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"Worst case scenario - a trip to A & E" Absolute worst case scenario  | |||
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"Worst case scenario - a trip to A & E Absolute worst case scenario "It may be needed tho | |||
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"Worst case scenario - a trip to A & E" I can't think of any alternative if he's already been trying for half an hour and it's still stuck. If it doesn't shift when he next needs to shit it could be problematic. | |||
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"Worst case scenario - a trip to A & E Absolute worst case scenario "No that would be having to call 999 for an ambulance to come and take you to A & E and then having your neighbours asking what was wrong after you got home. | |||
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"Worst case scenario - a trip to A & E I can't think of any alternative if he's already been trying for half an hour and it's still stuck. If it doesn't shift when he next needs to shit it could be problematic." Requires a 3 legged sprocket puller! | |||
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"Worst case scenario - a trip to A & E Absolute worst case scenario
It may be needed tho"Oh I know. It’s just the thought of having to go to A&E with that  | |||
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"Worst case scenario - a trip to A & E Absolute worst case scenario
No that would be having to call 999 for an ambulance to come and take you to A & E and then having your neighbours asking what was wrong after you got home."God, I hope you’re not speaking from first hand experience  | |||
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"Worst case scenario - a trip to A & E Absolute worst case scenario
It may be needed tho
Oh I know. It’s just the thought of having to go to A&E with that "Well they are professionals, and have probably seen worse over the years. And just remember your health is far more important than your embarrassment, the blockage could cause more problems. | |||
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"Worst case scenario - a trip to A & E Absolute worst case scenario
No that would be having to call 999 for an ambulance to come and take you to A & E and then having your neighbours asking what was wrong after you got home.
God, I hope you’re not speaking from first hand experience "No, thankfully. But I remember hearing some real horror stories about things people have stuck up their arse and not been able to get out without going to hospital - the glass ones being the worst. | |||
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"Worst case scenario - a trip to A & E Absolute worst case scenario
It may be needed tho
Oh I know. It’s just the thought of having to go to A&E with that
Well they are professionals, and have probably seen worse over the years. And just remember your health is far more important than your embarrassment, the blockage could cause more problems."Yes, you’re right. I’d just hate to find myself in that situation, that’s all 🙂 | |||
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"Worst case scenario - a trip to A & E Absolute worst case scenario
No that would be having to call 999 for an ambulance to come and take you to A & E and then having your neighbours asking what was wrong after you got home.
God, I hope you’re not speaking from first hand experience
No, thankfully. But I remember hearing some real horror stories about things people have stuck up their arse and not been able to get out without going to hospital - the glass ones being the worst."When fun goes wrong 🤨 | |||
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"You might have a read of this from the Royal College of Surgeons https://publishing.rcseng.ac.uk/doi/10.1308/rcsann.2020.7129?__cf_chl_tk=nPN9V5xbLlqkFhze4JYKzZlCPbip.9lDVbEpSPoNWps-1768769228-1.0.1.1-Sf1uwt2GWiZcvETPFpfCLNpOPkBgrjMGismDYPFGkfo Seems they have to deal with quite a few incidents - mostly men, and it may require surgical removal." I think I’ll need a stiff drink before I read that 😧 | |||
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"Worst case scenario - a trip to A & E Absolute worst case scenario
No that would be having to call 999 for an ambulance to come and take you to A & E and then having your neighbours asking what was wrong after you got home."But he could lie to them. | |||
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"You might have a read of this from the Royal College of Surgeons https://publishing.rcseng.ac.uk/doi/10.1308/rcsann.2020.7129?__cf_chl_tk=nPN9V5xbLlqkFhze4JYKzZlCPbip.9lDVbEpSPoNWps-1768769228-1.0.1.1-Sf1uwt2GWiZcvETPFpfCLNpOPkBgrjMGismDYPFGkfo Seems they have to deal with quite a few incidents - mostly men, and it may require surgical removal. I think I’ll need a stiff drink before I read that 😧" Well in my younger days I did go out with a Doctor, and also a few male nurses (not at the same time though). Lost track of them over the years, but some happy memories. | |||
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"You might have a read of this from the Royal College of Surgeons https://publishing.rcseng.ac.uk/doi/10.1308/rcsann.2020.7129?__cf_chl_tk=nPN9V5xbLlqkFhze4JYKzZlCPbip.9lDVbEpSPoNWps-1768769228-1.0.1.1-Sf1uwt2GWiZcvETPFpfCLNpOPkBgrjMGismDYPFGkfo Seems they have to deal with quite a few incidents - mostly men, and it may require surgical removal. I think I’ll need a stiff drink before I read that 😧 Well in my younger days I did go out with a Doctor, and also a few male nurses (not at the same time though). Lost track of them over the years, but some happy memories." Always handy to have a Doctor in the house to cover a variety of eventualities 😊 | |||
