FabGuys.com forum: Best life advice

By *dstefi OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

Never let a goat in your kitchen unless you enjoy the cleanup.

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Never make someone a priority in your life if you’re only an option in their life.

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By *rancd2TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

If you want money in your pocket, don’t get a car or a wife.

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By *eedsbearmanMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Better in than out.

Unless it's prison.

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By *upertedMan
2 weeks ago

Nelson

Don't eat yellow snow... ❄️

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By *dstefi OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"Never make someone a priority in your life if you’re only an option in their life."

Well that got heavy quick!

More life hacks: have goats as pets young, save the hamster for when you're old and knackered.

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By *dstefi OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"If you want money in your pocket, don’t get a car or a wife."

Aww. My wife earns 1.5x as much as me and we run a 2008 Micra that cost nothing, sips petrol and only costs a minor amount to get through the MOT each year.

Am I winning at life?

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By *amelaXTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Swindon

Don't eat swans

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By *ugh40Man
2 weeks ago

Wetherby

Unless you have a licence

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Failure is only a stepping stone to success so keep on trying.

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By *leepflowerMan
2 weeks ago

Leek

The more people I meet in life, the more I like my dog.

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By *obbertMan
2 weeks ago

In a world of my own

Live every day as if it were your last, as one day it will be!

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By *asyman321Man
2 weeks ago

north east

Better out than in

Especially if it’s wind. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"Unless you have a licence"

Is that for eating swans, having a wife or having a car.

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By *0yguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cumberland

It’s not wrong to make mistakes, it’s just wrong not to learn from them.

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

You’re alone in this world. You may think that there are others that are there for you, but they are not. They have their own issues to deal with. Plan, think things out and listen to advice from those older than you. They’ve already made all the mistakes.

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

Everything's edible - once

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By *awihMan
2 weeks ago

Aldershot

For a lost friend, remember them as they were, then write them off.

(Dedication from a book).

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By *rancd2TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Unless you have a licence

Is that for eating swans, having a wife or having a car."

Fishing.

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By *ickSeekerMan
2 weeks ago

Canterbury

The road to h*ll is cobbled with good intentions

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By *dstefi OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"Everything's edible - once"

Including bicycle frames, and yet that french bloke apparently kept on doing it. How in the fuck does one keep ingesting bits of steel without dying? I've always smelt a rat.

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By *punky1Man
2 weeks ago

just outside of thetford

Life’s short enjoy it

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By *eorge LooneyMan
2 weeks ago

Wokingham

Man who keep breathing live longer.

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By *ountainMan
2 weeks ago

ipswich

Eat,drink and be Mary.

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By *iBobOxonMan
2 weeks ago

Thame/Aylesbury

"Never make someone a priority in your life if you’re only an option in their life."

This, is very good advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

" I've always smelt a rat."

Maybe try a different aftershave

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Don’t take life for granted because you can be here today and gone tomorrow tell the people you love you love them

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"Man who keep breathing live longer."

This. Dying is overrated.

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

"Everything's edible - once

Including bicycle frames, and yet that french bloke apparently kept on doing it. How in the fuck does one keep ingesting bits of steel without dying? I've always smelt a rat."

I forgot all him, I reckon he was a faker, although stomach acid can dissolve metal, the amount of time it's actually in the stomach is too short to dissolve it fully

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By *eepeter4Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Don't buy a Telly licence or talk to lady's hanging around street light

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By *ayne1961TV/TS
2 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

Never boil a cabbage twice

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Everyone is going to hurt you just need to decide if they worth the heartbreak

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By *dstefi OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"Never boil a cabbage twice"

Or even once. I fucking love raw veg.

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By *dstefi OP Man
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"Everyone is going to hurt you just need to decide if they worth the heartbreak"

I'm with La Roux on this. Bulletproof.

I'm not insensitive or like a rock, but people can only hurt you if you let them. It's more about you than them.

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By *0yguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cumberland

"Man who keep breathing live longer.

This. Dying is overrated."

There’s a statistically significant correlation between not breathing and dying. The causal relationship is reversible though.

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Slow ride take it easy

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By *ubberFunkerMan
2 weeks ago

Thanet & London

Blake says it all for me:

"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom...You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough."

