FabGuys.com forum: Salad Days

By *ay075 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol and North Somerset area

Someone on here sent me a pic of himself with a cucumber up his bum - which I really did not want to see.

Surely this is not the correct method of getting your five a day.

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By *arridMan
3 weeks ago

Brighton

Reminds me of an old Ken Dodd joke:

“What a day, what a gay day for sticking a cucumber through the vicars letter box and shouting ‘Look out! The Martians are coming!”

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By *tar33Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Oh dear, I thought this was going to be about our home-grown fruit & veg. My plums and gherkins did extremely well this year, and I still have plenty ripe tomatoes, which I plan to dry and preserve.

The success of my Scotch Bonnet Chillies has also been very welcome.

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By *ay075 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol and North Somerset area

I think there might be a bit of sub-text and a few double-entendres there!

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By *ildwestheroMan
3 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Amazed it got approved. The mods must have relaxed the rules

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By *ay075 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol and North Somerset area

Had to delete it. One of those nightmare pics which once seen never goes away!

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By *ynxguyMan
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Forward it to me!

I love big insertions

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By *awihMan
3 weeks ago

Aldershot

"Someone on here sent me a pic of himself with a cucumber up his bum - which I really did not want to see.

Surely this is not the correct method of getting your five a day.

Wait until they send you one with a marrow up there 😱

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By *ay075 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol and North Somerset area

No wonder A&E departments are so busy!

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By *antylover4funMan
3 weeks ago

fuerteventura Not

Like to have my salad tossed ....nudge nudge wink wink lol

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By *ovecock4Man
3 weeks ago

grimsby

I’m thinking it could have been so much worse, and he could have used a marrow lol.

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By *upertedMan
3 weeks ago

Nelson

So many with such little decorum.

What's that line from Doris in Gavin & Stacey: "Don't go giving him the whole farm...!"

🥒 🥗

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By *ose_QuartzTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Berkshire

And there was me thinking this thread was referring to a Minor Threat album 🫣

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By *ovecock4Man
3 weeks ago

grimsby

And doesn’t bamboo grow really really quickly or something ?

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By *dstefiMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull

I thought it might be a reference to the classic Python sketch ("as directed by Sam Peckinpah")

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