FabGuys.com forum: Excuses

By *trawberry Blonde 1 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Whitehaven

Apart from being blocked what's the worst, best or funniest excuse you've had for a now show.

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By *edMan
4 weeks ago

South Wales

I fell asleep…

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By *ickSeekerMan
4 weeks ago

Canterbury

My mum has locked herself out

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By *trawberry Blonde 1 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Whitehaven

"My mum has locked herself out"

That one is rather funny and pitiful lol

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By *rthsideguyMan
4 weeks ago

City Centre

Not in the mood now.

Need to go to the Vet with a friend.

Relative popped around unannounced

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By *tmguylookingMan
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield

I've only got 3 and a half miles of petrol left and you're 2 miles away. I can get to you but I wouldn't get home.

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By *hesaurusMan
4 weeks ago

newcastle under lyme

that's a good thing, wants an all nighter lol

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By *tmguylookingMan
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield

"that's a good thing, wants an all nighter lol"

More likely want me to give him some money to fill up on the way home... that's certainly not happening

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By *uck me in KentMan
4 weeks ago

Medway

Wife wants to go shopping

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By *ustOneBearMan
4 weeks ago

Neath

“Daughter had a baby last night”

Got upset when I asked “unexpectedly?“

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By *anDadBodMan
4 weeks ago

Speke

fell asleep

unexpected visitor

forgot

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By *ralBiguy63Man
4 weeks ago

manchester

Car crash, car broken down

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By *aid2TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Swindon

A suspicious number of cars have broken down over the years...

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

Several conkers fell from a tree at once, fell and twisted my ankle.

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By *lverston GuyMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol

Will you bring me fish and chips on your way home- got there and he said he was feeling unwell. Didn’t pay me for the chips!

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By *airycubnottsMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham

“I’m wearing white socks with slides and I don’t want to get my socks dirty walking from the car”

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

I've ran off to join a circus as a sword swallower.

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By *elloBottomHereeeMan
4 weeks ago

London

“Is today Thursday? Sorry I can’t now I thought today was Monday”

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By *amie2018cMan
4 weeks ago

North Cambs/W Norf

Sorry I’ve driven to the wrong postcode

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By *fourjMan
4 weeks ago

Here, there or somewhere nearish March

“I went to the gym and didn’t finish in time.” WTF! 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *eepeter4Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

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By *eepeter4Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

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By *eepeter4Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

I couldn't find my Gimp suit

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By *ensualblokeMan
4 weeks ago

Colchester/Waltham Abbey

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By *ensualblokeMan
4 weeks ago

Colchester/Waltham Abbey

Spilt my pot noodle on a newly fitted carpet and had to spend time cleaning it before the wife got back

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By *ornybisubslutMan
4 weeks ago

Coventry

I fear I’m guilty of a poor excuse. I had arranged a meet while working from home. Unfortunately I got pulled into a high level meeting. I was able to message the guy as I was being grilled.

Understandably he was pissed, ranted at me and blocked me understandably. I felt awful but I couldn’t explain.

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By *ibeariusMan
4 weeks ago

Greenock

I cum having a wank thinking about our meet and was too embarrassed to turn up

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By *it1984Man
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

They decided it was too far to drive, 5 minutes before they were due to arrive

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By *ardly blueMan
4 weeks ago

Perth

Had a ts cancel because it was too hot to get dressed.

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By *lokenexdoor2025Man
4 weeks ago

Ludlow

"“I’m wearing white socks with slides and I don’t want to get my socks dirty walking from the car”

Had same with a mm meet who knew we would be going into woods and didn’t want to dirty their white trainers

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By *hyna HutchMan
4 weeks ago

valleys

"“Daughter had a baby last night”

Got upset when I asked “unexpectedly?“"

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By *TopAsianMan
4 weeks ago

St Annes on the Sea

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By *cbassMan
4 weeks ago

deal

As I knocked on the door I heard swearing and no answer, by the time I got back to the car I had a message saying he acidently shat himself.

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By *ubguyinbriefsMan
4 weeks ago

Dublin

Had one recently, daughter called around unexpectedly at midnight and that's why he couldn't message me to say put meet yeh next day was cancelled

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By *etterbiggerMan
4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"Not in the mood now.