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By *jp HungMan
2 weeks ago

Ferryhill Northeast.

If at first you don't succeed push in harder

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By *oosterladMan
2 weeks ago

ipswich

If its got tits, wheels or floats its going to cost you.

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By *eanneTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Sedgley

Don’t vote labour ever again

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By *jbaggiesMan
2 weeks ago

Oldbury

Don’t shit on your own doorstep

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By *eepeter4Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Don't vote Reform if you do you can kiss good bye to this site and there will be no gay bars or gay saunas etc .it will be like going back to the late 50s and early 60s

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Some of the best life advice I’ve ever received is from my comedy mentors who advised me to never pander to the audience. To take a truthful position and say what I really think. “ You will lose some people. But, then you will gain your real audience.” So, good riddance to the few annoying flies who flew into my Venus fly trap posts and showed themselves the door. Big welcome to all the new people who friended me from the same exact post. And to the people who stuck with me. You are who I want in my life.

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By *tephanieTVbtmTV/TS
2 weeks ago

skewen

Never rub another mans rhubarb

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
2 weeks ago

North East

Live for every moment and embrace life

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By *raig_KJMan
2 weeks ago

Southport

Don’t let your dick rule your head.

Sort your investments so you can retire early.

Save money

Be Happy and Content, with the cards you’ve been given.

High Blood Pressure, reduces blood flow to your Penis. Stay healthy.

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
2 weeks ago

Southport

Do NOT wear a camo jacket in Southport unless you like being constantly harassed and stopped by police and accused of carrying weapons (I've never ever even carried a penknife. The most dangerous object I've ever carried is a cigarette lighter- because I smoke)

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
2 weeks ago

Southport

"Some of the best life advice I’ve ever received is from my comedy mentors who advised me to never pander to the audience. To take a truthful position and say what I really think. “ You will lose some people. But, then you will gain your real audience.” So, good riddance to the few annoying flies who flew into my Venus fly trap posts and showed themselves the door. Big welcome to all the new people who friended me from the same exact post. And to the people who stuck with me. You are who I want in my life. "

What a lovely post

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

What a lovely post

Thank you for your kind words

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
2 weeks ago

Southport

"Eat,drink and be Mary."

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
2 weeks ago

Southport

If at first you don't succeed...

You need a bigger hammer

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

"Life is mostly froth and bubble, two things stand like stone... Kindness in another's trouble and courage in your own."

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By *ickSeekerMan
2 weeks ago

Canterbury

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.”

- Arthur Miller

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

“No great changes in your life ever happen in a place of comfort.”

Put yourself out there. Make yourself uncomfortable. You’ll find that you’re only uncomfortable because you’re unfamiliar with the thing. But the more you do this, the more you start to really know that you can do anything.

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By *starMan
2 weeks ago

Frampton on Severn

Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends to a large extent on what you put into it.

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By *sal paulMan
2 weeks ago

Walton

Work to live not live to work

Enjoy every day for who knows what’s ahead

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

life advice: never get too attached to anyone unless they feel the same towards you, because one-sided expectations can mentally destroy you.

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By *limboy68Man
2 weeks ago

St Albans

Halitosis is better than no breath at all

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Love yourself first and get up each day and yes, make the most of that beautiful day you are given. Live one day at a time and be kind to others as you go about your day.

This poem comes to mind:

The clock of life is wound but once,

But no one has the power

To tell just when the hands will stop,

The late or early hour.

Now is the only time you have

So live, love, toil with a will

Place no faith in tomorrow

As the clock might the be still.

Love

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
2 weeks ago

Southport

"life advice: never get too attached to anyone unless they feel the same towards you, because one-sided expectations can mentally destroy you."

And don't marry a projecting narcissistic bitch who does everything possible to destroy you over 34 years

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
2 weeks ago

Alcester

When you let go of what everyone thinks you should be, you can then become what you were born to be.

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
2 weeks ago

Southport

"When you let go of what everyone thinks you should be, you can then become what you were born to be."

Yeah agree, but makes me think last 34 years were a mistake.

Maybe I should have tried harder to tough it out with my boyfriend/partner?

Who knows, things could have been better, worse, disastrous, wonderful?

