FabGuys.com forum: Shark attacks

By *om_essex OP Man
2 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Three shark attacks on humans in two days in Oztralia. Evil buggers. Hunt the evil fish down

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

"Three shark attacks on humans in two days in Oztralia. Evil buggers. Hunt the evil fish down"

Send out the boats!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

"Three shark attacks on humans in two days in Oztralia. Evil buggers. Hunt the evil fish down"

Send them to the channel

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nthebuffMan
2 weeks ago

Liskeard

No need to hunt them down. We could just stay out of their world

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

"No need to hunt them down. We could just stay out of their world"

Have you seen Sharknado?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilthy tracy300Man
2 weeks ago

lancashire

As hooper said, they swim ,eat and make baby sharks ,humans are a food source so stay out of the water ,they are essential to a healthy ocean , I'm no fan of sharks but they are pre historic, I'm scared shitless so I stay out of the water

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ishop666Man
2 weeks ago

ls19

Not in West Yorkshire

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

"Not in West Yorkshire "

What about loan sharks?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nthebuffMan
2 weeks ago

Liskeard

"Not in West Yorkshire

What about loan sharks? "

Definitely want to keep clear of them

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *om_essex OP Man
2 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Another atrack in Oz. Thats 4 im just a couple of days

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *om_essex OP Man
2 weeks ago

Chelmsford

What is going on here?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eefandfurMan
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Three shark attacks on humans in two days in Oztralia. Evil buggers. Hunt the evil fish down"

Large predatory fish finds prey in its natural environment.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ames canMan
2 weeks ago

monaghan

"Three shark attacks on humans in two days in Oztralia. Evil buggers. Hunt the evil fish down"
...hunting them down would do no damage to the environment at all.....said nobody ever

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *0yguyMan
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

Sharks are just culling the overpopulation of the species that is damaging their environment and challenging their existence. It’s the law of nature.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tephen_b50Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"Three shark attacks on humans in two days in Oztralia. Evil buggers. Hunt the evil fish down

Large predatory fish finds prey in its natural environment. "

They meet way down deep and spread the news: "Yeah, they're great, honest: no tusks, no spines, no scales, no venom ... just soft, pink and tasty."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iPantiesMan
2 weeks ago

Louth

Fun fact, sharks will only attack you if you're wet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *i_guy_WBayMan
2 weeks ago

Whitley Bay

I have a long standing agreement with the sharks. I don’t go in there and bother them and they don’t come out here and bother me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hyna HutchMan
2 weeks ago

valleys

"No need to hunt them down. We could just stay out of their world

Have you seen Sharknado?"

Sharknado and a few beers and all is well with the world.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dstefiMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"Three shark attacks on humans in two days in Oztralia. Evil buggers. Hunt the evil fish down"

I'd have thought you'd be up for breeding them in British waters.

Eat The Boats!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *om_essex OP Man
2 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"Three shark attacks on humans in two days in Oztralia. Evil buggers. Hunt the evil fish down

I'd have thought you'd be up for breeding them in British waters.

Eat The Boats!"

If only. Killer whales would do a great job. They attack yaughts in the Med.

Stop the boats. Whales are intelligent. They could easily be trained for the mission

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iPantiesMan
2 weeks ago

Louth

Hang on Brexit was supposed to have sorted all this,along with the regeneration of our once proud fishing fleet..when Britain removed the shackles of an oppressive EU overlord and reclaimed it's status as a world power...oh yeah then reality bit Britain's arse.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ames canMan
2 weeks ago

monaghan

"Three shark attacks on humans in two days in Oztralia. Evil buggers. Hunt the evil fish down

I'd have thought you'd be up for breeding them in British waters.

Eat The Boats!

If only. Killer whales would do a great job. They attack yaughts in the Med.

Stop the boats. Whales are intelligent. They could easily be trained for the mission "
....stop the yaughts...whales are intelligent....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *om_essex OP Man
2 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"Hang on Brexit was supposed to have sorted all this,along with the regeneration of our once proud fishing fleet..when Britain removed the shackles of an oppressive EU overlord and reclaimed it's status as a world power...oh yeah then reality bit Britain's arse....."

Brexit was a decade ago..

Let it rest.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

"Three shark attacks on humans in two days in Oztralia. Evil buggers. Hunt the evil fish down

I'd have thought you'd be up for breeding them in British waters.

Eat The Boats!

If only. Killer whales would do a great job. They attack yaughts in the Med.

Stop the boats. Whales are intelligent. They could easily be trained for the mission "

Could they be trained to push the fuckers back to France?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *om_essex OP Man
2 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"Three shark attacks on humans in two days in Oztralia. Evil buggers. Hunt the evil fish down

I'd have thought you'd be up for breeding them in British waters.

Eat The Boats!

If only. Killer whales would do a great job. They attack yaughts in the Med.

Stop the boats. Whales are intelligent. They could easily be trained for the mission

Could they be trained to push the fuckers back to France? "

Definitely. And dolphins too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *damb00Man
2 weeks ago

Leicestershire

"Three shark attacks on humans in two days in Oztralia. Evil buggers. Hunt the evil fish down

I'd have thought you'd be up for breeding them in British waters.

Eat The Boats!

If only. Killer whales would do a great job. They attack yaughts in the Med.

