FabGuys.com forum: Testicles shoved up your anus

By *waff1102 OP Man
5 weeks ago

King's Lynn, Norfolk

Has anyone had their balls stuffed up their own arse?

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By *i_guy_WBayMan
5 weeks ago

Whitley Bay

Mine don’t hang that low yet 🤣

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By *hil 69Man
5 weeks ago

Scarborough

I can get my cock on my ass and cum on it

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By *lowSubMan
5 weeks ago

Northampton

Isn't there a song about this, something about, 'balls swinging low' or am I thinking about another song? 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

I think they’d go in if they hung that low, but they don’t

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By *arridMan
5 weeks ago

Brighton

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By *arridMan
5 weeks ago

Brighton

"Isn't there a song about this, something about, 'balls swinging low' or am I thinking about another song? 😁"

Do your balls hang low

Can you swing them to and fro

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

Do your balls hang low

Can you swing them to and fro

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

Can you swing them over your shoulder

Like the red janmejal told ya

Do your balls hang low

Can you swing them to and fro

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

Do they make a lusty clama

When you hit them with a hammer

Do your balls hang low

Can you swing them to and fro

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

Do they make a hollow sound

When you drag them on the ground

Do your balls hang low

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By *awnrisingukTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Stevenage

Knew a guy who had such low hanging balls that when he sat down they blocked his anus so he couldn't pass wind when he tried.

He was a diagnosed as having "a scrotal eclipse of the fart".

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By *dstefiMan
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"Knew a guy who had such low hanging balls that when he sat down they blocked his anus so he couldn't pass wind when he tried.

He was a diagnosed as having "a scrotal eclipse of the fart"."

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By *0yguyMan
5 weeks ago

Cumberland

"Has anyone had their balls stuffed up their own arse?"

Wouldn’t it be easier to buy a butt plug?

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By *DC2000Man
5 weeks ago

Coningsby

"Knew a guy who had such low hanging balls that when he sat down they blocked his anus so he couldn't pass wind when he tried.

He was a diagnosed as having "a scrotal eclipse of the fart"."

That's good!

It begs the question, why would you? I think my balls hang pretty low but I couldn't get them near my anus. Must admit, the thought has never crossed my mind.

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By *iggreenockMan
5 weeks ago

Greenock

"Has anyone had their balls stuffed up their own arse?"

🤔 definitely a balls up. Not a cock up. What a bizarre post.

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By *waff1102 OP Man
5 weeks ago

King's Lynn, Norfolk

"Has anyone had their balls stuffed up their own arse?

🤔 definitely a balls up. Not a cock up. What a bizarre post. "
Thanks, I seem to have the wrong site for discussing such things, I'll stick to football and politics!

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By *ucksitupMan
5 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Has anyone had their balls stuffed up their own arse?"

You need to get out more. 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ndy61hMan
5 weeks ago

Plymouth

I'm just wondering how many on here having seen this post have tried to stretch their balls down towards their arsehole to see. I did, not low enough.

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By *ucksitupMan
5 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"I'm just wondering how many on here having seen this post have tried to stretch their balls down towards their arsehole to see. I did, not low enough."

You also need to get out more 😂😂😂

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By *awihMan
5 weeks ago

Aldershot

"Isn't there a song about this, something about, 'balls swinging low' or am I thinking about another song? 😁"

Do your balls swing high,

Do your balls swing low,

Can you tie them in a knot,

Can you tie them in a bow,

Do you get a funny feeling when your knackers hit the ceiling,

Do your balls swing high,

Do your balls swing low.

More of a poem than a song, but I do remember it from my youth. 🤪

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By *ucksitupMan
5 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Imagine actually achieving this and then being unable to get them out.

Thats a painful and embarrassing trip to A&E

“No idea Doctor, they must have slipped in as I slept”

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By *igballs4u2tugMan
5 weeks ago

South Cheshire

Mine hang low but are too big anyway.

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By *opeye_DoyleMan
5 weeks ago

Crawley

No chance if me doing it, adorned of ballbag at the most

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By *vcsissyboyMan
5 weeks ago

ox berks

ive been stretching to make it happen, but cant yet. i want them in there with my tunnel plug

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By *uffolkmale54TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Lowestoft

mine just couldn't reach

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By *erscumdumpMan
5 weeks ago

Watford

Not been able to get mine up my own arse but my ex loved me to put my full meat and spuds in him. It was kinda nice.

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By *owestoftBiCdMan
5 weeks ago

Lowestoft

I thought I had read most weird stuff on here but then along comes another one.

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By *astDevonGuyMan
5 weeks ago

East Devon

Sound’s Medieval, is this before beheading or after?

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By *punk1975Man
5 weeks ago

Glasgow

I thought I had a few weird fetishes then this. Wowwwww and no

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By *ountainMan
5 weeks ago

ipswich

I dont think id want my balls stuffed up my bottom !!

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