FabGuys.com forum: Good strong farts

By *eedsbearman OP Man
17 weeks ago

Leeds

Anyone else delivering some good strong farts today?

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By *arlooMan
17 weeks ago

Oxford in town

What the fuck....

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

I let rip as soon as I woke up

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By *m2025Man
17 weeks ago

northumberland

Better out than in

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By *avid62Man
17 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

Oh holly such a lady xxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"Oh holly such a lady xxxxxxxxxx"

Haha

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By *eedsbearman OP Man
17 weeks ago

Leeds

"Better out than in "

I quite agree

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Fried eggs and baked beans?

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By *rselicker69Man
17 weeks ago

Birmingham

I did a mach 3 this morning.bought a tear to my eye

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By *hyna HutchMan
17 weeks ago

valleys

"What the fuck....

😂

Be very careful with this after 60

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By *eedsbearman OP Man
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Wow today i did a massive stinky fart in a meeting room at work. Felt really sorry for the person who had to use it after !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

GROSS

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By *etterbiggerMan
11 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Taking the opportunity to cross the road after a gap in the traffic. I set off at a quick pace. A very attractive young blonde woman on the opposite side thought the same and off she went. We passed eachother in the middle of the road. Unfortunately with every step I let out a little fart. So I went pap, pap papping along. Her face as we passed was a picture. She looked at me like I'd just crawled from under a rock

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By *upertedMan
11 weeks ago

Nelson

I wake most morning with the windies...

Belly wakes up anytime from 4am or so. Regular as clockwork...

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By *heffS6TV/TS
11 weeks ago

sheffield

Trinidadian guy i fuck from time to always asks me to try and fart just at the right moment as i open up,he'll slam his full length in its good way to take a massive cock from outside the box

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By *astDevonGuyMan
11 weeks ago

East Devon

Best part of winter veg is the after effects . Love a bowl of sprouts and chestnuts as an evening snack , find a scented candle is crucial.

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By *eedsbearman OP Man
1 week ago

Leeds

Wow I've been drinking Dandelion Root tea and helping with some power farts. Really good for detox the system.

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By *evanianMan
1 week ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

"What the fuck....

Exactly! TMI!!! 🤢

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By *ockanonamasMan
1 week ago

Manchester

🤢🤮

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By *issy SiMan
1 week ago

Horsham

Some of my gentlemen enjoy farting as I rim their holes...some really strong aromas..

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By *amie2018cMan
1 week ago

north cambs

It’s only a fart. There are far worse things mentioned on here

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By *eedsbearman OP Man
1 week ago

Leeds

"It’s only a fart. There are far worse things mentioned on here "

Quite !!

And if anyone does need to let rip, I can highly recommend some Dandelion root tea!!!

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By *awihMan
1 week ago

Aldershot

Just mind that you don’t follow through.

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By *lassmanMan
1 week ago

notts

I'll tell you a story thats certain to please

of a grand farting contest at Stockton on tees

Where all the best arses parade in a field

to take part in a contest for various shields.

Some tuned their arses to fart up the scale

to strive for a cup or a barrell of ale

while women whose arses were biggest and strongest

competed in contests for loudest and longest

They say old mrs jones had a perfect backside

with a bunch of red hairs and a wart on each side

some fancied her chances of winning with ease

having trained on a diet of cabbage and peas.

Old mrs potluck was backed for a place

she had often been caught in the deepest disgrace

for shocking the vicar, old Marmaduke Morgan

her farting in church made more noise than the organ.

The contestants lined up for the signal to start

Mrs jones won the toss and was given first fart

The crowd was astonished to silence and wonder

how that goofy old bird gave off such a thunder

Next mrs potluck just came to the front

and startled the crowd with a wonderful stunt

With her wide parted cheeks and tightly clenched hands

She blew off the roof of the newly built stands

The Vicar poor sod, got a terrible fright

The force of the fart set his arsehole alight

It demolished the band and melted the trumpet

Burnt mrs jones drawers off and toasted her crumpet.

Mrs Mcleod simply sniggered at this

She lapped up some beer and was all wind and piss

with her hands on her hips and her legs parted wide

She suddenly shit and was dis-qualified.

Then Mr Pugh arrived amidst a hail of applause

and promptly proceeded to pull down his drawers

For though his folks thought his chances were small

He took the first prize by out farting them all

He walked to the pavillion with a manly gait

and received from the vicar a set of gold plate

He turned to the crowd who all started to sing

And farted the first verse of "God save the King".

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By *upertedMan
1 week ago

Nelson

For me it's usually the early hours of the morning as my belly kicks into hear for the day...

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By *oBarriers76Man
1 week ago

withywood

Let the chocolate starfish talk, it's good for the bowels. But when you reach your late forties, keep toilet paper nearby because it's not always dry.

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