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By *enarde OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Barnsley

I resurrected this

I recall many years ago when I was well under 20 I watched a film at home

A group captured by natives in Africa and amongst other methods of topping them off

One gave me such a rush and hard on

A guy was tied and bound into a thick pole he had straws in his nose and mouth to breathe

Mud was poured over him drying quickly pour after pour

He was then roasted over a fire like a spit roast

It was the binding and encasing that did it but even the rotisserie bit

What about you guys ?

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By *tephanie SomtimesTV/TS
12 weeks ago

South Derbyshire

I mentioned in the other thread that smoking a cigarette once got me hard when I was a teenager.

I would always get a hard on the top deck of a bus and would have to hide my hard-on with my briefcase.

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By *amagedgoodsMan
12 weeks ago

Halstead/ Karsiyaka N. Cyprus

Adear friend came out of the house and put her foot up on a chair to put her shoe on the nicely shaped ankle gave me an instant hardon

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Plastic bags or bin liners do it for me. When I see someone carrying a bin bag or opening one out it get so turned on. Not by what’s in the bag but by the bag itself. I love the feel and smell of plastic bags. Have no idea why or how I got this fetish

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By *ig3Man
12 weeks ago

Maldon

Walking along a hedgrow with the smell of the blossom

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By *ildwestheroMan
12 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Usually different types of clothing. Uniforms used to do it which could be embarrassing. Always used to get hard when wearing leathers in my motorbiking days.

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By *weddolMan
12 weeks ago

Chester

Watching butter melt into a baked potato

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By *ungusMan
12 weeks ago

gidea park

The engine vibration in large trucks lorries

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By *er_kingMan
12 weeks ago

Eastleigh

Brushing someones long hair

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By *aulie65Man
12 weeks ago

slough

This may sound weird but the thought of my wife having an affair gets me hard. Really get turned on by thinking while I’m at work she could be naked with her legs open getting her pussy nailed by some big guy.

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By *ncutNovaMan
12 weeks ago

Telford

I used to get hard on the bus when I was in school due to the vibrations and the bumps on the roads. I found I was an incredibly horny individual back in the day. Still am today but the experiences I felt back then have vanished today sadly. Would LOVE to get hard and horny on the bus again

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By *vkatierichardsTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Hereford


"I resurrected this

I recall many years ago when I was well under 20 I watched a film at home

A group captured by natives in Africa and amongst other methods of topping them off

One gave me such a rush and hard on

A guy was tied and bound into a thick pole he had straws in his nose and mouth to breathe

Mud was poured over him drying quickly pour after pour

He was then roasted over a fire like a spit roast

It was the binding and encasing that did it but even the rotisserie bit

What about you guys ?"

Used to read dlocett stories and found i got really turned on by them...

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By *ometomepleaseMan
12 weeks ago

doncaster

High heel shoes.

Stockings

Little tits.

I get hard very easily

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By *ioralwankcurious1Man
12 weeks ago

northwest

Smoked a cigarette in my teens gave me a hardon

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By *ield916TV/TS
12 weeks ago

Worcester park

Being racially abused looool

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By *oxleyMan
12 weeks ago

Wetherby

Morning text from my lover….

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By *ettleTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Bury St Edmunds

Electo stim on my nipples

Also watching women winning a wrestling match against a man

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By *rrsantanMan
12 weeks ago

Ironbridge

Convoy cock it was called in the army

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By *hil 69Man
12 weeks ago

Scarborough

Man in sexy underwear

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By *reed_my_manCouple (MM)
12 weeks ago

Lymington

Guys who keep their socks on for sex 😜

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By *ngel50TV/TS
12 weeks ago

Kinross

[Removed by poster at 04/12/25 08:43:27]

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By *eatherloverukMan
12 weeks ago

near Skegness

a sexy arse in a short black leather mini skirt.

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By *jw58Man
12 weeks ago

Newport

A man in shiny wet look leggings.

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By *ideruler58Man
12 weeks ago

Southampton


"Convoy cock it was called in the army"

Had a few of them lol

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By *illmanimp1972Man
12 weeks ago

pitsea

Sex in a pub toilet lol

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By *lymouth guy 55Man
12 weeks ago

south glos

Free balling in joggers or nylon shorts. Need to improve my sneaky look.

