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"What's been you silliest 1st message ever from a guy? Today I had a message that said "What day do you go shopping?". Needless to say I didn't reply." Same day as you have buttered scones for tea, obviously  | |||
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"I know, but now you've got us all wondering. What day DO you go shopping?" I dont, I do it online & a man delivers it 😂 | |||
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"What's been you silliest 1st message ever from a guy? Today I had a message that said "What day do you go shopping?". Needless to say I didn't reply." You show zero curiosity, my friend! Perhaps he’s already clocked you in the supermarket and wants to know when he can rub his basket against you in the Fruit N Veg. Perhaps he gets away from the missus for shopping and wants to coordinate. Maybe he works for Lidl and has a special offer? I’d want to know more. | |||
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"What's been you silliest 1st message ever from a guy? Today I had a message that said "What day do you go shopping?". Needless to say I didn't reply. You show zero curiosity, my friend! Perhaps he’s already clocked you in the supermarket and wants to know when he can rub his basket against you in the Fruit N Veg. Perhaps he gets away from the missus for shopping and wants to coordinate. Maybe he works for Lidl and has a special offer? I’d want to know more. " As a general rule I dont wave my todger around in Morrisons for him to recognise me off here. Usually | |||
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"What's been you silliest 1st message ever from a guy? Today I had a message that said "What day do you go shopping?". Needless to say I didn't reply. You show zero curiosity, my friend! Perhaps he’s already clocked you in the supermarket and wants to know when he can rub his basket against you in the Fruit N Veg. Perhaps he gets away from the missus for shopping and wants to coordinate. Maybe he works for Lidl and has a special offer? I’d want to know more. As a general rule I dont wave my todger around in Morrisons for him to recognise me off here. Usually" As I said: zero curiosity. Everyone in Asda knows my todger. | |||
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"What's been you silliest 1st message ever from a guy? Today I had a message that said "What day do you go shopping?". Needless to say I didn't reply. You show zero curiosity, my friend! Perhaps he’s already clocked you in the supermarket and wants to know when he can rub his basket against you in the Fruit N Veg. Perhaps he gets away from the missus for shopping and wants to coordinate. Maybe he works for Lidl and has a special offer? I’d want to know more. As a general rule I dont wave my todger around in Morrisons for him to recognise me off here. Usually As I said: zero curiosity. Everyone in Asda knows my todger. " You should steer well clear of the meat aisle for fear of being mistaken for a Mortadella. | |||
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"Every couple of weeks, I get one from the same person ... It just says '69' (not even a '?') Whatever I reply, or don't reply at all ... they then send another one that says 'now' " Years back in the Goode Olde Gaydar Days and when little chat windows would pop up suddenly, there was a guy who would regularly appear saying “anything goes chat ?” [there was always that space between last word and question mark] and I would invariably reply “Ooh yes please - I love Cole Porter!” to which the reply a few minutes later was always “wtf ?” He used to work through the chat rooms just sending this introduction to everyone in turn. In about 2 or 3 weeks time - “anything goes chat ?” This routine went on for *literally* years and years and years and years. It was always “anything goes chat ? / Ooh yes please - I love Cole Porter! / wtf ?” I never changed my reply - I’ve always had the same profile name on all sites - and I thought surely, surely, he’s not going to do it again as he must know my profile name and know what I’m going to say… But, no… “anything goes chat ?” I actually have this little yearning that one day a message will come through here saying “anything goes chat ?” But he’s probably here in the Forum chatting happily about her panties when the wife is out shopping. Fond memories! | |||
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"Can't beat the old fabguys classic: ... mmmmmm ..." That one just grates like fuck. | |||
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"Every couple of weeks, I get one from the same person ... It just says '69' (not even a '?') Whatever I reply, or don't reply at all ... they then send another one that says 'now' Years back in the Goode Olde Gaydar Days and when little chat windows would pop up suddenly, there was a guy who would regularly appear saying “anything goes chat ?” [there was always that space between last word and question mark] and I would invariably reply “Ooh yes please - I love Cole Porter!” to which the reply a few minutes later was always “wtf ?” He used to work through the chat rooms just sending this introduction to everyone in turn. In about 2 or 3 weeks time - “anything goes chat ?” This routine went on for *literally* years and years and years and years. It was always “anything goes chat ? / Ooh yes please - I love Cole Porter! / wtf ?” I never changed my reply - I’ve always had the same profile name on all sites - and I thought surely, surely, he’s not going to do it again as he must know my profile name and know what I’m going to say… But, no… “anything goes chat ?” I actually have this little yearning that one day a message will come through here saying “anything goes chat ?” But he’s probably here in the Forum chatting happily about her panties when the wife is out shopping. Fond memories! " That's pure gold BB | |||