Need to go to the Vet with a friend.

Relative popped around unannounced "

I took the dog out before a meet to keep him quiet. He was attacked and ripped his skin. I had to take him to the vet. I cancelled saying what happened. I don't think he believed me

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By *orny_funMan
4 weeks ago

Swindon

Unexpected visitor

Meetings just gone into the diary

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By *it1984Man
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

"As I knocked on the door I heard swearing and no answer, by the time I got back to the car I had a message saying he acidently shat himself. "

😆😆😆😆

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By *manda-tvTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Having shaved totally smooth, dressed ready to meet 15 min before “I forgot I’d been invited to Sunday dinner snd can’t let them down”

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By *aul-itMan
4 weeks ago

saltdean

Pulled a ligament in foot walking the dog 300 mins before a meet

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By *arti G xTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Chandlers Ford

Had a message from a guy who had messaged a year before saying "can't meet as allergic to dogs" l didn't even have a dog at the time

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By *reakazoidMan
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Arranged a meet for 12pm yesterday all week messaged me. On the day he said can’t meet wife is up out off bed so can’t meet

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By *TopAsianMan
4 weeks ago

St Annes on the Sea

Felt too sick to message cancellation after a meal

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By *icky65555Man
4 weeks ago

Bradford

I think I’m getting a cold sore

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Best one to date was a pre-arranged meet. Then he messaged me the day before to apologise that he had forgotten that he was due in hospital, for major surgery, around the time we should have been meeting. Sounded a bit suspicious but I wished him luck via a message. He thanked me, said he'd be out of action for a month but hoped we could meet when he had recovered. Never heard from him again. The other funny thing was he was still online at the time he was supposed to be in surgery!

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By *ickSeekerMan
4 weeks ago

Canterbury

"Best one to date was a pre-arranged meet. Then he messaged me the day before to apologise that he had forgotten that he was due in hospital, for major surgery, around the time we should have been meeting. Sounded a bit suspicious but I wished him luck via a message. He thanked me, said he'd be out of action for a month but hoped we could meet when he had recovered. Never heard from him again. The other funny thing was he was still online at the time he was supposed to be in surgery!"

Well, easily done, to forget about when you're in for major surgery 😆🤣. I was going to offer condolences when you say "never heard from him again "! But....unless he forgot to sign off before he went into the theatre? 😆. 'My' example pales into insignificance: arranged meeting at 10 for me to visit. He messages a little before: 'my daughter has turned up unannounced let's meet at 12'. He then messaged: 'Daughter has come back! Let's do 4pm'. And at 3:30 (yes, you guessed!) : Pesky daughter is back again!!! Nuke button actioned 💥🧨💣

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By *fourjMan
4 weeks ago

Here, there or somewhere nearish March

"I think I’m getting a cold sore "

I sympathise. Frustrating for both of you. I wouldn’t risk it either.

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By *fourjMan
4 weeks ago

Here, there or somewhere nearish March

"As I knocked on the door I heard swearing and no answer, by the time I got back to the car I had a message saying he acidently shat himself. "

That’s embarrassing. Douching, ageing and illness can make that happen. At least it wasn’t while you were rimming him or he was straddling you!

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By *llover4cockMan
4 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Drove 20 mins to a postcode, to be told the door number when I got there.

Guy went silent.

When I got home went him an angry message and he said he saw me in my car and thought I was too good looking for him!

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By *lguy3030Man
4 weeks ago

Skibb, West Cork

I just woke up. Sent to me at 15:30, after we’d arranged to meet at 12:00

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By *0thirtyMan
4 weeks ago

Redhill

OMG I’m laughing out loud at these - they’re bonkers ! Also because I know the comments aren’t made up - this is the actual BS that guys come out with lol .

How about when they do show but want a sudden reason to dash off - “ Can we be super quick - my wife’s on her way back from Tesco ! “ - “ Right now we know each other is genuine can we just give each other a verification and leave - there’s no need to actually have sex , is there mate ? “ - “ shhhh be very quiet - you’ll wake my daughter sleeping ! “

And once I actually had to say … erm can you put the dog away in another room - it’s staring at me sucking you off and it’s putting me off ! “

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By *eanDevizesMan
4 weeks ago

Devizes

" Sorry I can't come out to meet you now as my landlord has just turned up ".

