The pen

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By *rownriver OP Man
4 weeks ago

Crawley

A female employee got an expensive pen as a birthday gift from her boss.

She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email.

Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.

The email said: Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it.

Thanks a lot.!

Moral: A "space" is an essential part of English grammar!!

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By *andomguy321Man
4 weeks ago

reading

The Penis more mighty than hisword?

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By *our-slaveMan
4 weeks ago

nottingham

"A female employee got an expensive pen as a birthday gift from her boss.

She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email.

Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.

Thanks a lot.!

Moral: A "space" is an essential part of English grammar!! "

As is an apostrophe:

When you know your shit

When you know you’re shit

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By *awihMan
4 weeks ago

Aldershot

Www.penisland.net Perhaps that is where the pen came from 🤣

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By *leepflowerMan
4 weeks ago

Leek

Donald Trump - therapist.

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