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"Can't beat the old fabguys classic: ... mmmmmm ... That one just grates like fuck. " I never know if it means "mmmmm- like when you eat a chocolate eclair" or "mmmmm- when you smell the milk carton and think will I risk it in my cornflakes " | |||
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"Can't beat the old fabguys classic: ... mmmmmm ... That one just grates like fuck. I never know if it means "mmmmm- like when you eat a chocolate eclair" or "mmmmm- when you smell the milk carton and think will I risk it in my cornflakes "" Mmmmm is yummy eclair. Hmmmm is this milk might be off. | |||
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"Can't beat the old fabguys classic: ... mmmmmm ... That one just grates like fuck. I never know if it means "mmmmm- like when you eat a chocolate eclair" or "mmmmm- when you smell the milk carton and think will I risk it in my cornflakes " Mmmmm is yummy eclair. Hmmmm is this milk might be off. " Emmmm, you might be right there | |||
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"Can't beat the old fabguys classic: ... mmmmmm ... That one just grates like fuck. I never know if it means "mmmmm- like when you eat a chocolate eclair" or "mmmmm- when you smell the milk carton and think will I risk it in my cornflakes "" 'mmmmmmm' Puts me in mind of someone with a combover, wearing a t-shirt depicting a timber wolf howling at the moon,.... drooling from the side of their mouth while vigorously rubbing the tops of their thighs .... Not in an especially good way either. | |||
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"… 'mmmmmmm' Puts me in mind of someone with a combover, wearing a t-shirt depicting a timber wolf howling at the moon,.... drooling from the side of their mouth while vigorously rubbing the tops of their thighs ..." *instant stiffie* | |||
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"… 'mmmmmmm' Puts me in mind of someone with a combover, wearing a t-shirt depicting a timber wolf howling at the moon,.... drooling from the side of their mouth while vigorously rubbing the tops of their thighs ... *instant stiffie*" | |||
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"I had a message that simply asked if I was a millionaire ..." And? | |||
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"What's been you silliest 1st message ever from a guy? Today I had a message that said "What day do you go shopping?". Needless to say I didn't reply. You show zero curiosity, my friend! Perhaps he’s already clocked you in the supermarket and wants to know when he can rub his basket against you in the Fruit N Veg. Perhaps he gets away from the missus for shopping and wants to coordinate. Maybe he works for Lidl and has a special offer? I’d want to know more. As a general rule I dont wave my todger around in Morrisons for him to recognise me off here. Usually" You weren’t fondling the cucumbers again were you 🤣 | |||
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"I had a message that simply asked if I was a millionaire ..." Could have been the start of a chat-up line. Them - 'Are you a millionaire?' You - ('what makes you think/ask that/yes/no/Ooooh I wish!' ect) Them - 'Because you look like a million bucks! (any chance of a blowie then?)' | |||
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"Had one that said Anytime you fancy a blow job, let me know and I'll pop over. He's 439 miles away. 😂" Oh. Also a young man asking me to pay for a dentist because his breath stank. Instant block. | |||
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"What's been you silliest 1st message ever from a guy? Today I had a message that said "What day do you go shopping?". Needless to say I didn't reply. Same day as you have buttered scones for tea, obviously "There's nothing on his profile to suggest he's a lumberjack. | |||
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"Had several 'Wot u into' messages. Don't think 'murder, espionage, larceny, arson' is the answer they were expecting "I usually reply to that question with “You should never end a sentence or a clause with a preposition. Reword it and I’ll answer.” | |||
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"What's been you silliest 1st message ever from a guy? Today I had a message that said "What day do you go shopping?". Needless to say I didn't reply." Maybe he has a shopping fetish? | |||
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"What's been you silliest 1st message ever from a guy? Today I had a message that said "What day do you go shopping?". Needless to say I didn't reply." Maybe he wanted to have sex with you 🤔 | |||
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"Every couple of weeks, I get one from the same person ... It just says '69' (not even a '?') Whatever I reply, or don't reply at all ... they then send another one that says 'now' Years back in the Goode Olde Gaydar Days and when little chat windows would pop up suddenly, there was a guy who would regularly appear saying “anything goes chat ?” [there was always that space between last word and question mark] and I would invariably reply “Ooh yes please - I love Cole Porter!” to which the reply a few minutes later was always “wtf ?” He used to work through the chat rooms just sending this introduction to everyone in turn. In about 2 or 3 weeks time - “anything goes chat ?” This routine went on for *literally* years and years and years and years. It was always “anything goes chat ? / Ooh yes please - I love Cole Porter! / wtf ?” I never changed my reply - I’ve always had the same profile name on all sites - and I thought surely, surely, he’s not going to do it again as he must know my profile name and know what I’m going to say… But, no… “anything goes chat ?” I actually have this little yearning that one day a message will come through here saying “anything goes chat ?” But he’s probably here in the Forum chatting happily about her panties when the wife is out shopping. Fond memories! That's pure gold BB"I’ve now had several “anything goes chat ?” messages. You’re all cunts but I love you. X | |||