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By *rCurious75Man
12 weeks ago

Ashby de la Zouch

For women it’s then wear a hat or cap. Always gets me going.

For guys (and girls) it’s nothing too unusual but baggy joggers and must be loose at the feet can’t stand elasticated cuffs at the bottom. Even better if there is a huge bulge at the top.

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By *aucey04TV/TS
12 weeks ago

Bletchingley

For me it is nipples pressing through a top (man or women)

BUT

Most of all it is the sight of a precum dribbling helmet that is ready to FUCK me

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By *eicesterBCMan
12 weeks ago

Leicester

The H shape on the back of women's legs

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By *PH1956Man
12 weeks ago

Colchester

Not really weird,

But going commando and a guys bulge in sexy mens briefs.

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By *lastactionheroMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Very muscular women

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Men in boots

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By *rdnezzMan
12 weeks ago

Sudbury

I often get horny when I see shed on allotments, thinking about all the fun possibilities

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By *enarde OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Barnsley

Another one is when we are with sister in law eventually she has the habit of pulling tufts of her hair into her mouth and slowly pulling it out from her closed lips

That mesmerises me and if she giggles it’s like an electric shock coursing through my ball bag

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By *ubmanpaulMan
12 weeks ago

near ripon

My ex wife sitting on my face and pissing on me lol hard as a rock after that

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By *lickshortsMan
12 weeks ago

northampton

Too many things to list. Swimming trunks, shiny nylon gym shorts, the swish of a cane, the sound of a whip cracking across a man's back to name but a few.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Back in the day, train to work going over the points outside London terminal.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Dry orgasms a plenty climbing rope swings and lampposts when younger, did it 100,s of times.

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By *enarde OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Barnsley


"Dry orgasms a plenty climbing rope swings and lampposts when younger, did it 100,s of times. "

Me too lol

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By *onnieabcMan
12 weeks ago

north down

A lady wearing a white blouse with nothing underneath, just a pair of lovely tits

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By *allyridesTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Swindon

Watching a man pissing in a urinal wishing i could hold it

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By *ndreaNWCDTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Paphos

Seeing a 2” wide leather belt..don’t ask…!

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By *yrahirec2015Man
12 weeks ago

ayrshire

Tights in packaging

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By *astDevonGuyMan
12 weeks ago

East Devon

A big Adam’s apple and big noses …..if you have both …..

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By *icechap69Man
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

Hi heels on men or women for me

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By *oolbiguyMan
12 weeks ago

ek

Being belted on the bare strict and hard, esp outside.

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By *retzelfudgeMan
12 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Sitting in the barber's chair.

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By *ardiffchatMan
12 weeks ago

Cardiff

When I wear joggers and no pants I always get hard.

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By *oxleyMan
12 weeks ago

Wetherby

Morning text from my lover……:😂

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By *ishop666Man
12 weeks ago

ls19

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By *ampell1Man
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Womans swimming costume wet not even wearing them

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By *cottishstevexMan
12 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Earlier post said a barbers chair i totally get that , my local is a hubby and wife she is so gentle she must notice my goosebumps

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Bedford

Courgettes on my allotment xx

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By *crsubguyMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester

My new Disney pjs

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Women in uniform

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By *anton mouthMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

Watching songs of praise as a teenager. The slightest hint of cleavage on an old Christian bird and I was rock hard and had to knock one out..

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By *arcusUK2Man
12 weeks ago

Winchester

Bless you my son, now just go into this little booth amd confess everything... You'll find a hole in the wall...

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By *anton mouthMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

now that would be Heaven!

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By *erlin55Man
12 weeks ago

Pembrokeshire

Wearing panties/ lingerie

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By *opeye_DoyleMan
12 weeks ago

Crawley

Just being on the tube has done, must be all the shaking

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By *oaq2Man
12 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Ladies' tits. Preferably small.

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By *egginzboyMan
12 weeks ago

Rugeley

Eroxon

Ha ha just kidding

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By *hagmenowplsMan
12 weeks ago

Hereford

A pert little ass

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By *hagmenowplsMan
12 weeks ago

Hereford

Forgot to say my balls being bashed but not too hard!

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Bedford

Any fruit and vegetable that has a similar shape to a cock xx

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By *redfurMan
12 weeks ago

Swindon

Two things for me:

Fur coats, BIG fur hats, gloves basically any item of fur worn by males or females. Turns out there are a few people who share my fur fetish.

