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"Interest to know who you would find challenging wanks. My list (not in any particular order) Miriam Margoleyes Alison Hammond Kathy Burke Rachel Reeves Diane Abbot Laura Davies" you have missed Anne Widdlecombe of the list | |||
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"Any guy in women's clothing. Sorry to those who enjoy it, but as a gay man I want any man I have fun with to look like a man."  | |||
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"Interest to know who you would find challenging wanks. My list (not in any particular order) Miriam Margoleyes Alison Hammond Kathy Burke Rachel Reeves Diane Abbot Laura Davies" Well that's a list to cure anyone of premature ejaculation. You're welcome all of them. | |||
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"What a weird list. Only recently found out that Jeremy Corbyn was shagging Diane Abbott. " "Found out"? Please do cite your impeccable sources, I can't wait. | |||
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"Miriam Margoyles voice the cadbury's caramel rabbit. I don't find that hard to wank over at all." Ooh I never knew that. | |||
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"Elton John x" While I certainly would find an Elton wank challenging, I warmed to him massively on hearing the following story (true, allegedly). At some awards beano or other, Bob Dylan was chatting to Elton and says "That song of yours Tiny Dancer. It's got such a great chorus but why on earth do you make the listener wait so long for it?" Elton supposedly replies "So Bob, you know when you're having a REALLY good wank, so good you don't want it to end too quickly? That's why." | |||
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"Elton John x While I certainly would find an Elton wank challenging, I warmed to him massively on hearing the following story (true, allegedly). At some awards beano or other, Bob Dylan was chatting to Elton and says "That song of yours Tiny Dancer. It's got such a great chorus but why on earth do you make the listener wait so long for it?" Elton supposedly replies "So Bob, you know when you're having a REALLY good wank, so good you don't want it to end too quickly? That's why."" actually as performer I think he's excellent, just not wank material x | |||
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"To reiterate, Miriam Margolyes is a well known lesbian, so doubtless could not give less of a shit whether some pathetic loser on a gay site trying to impress some slightly less gay men is wanking over her or not. Sometimes this fucking place makes me laugh and despair equally. " Down, Tiger!! 🤣🤣 | |||
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"To reiterate, Miriam Margolyes is a well known lesbian, so doubtless could not give less of a shit whether some pathetic loser on a gay site trying to impress some slightly less gay men is wanking over her or not. Sometimes this fucking place makes me laugh and despair equally. Down, Tiger!! 🤣🤣" It just boils my piss when I see blatant misogyny on a gay site. OK, so it's meant to be about man appreciation so why does it keep coming back to women? Whether it's leching over them like they only exist for the male gaze or trash talking them because they patently don't. | |||
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"Elton John x While I certainly would find an Elton wank challenging, I warmed to him massively on hearing the following story (true, allegedly). At some awards beano or other, Bob Dylan was chatting to Elton and says "That song of yours Tiny Dancer. It's got such a great chorus but why on earth do you make the listener wait so long for it?" Elton supposedly replies "So Bob, you know when you're having a REALLY good wank, so good you don't want it to end too quickly? That's why."" "Supposedly"? Please do cite your impeccable sources, I can't wait. | |||
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"I do like a challenge Done Rachel reeves by choice… I know I’m a sick puppy lol Was not a challenge Just done Alison Hammond struggled to be honest but got their after finding a pic of her in a pink number Who next off the list will bang one out before bed lol" how about Rusty Lee | |||
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"I do like a challenge Done Rachel reeves by choice… I know I’m a sick puppy lol Was not a challenge Just done Alison Hammond struggled to be honest but got their after finding a pic of her in a pink number Who next off the list will bang one out before bed lolhow about Rusty Lee " UKH x | |||
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"I do like a challenge Done Rachel reeves by choice… I know I’m a sick puppy lol Was not a challenge Just done Alison Hammond struggled to be honest but got their after finding a pic of her in a pink number Who next off the list will bang one out before bed lolhow about Rusty Lee " Now that’s a challenge wank | |||
