FabGuys.com forum: Up yer bum!

By *olly_Summers OP TV/TS
5 days ago

Newcastle

Excluding your mobile phone and associated equipment, what is the nearest thing next to you going up yer bum?

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By *os001Man
5 days ago

Oxford

Lol I have a 500ml bottle of water next to me.

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By *olly_Summers OP TV/TS
5 days ago

Newcastle

Mines a coffee cup

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By *oringlifeMan
5 days ago

Gloucester

Have the remote control in my hand

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
5 days ago

Didcot

A can of old speckled Hen

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By *en ToverMan
5 days ago

Telford

The future of the tv remote is now in question

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By *am LowryMan
5 days ago

Tavistock

Cucumber

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By *ynxguyMan
5 days ago

Lincolnshire

Scraper handle in using for decorating, it has a lovely round end. Fucked myself with it last week to send pics to my FB

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By *arina.TV/TS
5 days ago

Blackpool

Daddies rock hard shaft probably.

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By *olly_Summers OP TV/TS
5 days ago

Newcastle

"A can of old speckled Hen

Get the lube out

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
5 days ago

Didcot

"A can of old speckled Hen

Get the lube out

I've already had a cock up my bum today so the can of beer is quite safe

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By *punkswallowMan
5 days ago

South Telford

Love it to be a hard cock but most likely a hairbrush handle

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By *ickSeekerMan
5 days ago

Canterbury

'Private Eye' and...two square ceramic coasters!!!!

😵‍💫😫

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By *eedsbearmanMan
5 days ago

Leeds

A glass of rose and a laptop

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By *rownriverMan
5 days ago

Crawley

Cucumber

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By *hil 69Man
4 days ago

Scarborough

My 7in toy

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By *airyandbelliedbottomMan
4 days ago

Barrow-in-Furness

"Love it to be a hard cock but most likely a hairbrush handle "

My friend used a hairbrush once oh how we took the p*ss, little did they know I had used a hammer handle

And to answer.. my 9 inch dildo

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By *im le2Man
4 days ago

aylestone leic

Within arm's reach.

A baseball bat.

Vape.

Pen

Specticals.tho they would make me cock eyed.

3 dildos. God that makes me feel sad

A set of sounding rods.

Plus all the normal crap we have on the night stand.

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By *irginBoy32Man
4 days ago

Catford

Snackverse snack box. Ouch thats gonna hurt.

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By *enardeMan
4 days ago

Barnsley

Years gone by I tried a few things but I don’t get turned on

A guy gave me a brand new dildo and u tried it but it does nothing for me

A real cock however us a massive turn on and I love a guy to fuck me

It happens increasingly rarely but it’s worth the wait as I can’t be arsed to clean n douche n use a toy as it does nothing

Cleaning shaving and douching is a turn on however if it’s leading to real cock

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By *illmanimp1972Man
4 days ago

pitsea

My dildo lol I'm off work

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By *lebog65Man
4 days ago

Port Talbot

Mobile phone, at least it's waterproof

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By *eilcl59Man
4 days ago

Hartlebury

Lol i have 25mm drill in my hand

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By *estworldMan
4 days ago

worksop

Big but plug but hopefully a fist

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By *punk1975Man
4 days ago

Glasgow

I just had my fist up a sluts hole this morning

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By *ostie52Man
4 days ago

Bournemouth

Shame you aren’t closer id love to be in your bum xx

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By *annyDanielleMan
4 days ago

Street, Somerset

A flask, and not a small one either.

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By *ichy2022Man
4 days ago

SE Kent

The wife's bullet vibe mmm

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By *efflynneMan
4 days ago

telford

The shoer screen squegee handle, lovely sliding in as I shower. I bought one with a lovely shape to it

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By *olly_Summers OP TV/TS
4 days ago

Newcastle

"Lol i have 25mm drill in my hand "

Buzzing

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By *rookeTVTV/TS
4 days ago

Linwood

x box controller x

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