Feeling a soft cock grow hard in my mouth until it explodes.

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By *hil 69Man
12 weeks ago

Scarborough

Man in sexy underwear

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By *arried KentMan
12 weeks ago

Rochester

Sniffing panties

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By *ral-serviceMan
12 weeks ago

Sheffield

Spying on someone who doesn't know you are looking

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By *orthernmanMan
12 weeks ago

egremont

Barbers

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By *ichtea284Man
12 weeks ago

Beccles


"Spying on someone who doesn't know you are looking "

Oh yes

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By *hubbyman10Man
12 weeks ago

Bloxwich

Always used to get an erection when sat on the back seat of the old diesel buses

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By *ythenMan
12 weeks ago

North Co. Dublin

As soon as I slip on the wives hold up stockings

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By *ameulTV/TS
12 weeks ago

norwich - ish

Men in high heels

And nylons lol

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By *ichaelx132Man
12 weeks ago

Lancashire

And me. Those climbing ropes were horny

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Seeing cum on nylons

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By *ewbie NickMan
12 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Women in skorts

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By *ich_YorkMan
12 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland


"Women in skorts"

Skort and a cap? or those ridiculous lycra shorts female athletes wear?

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By *ewbie NickMan
12 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire


"Women in skorts

Skort and a cap? or those ridiculous lycra shorts female athletes wear?"

I’d be happy to keep to a skort or full length Lycra leggings

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By *h60Man
12 weeks ago

Thurso

Watching Jane Fonda in Barbarella when I wasa young teen

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By *enarde OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Barnsley


"And me. Those climbing ropes were horny

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Yes someone described it as a dry wank

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By *enarde OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Barnsley


"Women in skorts"

If the have nice bum n legs

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By *enarde OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Barnsley


"Watching Jane Fonda in Barbarella when I wasa young teen"

The scene where’s there’s man and women swimming about in the big glass bubble connected to a hubba pipe

I remember being so turned on

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By *ncut8ABCMan
12 weeks ago

Norwich


"High heel shoes.

Stockings

Little tits.

I get hard very easily"

Me too..

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By *andyMan
12 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

plastic pants

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By *lowmeMan
12 weeks ago

Nr Shildon

A TV/CD smoking a cigarette and holding a hard cock.

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By *ick1965Man
12 weeks ago

Bangor

Women's cardigans. The more buttons, the sexier they are.

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By *unTimesReturnMan
12 weeks ago

Goole

I remember those feelings too

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Knee high boots mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Down blouse moments !

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By *asturbate youMan
12 weeks ago

WEYBRIDGE

At a sauna when a naked older guy bends over and shows off his low hangers

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By *ldderMan
12 weeks ago

Oxford and Sevenoaks Bath

Not much that doesn't turn me on . Even the wind blowing

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Fem with a pony tail. Extra stiff if in a pleated skirt

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By *andomguy321Man
12 weeks ago

reading

Wierd people

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By *ngel50TV/TS
12 weeks ago

Kinross

A woman in tight Lycra showing camel-toe

Or female with her hair in side bunches

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By *ustPeekinMan
12 weeks ago

Alresford

When I was younger it was the vibrations from being on a coach. School trips were a nightmare 😂

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By *igs72Man
12 weeks ago

Motherwell

Someone wearing converse trainer boots. I have a weird urge to rub my cock on the trainers as they wear them. Not sure why I get the urge and only with converse no other footwear 🤷‍♂️

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By *udi222Man
12 weeks ago

Harrogate

Women with high-tied ponytails. There are a few in the same gym as me & it's a real turn on when they're running on a treadmill with the ponytail swinging from side to side. Even better if they're wearing Nike leggings.

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By *ichtea284Man
12 weeks ago

Beccles


"Women with high-tied ponytails. There are a few in the same gym as me & it's a real turn on when they're running on a treadmill with the ponytail swinging from side to side. Even better if they're wearing Nike leggings.

