FabGuys.com forum: Films you loved as a teen that you now recognise were shit

By *edBear OP Man
7 days ago

Manchester

Police Academy. Appalling.

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By *ose_QuartzTV/TS
7 days ago

Berkshire

Bambi

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By *ollo007Man
7 days ago

Pontefract

The Masters of the universe movie haha!

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By *NBOTTOMSMan
7 days ago

Northants

Gremlins

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By *rancd2TV/TS
7 days ago

Wolverhampton

The Warriors. Still love it, but it’s a terrible film.

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By *andomguy321Man
7 days ago

reading

Grease

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By *amelaXTV/TS
7 days ago

Swindon

Raise the Titanic

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By *ancjay2000Man
7 days ago

Manchester

Commando. Utter tosh.

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By *ocbigMan
7 days ago

Birmingham

"Raise the Titanic"

Was it Lew Grade who said it would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic?

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By *onewolf0069Man
7 days ago

solihull

BMX Bandits!

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By *arsit1Man
7 days ago

Lucan

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

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By *nickersdadMan
6 days ago

Preston

Ferris Bulers Day Off

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By *ing_donMan
6 days ago

Sheffield

Superbad.

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By *uncan48Man
6 days ago

South Northants

Risky Business

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By *rSmedleyMan
6 days ago

Telford

The Goonies

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By *anDadBodMan
6 days ago

Speke

"Police Academy. Appalling."

yeah that was my first thought, for some reason i’ve ended up with the box set though 🤷‍♂️

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By *ldun1234Man
6 days ago

Tamworth

Robin Hood

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By *ammy39Man
6 days ago

Kirkcaldy

Saturday morning kids cinema:-

Dick Barton

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By *ucksitupMan
6 days ago

Shrewsbury

Confessions of a …….

Lots of tits and pussy to see as a teenager

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By *llover ukMan
6 days ago

London

Debbie does Dallas

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By *irtyfacesMan
6 days ago

near

Any carry on film

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By *eanneTV/TS
6 days ago

Sedgley

Star Wars fucking load of shit !!

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By *enjamin2018Man
6 days ago

Gloucester

Flesh Gordon.

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By *ance29Man
6 days ago

Mytholmroyd

Beverley Hills Cop

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By *lan82Man
6 days ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

SpiceWorld: The Movie.. around 90 minutes of being gang violated to death. With no lube. By zombies. With colossal cocks. And Prince Albert piercings.

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By *enardeMan
6 days ago

Barnsley

Not a film but a series

The persuaders ,Roger Moore and Tony Curtis

As a kid I adored it

As an adult I realise it’s shit but it’s so kitch that I love it

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By *ildwestheroMan
6 days ago

Llandrindod Wells

All Carry on... films. Westerns. Bob Hope/Bing Crosby 'Road' films.

Not a big film fan at the best of times. Find a lot drawn out and boring.

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By *eanDevizesMan
6 days ago

Devizes

Friday the 13th part 8th: jason takes manhatten. For some reason in the 90's the BBC only ever screened this and and Jason lives (Num 6) but no other one in the series hence" Jason takes a cruise " became my endlessly rewatchable all time great. Sadly, it is not even the best friday,it is bad, bad and bad.

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By *athCDTV/TS
6 days ago

Morpeth

Cat Balou, it was shit then and is shit now. Don't care if it, or Lee Marvin won't Oscars, it was shit

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By *lan82Man
6 days ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

S Club 7 the movie.. another 90 minutes of torture porn.. but NOT the good sort a la Hostel / Saw..

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By *ose_QuartzTV/TS
6 days ago

Berkshire

Someone give me a good recommendation please. I constantly troll sky movies and can never make my mind up 🤨

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By *ranford cruiserTV/TS
6 days ago

Heathrow

Water ship down

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By *raggahboyMan
6 days ago

stoke

Barbarella only went for the sexy guy as the angel in his short outfit and briefs Jphn Michael law if i remember

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By *ary1066Man
6 days ago

Preston

The sex life of the potato men , god who ever thought this script up and actually got funding , actors to appear in it and finally make it , could sell sand to the Arabs

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By *H IpswichMan
6 days ago

Ipswich

John Carpenter's Halloween 1

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By *aganMan
6 days ago

basildon

Crocodile dundee

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By *enjamin2018Man
6 days ago

Gloucester

The 3 musketeers with Michael York

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By *uminsideme .Man
6 days ago

weston s mare

Zombie flesh eaters absolutely shocking now lol

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By *andomguy321Man
6 days ago

reading

"The sex life of the potato men , god who ever thought this script up and actually got funding , actors to appear in it and finally make it , could sell sand to the Arabs "

It's a classic!

