FabGuys.com forum: What's your excuse for not doing a parachute jump ?

By *ral b.. OP Man
1 week ago

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By *ral b.. OP Man
1 week ago

My dinners nearly ready

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By *ustPeekinMan
1 week ago

Alresford

You don’t jump out of a perfectly serviceable aircraft.

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By *bear67Man
1 week ago

Aldershot

I don't want my cat to be orphaned.

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By *H IpswichMan
1 week ago

Ipswich

I couldn't think of anything worse. I would have heart failure before I even left the plane. I imagine the chute not activating, pull the reserve and a load of dirty washing come flying out instead! 😁

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By *astDevonGuyMan
1 week ago

East Devon

I’m not stupid

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By *issyOliveMan
1 week ago

village, corby

Jesus I had therapy last year for flying, jumping out would end me before I left the plane I'm certain! I'll get my thrills elsewhere thank you!

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By *ust TedMan
1 week ago

Exeter

Two things come out of the sky bird shit and paras

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
1 week ago

Blackpool

I've known a few people who have done a parachute jump and they said despite the nerves it was a fantastic experience, but not for me thanks.

However, I would love to do a wing walk..!!!

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By *arridMan
1 week ago

Brighton

I don’t have a parachute.

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By *ardvoyeurMan
1 week ago

Donegal

I call my dick my cord

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By *autiously_curiousMan
1 week ago

Craigavon

I'll take the stairs...

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By *autiously_curiousMan
1 week ago

Craigavon

Actuslly wouldn't mind doing one. Maybe... lol

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By *starMan
1 week ago

Frampton on Severn

I'd say it's an unnecessary risk, but then I like motorcycling and horses so that won't really work.

Pure fear 😱

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By *0yguyMan
1 week ago

Cumberland

I don’t like heights. I actually did do a parachute jump once - never again thanks!

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By *hyna HutchMan
1 week ago

valleys

There was a woman in the news recently, who deliberately killed herself on a parachute jump.

She'd done loads, but decided that was her way to go.

That's a lot of time to think on the way down.

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By *athCDTV/TS
1 week ago

Morpeth

"There was a woman in the news recently, who deliberately killed herself on a parachute jump.

She'd done loads, but decided that was her way to go.

That's a lot of time to think on the way down.

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Can't change your mind

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By *ugh JerectionMan
1 week ago

Bolton

Got the shits

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By *ogwhammerMan
1 week ago

Rainham KENT

Sorry no excuse I’ve done over 180

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By *ral b.. OP Man
1 week ago

"Sorry no excuse I’ve done over 180"
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I don't think I'd have ever risked going past 12..

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By *endy CMan
1 week ago

Huntingdon

No excuse...I would go !

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By *avina1953TV/TS
1 week ago

tonbridge

Found Blackpool tower high enough, mind was standing on the glass floor, mind you being in sexy lingerie could be very horny tied to another X dresser heh heh ❤️💙

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By *upertedMan
1 week ago

Nelson

My weight! I was just slightly too heavy for a tandem.

Ended up doing 4 bungee jumps instead.

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By *aveagoMan
1 week ago

Southend on sea

Did an indoor skydiving experience in Milton Keynes..was great ..but jumping out of a plane..nah..😁

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By *ylesburybiMan
1 week ago

Aylesbury

Been there. Done that. Also did parascending & paragliding for 15 years including tandem flying. Now I’m too old, too fat & have two knackered knees

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By *tuart333Man
1 week ago

STAFFORD

done it and loved it - its safer than alpine rock climbing - now that is really scary and dangerous

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By *enardeMan
1 week ago

Barnsley

Because it’s a stupid thing to do!

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By *uck me in KentMan
1 week ago

Medway

Not allowed to because of ENT issues

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By *ookingaroundMan
1 week ago

Bristol

I’m on the ground, it’s quite underwhelming from here.