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That does it for me too

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By *c90Man
12 weeks ago

Windyplace

Jodhpurs, high boots, weirdly the name Samantha....women cyclists in front of me

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By *enarde OP   Man
12 weeks ago

Barnsley


"Jodhpurs, high boots, weirdly the name Samantha....women cyclists in front of me "

A female work colleague had me do some joinery at hers many years ago

She was 26 at the time

She had a horse

She came into the house in tight white jodhpurs and black boots with a thin white vest top

OMG

I missed a chance in life there that I have regretted for about 33years lol

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By *ral-serviceMan
12 weeks ago

Sheffield

Watching people when they don't know you are watching them

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By *3versMan
12 weeks ago

glasgow


"Jodhpurs, high boots, weirdly the name Samantha....women cyclists in front of me

A female work colleague had me do some joinery at hers many years ago

She was 26 at the time

She had a horse

She came into the house in tight white jodhpurs and black boots with a thin white vest top

OMG

I missed a chance in life there that I have regretted for about 33years lol "

Jackie Collins is alive and well

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By *ogmanMan
12 weeks ago

Ross on Wye

After watching a porn movie, many years ago, midget women gets me horny, just can’t explain why, but have always fancied having sex with one.

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By *obert.42Man
12 weeks ago

tiverton

I was 16 when I was working in Manchester I was a passenger in a HGV I asked if I could drive it he said yes, I drove all round Manchester with a hard on. I was so excited.

I get excited for different reasons now

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By *ontoMan
6 weeks ago

basildon

Smelling a women’s dirty panties and stokins

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By *opcock58Man
6 weeks ago

Helston

Taking a crap does it for me sometimes

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By *lowSubMan
6 weeks ago

Northampton

Both fauna and flora, I am something of a formicophile after all...

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By *amuelSnow96Man
6 weeks ago

Birmingham

I think mine is control, it's a little hard to explain but I'll try.

The idea of standing in front of someone, man or woman, clicking my fingers and watching as they become increasingly sensitive, turned on, a pure lust animal, it's one of my favourite fantasies. Remote controlled sex toys are right at the top of my "fuck yes" list because of it. To have you're lust, your body, at the press of a button, it's intoxicating.

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By *r DimpsMan
6 weeks ago

hull

Military convoy, known as convoy cock.

If you know, you know.

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By *ub Cub 83Man
6 weeks ago

leicester

I'm big into the idea of hy_pnosis- being trained by a soothing, masculine voice to be obedient whenever he pleases

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By *adBod1986Man
6 weeks ago

Runcorn

Priti Patel, definitely an awkward boner.

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By *kinless60Man
6 weeks ago

Gloucester

AI/cartoon characters who remind me of girlfriends in the 70/80s. A period where I had a permanent boner and didn't get to shag all of them. It's ludicrous, almost like being sent back in time to make amends, lol

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By *ornyguy911Man
6 weeks ago

harrogate

Mates wife with her feet in my lap

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By *atassia KinkskiTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Rochdale

About age 11 id dress at my friend Yvonnes and wede go on bus into town and to the world I was just another girl out with friends but our bus route had the sexiest girl conductor n wede sit n watch her .. her skirt was so short when she leant near the stairs up shed put her boot heal on the panel n standing on the one leg her knickers n thigh tops were easily seen n wede giggle n argue about wether wede seen her pubes

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By *andomguy321Man
3 weeks ago

reading


"Electo stim on my nipples

Also watching women winning a wrestling match against a man "

Four falls & a submission?

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By *ittleoldme75Man
3 weeks ago

Stockton on tees

Wanking in your hotel room as you here people walk past your door

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By *ellowbladeMan
3 weeks ago

Grantham


"Wanking in your hotel room as you here people walk past your door "
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I agree that is so hot

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3 weeks ago

Watching the nude scean in Women in Love with Ollie Read and the other fella nude wrestling. I was 14.

The caneing scean in the film IF

Similar age.

Both occasions I went upstairs and wanked my hard cock and came instantly

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By *cottishstevexMan
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Been mentioned already back of the bus in my youth always erect hiding with my bag , or swimming pool showers washing my bits still wearing trunks

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By *ucksitupMan
3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Guys who keep their socks on for sex 😜"

Definite passion killer. Instant loss of hard on.

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By *aid4fun321TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Grimsby

Love the look and feel of puffa coats , the bigger and puffier the better. Also get turned on by inflatable toys especially pool toys and blow up dolls

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By *ustinundsMan
3 weeks ago

newcastle

I watched a film on the TV years ago but there was a scene in it where there's sailors on a sailing ship and a couple of them were tied to this grating and whipped. For some reason I got instantly hard. Bondage and spanking have always had that effect on me from then on. I also love to see a nice bulge in skimpy underwear, speedos etc always gets me hard

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By *ewBrumBiMan
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

The thought of intimate and embarrassing medical examinations

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By *lue555Man
3 weeks ago

harrow


"High heel shoes.

