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By *ottomslut0071 OP   Man
6 weeks ago

al over uk

Whats the normal eqitet in laybys sorry for the spelling

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By *adame BootsTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Tetbury

Get out of your car, walk into the woods, see if anyone follows you.

If they do, have fun

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By *V ShazTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Haydock

Or

Sit in car

Passenger Window down

Wait for action

Or

Sit in car

Passenger window down

Courtesy light on doing lips

Or

Sit in car

Watch for break lights in front

Flash you courtesy light

Enjoy

Or

Sit in car

Waste time

Go home

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By *andy321TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Okehampton

I normally walk around my car every 15 mins or so and see who approaches

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By *atureTransTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Waterlooville

Don't sit in the car, get out and if there are woods or cover, walk into those places.

Pretend to be having a piss, or if anyone walks towards you, rub you crotch.

That usually works.

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By *_nottslad_xTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Mansfield

I suppose it has to be one that’s got a reputation for being a meeting place and not some random place you choose

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By *lutbttm123Man
2 weeks ago

Paisley

Are there any laybys in the paisley/West end Glasgow area for afternoon fun??

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By *ressed4fun03TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Leics/Warks

I tend to dress as slutty as I dare then lean into my boot looking for something, hoping to hear a car door open and footsteps approach

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By *tephanie SomtimesTV/TS
2 weeks ago

South Derbyshire


"Sit in car

Waste time

Go home"

This is what most men do.

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By *hris4tvMan
2 weeks ago

liverpool

Again...

If you check the back of the nearest road sign there is usually a simple 1 2 3 step approach that locals provide...

1. Simply flash your internal light 5 times. On the 6th leave it on and make a fist to hand gesture if sub and an ok sign with your free hand index finger penetrating it if dom.

2. Sometimes this fails... if so simply beep your horn for 10-15 seconds after which you flash your lights 3 times rapidly. Whilst making gesture a. Or b. From item 1 above.

3. Vacate your car. To ensure this is viewed as non threatening remove your top and left shoe. Adopt the walking posture and gait of the bangles 1986 bangles hit walk like an Egyptian. When passing other vehicles stop and at an appropriate distance and make gesture a or b from item 1 whislt retaining intense eye contact. To avoid miscommunication laybys south of Watford require duck lips during this stage.

Should the occupant accept said gesture, simply elevate the thumb on the leading walk like and Egyptian hand and gesticulate in the direction of cover.

Warning... if the occupant follows without adopting the gait of popeye (walking without obtuse swinging of the forearms) they are likely the police and youre in a sting.

Otherwise... family's police and passers by will be nonplussed and youre sure to enjoy years of layby frolics as a result.

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By *ill_numbersMan
2 weeks ago

Leatherhead

@_hris4tv has nailed it. This should be made a sticky post for everyone to see.

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By *ose_QuartzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Berkshire

Chris4tv could not have put it any better. Not gonna lie I was unaware of the walking like an Egyptian bit though but will be doing from now on. 👌🏼👍🏼

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By *otterMan
2 weeks ago

Ellon

Christ4tv has definitely nailed it. The walk is the bit that a lot of guys forget. It’s very important as part of the whole ritual 😉

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By *arina.TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Kinkston Upon Hole

I just walk down the path and see who follows or who is already down there and they usually just whop their wangs out without me asking.

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