FabGuys.com forum: Jokes from 2026

By *illylover OP Man
7 weeks ago

EH48

Time we had a laugh again so I’ll start it off.

A chap met this wonderful and sexy lady and they decided to marry.

But he was unsure of her previous sexual experience as he didn’t want to marry an experience well used woman. So he asked his pal for guidance on how to tell?

His pal said on your wedding night if she, on viewing your wedding tackle for the first time says: ooh Tom what a beautiful penis you have as opposed to a Cock which is generally used to describe bigger cock, then you’ll know she’s not been about.

So on their wedding night he strips off and she duly says: ooh Tom what a wonderful penis you have!!

He said thank goodness for that! To which she said why Tom? Well I’m glad you never said Cock!

To which she said ahh but a cocks this size - parting her hands greatly 😁

By *rownriverMan
5 weeks ago

Crawley

I'm writing a script at the moment, about two detectives who solve crimes over the phone.

It’s called Star Key and Hash.

By *rownriverMan
5 weeks ago

Crawley

I phoned my local Pizza Hut and asked for a Thin and Crusty Supreme.

They sent me Diana Ross!

By *hubbyGinger76Man
7 days ago

Halesowen

If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day it increases the chance of a stroke, if she drinks the whole bottle she might suck it too

By *iPantiesMan
7 days ago

Louth

How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A fish