FabGuys.com forum: Weird things that give you a hard on

By *enarde OP Man
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

I resurrected this

I recall many years ago when I was well under 20 I watched a film at home

A group captured by natives in Africa and amongst other methods of topping them off

One gave me such a rush and hard on

A guy was tied and bound into a thick pole he had straws in his nose and mouth to breathe

Mud was poured over him drying quickly pour after pour

He was then roasted over a fire like a spit roast

It was the binding and encasing that did it but even the rotisserie bit

What about you guys ?

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By *tephanie SomtimesTV/TS
2 weeks ago

South Derbyshire

I mentioned in the other thread that smoking a cigarette once got me hard when I was a teenager.

I would always get a hard on the top deck of a bus and would have to hide my hard-on with my briefcase.

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By *amagedgoodsMan
2 weeks ago

Halstead/ Karsiyaka N. Cyprus

Adear friend came out of the house and put her foot up on a chair to put her shoe on the nicely shaped ankle gave me an instant hardon

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By *rishpeteMan
2 weeks ago

west

Plastic bags or bin liners do it for me. When I see someone carrying a bin bag or opening one out it get so turned on. Not by what’s in the bag but by the bag itself. I love the feel and smell of plastic bags. Have no idea why or how I got this fetish

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By *ig3Man
2 weeks ago

Maldon

Walking along a hedgrow with the smell of the blossom

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By *ildwestheroMan
2 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Usually different types of clothing. Uniforms used to do it which could be embarrassing. Always used to get hard when wearing leathers in my motorbiking days.

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By *weddolMan
2 weeks ago

Chester

Watching butter melt into a baked potato

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By *ungusMan
2 weeks ago

gidea park

The engine vibration in large trucks lorries

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By *er_kingMan
2 weeks ago

Eastleigh

Brushing someones long hair

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By *aulie65Man
2 weeks ago

slough

This may sound weird but the thought of my wife having an affair gets me hard. Really get turned on by thinking while I’m at work she could be naked with her legs open getting her pussy nailed by some big guy.

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By *ncutNovaMan
2 weeks ago

Telford

I used to get hard on the bus when I was in school due to the vibrations and the bumps on the roads. I found I was an incredibly horny individual back in the day. Still am today but the experiences I felt back then have vanished today sadly. Would LOVE to get hard and horny on the bus again

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By *vkatierichardsTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Hereford

"I resurrected this

I recall many years ago when I was well under 20 I watched a film at home

A group captured by natives in Africa and amongst other methods of topping them off

One gave me such a rush and hard on

A guy was tied and bound into a thick pole he had straws in his nose and mouth to breathe

Mud was poured over him drying quickly pour after pour

He was then roasted over a fire like a spit roast

It was the binding and encasing that did it but even the rotisserie bit

What about you guys ?"

Used to read dlocett stories and found i got really turned on by them...

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By *ometomepleaseMan
2 weeks ago

doncaster

High heel shoes.

Stockings

Little tits.

I get hard very easily

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By *ioralwankcurious1Man
2 weeks ago

northwest

Smoked a cigarette in my teens gave me a hardon

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By *ield916TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Worcester park

Being racially abused looool

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By *oxleyMan
2 weeks ago

Wetherby

Morning text from my lover….

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By *ettleTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bury St Edmunds

Electo stim on my nipples

Also watching women winning a wrestling match against a man

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By *rrsantanMan
2 weeks ago

Buildwas

Convoy cock it was called in the army

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By *hil 69Man
2 weeks ago

Scarborough

Man in sexy underwear

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By *reed_my_manCouple (MM)
2 weeks ago

Lymington

Guys who keep their socks on for sex 😜

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By *ngel50TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Kinross

[Removed by poster at 04/12/25 08:43:27]

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By *eatherloverukMan
2 weeks ago

near Skegness

a sexy arse in a short black leather mini skirt.

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By *jw58Man
2 weeks ago

Newport

A man in shiny wet look leggings.

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By *ideruler58Man
2 weeks ago

Southampton

"Convoy cock it was called in the army"

Had a few of them lol

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By *illmanimp1972Man
2 weeks ago

pitsea

Sex in a pub toilet lol

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By *lymouth guy 55Man
2 weeks ago

south glos

Free balling in joggers or nylon shorts. Need to improve my sneaky look.

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By *rCurious75Man
2 weeks ago

Ashby de la Zouch

For women it’s then wear a hat or cap. Always gets me going.

For guys (and girls) it’s nothing too unusual but baggy joggers and must be loose at the feet can’t stand elasticated cuffs at the bottom. Even better if there is a huge bulge at the top.

