FabGuys.com forum: Weird meets

By *ere2pleaseu OP Man
2 days ago

Tamworth

What’s your most weirdest meets you have had? I’ve had a few some horrible and some that were just too weird to explain. But the last one I had was with a old guy in is 70’s who had a “ clean fetish” I was told to come but don’t douche when I got there he explained what he liked then started kissing me and undressing me. He then led me to his bathroom and turned on the shower and spent a good 20mins washing me, while he was giving out low moans as he touched me, telling me I had a nice body etc…

Then he attached a douche nozzle onto the shower and started cleaning me inside, he did this 3 times until I was clean, he then started showering me again. After this he took me to his bedroom and fucked me twice both times cumming in my ass, afterwards he took me back to the shower and once again cleaned me inside and out. Dryer and dressed me then told me to leave. Weird but it was a good fuck and he had a cock of a twenty year old.

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By *lag_BagMan
2 days ago

Derby

Sounds hot to me!

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By *treyu500Man
2 days ago

Australia

I've had plenty lol.

Sometimes when I really just want to blow my load, I let things slide that I usually wouldn't.

There's one guy that I have met about 5 times. I've never seen his face. The first time, he explained that he travels around the country with his best friend in a campervan. He wanted to give me a massage and suck me off so I agreed

Anyway, he pulls up outside my house and I go out expecting a campervan and it's just a big white transit van. Confused, I messaged him and he said to climb in the back. I expected it to be one of those converted vans but when I got in, it was literally just an empty van with carpet on the floor. It was very dark on my street and in the van.

Alarms bells were going off in my head but I was super horny, directly outside my house and my housemate knew where I was lol. I Got talking to him a bit and I explained how strange this scenario is. He didn't see the issue with it and I worked out pretty quickly he was a bit on the spectrum.

Long story short, he gave me a very awkward but surprising good massage on the floor of this empty van, then sucked me off and went on his merry way with a belly full of cum.

I've met him since then a few more times and he actually arrived in the campervan and parked on my street. But, he's always in bed in the back in total darkness when I arrive so I have yet to even see his face. He really does give great BJ's lol.

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By *umlover68Man
2 days ago

Worthing

Knew a guy back in the early 90's who used to like pouring his imported NZ honey over me then lick it off before fucking me good and hard whilst we were all sticky, the honey did nothing for me, but he was a great fuck

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By *aohiaochiaokengMan
2 days ago

Ireland

My weird sexual experiences:

A few guys like to spit on my arse while rimming it and tickling my hole with their tongues.

One guy didnt like to be touched. Just wanted me to watch each other wanking.

Another like to suck my toes.

A gay couple, one like to feed me his partner's spunk.

One guy while fucking like to push me against the wall and fuck me from behind standing.

If my partner joins in, he will part my bottom cheeks very wide for other guys to fuck me because he enjoys seeing me enjoying cocks so he said.

etc etc

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By *lackbootzMan
2 days ago

Hayes, Middx

"My weird sexual experiences:

A few guys like to spit on my arse while rimming it and tickling my hole with their tongues.

One guy didnt like to be touched. Just wanted me to watch each other wanking.

Another like to suck my toes.

A gay couple, one like to feed me his partner's spunk.

One guy while fucking like to push me against the wall and fuck me from behind standing.

If my partner joins in, he will part my bottom cheeks very wide for other guys to fuck me because he enjoys seeing me enjoying cocks so he said.

etc etc

“Weird sexual experiences” … otherwise known to the rest of us as “sexual experiences” …

Have you looked up what rimming is..? Quite difficult to do it without your tongue touching the other man’s arse.

🙄

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By *aohiaochiaokengMan
2 days ago

Ireland

"My weird sexual experiences:

A few guys like to spit on my arse while rimming it and tickling my hole with their tongues.

One guy didnt like to be touched. Just wanted me to watch each other wanking.

Another like to suck my toes.

A gay couple, one like to feed me his partner's spunk.

One guy while fucking like to push me against the wall and fuck me from behind standing.

If my partner joins in, he will part my bottom cheeks very wide for other guys to fuck me because he enjoys seeing me enjoying cocks so he said.

etc etc

“Weird sexual experiences” … otherwise known to the rest of us as “sexual experiences” …

Have you looked up what rimming is..? Quite difficult to do it without your tongue touching the other man’s arse.

🙄"

Do you like to teach me? I want to be your student.

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By *aohiaochiaokengMan
2 days ago

Ireland

"My weird sexual experiences:

A few guys like to spit on my arse while rimming it and tickling my hole with their tongues.

One guy didnt like to be touched. Just wanted me to watch each other wanking.

Another like to suck my toes.

A gay couple, one like to feed me his partner's spunk.

One guy while fucking like to push me against the wall and fuck me from behind standing.

If my partner joins in, he will part my bottom cheeks very wide for other guys to fuck me because he enjoys seeing me enjoying cocks so he said.

etc etc

“Weird sexual experiences” … otherwise known to the rest of us as “sexual experiences” …

Have you looked up what rimming is..? Quite difficult to do it without your tongue touching the other man’s arse.

🙄"

You are a very intelligent, knowledgeable, perceptive, intutive, creative, articulate gentleman with good experiences and skills. I think you are great. Will be nice to have some sessions with you.

