose end which will fit most plastic bottles, think one of those wine savers with a 3 inch probe, and as others have said, a local locker for delivery

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By *ountainMan
2 weeks ago

ipswich

The fire brigade might help. Lol

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By *appylondonMan
2 weeks ago

West London


"Showerhose works fine for me. You don't need to shove it right up your arse, just sort of plug your hole with it while running lukewarm water at lowish pressure. You'll feel the water going up you when you relax, then you can get rid, repeat and have a good final cleanup. "

Which is what I do. I’ve used bulbs before, but the shower hose on a low pressure is much easier.

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By *amme!Man
2 weeks ago

on my travels!


"Showerhose works fine for me. You don't need to shove it right up your arse, just sort of plug your hole with it while running lukewarm water at lowish pressure. You'll feel the water going up you when you relax, then you can get rid, repeat and have a good final cleanup.

Which is what I do. I’ve used bulbs before, but the shower hose on a low pressure is much easier."

Always works for me, unless in a hotel where the shower head is on a fixed pipe above your head! 😅😇

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By *ardy62Man
2 weeks ago

Weymouth

Rocket air blower to clean cameras works well

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By *oose1Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Go to boots and a buy a rad syringe bulb , it’s about the same size as a anal douche

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By *eedsbearmanMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Rocket air blower to clean cameras works well"

Oh yes. Or a scud missile.

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By *ovetodress72TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Scotland

Bought mine from Lovehoney, delivered in a discreet box.

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By *ylieeshaTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Chichester

I use a metal douche wand (the insertion part 110mm x 20mm diameter). It has five spray holes in the end and screws onto the hose to replace the shower head. I can’t remember where I bought it from but is perfect. Is best when used with a combined bath mixer tap shower attachment rather than an overhead walk in shower cubicle so I can sit on the edge of the bath with my bum hanging over and move across to the loo to evacuate. After doing this 2 or 3 times and I’m virtually totally flushed clean I repeat a few times until I run absolutely cleanly into the bath with no residue evident. Works a treat and gets things moving if you’re ever a bit constipated too!

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By *luvnylonstockingsTV/TS
2 weeks ago

portsmouth


"I use a metal douche wand (the insertion part 110mm x 20mm diameter). It has five spray holes in the end and screws onto the hose to replace the shower head. I can’t remember where I bought it from but is perfect. Is best when used with a combined bath mixer tap shower attachment rather than an overhead walk in shower cubicle so I can sit on the edge of the bath with my bum hanging over and move across to the loo to evacuate. After doing this 2 or 3 times and I’m virtually totally flushed clean I repeat a few times until I run absolutely cleanly into the bath with no residue evident. Works a treat and gets things moving if you’re ever a bit constipated too! "

Got one off ebay .

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