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"Elton John x While I certainly would find an Elton wank challenging, I warmed to him massively on hearing the following story (true, allegedly). At some awards beano or other, Bob Dylan was chatting to Elton and says "That song of yours Tiny Dancer. It's got such a great chorus but why on earth do you make the listener wait so long for it?" Elton supposedly replies "So Bob, you know when you're having a REALLY good wank, so good you don't want it to end too quickly? That's why." "Supposedly"? Please do cite your impeccable sources, I can't wait." OK. 2019 Guardian article, penned under Alex Petridis. Celebrity Q&As for Elton John. Cited in full below: In the song Tiny Dancer, did you work your way up to the cathartic chorus gradually, spontaneously, or did you have it thought out from the start? Bob Dylan Bob Dylan, singer-songwriter This is a very good question. Tiny Dancer has a really long lyric, a very cinematic, California-in-the-early-70s lyric, so it had two verses and a middle eight before it even gets to the chorus, and it lent itself to a long buildup. The middle eight sets it up well, then it slows down for a moment – “when I say softly, slowly…” That line suggested a big chorus. I don’t remember much about writing it, but I do remember trying to make it sound as Californian as possible. Writing a song like that’s a bit like having a wank, really. You want the climax to be good, but you don’t want it to be over too quickly – you want to work your way up to it. Bernie’s lyric took such a long time to get to the chorus, I thought, “Fuck, the chorus had better be something special when it finally arrives.” And it’s “here I come”, literally. | |||
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"I do like a challenge Done Rachel reeves by choice… I know I’m a sick puppy lol Was not a challenge Just done Alison Hammond struggled to be honest but got their after finding a pic of her in a pink number Who next off the list will bang one out before bed lolhow about Rusty Lee UKH x" someone on here has done that and got the T shirt to prove it | |||
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"To reiterate, Miriam Margolyes is a well known lesbian, so doubtless could not give less of a shit whether some pathetic loser on a gay site trying to impress some slightly less gay men is wanking over her or not. Sometimes this fucking place makes me laugh and despair equally. Down, Tiger!! 🤣🤣 It just boils my piss when I see blatant misogyny on a gay site. OK, so it's meant to be about man appreciation so why does it keep coming back to women? Whether it's leching over them like they only exist for the male gaze or trash talking them because they patently don't. " I don't understand this constant need for some to tell everyone they don't fancy cd/tv's on the forums. Are they trying to prove how gay they are..? The OP to me sounded clearly about naming celebrities or famous people so everyone can discuss the their view about their choice and present thier own list. I don't think OP was looking for a whole faceless section of society to discuss ones prejudices. | |||
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"I don't understand this constant need for some to tell everyone they don't fancy cd/tv's on the forums. Are they trying to prove how gay they are..? The OP to me sounded clearly about naming celebrities or famous people so everyone can discuss the their view about their choice and present thier own list. I don't think OP was looking for a whole faceless section of society to discuss ones prejudices." I am actually a CD and bi, so have zero need or desire to be gayer or manlier than anyone. I just despise misogyny, even if disguised as banter. I fucking know what it is when I see it. It's just as bad as homophobia, maybe more so because it's already so institutionalised. I don't have any problem with gay guys not fancying women. Why would they? Not their bag. | |||
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"I don't understand this constant need for some to tell everyone they don't fancy cd/tv's on the forums. Are they trying to prove how gay they are..? The OP to me sounded clearly about naming celebrities or famous people so everyone can discuss the their view about their choice and present thier own list. I don't think OP was looking for a whole faceless section of society to discuss ones prejudices. I am actually a CD and bi, so have zero need or desire to be gayer or manlier than anyone. I just despise misogyny, even if disguised as banter. I fucking know what it is when I see it. It's just as bad as homophobia, maybe more so because it's already so institutionalised. I don't have any problem with gay guys not fancying women. Why would they? Not their bag. " I was referring to some other posts on the thread. | |||
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