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By *aucey04TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bletchingley

For me it is nipples pressing through a top (man or women)

BUT

Most of all it is the sight of a precum dribbling helmet that is ready to FUCK me

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By *eicesterBCMan
2 weeks ago

Leicester

The H shape on the back of women's legs

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By *PH1956Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester

Not really weird,

But going commando and a guys bulge in sexy mens briefs.

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By *lastactionheroMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Very muscular women

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Men in boots

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By *rdnezzMan
2 weeks ago

Suffolk

I often get horny when I see shed on allotments, thinking about all the fun possibilities

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By *enarde OP Man
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

Another one is when we are with sister in law eventually she has the habit of pulling tufts of her hair into her mouth and slowly pulling it out from her closed lips

That mesmerises me and if she giggles it’s like an electric shock coursing through my ball bag

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By *ubmanpaulMan
2 weeks ago

near ripon

My ex wife sitting on my face and pissing on me lol hard as a rock after that

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By *lickshortsMan
2 weeks ago

northampton

Too many things to list. Swimming trunks, shiny nylon gym shorts, the swish of a cane, the sound of a whip cracking across a man's back to name but a few.

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By *alm_one4Man
2 weeks ago

RM16

Back in the day, train to work going over the points outside London terminal.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Dry orgasms a plenty climbing rope swings and lampposts when younger, did it 100,s of times.

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By *enarde OP Man
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

"Dry orgasms a plenty climbing rope swings and lampposts when younger, did it 100,s of times. "

Me too lol

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By *onnieabcMan
2 weeks ago

north down

A lady wearing a white blouse with nothing underneath, just a pair of lovely tits

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By *allyridesTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Swindon

Watching a man pissing in a urinal wishing i could hold it

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By *ndreaNWCDTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Paphos

Seeing a 2” wide leather belt..don’t ask…!

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By *yrahirec2015Man
2 weeks ago

ayrshire

Tights in packaging

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By *astDevonGuyMan
2 weeks ago

East Devon

A big Adam’s apple and big noses …..if you have both …..

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By *icechap69Man
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Hi heels on men or women for me

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By *oolbiguyMan
2 weeks ago

Being belted on the bare strict and hard, esp outside.

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By *retzelfudgeMan
2 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Sitting in the barber's chair.

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By *ardiffchatMan
2 weeks ago

Cardiff

When I wear joggers and no pants I always get hard.

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By *oxleyMan
2 weeks ago

Wetherby

Morning text from my lover……:😂

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By *ishop666Man
2 weeks ago

ls19

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By *ampell1Man
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Womans swimming costume wet not even wearing them

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By *cottishstevexMan
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Earlier post said a barbers chair i totally get that , my local is a hubby and wife she is so gentle she must notice my goosebumps

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Courgettes on my allotment xx

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By *crsubguyMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester

My new Disney pjs

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By *ust a blokeMan
2 weeks ago

Leicester

Women in uniform

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By *anton mouthMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

Watching songs of praise as a teenager. The slightest hint of cleavage on an old Christian bird and I was rock hard and had to knock one out..

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By *arcusUK2Man
2 weeks ago

Winchester

Bless you my son, now just go into this little booth amd confess everything... You'll find a hole in the wall...

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By *anton mouthMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

now that would be Heaven!

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By *erlin55Man
2 weeks ago

Pembrokeshire

Wearing panties/ lingerie

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By *opeye_DoyleMan
2 weeks ago

Crawley

Just being on the tube has done, must be all the shaking

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By *oaq2Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Ladies' tits. Preferably small.

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By *egginzboyMan
2 weeks ago

Rugeley

Eroxon

Ha ha just kidding

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By *hagmenowplsMan
2 weeks ago

Hereford

A pert little ass

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By *hagmenowplsMan
2 weeks ago

Hereford

Forgot to say my balls being bashed but not too hard!

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Any fruit and vegetable that has a similar shape to a cock xx

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By *redfurMan
2 weeks ago

Swindon

Two things for me:

Fur coats, BIG fur hats, gloves basically any item of fur worn by males or females. Turns out there are a few people who share my fur fetish.

Feeling a soft cock grow hard in my mouth until it explodes.