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By *3versMan
2 days ago

glasgow

All of mine are weird - I blame the others

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By *lackbootzMan
2 days ago

Hayes, Middx

" …You are a very intelligent, knowledgeable, perceptive, intutive, creative, articulate gentleman with good experiences and skills. I think you are great. Will be nice to have some sessions with you… "

I am quite the dreamy catch, aren’t I?!

But in the meantime - no, sorry, because you’re not my type in various ways.

I’m always rather perplexed by your contributions. You tell us in so very many threads how you have sex with many, many men at saunas and clubs and 3somes with your pilot partner and your non-stop life of polyamory… And then you write something incredibly naive as if you’ve only read about sex in books. It’s all quite puzzling.

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By *lackbootzMan
2 days ago

Hayes, Middx

"All of mine are weird - I blame the others"

They’d say the same about you… if you hadn’t taped their mouths up.

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By *uffolkman22Man
2 days ago

lavenham

That sounds very erotic x

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By *endy CMan
2 days ago

Huntingdon

......And his phone number is???

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
2 days ago

Manchester

I was working in Grimsby a while back and staying in a hotel in the town centre. I got chatting to a guy on squirt and he wanted to come to my hotel but he didn't want us to speak to each other and he didn't want me to see him. So after a lengthy discussion online, we agreed a time. I placed a condom on the dressing table, leaving the bedroom door unlocked, I put a blindfold on and knelt on the floor at the end of the bed facing the door.

After a minute or so I heard the door open and close, the room was deathly quiet and I couldn't see anything at all but I heard the noise of a zip right in front of me. Next I felt the tip of a cock pushing against my lips, so I opened my mouth and started sucking. After a couple of minutes the guy put his hand under my armpit, beckoning me to stand up and bend over the end of the bed. As I did so, I could hear the condom packet being torn open. After a short pause the guy pushed the hem of my dress up onto my hips, pulled my panties down to my thighs and slowly pushed his cock in me. Once he was fully inside me he paused for a few seconds,partly withdrew then shoved right back in me, then he immediately withdrew completely. I just stayed there, bent over the bed, waiting for him to start fucking me properly, but the next thing I heard was the bedroom door open and close. I stood up, removed the blindfold to find he had disappeared. I assumed he had bottled it at the last minute and just done a runner. I felt let down and quite annoyed, until I saw the condom on the bed, full of spunk.

I picked it up and there was quite a big load in it. I pulled my panties up and sat on the bed thinking to myself, what just happened.

Clearly a severe case of premature ejaculation, but at least I felt better.

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By *ere2pleaseu OP Man
2 days ago

Tamworth

"I was working in Grimsby a while back and staying in a hotel in the town centre. I got chatting to a guy on squirt and he wanted to come to my hotel but he didn't want us to speak to each other and he didn't want me to see him. So after a lengthy discussion online, we agreed a time. I placed a condom on the dressing table, leaving the bedroom door unlocked, I put a blindfold on and knelt on the floor at the end of the bed facing the door.

I picked it up and there was quite a big load in it. I pulled my panties up and sat on the bed thinking to myself, what just happened.

Clearly a severe case of premature ejaculation, but at least I felt better."

I’ve had guy cum quick while fucking me but not THAT quick.

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By *ixer61Man
2 days ago

Aycliffe

Some years ago I met a guy in a layby near Margate one night. All he wanted was to hold my cock while he wanked, nothing else, he didn't want me to do anything. Once he'd cum he just turned and got back in his car leaving me standing there, shorts around my ankles with a raging hardon. Luckily I got to suck off a guy who was watching

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By *hepstowtopMan
2 days ago

Chepstow

I was shagging this young/fit lad, twenty years my junior, and on our 3rd meet he wanted me to turn up unwashed; he loved the smell of unwashed cock.

But just before our meeting I showered; I just couldn't do it to him.

He was wanking when I arrived; he looked hot and when he came to suck my cock he smelt it deeply and was disappointed it didn't smell.

Not exactly a 'weird meet' because it was great fun, but that was a weird kink I thought.

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By *treyu500Man
1 day ago

Australia

"I was shagging this young/fit lad, twenty years my junior, and on our 3rd meet he wanted me to turn up unwashed; he loved the smell of unwashed cock.

But just before our meeting I showered; I just couldn't do it to him.

He was wanking when I arrived; he looked hot and when he came to suck my cock he smelt it deeply and was disappointed it didn't smell.

Not exactly a 'weird meet' because it was great fun, but that was a weird kink I thought."

It's actually quite common. I had a friend that wanted to suck and rim me when I wasn't washed. I didn't mind to a degree..... As long as I hadn't visited the toilet for a crap. I was clean, just a bit sweaty, mildly cheesy. But he would try to kiss me after/during and that was the turnoff , so I put a stop to it. It's a common kink but it's a turnoff for me tbh.

I used to cruise in a local park. There was a guy in his mid 20s, very cute looking,tall, fit. He would always be wearing a diaper. Again, not as uncommon of a kink as you may think (ABDL it's called). I just wonder what happened to them for that kink to surface - perhaps nothing....who knows what makes us tick.

Anyway, he wanted to meet for fun one day but I only agreed if he came as a man and not wearing the diaper.

Sigmund Freud famously said that "the only abnormal sex is the absence of sex". But, even that's probably wrong too since asexual people exist. As long as nobody gets hurt, it's all fine in my book.

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