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By *IPMANMan
1 week ago

FULHAM

I was never asked to. . Sobs

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By *erry_bottomMan
1 week ago

Derry

The price

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By *olin 5 inchMan
1 week ago

durham

Use to be 7 rha airborne done 76 jumps 9 from balloon also got german bronze wings .I haven't got the bottle anymore simple as

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By *shleigh1964TV/TS
1 week ago

penzance

Ahhh you re all missing out..parachuted and free fall, makes you feel ALIVE

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By *iBobOxonMan
1 week ago

Thame/Aylesbury

I wouldn’t like the total lack of control I’d have over my destiny.

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By *H IpswichMan
1 week ago

Ipswich

"Two things come out of the sky bird shit and paras "

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By *H IpswichMan
1 week ago

Ipswich

"Ahhh you re all missing out..parachuted and free fall, makes you feel ALIVE

Until it fails to activate and you hit the ground

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By *rancd2TV/TS
1 week ago

Wolverhampton

"Two things come out of the sky bird shit and paras "

And rain, lots of rain.

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By *tephen_b50Man
1 week ago

Bristol

"There was a woman in the news recently, who deliberately killed herself on a parachute jump.

She'd done loads, but decided that was her way to go.

That's a lot of time to think on the way down.

There was a bloke who was recently arrested, after he packed his wife's parachute before she did a jump and it failed to deploy.

She had a lot of time to think about that, too.

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By *otterMan
1 week ago

Ellon

"I don't want my cat to be orphaned."

😂😂😂

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By *arty87PLMan
1 week ago

leicester

Gravity

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By *rissT1977Man
1 week ago

Barnsley

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By *rueguyMan
1 week ago

notts

"Sorry no excuse I’ve done over 180"

Well golly gee.

However, all the reasons guys have given are valid.

I wouldn't either.

I have vertigo, my heart would burst out of my chest before I jumped too

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By *rueguyMan
1 week ago

notts

"Ahhh you re all missing out..parachuted and free fall, makes you feel ALIVE

So does being able to breathe, walk and talk.

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By *ucksitupMan
1 week ago

Shrewsbury

The jump is fine. Hitting the ground is the bit that hurts.

So far so good, so far so good, so far so good… SPLAT

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By *fourjMan
1 week ago

Here, there or somewhere nearish March

Adventure is overrated. Oh and I don’t much care for heights. I spend most of my life below sea-level.

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By *b20Man
1 week ago

Glasgow

Ex army parachutist here

Try it you'll love it

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By *lexieMan
1 week ago

Just north of Southampton

"Ahhh you re all missing out..parachuted and free fall, makes you feel ALIVE

A thought provoking thread... I already feel alive with both feet firmly on Terra Firma thanks. Just my opinion, but for some reason we have been granted the gift of life... is it not an insult to life to risk ending it in what some would judge as a frivolous manner or for a moment of intense excitement! Perhaps I should get out more...

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By *londebiguyMan
1 week ago

near Southport

I do not want to.

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By *os001Man
1 week ago

Oxford

"I do not want to."

Exactly what he said!

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By *akituntMan
1 week ago

doncaster

I doubt there would be a nice comfy cock to land onso its a no from me

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By *i_guy_WBayMan
1 week ago

Whitley Bay

I have done them in the past but following two ruptured discs in my neck I was advised against doing it again

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By *i56Man
1 week ago

yeading northolt

I Am Scared Of Death And I Would Hate To Leave You

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By *ustaNormalBlokeMan
1 week ago

Strood

Done a couple of solo jumps in my younger days, but I don’t think my ankles would take it now.

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By *dambi00Man
1 week ago

Leicestershire

No excuse, I’ve done it and hated it

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By *al423Man
1 week ago

Stoke-on-Trent

The sudden stop at the end

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By *ravelman99Man
1 week ago

Norwich

I don't want to!?

I'd rather fund raise through challenges that require hard graft and effort, than simply relying on gravity

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By *b72Man
1 week ago

Moray

My heart. It barely functions as it is

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By *uebec didMan
1 week ago

Ipswich

Don't like heights

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By *ICOCK65Man
1 week ago

Chelmsford

To fat

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By *enjamin2018Man
1 week ago

Gosfield

I'm allergic to silk .

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By *ountainMan
1 week ago

ipswich

Fear.

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By *ral b.. OP Man
1 week ago

"I'm allergic to silk ."

