FabGuys.com forum: Today’s bad jokes

By *rownriver OP Man
4 weeks ago

Crawley

I recently bought a wig made entirely from bum hairs, but it keeps blowing off!

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By *ornyoldfellaMan
4 weeks ago

Thornton-Cleveleys

I phoned the local Chinese , guy on the other end said, hi I'm Wan kin the chef . I said no worries mate I'll call back later.

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By *rownriver OP Man
4 weeks ago

Crawley

I've just made a satellite dish out of a dustbin lid, and now all I'm getting on the TV is a load of rubbish...

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By *lexieMan
4 weeks ago

Just north of Southampton

"I've just made a satellite dish out of a dustbin lid, and now all I'm getting on the TV is a load of rubbish...

I paid for and installed a very expensive top of the line dish... and I'm getting a load of rubbish too!

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

I was polishing this old lamp when out popped a genii and granted me three wishes. I said I would like a country cottage, a new career and above all to be happy.

Now I am living in that country cottage but having to share it with six weird tiny guys who are obsessed with some girl in a glass coffin. I'm also having to work 12 hours a day in a mine with them.

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By *rownriver OP Man
4 weeks ago

Crawley

I married a military woman from Switzerland.

I now have my own Swiss army wife

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By *opster77Man
4 weeks ago

Wantage

Superb thread! : )

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By *rownriver OP Man
4 weeks ago

Crawley

I tried to buy an electric unicycle with my debit card today but got the message “insufficient balance”.

How does my bank know about my clumsiness?

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By *excessMan
4 weeks ago

Sleaford

Doctor, every time I break wind it sounds like "honda"

Ah yes you have a stomach abscess

An abscess?

Yes you know what they say, abscess make the fart go honda!

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By *rownriver OP Man
4 weeks ago

Crawley

I went to my local Inconvenience shop today.

It’s 63 miles away and only opens from 12-12:30 every 3rd Tuesday.

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By *rownriver OP Man
4 weeks ago

Crawley

I was having my car serviced and the fella said your brakes are faulty but I can’t get the part I need till Friday, so he made the horn louder.

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