Stockings

Little tits.

I get hard very easily"

Which of these is unusual?

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By *lue555Man
3 weeks ago

harrow


"Smelling a women’s dirty panties and stokins"

Why is this unusual some people can’t read properly.

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By *lummoxedMan
3 weeks ago

North West


"Smelling a women’s dirty panties and stokins

Why is this unusual some people can’t read properly. "

Well, it's unusual if you're an actual gay...

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By *ent123Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol

Stood next to men who were soaping there cocks in swimming showers while I'm in little trunks.

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By *irexMan
3 weeks ago

Hertford

Laying in a hospital bed this time last year recovering from a cardiac arrest when I saw Jessica the head nurse for the first time, as she bent over me to adjust something I caught a glimpse of breast - I knew right then that my heart was pumping okay! 😂💗

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By *horthairBuz_edBaldFan65Man
3 weeks ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Sitting in the barber's chair."

I love watching and giving guys Buzzcuts/Shaved Heads, Naked.

Also love being in a Barbers Chair being Buz_ed Down!

All started when sitting waiting in the Barbers when i was young.

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By *westMan
3 weeks ago

Hull


"This may sound weird but the thought of my wife having an affair gets me hard. Really get turned on by thinking while I’m at work she could be naked with her legs open getting her pussy nailed by some big guy."

The thought of my wife having an affair turns me on so much. I think about her leaving me and that gets me so horny too

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By *kwankerukukMan
3 weeks ago

Newcastle

Braless pokies and nostrils lol

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By *havvybritneyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

london - near Finsbury park

brushing a girls hair, stroking her legs in nylons x

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By *andomguy321Man
3 weeks ago

reading

The sight of a weeping bride

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By *ewBrumBiMan
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Also, recalling times when I've had to be undressed and had been very uncomfortable - school changing rooms, campsite showers etc.

Something about the embarrassment and degrading nature of the experiences?

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By *amie87hMan
3 weeks ago

Poulton

For me it was a film I watched when I was young. I forget the name of it, kids film probably but some mean old witches turned a boy into a mouse and laughed at him and that gave me tingles in my nether regions! I think from a domination point of view

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By *urious69xxxMan
3 weeks ago

Newark


"This may sound weird but the thought of my wife having an affair gets me hard. Really get turned on by thinking while I’m at work she could be naked with her legs open getting her pussy nailed by some big guy."

This absolutely works for me. I live to think of my partner getting railed while im not home

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By *nonTop200Man
3 weeks ago

here

1. Running my hands under hot water.

2. The scene in Pretty Woman where Richard Gere walks away from the elevator is his socks (not attracted to Richard Gere at any other time).

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By *iBobOxonMan
3 weeks ago

Thame/Aylesbury


"A lady wearing a white blouse with nothing underneath, just a pair of lovely tits"

Not weird.

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By *rancd2TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Varnished nails, especially red varnish.

Pregnant Women (not that there are many pregnant men!!)

Very high stiletto heels.

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By *ideruler58Man
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Varnished nails, especially red varnish.

Pregnant Women (not that there are many pregnant men!!)

Very high stiletto heels."

Defo pregnant women

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By *ikey1976Man
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Varnished nails, especially red varnish.

Pregnant Women (not that there are many pregnant men!!)

Very high stiletto heels.

Defo pregnant women "

Yes also agree on that

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By *erscumdumpMan
3 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

Warm weather.

Masculine confident men.

Men riding a motorbike wearing shorts (even though i know it's an utterly stupid thing to do).

Muscled forearms.

Guys in site trousers.

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By *inknautMan
3 weeks ago

Roath

Most of these are far from weird? 🥱😅

How about Monster Fucker porn?

Like, giants and demons and stuff.

That's pretty odd.

Stumbled on it many years ago and it gets me pretty hard. Wife likes it too

🤷‍♂️

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By *orcsmatMan
3 weeks ago

Kidderminster


"Hi heels on men or women for me"

I agree. Why should men's footwear, especially sandals have to be so clunky? I'd love to be able to dress in jeans and a fitted t shirt, with heeled, strappy sandals on my feet.