Stop the boats. Whales are intelligent. They could easily be trained for the mission "

Yaughts 😂

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ood looking 64Man
2 weeks ago

RCT

They are doing what sharks do, killing to eat.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *om_essex OP Man
2 weeks ago

Chelmsford

4 attacks in a 48 hour period. What evil buggers. Whats going on here guys?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

"4 attacks in a 48 hour period. What evil buggers. Whats going on here guys?"

Well they don't have arms, so they don't where watches - otherwise they would have spread it out a bit more - gone a bit more incognito and drawn less attention to themselves

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

"4 attacks in a 48 hour period. What evil buggers. Whats going on here guys?

Well they don't have arms, so they don't where watches - otherwise they would have spread it out a bit more - gone a bit more incognito and drawn less attention to themselves"

*wear

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ottom_only_CDTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Near Glasgow

"4 attacks in a 48 hour period. What evil buggers. Whats going on here guys?"

Why don't you go there yourself and report back from the scene of the incidents. Maybe interview a few sharks. Get both sides of the story.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ruditus gentMan
2 weeks ago

Caistor or thereabouts. Or hereabouts

Stay the fuck out of their environment and then you won't get chomped on. Purely logical. It is the equivalent of the sharks coming into the supermarket and screaming "Oomans!!! Kill them!!"

More right to exist in the sea than us

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rickie-dickieMan
2 weeks ago

South Durham

Over one hundred million sharks are killed by humans per year. Mostly drowned after their fins are severed for soup.

When you enter the ocean, you're entering into an unwritten contract, you're accepting that you're no longer at the top of the food chain. If you're not happy with that, stay on shore, sit under a palm tree (if they're in the area you're in) and sip an ice tea. Bear in mind though, more people are killed by falling coconuts every year than by shark attack.

Sharks reached the zenith of their evolution when dinosaurs roamed the earth. They're completely at one with their environment, sleek graceful and beautiful. They perform a service to the ocean and the creatures that live there, removing the dead, dying, diseased and weak. They are apex predators and deserve respect and protection from knee jerk reactions to encounters that the human came off second best.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nimaAnimusMan
2 weeks ago

I am NOT in

Brexit was a decade ago..

Let it rest. "

5 years anniversary last month, the transition period ended on 31 December 2020

The referendum itself was not yet a decade ago, funny how Brexiteers want it banished into the realms of history, regret perhaps

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etterbiggerMan
2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"4 attacks in a 48 hour period. What evil buggers. Whats going on here guys?"

Australian summer now more people in the water getting in the sharks territory. More people were killed on Bondi beach by other people in one day than by sharks in the last year. What's going on here guys?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hyna HutchMan
2 weeks ago

valleys

When asked why he and others braved the water despite the shark threat, he said: “We do risk it for the biscuit, absolutely.”

No more to say really. 🙄

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *DEmileyRoseTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Derry, Ireland

"Three shark attacks on humans in two days in Oztralia. Evil buggers. Hunt the evil fish down"

You should be hunted down, and fed to wolves

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *DEmileyRoseTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Derry, Ireland

"What is going on here?"

Essex Tom used to say that on fabswings?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ro4hoes2Man
2 weeks ago

Newport

What a stupid post. Surely if you go in the sea your at risk of being stung/bitten/eaten by anything that resides in the sea? Maybe the sharks are getting fucked off by what we pay water rates, and they still dump billions of gallons of human shit,sanitary towels and bog roll into the UK waterways as standard 🤷

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *vsindyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

A place where sheep are warm, or Burnley.

Shark bites person in water, jellyfish stings person in water, lionfish sticks spines in person in water, haddock tastes French to person not in water.. fuck these fish, put them in a boat and send them back to where they came from (and other such nonsensical twaddle that you spout out)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

Then there's the saltwater crocs .... Pretty much everything in Australia will either bite or sting you.

Never seen an Aboriginal on a surfboard ... they must think the whiteman is crazy to play in shark-infested water.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oosterladMan
1 week ago

ipswich

They reckon Noahs Ark landed on top of Ayers Rock and ditched all the nasty creatures that bite sting and want to kill you. Then he moved on.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ightssheerTV/TS
1 week ago

Worksop

I am in Sydney and it is causing a lot of debate about shark culls etc

Not sure you would swim in shark bay but it seems a right of passage for the locals

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss Leanne BTV/TS
1 week ago

Manchester

"Three shark attacks on humans in two days in Oztralia. Evil buggers. Hunt the evil fish down"

Oztralia?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ockstrapjoMan
1 week ago

Westcliff

FFS, LEAVE SHARKS ALONE! They are beautiful creatures, essential the the stability of the world's Oceans.

Most shark "attacks" are down to human stupidity. I have been up close and personal with 3 metre Oceanic Whitetips, first cousins to Great Whites, I have been in the water with Hammerheads, Threshers, Tiger, Bull and many others. I still have all my bits intact.

More people are killed by dogs in a week than Sharks in a decade. Forget Jaws, it was a hammy movie and learn to appreciate what we've got!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *antsMeetsMan
1 week ago

uxbridge

Its not the sharks fault, they are natural hunters and will instinctively kill anything that gets in their way in their domain.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hyna HutchMan
1 week ago

valleys

They will be here long after humans are gone.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *om_essex OP Man
1 week ago

Chelmsford

"FFS, LEAVE SHARKS ALONE! They are beautiful creatures, essential the the stability of the world's Oceans.

More people are killed by dogs in a week than Sharks in a decade. Forget Jaws, it was a hammy movie and learn to appreciate what we've got!"

You are a very very lucky man

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread