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"Err no , but I can recommend some toilet paper and wet wipes "Haha, I'd recommend the same advice, i can vouch an Ariel POD shifts pretty much any body stains tho. | |||
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"Err no , but I can recommend some toilet paper and wet wipes "😆 🤣 😂 😹 | |||
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"jocks. " I get you but they're just not sexy like a pretty thong (to me at least, YMMV). | |||
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"Panty liners " Up the butt crack with a thong? Don't think so! | |||
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"Take them down to the river and bash them with a stone for tough stains. "Except I live in Birmingham. Have you seen our rivers? I wouldn't even wish them on Donald Trump. | |||
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"I use a product called oxy active add to wash in machine or by hand most supermarkets sell it xx " The pink stuff. Used it to get rid of the brown stuff. | |||
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"The pink stuff. Used it to get rid of the brown stuff." For some reason that reminds me of a snooker joke  | |||
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"The pink stuff. Used it to get rid of the brown stuff. For some reason that reminds me of a snooker joke ""And it looks like he's going for the brown off the pink into the bottom left pocket" "Ohhhh and he's just missed" | |||
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""And it looks like he's going for the brown off the pink into the bottom left pocket" "Ohhhh and he's just missed"" Or the one I remember: Jimmy"Whirlwind" White asks Alex "Hurricane" Higgins how he got so fast. Alex says "I just imagine the missus on all fours, ready and gagging for it. Only trouble is sometimes I lose it and forget whether to go for the pink or the brown". | |||
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"Take them down to the river and bash them with a stone for tough stains.
Except I live in Birmingham. Have you seen our rivers? I wouldn't even wish them on Donald Trump."Lol. x | |||
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I only use my washing machine for the spin cycle, they are practically dry after a 10 min spin. Dont get me started on baseball caps, mine look brand new after ive followed my cleaning steps and reshaping method. Ive just realised how sad I am lol   | |||
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"Get a bucket fill with warm water. Put in a scoop of Vanish Oxi Action. There are two versions of this stuff one for whites one for coloured its in a tub. Put skids in the bucket and agitate for a minute. Then leave for max 6 hours. Empty bucket and rinse skids then chuck in washing machine and wash on normal washing load. Will all be gone and looking fresh and new. You can skip the washing machine if you want and fill bucket again and put in 2 tablespoons of Ariel liquid, my favourite its the original one. Agitate for a minute or so and leave for at least an hour. Longer the better. Empty bucket and rinse skids and dry as normal. Works every time and saves on electric bill. You shouldn't need to scrub or go crazy, let the Vanish and Ariel do its job. Also get a stain pre treater like Shout in a spray bottle, keep it by your clothes bin and spray any stains you see before you put in the bin. Makes life even easier. Drying out, time and heat are your enemy when dealing with stains. I read a book on it from a dry cleaner when I was bored. I love washing stuff now I only use my washing machine for the spin cycle, they are practically dry after a 10 min spin. Dont get me started on baseball caps, mine look brand new after ive followed my cleaning steps and reshaping method. Ive just realised how sad I am lol "Awesome reply, thanks for taking the time! | |||
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"Take them down to the river and bash them with a stone for tough stains.
Except I live in Birmingham. Have you seen our rivers? I wouldn't even wish them on Donald Trump."Turning into the Ganges, I expect | |||
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"Get a small piece of flexible tubing from a hardware store or aquarium supplier and slide it over the arse-cleft gusset-string to protect it from your manly bum hole. "Fixed it for you! | |||
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"Have a séance; see if you can contact Kim Woodburn for some advice. Although I suspect she would suggest: "wash your dirty bum you filthy beggar!" "Yeah but it's not practical to wash it six times a day is it? | |||
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"Bidet?" Strangely we're not provided with bidets at work. No, I don't fucking know why either. | |||
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"Bidet? Strangely we're not provided with bidets at work. No, I don't fucking know why either." Sports water bottle it is then | |||
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"All these tips, can you not just have a clean arse?? Wash it after after you've had a shit? maybe it's a sign that thongs belong On a female, and they don't have skids, because they don't shit 🤷♂️🤘" Thanks for that considered advice. I do pay it serious attention in the shower but if you'd read the original post you'd have noticed I mentioned daily wear, like 24/7 daily. Also, female? Does the word woman scare you? And a bit of life experience has taught me that womens' metabolisms work about the same as mens'. | |||
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"Sports water bottle it is then" Excellent tip. Evian or just supermarket own brand? Can you tell the difference with the good stuff? | |||
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"Blow torch "I guess it'd solve the intractable problem of yes, I shave the pubes but just can't reach the nether end, nor trust myself back there with the razor | |||
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"Sports water bottle it is then Excellent tip. Evian or just supermarket own brand? Can you tell the difference with the good stuff?" Carbonated if you want an extra bit of pizzazz around the hoop | |||
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"All these tips, can you not just have a clean arse?? Wash it after after you've had a shit? maybe it's a sign that thongs belong On a female, and they don't have skids, because they don't shit 🤷♂️🤘 Thanks for that considered advice. I do pay it serious attention in the shower but if you'd read the original post you'd have noticed I mentioned daily wear, like 24/7 daily. Also, female? Does the word woman scare you? And a bit of life experience has taught me that womens' metabolisms work about the same as mens'. " Nope, I've never known a female, nor a woman, have a dirty thong. Must just be you, as I said, an Ariel pod will sort it! | |||
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"Carbonated if you want an extra bit of pizzazz around the hoop" Maybe I should just skip straight to Prosecco. The ladies like it, allegedly, and they don't have to worry about this issue like we do, allegedly, so there must be a connection. Correlation vs causality and all that. | |||
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"All these tips, can you not just have a clean arse?? Wash it after after you've had a shit? maybe it's a sign that thongs belong On a female, and they don't have skids, because they don't shit 🤷♂️🤘 Thanks for that considered advice. I do pay it serious attention in the shower but if you'd read the original post you'd have noticed I mentioned daily wear, like 24/7 daily. Also, female? Does the word woman scare you? And a bit of life experience has taught me that womens' metabolisms work about the same as mens'. Nope, I've never known a female, nor a woman, have a dirty thong. Must just be you, as I said, an Ariel pod will sort it!" Without wanting this to become a wankfest for the bis on here, I once went into a flatmates room for something and her knickers were lying on the floor with a very conspicuous stripe on them - to this day she doesn't know she is referred to as "Skiddy" to mutual friends | |||
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"I once went into a flatmates room for something and her knickers were lying on the floor with a very conspicuous stripe on them - to this day she doesn't know she is referred to as "Skiddy" to mutual friends" FFS, you just disproved the poster above's hypothesis that women are somehow naturally cleaner than us disgusting filthy males! | |||
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"I once went into a flatmates room for something and her knickers were lying on the floor with a very conspicuous stripe on them - to this day she doesn't know she is referred to as "Skiddy" to mutual friends FFS, you just disproved the poster above's hypothesis that women are somehow naturally cleaner than us disgusting filthy males! " She was/is a ginger - they're special | |||
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"Vanish soap bar, dipped in warm water, and rubbed on the "affected" area until it can be seen to have a generous covering, then soak the garment in warm water (hand hot), for at least half an hour before a wash. Heavily "soiled" areas should be hand washed before the normal wash. It may take a few washes to remove all stains using the above method. " It would probably be cheaper and far less laborious to buy them from somewhere like Primark (do they sell them?) and chuck them when they get grubby | |||
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"It would probably be cheaper and far less laborious to buy them from somewhere like Primark (do they sell them?) and chuck them when they get grubby" Well yeah but I'm not down with disposable fast fashion, and also have expensive tastes. You can definitely tell the difference between cheap underwear and something you've spent more than the price of a pint on. | |||
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"It would probably be cheaper and far less laborious to buy them from somewhere like Primark (do they sell them?) and chuck them when they get grubby Well yeah but I'm not down with disposable fast fashion, and also have expensive tastes. You can definitely tell the difference between cheap underwear and something you've spent more than the price of a pint on." You could definitely leave them somewhere discreet, there seems to be a huge appetite for used thongs - cut off the labels and sew in an Agent Provocateur label your arse will never know | |||
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"You could definitely leave them somewhere discreet, there seems to be a huge appetite for used thongs - cut off the labels and sew in an Agent Provocateur label your arse will never know" I have thought about this but honestly I think the buyer's market is for vaginal discharge, not my bum print | |||
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