This was 3.15 in the morning and I had just driven a hour and a bit to get there .😂😂

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By *untimesfuckingMan
4 weeks ago

Newport

"I've run out of toilet paper so my dad is on his way over"

"I need to go home, my printer ran out of paper and I need to print something for work"

"I've decided I'm a bottom on the way over, would you fuck me instead?"

And my personal favourite -

"The pharmacy ran out of condoms and so has asda, must be a shortage. Can I fuck you bare?"

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By *rownriverMan
4 weeks ago

Crawley

Don’t forget that it’s not okay for anyone to continually be inconsiderate, disrespectful, or hurtful toward you. Empathy is a beautiful thing, but you can't use it to keep making excuses for terrible behavior.

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By *adbod22Man
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

After 157 messages and arranging a meet, he messages in the afternoon stating his grandfather had become ill and he needed to take him to the GP's surgery, as by a stroke of luck he had managed to get a GP's appointment that same evening. For the next 2 days he was online here, as if he didn't know me. That said it all. Just a time waster.

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By *ayPonty1Man
4 weeks ago

Pontypridd

"Wife wants to go shopping "

My wife has come back home

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By *ecretbottom42Man
4 weeks ago

Whitstable

I've got to take my cat to the vet

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By *ylons22Man
4 weeks ago

Wolverley & Tipton

had to take his mother to church, also had one saying I'm just not feeling the gayness this morning

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By *arrogateDadMan
4 weeks ago

Harrogate

"I fell asleep… "

Annoying as it is, can’t really argue with that One

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By *ldspiritMan
4 weeks ago

nottingham

That he got called into work in the way to meeting you despite it stating in his profile that he was retired and he had mentioned the same in previous messages. Blocked when I pointed that one out!

Another one is a profile stated gay, single, happy to to travel etc… after arranging a meet and no show messaged him only to be told that he can’t meet because he is a full time carer to his wife who had a stroke 14 years ago!

The list goes on…. Typical online 🔔ends!

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By *uck me in KentMan
4 weeks ago

Medway

"Wife wants to go shopping

My wife has come back home"

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By *hyna HutchMan
4 weeks ago

valleys

"I fell asleep…

Annoying as it is, can’t really argue with that One

Everyone loves a nap. 😴

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

"OMG I’m laughing out loud at these - they’re bonkers ! Also because I know the comments aren’t made up - this is the actual BS that guys come out with lol .

And once I actually had to say … erm can you put the dog away in another room - it’s staring at me sucking you off and it’s putting me off ! “ "

That reminds me of one guy who did turn up and we did have sex though very hurried. He had told his wife he was going to browse around Tesco about a mile from his home. Instead he drove 17 miles to have sex with me. Nice guy but talk about a brief meet.

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By *oeevMan
4 weeks ago

Worthing

I did once arrange to go to a guys house about 5 mins walk from my flat, but in a world if my own turned right out my place instead of left... had walked about 10 mins not seeing the road name (prior to google maps) before realising my error. Rushed back the other way and got there and he said he thought I had bottled out and so arranged with someone else as well... so worked out in the end with a 3sum.

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By *Aguy2022Man
4 weeks ago

Littlehampton

Suddenly remembered that i said I would pick someone up...

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By *itherMan
4 weeks ago

Leeds

The gas man cometh!

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By *wood400Man
4 weeks ago

Blackpool

Years ago I cycled to meet a guy at his place got there and knocked on the door no answer at all all curtains where shut I waited about 10 minutes once I left he messaged me saying he didn't hear the doorbell I didn't see a doorbell.

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By *lenheimMan
4 weeks ago

Woodstock

A guy kept messaging me to arrange a meet, forgetting that he had tried three times before, and every time he cancelled because his mother had died.

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By *usicmanxxxMan
4 weeks ago

skem

Been called into work

He forgot he’d already said he was on a factory shutdown for 2 weeks

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