FabGuys.com forum: Funniest "It's not gay if..."

By *airyandbelliedbottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

Barrow-in-Furness

If your butts don't touch

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
3 weeks ago

Blackpool

"If your butts don't touch"

If you don't kiss

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By *airyandbelliedbottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

Barrow-in-Furness

If his cock is really beautiful

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Hook

... he's wearing women's clothes.

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By *ewBrumBiMan
3 weeks ago

Birmingham B15

Someone else tells you to do it

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By *ICOCK65Man
3 weeks ago

Chelmsford

If you only suck cock

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By *amie420Man
3 weeks ago

laxey

If you don’t push back

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By *astguy7Man
3 weeks ago

Ross-on-Wye

If I'm wearing my wife's knickers. Oldest fib ever.

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By *IPMANMan
3 weeks ago

FULHAM

It's not gay if you have a kick about with the lads every Sunday

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By *IPMANMan
3 weeks ago

FULHAM

Rimming each other isn't really queer if you don't kiss him afterwards

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By *airyandbelliedbottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

Barrow-in-Furness

If your just two guys who wanna hang out in the bed you share together

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By *uncan48Man
3 weeks ago

South Northants

Oh my days! Reminds me of all those str8 lads at College….

“It not gay if I only put the tip in your bum”

“It not gay if I keep my footy socks & boots on”

“It not gay if I keep my socks on”

🤣

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By *im le2Man
3 weeks ago

aylestone leic

It's not gay if you go sloppy seconds.

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By *rpepperMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

You are only gay if you push back!

Im not gay, but my boyfriend is!

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By *rownriverMan
3 weeks ago

Crawley

I’m not gay but just happy to see you all

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By *ardly blueMan
3 weeks ago

Perth

It's not gay if nobody finds out

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By *ustychubb46ETV/TS
3 weeks ago

LONDON

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By *ldmanMan
3 weeks ago

Rawcliffe Bridge.

If you don't swallow.

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By *ustychubb46ETV/TS
3 weeks ago

LONDON

It's not Gay if you don't ladder your stockings

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By *ustPeekinMan
3 weeks ago

Alresford

It’s not gay if you don’t take it. I’ve actually heard that from someone.

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By *ldmanMan
3 weeks ago

Rawcliffe Bridge.

It's not gay, when he cums in you, if you have your fingers crossed!

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By *ntoniaslutTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Guildford

If my wife says it’s ok

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By *astDevonGuyMan
3 weeks ago

East Devon

If he doesn’t cum in your mouth

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By *autiously_curiousMan
3 weeks ago

Craigavon

... you don't look directly at his cock or make eye contact

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By *otsure03Man
3 weeks ago

witney

If your blindfolded

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By *raig_KJMan
3 weeks ago

Southport

Unless your balls touch

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By *ickSeekerMan
3 weeks ago

Canterbury

...if he doesn't kiss you"

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By *ndsotobedMan
3 weeks ago

Towcester

I’m not gay, but I think my husband is

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By *angerEdMan
3 weeks ago

Bexleyheath

I'm not gay but a mouth is a mouth right. Oh and when you let me in be naked behind the door

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By *airyandbelliedbottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

Barrow-in-Furness

"It’s not gay if you don’t take it. I’ve actually heard that from someone. "

Similarly I've heard it's not gay if you don't do anal and that is how I sucked off my first straight schoolmate - he got wrecked on whiskey and "couldn't remember it the next day" aha

If you're just 2 fluffybums having fun

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By *sal paulMan
3 weeks ago

Walton

If you sit on my face and say lick

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

If you spin your arms when you're running x

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Hook

... if he's a priest

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

If you only help them out the weekend when their busy

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By *urple beretMan
3 weeks ago

Belfast

You don’t swallow O:-

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By *ICOCK65Man
3 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Kissing

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By *ove2wankMan
3 weeks ago

Field of Dreams, Worcs

An ex girlfriend would fuck me with a dildo but not a realistic looking one cos that would be gay...

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By *airyandbelliedbottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

Barrow-in-Furness

"You don’t swallow O:-

Then I must be super gay aha

If you sing God save the King while

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By *autiously_curiousMan
3 weeks ago

Craigavon

...if you throw salt over your should and think of your own cock only

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By *orny747Man
3 weeks ago

andover

Your not gay if you keep one foot on the ground.

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By *W9DaddyMan
3 weeks ago

Richmond

If you are d*unk

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By *0yguyMan
3 weeks ago

Cumberland

If you wear a condom to get sucked off.

(A guy did that to me last week)

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By *hubbyman10Man
3 weeks ago

Bloxwich

If you close your eyes and think of England as he pushes his cock up your arse

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By *ubberlovemeTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

He's thinking of his 'lovely' wife who's 'too good for [him]' as he cums inside you lol

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By *ildwestheroMan
3 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

It's not gay if he doesn't bring you flowers and asks you to marry him.

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By *3versMan
3 weeks ago

glasgow

If you're only attracted to cock and not the man attached to it

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By *raig_KJMan
3 weeks ago

Southport

If you ‘accidentally’ dropped the soap.

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By *iley_Starr115TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Alot of "straight" guys think it's not gay if they're the top. Sorry to break it to you

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By *awihMan
3 weeks ago

Aldershot

A lot of guys “say” their “straight”, well it doesn’t make it so if they are having any type of sex with another man (in fact if they are straight WTF are they doing here in the first place) - so why don’t they just stop lying to themselves and everyone else and admit that they are at least Bi.

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By *udi222Man
3 weeks ago

Harrogate

"I'm not attracted to guys but I like another cock to play with occasionally". Heard that one a few times.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

It's not gay if you don't push back, but cock is too addictive so eventually you will be!!!

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By *tmguylookingMan
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

I got this message once from a guy on here... It's not gay if it's another straight guy, that's why I only meet married men.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Straight lol once they have cock they'll be trapped on the road to gayness and there's no turning back

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By *urioussucker82Man
3 weeks ago

sheffield

It’s not gay if the wife is watching

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Totally is

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By *raig_KJMan
3 weeks ago

Southport

It’s not gay, If a woman sucks your cock

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By *eepeter4Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

You vote for Nigel Farage

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By *ockanonamasMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester

It's not gay if the balls don't touch 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Any man on man is gay

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By *aggonerMan
3 weeks ago

Malvern

It’s not gay if he doesn’t enjoy it

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By *eefandfurMan
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Apparently it's not gay if your wife forced you to do it by closing up shop.

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By *pping Bi BlokeMan
2 weeks ago

Loughton

I’m not gay, but I think the guy sucking my cock might be.

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By *tmguylookingMan
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield

"I’m not gay, but I think the guy sucking my cock might be.

No he's not!!!.. he didn't tell you his real name

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

I’m not gay I just like cross dressing

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By *eal dealMan
2 weeks ago

Coleraine

Just a numour that guys that fucked me made up

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By *airyandbelliedbottom OP Man
2 weeks ago

Barrow-in-Furness

"You vote for Nigel Farage "

You're a complete bottom bitch for ol' Nigel's cock aren't you 🤣

If nobody else knows

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I would be given half the chance lol

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By *ip71Man
2 weeks ago

Darlington

It's not gay if you slip trip fall and land on his cock, just poor risk assessment

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