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"I don't wanna panic you, but I have heard some horrendous stories about stuck dildo's requiring removal in hospital. To the point where they need to go onto the operating table to get extracted out. Hope it's resolved sooner though. " Yeah, I work in theatres and this does happen. Just make sure you let someone know you’re in there, even if it’s not your ‘proper’ Next Of Kin’. The rest is anonymous. | |||
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"Just spent 35 mins trying to extract butt plug my visitor pushed it up after rimming me and too far so no fuck and 30 mins of panic" We’re all dying to know…. Is it out? | |||
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"Just spent 35 mins trying to extract butt plug my visitor pushed it up after rimming me and too far so no fuck and 30 mins of panic" Last night my fb put my anal heads in me, quite soft starting about 3/4 inch diameter to 2 1/2 inch diameter. Total length about 18 inches. That has a flared base but I was so horny I pushed the base in too and he even got most of his fist in too. Now as for it coming out a couple of the smaller beads had popped "round the corner" so to speak. When it came to removing them, he took his fist out and I slowly pushed the first ones out. They didn't want to move at first, but the trick is not to panic. The smaller ones that had gone quite high up didn't want to be pushed out and I had to gently pull on the beads to pop them out from the colon to the rectum. Just push like a bowel movement. If it's not working squat down and let gravity help too. What was the toy you were using? It's got to go pretty high and round a curved path to get truly stuck. | |||
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"The more you panic, the worse it will stick. Go and have a shower or do something none sexual" Like gardening | |||
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"Just spent 35 mins trying to extract butt plug my visitor pushed it up after rimming me and too far so no fuck and 30 mins of panic" All sorted now | |||
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"Took quite a while but the lovely guy that pushed it up there finally managed to get a plastic wire around the base whilst opening me wide with his fingers it turned out to be quite a near pleasant experience nearest thing to bebfistedbI suppose again lesson learned" Calling bs on this post and the apparent solution. That much concern and panic would not turn out to be “a near pleasant experience” It should have been in the stories and fantasies section. | |||
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"Took quite a while but the lovely guy that pushed it up there finally managed to get a plastic wire around the base whilst opening me wide with his fingers it turned out to be quite a near pleasant experience nearest thing to bebfistedbI suppose again lesson learned Calling bs on this post and the apparent solution. That much concern and panic would not turn out to be “a near pleasant experience” It should have been in the stories and fantasies section. " Lol it should be pics or it didn't happen | |||
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"Took quite a while but the lovely guy that pushed it up there finally managed to get a plastic wire around the base whilst opening me wide with his fingers it turned out to be quite a near pleasant experience nearest thing to bebfistedbI suppose again lesson learned" 
Re various refs to A&E - it really isn't anything that any busy A&E hasn't seen before, hundreds of times. And if it's your absolute last resort, it's best done earlier rather than later ... | |||
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"Why would you phone 999? What is an Ambulance going to do?" Get you very quickly into an A&E unit, where you can be sedated or anaesthetised and a surgeon can figure out a way to extract the object without bringing half your rectum with it. Seriously: there are entire websites devoted to accounts of how objects were extracted by various means, some of them quite ingenious. Some also include highly improbable accounts of how those objects got up there. Slipping in the shower is a favourite ... best to be honest about it really. https://people.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt https://www.emedicinehealth.com/foreign_body_rectum/article_em.htm | |||
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"After reading that think I'll throw my 3 metal plugs in the bin. " You could tie a plank around them to help to stop them falling inside! | |||
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"After reading that think I'll throw my 3 metal plugs in the bin. You could tie a plank around them to help to stop them falling inside! " I'll just stick to my suction dildo from now on me thinks | |||
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"My friend, ex Nursing Sister, said one that made them laugh was a woman with a Trout stuck up her vagina. When they asked her how, she explained that it had been frozen and she was taking it out of the freezer to cook. 'Well, it looked so long and cool that one thing led to another and I suddenly decided to see if it felt as lovely as it looked, so I put it inside me. At first it did but it gradually began to thaw. Then the gills and fins defrosted and opened while it was inside and I couldn't do anything to get it out!'" . Bet the trout stunk when they got it out … | |||
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