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By *rownriver OP Man
7 days ago

Crawley

He laid her on the table, so white & clean and bare.

His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and then her breast and then drooling felt her thigh...

The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry!

The hole was wide, he looked inside, all was dark and murky.

He rubbed his hands then stretched his arms....

And stuffed that 29LB turkey!!!!!!

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By *enjamin2018Man
7 days ago

Halstead

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By *rownriver OP Man
5 days ago

Crawley

🎅 With Christmas fast approaching I was wondering if anybody still believes in Santa?

I remember the day my parents told me Santa didn't exist.

I was so upset, I got in my car and drove to the pub.

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By *etterbiggerMan
4 days ago

Scunthorpe

I was up in the loft getting the Christmas decorations out. I spotted an unopened present from last Christmas still up there. I wondered what had happened to the puppy we got the kids

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