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By *asturbate you OP Man
4 weeks ago

Weybridge

Apart from hard on and stiffy etc

Has anyone got any different or obscure ones?

An old friend used to call it a stonker...I like that one

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By *3versMan
4 weeks ago

glasgow

"Stauner" in the local dialect

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By *oreskinlpoolMan
4 weeks ago

Stiffy

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By *ub365Man
4 weeks ago

Telford

Dinner

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By *ig Bad JohnMan
4 weeks ago

Farnborough

We used to call our semi-stiff cocks a ‘Van Heusen’ when I was a youngster. Named after the famous shirts with the ‘Van Heusen Semi-Stiff Collars’!

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By *starMan
4 weeks ago

Stroud

Priapic splendour!

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Mike Wazowski, cos it's "not bad for a guy with one eye"

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By *aggonerMan
4 weeks ago

Malvern

Definitely stonker.

Lob or Lob-on.

You have to include bone or boner in case they aren’t common to some.

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Hook

Nostalgia

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By *illmanimp1972Man
4 weeks ago

pitsea

Dinner lunch and tea

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By *owzerMan
4 weeks ago

Chester.....

The Leaning Tower of Pisa

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By *asturbate you OP Man
4 weeks ago

Weybridge

On the horn

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By *ldmanMan
4 weeks ago

Rawcliffe Bridge.

Donger.

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By *lacktowhiteMan
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Rockula

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By *speedoMan
4 weeks ago

eastbourne

Eric (erection)

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By *ountainMan
4 weeks ago

ipswich

Hank

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By *horts GuyMan
4 weeks ago

Hove

Brian

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By *rownriverMan
4 weeks ago

Crawley

Trouser Snake

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By *lowSubMan
4 weeks ago

Northampton

Cyclops...

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By *oose1Man
4 weeks ago

doncaster

Tent pole

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By *oxleyMan
4 weeks ago

Wetherby

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Thesaurus:erect_penis

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Wimbledon

Boner 👄

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bristol

Spam Javelin

Love Truncheon

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By *d sometimesTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Melton Mowbray

Bloody lovely.

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By *ssie1960Man
4 weeks ago

plymouth

A bloody miracle sadly

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By *owzerMan
4 weeks ago

Chester.....

Ed Wood Wood Wood

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By *hloxbeautMan
4 weeks ago

edinburgh

Pan handle

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By *lue555Man
4 weeks ago

harrow

Funny some just repeat what’s been said already.

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By *anton mouthMan
4 weeks ago

Derby

Touch on

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By *edsBlokeMan
4 weeks ago

Stotfold

Sex Cobra

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By *ristolsbMan
4 weeks ago

Bedminster, Bristol

"Apart from hard on and stiffy etc

Has anyone got any different or obscure ones?

An old friend used to call it a stonker...I like that one

Hehe I'd forgotten stonker. Memories of a lad at school when we were maybe 16 who sat next to me in German. Nearly every lesson the randy sod would grin and whisper "I've got a stonker on." Sadly I never found out what it was like.

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By *ornyoldfellaMan
4 weeks ago

Thornton-Cleveleys

Pork Sword.

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By *ristolsbMan
4 weeks ago

Bedminster, Bristol

Stalk

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By *owzerMan
4 weeks ago

Chester.....

The Hogwarts Express

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