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By *hil 69Man
2 weeks ago

Scarborough

Man in sexy underwear

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By *arried KentMan
2 weeks ago

Rochester

Sniffing panties

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By *ral-serviceMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Spying on someone who doesn't know you are looking

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By *orthernmanMan
2 weeks ago

egremont

Barbers

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By *ichtea284Man
2 weeks ago

Beccles

"Spying on someone who doesn't know you are looking "

Oh yes

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By *hubbyman10Man
2 weeks ago

Bloxwich

Always used to get an erection when sat on the back seat of the old diesel buses

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By *ythenMan
2 weeks ago

Dublin

As soon as I slip on the wives hold up stockings

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By *ameulTV/TS
2 weeks ago

norwich - ish

Men in high heels

And nylons lol

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By *ichaelx132Man
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

And me. Those climbing ropes were horny

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By *efflynneMan
2 weeks ago

telford

Seeing cum on nylons

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By *ewbie NickMan
2 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Women in skorts

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By *ich_YorkMan
2 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

"Women in skorts"

Skort and a cap? or those ridiculous lycra shorts female athletes wear?

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By *ewbie NickMan
2 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

"Women in skorts

Skort and a cap? or those ridiculous lycra shorts female athletes wear?"

I’d be happy to keep to a skort or full length Lycra leggings

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By *h60Man
2 weeks ago

Thurso

Watching Jane Fonda in Barbarella when I wasa young teen

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By *enarde OP Man
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

"And me. Those climbing ropes were horny

Yes someone described it as a dry wank

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By *enarde OP Man
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

"Women in skorts"

If the have nice bum n legs

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By *enarde OP Man
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

"Watching Jane Fonda in Barbarella when I wasa young teen"

The scene where’s there’s man and women swimming about in the big glass bubble connected to a hubba pipe

I remember being so turned on

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By *ncut8ABCMan
2 weeks ago

Norwich

"High heel shoes.

Stockings

Little tits.

I get hard very easily"

Me too..

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By *andyMan
2 weeks ago

southend-on-sea

plastic pants

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By *lowmeMan
2 weeks ago

Nr Shildon

A TV/CD smoking a cigarette and holding a hard cock.

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By *ick1965Man
2 weeks ago

Bangor

Women's cardigans. The more buttons, the sexier they are.

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By *unTimesReturnMan
2 weeks ago

Goole

I remember those feelings too

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Knee high boots mmmm

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By *ust a blokeMan
2 weeks ago

Leicester

Down blouse moments !

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By *asturbate youMan
2 weeks ago

Weybridge

At a sauna when a naked older guy bends over and shows off his low hangers

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By *ldderMan
2 weeks ago

Oxford and Sevenoaks

Not much that doesn't turn me on . Even the wind blowing

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By *ervinwestMan
2 weeks ago

belfast

Fem with a pony tail. Extra stiff if in a pleated skirt

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By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

Wierd people

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By *ngel50TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Kinross

A woman in tight Lycra showing camel-toe

Or female with her hair in side bunches

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By *ustPeekinMan
2 weeks ago

Alresford

When I was younger it was the vibrations from being on a coach. School trips were a nightmare 😂

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By *igs72Man
2 weeks ago

Motherwell

Someone wearing converse trainer boots. I have a weird urge to rub my cock on the trainers as they wear them. Not sure why I get the urge and only with converse no other footwear 🤷‍♂️

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By *udi222Man
2 weeks ago

Harrogate

Women with high-tied ponytails. There are a few in the same gym as me & it's a real turn on when they're running on a treadmill with the ponytail swinging from side to side. Even better if they're wearing Nike leggings.

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By *ichtea284Man
2 weeks ago

Beccles

"Women with high-tied ponytails. There are a few in the same gym as me & it's a real turn on when they're running on a treadmill with the ponytail swinging from side to side. Even better if they're wearing Nike leggings.

That does it for me too

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By *c90Man
2 weeks ago

Windyplace

Jodhpurs, high boots, weirdly the name Samantha....women cyclists in front of me

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By *enarde OP Man
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

"Jodhpurs, high boots, weirdly the name Samantha....women cyclists in front of me "

A female work colleague had me do some joinery at hers many years ago

She was 26 at the time

She had a horse

She came into the house in tight white jodhpurs and black boots with a thin white vest top

OMG

I missed a chance in life there that I have regretted for about 33years lol

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By *ral-serviceMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Watching people when they don't know you are watching them

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

"Jodhpurs, high boots, weirdly the name Samantha....women cyclists in front of me

A female work colleague had me do some joinery at hers many years ago

She was 26 at the time

She had a horse

She came into the house in tight white jodhpurs and black boots with a thin white vest top

OMG

I missed a chance in life there that I have regretted for about 33years lol "

Jackie Collins is alive and well

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By *ogmanMan
2 weeks ago

Ross on Wye

After watching a porn movie, many years ago, midget women gets me horny, just can’t explain why, but have always fancied having sex with one.

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By *obert.42Man
2 weeks ago

tiverton

I was 16 when I was working in Manchester I was a passenger in a HGV I asked if I could drive it he said yes, I drove all round Manchester with a hard on. I was so excited.

I get excited for different reasons now

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