Well at least now I'm free to live my own life. It'd just be nice to have someone to share it with

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By *hornedGuysLover62Man
2 weeks ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Choke up Chicken, there's a Duck in the Oven!

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By *anderlingMan
2 weeks ago

South Ayrshire

You’re better off when you’re on.

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Trust your intuition. And character of others.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Be kind for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle, sic Socrates. X

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By *ro4hoesMan
2 weeks ago

Newport

Best advice I've been given, that I now pass onto others-

1) Don't ever let anyone think they're better than you, because we all shit the same.

2)Don't use spit as lube during cold/flu season.

3)Of all the variety these days, a blue fabric softener, is always the best choice.

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By *astguy7Man
2 weeks ago

Ross-on-Wye

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By *astguy7Man
2 weeks ago

Ross-on-Wye

"If you want money in your pocket, don’t get a car or a wife.

Aww. My wife earns 1.5x as much as me and we run a 2008 Micra that cost nothing, sips petrol and only costs a minor amount to get through the MOT each year.

Am I winning at life?"

You're driving a Nissan Micra. I'll leave that there...

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By *ndyfy7Man
2 weeks ago

Fleetwood

"Don’t take life for granted because you can be here today and gone tomorrow tell the people you love you love them"

So true, when someone you love drops in front of you without warning, and can’t be brought back - it really strikes home how fragile life is

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By *ldderMan
2 weeks ago

Oxford and Sevenoaks

We're only here once make the most of living

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By *rueguyMan
2 weeks ago

notts

Don't blame anyone else for your mistakes

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By *lue555Man
2 weeks ago

harrow

"Live every day as if it were your last, as one day it will be!"

Stupid I wouldn’t waste my last day going to work so if I never work what do I do for money?

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Measure twice... cut once

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Live in the moment its all there is that exists x

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By *rowserMan
2 weeks ago

East Kent

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By *rowserMan
2 weeks ago

East Kent

"Live every day as if it were your last, as one day it will be!"

OK, I'll go back to bed and pretend I'm in a hospice or intensive care.

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By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Don't skimp on cheap paint or other decorating materials. Also remember that good preparation is important and can take longer than applying the finishing coat.

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By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"Live in the moment its all there is that exists x "

Disagree, I like to plan and prepare for the future.

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By *eepeter4Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Live in the moment its all there is that exists x "

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By *eepeter4Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Live in the moment its all there is that exists x

Disagree, I like to plan and prepare for the future."
👎👎👎👎👎👎

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By *uncan48Man
2 weeks ago

South Northants

You woke up today still breathing, anything else is a bonus….

The biggest risk we all take in life.. setting our alarm for tomorrow, when we go to bed.

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By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"Work to live not live to work."

I enjoy working though, it keeps my brain and body active. I'm paid well for what I do but I don't need the money to live.

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By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"Live in the moment its all there is that exists x

Disagree, I like to plan and prepare for the future.👎👎👎👎👎👎"

So you just take the chance do you Peewee, and hope that someone else will pay for you?

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By *ickSeekerMan
2 weeks ago

Canterbury

"The way you look like now, I used to look like; the way I look like now, you will look like in due course" [approx translation from Spanish]

-👵 One of my great-grandmas, sounding like a curse

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By *ip71Man
2 weeks ago

Darlington

Never piss up my back and tell me it's raining

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By *W BiMan
2 weeks ago

Lancaster

You can never be lost. You just explore the alternatives.

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By *hyna HutchMan
2 weeks ago

valleys

Never lick a steak knife.

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

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By *ike21TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Fareham

Women love head x

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By *hyna HutchMan
2 weeks ago

valleys

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By *hyna HutchMan
2 weeks ago

valleys

However playful you feel, never tickle your woman when she's angry.

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By *wadbisexualMan
2 weeks ago

Castle Gresley

Stay single, save for retirement & drink cum.

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By *teveb6969TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Worthing

Always check for paper before you sit down!

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By *un only 69Man
2 weeks ago

Belfast

Don’t get fucking caught

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By *wansmickMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

"The more people I meet in life, the more I like my dog."

Soooooo true 👌👌

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

If you can’t sleep at night, it’s usually because you’re awake.

Stay tuned for more wisdom and groundbreaking life advice.

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By *enardeMan
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

Don’t be hard on yourself

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Failure is only a stepping stone to success so keep on trying.

