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"Those on the oil rigs working offshore who weigh over 19 stone will be sacked because they are too heavy to be be winched into the helicopter. Should they build a bigger helicopter?" Lol. I read that story and the first thing I thought was "Damn, I wish I was on one of those oil rigs!!"  | |||
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"Was this on GB News? No, FB news. " This story on all the news channels today. | |||
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"Those on the oil rigs working offshore who weigh over 19 stone will be sacked because they are too heavy to be be winched into the helicopter. Should they build a bigger helicopter?" Pretty sure air sea recuse winch the diver frlm the helicopter and the rescuee at the same time which is going to be over 19st. I call bull! | |||
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"Was this on GB News? No, FB news. This story on all the news channels today. " There was a double page spread in FB news. | |||
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"Those on the oil rigs working offshore who weigh over 19 stone will be sacked because they are too heavy to be be winched into the helicopter. Should they build a bigger helicopter? Pretty sure air sea recuse winch the diver frlm the helicopter and the rescuee at the same time which is going to be over 19st. I call bull!" It's not bull. I used to fly the old Sea Kings out to the rigs (S61). They weighed each of us carefully, the combined mass of all of us in a full chopper was damn near its max possible. That was years ago, people are fatter and lazier now. Eat less cake. | |||
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"Was this on GB News? No, FB news. " Is there a difference? | |||
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"Was this on GB News? No, FB news. Is there a difference?" Yeah, FB news is different insofar as it has a more focussed nuance. | |||
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"My wife wants me to work on the rigs. Six months on six months off and a shitload of money. Plus I'm only about 13 stone. It's a fucking no-brainer. Except I don't know one end of a spanner from the other." I want you to work on the rigs for 6 months. They don’t have the internet. | |||
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"My wife wants me to work on the rigs. Six months on six months off and a shitload of money. Plus I'm only about 13 stone. It's a fucking no-brainer. Except I don't know one end of a spanner from the other. I want you to work on the rigs for 6 months. They don’t have the internet. " Wickedly 🤣 funny | |||
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"My wife wants me to work on the rigs. Six months on six months off and a shitload of money. Plus I'm only about 13 stone. It's a fucking no-brainer. Except I don't know one end of a spanner from the other. I want you to work on the rigs for 6 months. They don’t have the internet. " I'd be in demand from the crew and you know it. | |||
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"My wife wants me to work on the rigs. Six months on six months off and a shitload of money. Plus I'm only about 13 stone. It's a fucking no-brainer. Except I don't know one end of a spanner from the other. I want you to work on the rigs for 6 months. They don’t have the internet. I'd be in demand from the crew and you know it. " True. Their canned food diet gives them the most dreadful drippy bottoms. Toilets always need cleaning. | |||
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"My wife wants me to work on the rigs. Six months on six months off and a shitload of money. Plus I'm only about 13 stone. It's a fucking no-brainer. Except I don't know one end of a spanner from the other. I want you to work on the rigs for 6 months. They don’t have the internet. " Ha ha ! | |||
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"Was this on GB News? " twas BBC News... but please stop poking sharp sticks at the GB News comedy show! Helicopters have weight limits... overload them and they have reduced or no lift! Fat bar stewards, please do not apply for the job! | |||
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"My wife wants me to work on the rigs. Six months on six months off and a shitload of money. Plus I'm only about 13 stone. It's a fucking no-brainer. Except I don't know one end of a spanner from the other. I want you to work on the rigs for 6 months. They don’t have the internet. I'd be in demand from the crew and you know it. " you would be popular... and leave a lot heavier than you arrived!   | |||
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