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By *orchlight OP Man
2 weeks ago

Chippenham

Tampax have announced that they will be replacing the string on tampons with tinsel. But only for the Christmas period.

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

Why is Mrs Santa Claus sad?

Because Santa only comes once a year

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By *awihMan
2 weeks ago

Aldershot

Santa comes but once a year… I’m hoping to beat his record.

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By *ucksitupMan
2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Why is Mrs Santa Claus sad?

Because Santa only comes once a year"

And then it’s down the chimney

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By *awihMan
2 weeks ago

Aldershot

Your chimney isn’t the only thing Santa wants to slide down.

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By *ildwestheroMan
2 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Didn't realise that I lived in such a rough area! Just bough an Advent Calendar and at least half the windows are boarded up!

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By *ello 1000Man
2 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

My friend complained when she saw Christmas cards on sale at the beginning of November " that far too early" she said ,,,, " that's nothing" I replied ," last year I noticed my local newsagents were selling birthday cards the first week in January,,,,,,,and it's not my birthday until October "

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By *rownriverMan
5 days ago

Crawley

Christmas tips:

Forget the past, you can't change it.

Forget the present, I didn't get you one.

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