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By *oxy 11Man
3 weeks ago

Doncaster

Being desperate for a wee

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By *inknautMan
3 weeks ago

Roath


"Being desperate for a wee"

Ahh, Omorashi. Very popular in Japan. Well, popular enough to have it's own name

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By *umlover71Man
3 weeks ago

Lowestoft

Seeing men naked in public toilets (in person or pictures.)

Never fails to get me hard.

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By *islimsxguyMan
3 weeks ago

Chadwell Heath

Builders bum cleavage, especially if its hairy. If the guy is in shorts and hi viz vest over a t-shirt, thats a bonus.

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By *lipflopboyMan
3 weeks ago

Mold

Men in bare feet. Or men playing with my bare feet. It's always been a massive turn on. Google tells me it's the most common fetish too

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By *unglincolnimpMan
3 weeks ago

Lincoln

Men’s nipples and armpits

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By *ngelic69Man
3 weeks ago

Thanet.

Combing long silky hair.

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By *elenaCDTV/TS
3 weeks ago

In the sticks Somerset

Watching Carol Kirkwood presenting the weather.

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By *appyman8989Man
3 weeks ago

south shropshire

Watching women piss

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By *limjim400Man
3 weeks ago

sligo city centre

Watching men piss beside me in the urinal

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By *lackbootzMan
3 weeks ago

Hayes, Middx

Peter Mandelson’s career finally going down the death spiral.

If he gets any prison time, I shall likely be so priapic I’ll need medical attention.

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By *wladMan
3 weeks ago

high wycombe

Using a public bathroom, especially one that's in a shopping centre that you have to go out of your way to get to (e.g. up stairs etc.)

Reminds me of my first times cottaging.

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By *ingle12Man
3 weeks ago

Newcastle

Wearing a leather belt and nothing else.

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By *yespy57Man
3 weeks ago

Hull


"Watching women piss"

Totally agree, and have watched and videoed wife many times.

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By *rselicker69Man
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Woman's lips(face) when they lick them and make them wet.also seeing a woman piss standing up.only ever seen it once

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By *horts GuyMan
3 weeks ago

Hove

Public transport

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By *ensualblokeMan
3 weeks ago

London /Colchester


"Watching women piss

Totally agree, and have watched and videoed wife many times."

Good call here. Love watching the FB piss in the shower.

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By *enshun4Man
3 weeks ago

Local

Not weird but wearing panties does it for me 😉👍

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By *hubbyGinger76Man
3 weeks ago

Halesowen


"Not weird but wearing panties does it for me 😉👍"

Absolutely, same here

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By *lissfulMan
3 weeks ago

York

I had a girlfriend a few years ago and we always had a chat when she bathed. When she was finished she'd always take a piss because she knew how much it aroused me.

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By *nguslad69Man
3 weeks ago

Montrose

Women farting

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By *damb00Man
3 weeks ago

Leicestershire

Old men

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By *hubbyGinger76Man
3 weeks ago

Halesowen

Going into a public toilet cubicle, pulling down trousers to sit and thinking about guys within a few feet, just the other side of the door or in the next cubicle

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By *PH1956Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester

Not Weird!

But going Commando always turns me on!

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By *arly-C-STV/TS
3 weeks ago

Doncaster

The Countdown Clock, had many a wank over Carole, Rachel, Suzi and Colin.

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By *ryme678Man
3 weeks ago

Bury

One of many but…… being with a sissy in a n@ppy and plastic pants x

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By *oblynMan
3 weeks ago

Millbrook, Cornwall

I sometimes have thoughts about s--t in my mouth. Always makes me stiff.

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By *ewBrumBiMan
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Being convinced to get naked while I'm at work

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By *edMan
3 weeks ago

south wales

Raindrops on bare shoulders and back.

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By *ampell1Man
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

The old type nurses uniform with tge gat belt little watch pinned on

My aunty was,a nurse

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By *ornybisubslutMan
3 weeks ago

Coventry

I always got hard on the bus as a teen I think it was the vibrations. I was on one recently but it was electric no vibrations

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By *eefunpeeMan
3 weeks ago

Walcott

Anybody sitting on a potty or a bedpan especialy if there in pyjamas or a nightdress. Comodes do it for me too or men using urinal bottles. Anything like that

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