I think they're made of nylon nowadays..so you're fine..will book you in.. your off in half in hour..try land on a bouncy castle..

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By *kxdressTV/TS
1 week ago

Stafford

In these boots ??

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By *0yguyMan
1 week ago

Cumberland

"I don't want to!?

I'd rather fund raise through challenges that require hard graft and effort, than simply relying on gravity

How about fund-raising by doing something useful, like visiting a lonely old person, visiting a prisoner or going to see someone suffering with mental illness, rather going on a thrill-seeking junket using charity as an excuse for your own self-indulgence?

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By *ove2wankMan
1 week ago

Field of Dreams, Worcs

Not wanting to do a parachute jump.

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By *orcsmatMan
1 week ago

Kidderminster

I've just watched a help the disabled type program on the TV. The guy was a sky diver who landed too hard and is now in a wheelchair.

The same reason you do not dive into a swimming pool with a no diving injunction.

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By *adBod1986Man
1 week ago

Cheshire

Darwin's Law. If you're stupid enough to do this sort of shit, then don't be surprised if you die!

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By *omo2026Man
1 week ago

Liverpool

I have a brain

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By *ager-to-pleaseTV/TS
1 week ago

Aylesbury

It's better than sex. Go on, prove me wrong.

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By *enjamin2018Man
1 week ago

Gosfield

"I'm allergic to silk .

I think they're made of nylon nowadays..so you're fine..will book you in.. your off in half in hour..try land on a bouncy castle..

I will if you will

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By *uck me in KentMan
7 days ago

Medway

"Darwin's Law. If you're stupid enough to do this sort of shit, then don't be surprised if you die! "

There are many men and women during WW11 that carried out this "sort of shit" that helped saved lives and ultimately lead to the freedom that we enjoy today

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By *ildwestheroMan
7 days ago

Llandrindod Wells

"Darwin's Law. If you're stupid enough to do this sort of shit, then don't be surprised if you die!

There are many men and women during WW11 that carried out this "sort of shit" that helped saved lives and ultimately lead to the freedom that we enjoy today "

Well said. Did a couple of parachute jumps when I was in the army. First time scary. After that enjoyed it. However, unlike those brave souls in WWII, mine were under supervision, during daylight hours and NOT behind enemy lines

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By *cunnySucker69Man
7 days ago

Scunthorpe

Scared of heights

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By *eedeeseaTV/TS
7 days ago

Glasgow

...might ladder my stockings x

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By *amplighter1Man
7 days ago

ryde

It would kill me

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By *orthernsole66Man
7 days ago

Lancaster

I'm sucking off the pilot after everyone else has jumped.

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By *olin 5 inchMan
6 days ago

durham

Was pleased wen I landed on dz and wasn't hurt hated balloon jumps and night jumps not fun wen u jump with heavy equipment began weapons etc they gave u a life preserver if u wer going ova water jumped Holland gingel for airborne celebrations in memory of op market garden i thought if we come down in sea in a hero c130 wer finished

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By *oose1Man
6 days ago

doncaster

Stomach problems

No guts

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By *on1966Man
6 days ago

leeds

I’m scared of heights

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By *rownriverMan
6 days ago

Crawley

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By *rownriverMan
6 days ago

Crawley

Worried that the parachute won’t open

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By *D SusanMan
6 days ago

Blackburn

if the plane is working fine why would i want to throw myself out of it ?

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By *ynxguyMan
6 days ago

Lincolnshire

I’m fucking terrified!!!!

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By *he ForceMan
6 days ago

Rugby

My sanity!

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By *ub Cub 83Man
6 days ago

leicester

I forgot my parachute. And clothes. That'd be pretty nippy...

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By *ildwestheroMan
6 days ago

Llandrindod Wells

Advance apologies but got to be said:

1st para: "Got to the aircraft door and was paralysed with fear. instructor got out his 14 inch cock and said 'Jump or I'll ram this up your arse'

2nd para: 'So did you jump?'

1st para: "I did jump a bit as the first 2 inches went in but once all 14 inches were in and he was pounding away I was quite enjoying it"

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