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By *atexsub2002Man
2 weeks ago

suffolk coastal area near Woodbridge

If it’s not broken don’t fix it

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By *iBobOxonMan
2 weeks ago

Thame/Aylesbury

"Man who keep breathing live longer.

This. Dying is overrated."

Birthdays are very good for you, people who have the most tend to live the longest.

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By *athCDTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Morpeth

Before you get into a hole, make sure you can get out of it

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By *ichey6Man
2 weeks ago

aberdeen

Never trust a hippy 🐕‍🦺

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Never trust a fart

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By *ickSeekerMan
2 weeks ago

Canterbury

"Always make peace with everybody before you go to bed or on a trip. You never know whether you (or the other person) will wake up or come back"

[Again, roughly translated from Spanish]

- another one by my great-grandma, Doña Manuela 👵, ever so cheerful 👀

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By *eepeter4Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Never stop to have your photo be taken outside the entrance of Soho fire station (Shaftesbury avenue) you might get run over by a fire 🚒🚒 engine. If you don't believe watch it on YouTube

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By *hil 69Man
2 weeks ago

Scarborough

Have fun and keep safe

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Man to Man

Ain’t nobody checking if you good, but they quick to notice if you slip. Keep standing tall, even when it feel like nobody see you. We built to carry what they can’t.

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By *eonsMan
2 weeks ago

Swindon

Learn to live with the things you've done rather than regret the things you haven't done.

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By *hyna HutchMan
2 weeks ago

valleys

"Failure is only a stepping stone to success so keep on trying."

This doesn't work in the case of a parachute jump.

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Stay safe always

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By *ibrum2025Man
2 weeks ago

here

Drink eat smoke fuck do what you enjoy, your gonna die anyway 🤷‍♂️

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By *astguy7Man
2 weeks ago

Ross-on-Wye

My mother always stressed the importance of washing fruit before you eat it.

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By *amie2018cMan
2 weeks ago

North Cambs/W Norf

Don’t worry about things that you have no control over,

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

"Don’t worry about things that you have no control over,"

100 percent agree

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By *ickSeekerMan
2 weeks ago

Canterbury

"A brave man is not the one with the biggest balls, but the one that gives it a go even against all odds"

- José Mújica (late former president of Uruguay 🇺🇾)

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Never eat yellow snow

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By *ustOneBearMan
2 weeks ago

Neath

Never take criticism from someone you wouldn’t ask for advice.

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By *an.maleMan
2 weeks ago

glossop

A wise man uses the toilet when he can, a fool goes when he has to.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

"Live in the moment its all there is that exists x

Disagree, I like to plan and prepare for the future.👎👎👎👎👎👎"
of course you can plan for the future we all do but you can't control it or guarantee it. And you can remember the past but yo can't change it there is only now, as I say live in the moment don't waste it xx

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By *IPMANMan
2 weeks ago

FULHAM

Trust no one....

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By *NBOTTOMSMan
2 weeks ago

Northants

Never eat shredded wheat

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By *IPMANMan
2 weeks ago

FULHAM

Or to quote Miss Piggy

"Never try to eat more than you can lift"

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By *NBOTTOMSMan
2 weeks ago

Northants

Your cake hole is bigger than your bum hole…ie don’t eat too much unless you wanna pile on the lbs

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Think before you speak and always be kind to others whenever possible.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

If you can't do someone a good turn don't do them a bad one xx

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By *an467Man
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Carpe diem

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By *eorge LooneyMan
2 weeks ago

Wokingham

Kill them. Kill them all.

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Everything passes, and money is like the tides of the sea, it ebbs and flows in both directions

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By *adwolf75Man
2 weeks ago

Grantham

Laugh hard,run fast

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By *awihMan
2 weeks ago

Aldershot

the English translation of the Catalan phrase "Menja bé, caga fort" - Eat well Shit Hard.

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By *ookingaroundMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Don’t take life advice from the internet.

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By *eekingcumsMan
2 weeks ago

Stoke/Stafford

Keep Breathing!

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By *0yguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cumberland

"Don’t take life advice from the internet."

“My life coach is a fab guy called B J Queen, with a mushroom cock and prefers 25 - 90s”

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By *rownriverMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really IS an idiot.

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