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By *immyboi900 OP   Man
9 hours ago

chesham

I was awake most of Saturday night looking for cock to come and fuck me, no joy.

So about 5:30 I get a massage and to come to his, so I got ready as fast as I could and I drove to his about 20 minutes away.

He was asleep and I m left wondering what might have been.

Another guy started chatting and he was good fun and unfortunately he couldn’t accommodate or travel, so I went to beaconfield service for a coffee, on my way home I stopped at Brottlens lane and hoped for some horny fun, alas nothing happening.

So I headed home still with the red thong on that I did a phone call earlier in the night, some of the pictures I took are in my pictures.

I have a condition that affects the way I walk, I can loose my balance very easily when tired.

I got home and was walking very quickly down the hill to my house when my legs went and I couldn’t slow down and hit my neighbour’s house in full flight, last thing I remember was my head going into the wall.

When I came too, I couldn’t get up or move my body I was in pain, luckily my head hit her water meter cupboard and broke that.

Then I heard dad what happened it was my 7 year old son and his granny, I kept telling him I was ok, my head was bleeding, my hands and knees were bleeding, I had a dislocated shoulder, the soreness I can’t describe, I had also broken my wrist, now my neighbours were out, they all are aware of my condition, and trying to get me into my house whilst also ringing for a ambulance and all I’m thinking is I don’t want them to see I’m wearing a thong and a red one at that.I managed to get up and down to my house and 10 people behind me I sit on the couch and there in front of me is the dildo I had stuck in my ass earlier, I grabbed it with the only hand I had and behind my back, that was close, I told them I needed the toilet and went in my room and got the wife’s vib back in the drawer and the thong off and my boxers on in the worst pain I ever felt. Yes I spent the rest of my day in A&E

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By *arridMan
9 hours ago

Brighton

On a Sunday? Gods Judgement. Thou shalt not thy spouses thong wear.

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By *arridMan
9 hours ago

Brighton

If a dildo you find

(To ride)

Then a cushion behind

(To hide)

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By *ickSeekerMan
7 hours ago

Canterbury

Oh, my, what a story!!! You could write a musical, a comedy of errors or at the very least a stand-up monologue!!! I can just picture poor you trying to get into your house followed by an ever increasing number of well-meaning family members, neighbours, maybe even a random dog perchance!? Hope you get into full repair soon

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
6 hours ago

Bargoed

Oh dear sounds nasty. Hope you better soon.

Maybe there is a lesson to be learnt there that if it's a stupid o'clock in the morning and you are tired, which could potentially trigger a fall, best to just stay at home and try another time.

Although, we've all done stupid things when we listen to our cock and not our brain lol

Hope you doing OK xx

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