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By *autiously_curiousMan
6 days ago

Craigavon

The scary movie series. I watched the first one recently and cringed the whole time

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By *autiously_curiousMan
6 days ago

Craigavon

[Removed by poster at 04/10/25 20:17:47]

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By *ockluvvermmmMan
6 days ago

Falkirk

"Barbarella only went for the sexy guy as the angel in his short outfit and briefs Jphn Michael law if i remember "
John Phillip Law

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By *estcum2020Man
6 days ago

Workington

"Cat Balou, it was shit then and is shit now. Don't care if it, or Lee Marvin won't Oscars, it was shit "

I'll need to watch that again to see for myself. Loved it when I was younger, watched it many a time in the 80's

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By *riguy5Man
6 days ago

watford

Weird science. Even though kelly lebrock was/is hot

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By *umwivme1Man
6 days ago

East Yorkshire

Nightmare on Elm Street

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By *estcum2020Man
6 days ago

Workington

"Weird science. Even though kelly lebrock was/is hot"

I get that it looks a bit shit and dated, but I kind of like that about it, especially the computer. It's still funny too.

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By *iBobOxonMan
6 days ago

Thame/Aylesbury

"Barbarella only went for the sexy guy as the angel in his short outfit and briefs Jphn Michael law if i remember John Phillip Law

And for us bi guys, Jane Fonda getting her kit off, crikey.

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By *lan26XXXMan
5 days ago

Poole

Porkys

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By *lan82Man
5 days ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie from 1995..

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
5 days ago

Bedford

The magnificent 7 x

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By *om_essexMan
5 days ago

Chelmsford

Airplane

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By *ose_QuartzTV/TS
5 days ago

Berkshire

Weird Science & Revenge of the Nerds were my go to movies……still funny as well 😂

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By *un only 69Man
5 days ago

Belfast

The lemon popsicle series of films from the late 70s early 80s

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By *ustOneBearMan
5 days ago

Neath

Smokey and the Bandit. Now I realised I only watched it at the cinema because I fancied both Tom Sellek and Jackie Gleason.

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By *andyPMan
5 days ago

St Margaret's at Cliffe

I watched Caligula recently, apart from the nudity it is a steaming pile of excrement!

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By *oggoglasMan
5 days ago

Lincoln

Caddyshack

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By *lan82Man
5 days ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

That Shitney Shears ‘movie’ Crossroads

The one with three of the four All Whores

What to expect when you’re expecting.. but only coz of Cheryl Hole

Ditto Battleship but only coz of Rihanna

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By *airybellyMan
5 days ago

St Asaph

Lost boys 1 and 2 with rubber vampires

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By *estcum2020Man
5 days ago

Workington

"Smokey and the Bandit. Now I realised I only watched it at the cinema because I fancied both Tom Sellek and Jackie Gleason. "

Tom Sellek? You not mean Burt Reynolds?

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By *eanDevizesMan
4 days ago

Devizes

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By *eanDevizesMan
4 days ago

Devizes

"Which version though ,there are 4 differnt cuts ot the movie.

I have seen the 90 minute version but it feels like half a film missing when the credits roll. Do love the opening narration by Malcom McDowallthen Montagues and Capulets plays in it glory .it is a good start ."

"I watched Caligula recently, apart from the nudity it is a steaming pile of excrement!"

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By *im le2Man
4 days ago

aylestone leic

The carry on films.

But I'm still watching the complete box set over Christmas.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
4 days ago

Bedford

Barbarella

Load of cack x

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By *lexieMan
4 days ago

Just north of Southampton

"Star Wars fucking load of shit !! "

The name you dare not say... but yes, I agree! INCOMING!!!

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By *lexieMan
4 days ago

Just north of Southampton

"Crocodile dundee"

How dare you...! One of the funniest films ever made... "Call that a knife... THIS is a knife!" ...as Paul Hogan pulls out a 14" blade on a muggers puny 4" excuse for a knife! Brilliant...

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By *llover ukMan
4 days ago

London

"Star Wars fucking load of shit !!

The name you dare not say... but yes, I agree! INCOMING!!!

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It would need to be a lot better to even be classed as shit.

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