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"Every couple of weeks, I get one from the same person ... It just says '69' (not even a '?') Whatever I reply, or don't reply at all ... they then send another one that says 'now' Years back in the Goode Olde Gaydar Days and when little chat windows would pop up suddenly, there was a guy who would regularly appear saying “anything goes chat ?” [there was always that space between last word and question mark] and I would invariably reply “Ooh yes please - I love Cole Porter!” to which the reply a few minutes later was always “wtf ?” He used to work through the chat rooms just sending this introduction to everyone in turn. In about 2 or 3 weeks time - “anything goes chat ?” This routine went on for *literally* years and years and years and years. It was always “anything goes chat ? / Ooh yes please - I love Cole Porter! / wtf ?” I never changed my reply - I’ve always had the same profile name on all sites - and I thought surely, surely, he’s not going to do it again as he must know my profile name and know what I’m going to say… But, no… “anything goes chat ?” I actually have this little yearning that one day a message will come through here saying “anything goes chat ?” But he’s probably here in the Forum chatting happily about her panties when the wife is out shopping. Fond memories! That's pure gold BB
I’ve now had several “anything goes chat ?” messages. You’re all cunts but I love you. X"Maybe one of the guys that's messaged IS him... | |||
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"Every couple of weeks, I get one from the same person ... It just says '69' (not even a '?') Whatever I reply, or don't reply at all ... they then send another one that says 'now' Years back in the Goode Olde Gaydar Days and when little chat windows would pop up suddenly, there was a guy who would regularly appear saying “anything goes chat ?” [there was always that space between last word and question mark] and I would invariably reply “Ooh yes please - I love Cole Porter!” to which the reply a few minutes later was always “wtf ?” He used to work through the chat rooms just sending this introduction to everyone in turn. In about 2 or 3 weeks time - “anything goes chat ?” This routine went on for *literally* years and years and years and years. It was always “anything goes chat ? / Ooh yes please - I love Cole Porter! / wtf ?” I never changed my reply - I’ve always had the same profile name on all sites - and I thought surely, surely, he’s not going to do it again as he must know my profile name and know what I’m going to say… But, no… “anything goes chat ?” I actually have this little yearning that one day a message will come through here saying “anything goes chat ?” But he’s probably here in the Forum chatting happily about her panties when the wife is out shopping. Fond memories! That's pure gold BB
I’ve now had several “anything goes chat ?” messages. You’re all cunts but I love you. X
Maybe one of the guys that's messaged IS him..."“You are he as I am me, and you are me and we are all together…” No - I’ve had no “wtf ?” comebacks. | |||
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"Will you pour custard over me ?" Only if you’re a Bakewell tart…. | |||
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"Will you pour custard over me ?" Was he the type of person that would have looked better in custard..? | |||
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"Will you pour custard over me ?" Obviously likes vanilla…. | |||
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"I can think of 3 bonkers first messages that I ignore. Hi Hey When are you free?" I had a 20yr old message me ' yo' the other day . I deleted . Ten mins later 'yo bro ' . Literally must be a wind up !!! Mental. | |||
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"I can think of 3 bonkers first messages that I ignore. Hi Hey When are you free?" WUU? | |||
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"What's been you silliest 1st message ever from a guy? Today I had a message that said "What day do you go shopping?". Needless to say I didn't reply." I got asked this too recently, probably the same guy. I didn't respond either. | |||
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""we're u" - Am I being asked or told we are you? Some kind of existentialism? 🤷🏻♂️" I often get similar... 'were u' my reply is always 'was I what?' to which I usually get blocked lol | |||
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""we're u" - Am I being asked or told we are you? Some kind of existentialism? 🤷🏻♂️ I often get similar... 'were u' my reply is always 'was I what?' to which I usually get blocked lol" I did reply once saying "Do you mean 'Whereabouts are you?'" I didn't get blocked but had a reply of "Yeah" 🤦🏻♂️🤣 | |||
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and couldn’t because they had blocked me. It did tickle me as I thought what is the point of that then.
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"What's been you silliest 1st message ever from a guy? Today I had a message that said "What day do you go shopping?". Needless to say I didn't reply. I got asked this too recently, probably the same guy. I didn't respond either. " A shopping fetish? He thinks Supermarket Sweep is porn 🙄 | |||
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"I had a message couple of days ago on Grindr asking for £30 so they can eat a good meal 😂" I didn't get the money, did you send it lol | |||
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"A guy told me he liked to lick his wife's used panties. I didn't reply" Probably the same guy who's always going on about looking for guys to "suck on my wifes soggy thong". | |||
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