FabGuys.com forum: Nigella Lawson Bake-off judge?

By *acingfan OP Man
1 week ago

Huddersfield

Rumoured online today.

I'm picturing her fingering juicy plums. Devouring phallic éclairs. Maybe the show will need broadcasting post watershed?

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By *eepeter4Man
1 week ago

Bournemouth

I Heard a rumour that Mr Kipling was on the list

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By *poolBiTopMan
1 week ago

Liverpool

May have to start watching the programme again.

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By *os001Man
1 week ago

Oxford

It's been a rumour since Prue announced she was leaving.

If it has the amount of innuendos her shows have, they'll be men all over the country with erupted cream horns!

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By *astguy7Man
1 week ago

Ross on Wye

Cue lots of lingering eye contact wuth the camera while licking her fingers and talking about icing her buns. Like an extra from a 1970s Carry on Film.

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By *owalskiMan
1 week ago

Addlestone

Hollywood will be tapping that before you know it.

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By *hyna HutchMan
1 week ago

valleys

Oooooh matron. 🙂

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By *hubbyGinger76Man
1 week ago

Halesowen

She can lick my spatula any day

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By *sal paulMan
1 week ago

frinton /walton area

Very sexy lady

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By *ustOneBearMan
1 week ago

Neath

There’ll be a leap in applications from divorced, middle aged men if she is.

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By *iind69Man
1 week ago

Leicester

She is a dick tease

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By *ewBrumBiMan
1 week ago

Birmingham

Used to do a lot of cocaine, apparently

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By *os001Man
1 week ago

Oxford

"She is a dick tease"

Lol plenty of the bi men on here will love that.

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By *3versMan
1 week ago

glasgow

One of the original Nepo Kids - hard to believe she is 66

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By *ensualblokeMan
1 week ago

Colchester/London

Smug and patronising addict can't bear her.

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
1 week ago

Colchester

"I Heard a rumour that Mr Kipling was on the list "

That would be exceedingly good Peter

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By *issy SiMan
1 week ago

Horsham

I'd watch it. She makes cooking erotic

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By *3versMan
1 week ago

glasgow

Incoming deluge of posts about Nigella - confirmed as Bake Off judge - heaven help us poor gays

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By *lan4ffuunnMan
1 week ago

Genoa Italy and Liverpool

I'd be watching with my cock out for sure x

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By *os001Man
1 week ago

Oxford

"Incoming deluge of posts about Nigella - confirmed as Bake Off judge - heaven help us poor gays"

😂 some of us gays like her too, although for completely different reasons!

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By *lassmanMan
1 week ago

notts

"Incoming deluge of posts about Nigella - confirmed as Bake Off judge - heaven help us poor gays

😂 some of us gays like her too, although for completely different reasons!"

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By *0rt8Linc5Man
1 week ago

North Lincs

Gutted if Paul H gets to dick her

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By *adBod1986Man
1 week ago

Runcorn

"Incoming deluge of posts about Nigella - confirmed as Bake Off judge - heaven help us poor gays"

What have you got against us 'poor bis'?

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By *tar33Man
1 week ago

North London (outer)

"One of the original Nepo Kids - hard to believe she is 66 "

She is an Oxford graduate who worked for a long time as a journalist. Hardly a 'nepo kid'.

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By *onkfish10Man
1 week ago

Shropshire

Wonder if we will see full view not just from the waist up if you have meet her you will know

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By *tar33Man
1 week ago

North London (outer)

I'm okay with Nigella and Paul Holloway but they should really get rid of that other talentless, unfunny duo, Fielding & Hammond

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By *racknell DeepthroaterMan
1 week ago

Bracknell

"I'm okay with Nigella and Paul Holloway but they should really get rid of that other talentless, unfunny duo, Fielding & Hammond "

Totally agree, get rid of Fielding and Hammond, Totally a waste of space and airtime...

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By *horts GuyMan
1 week ago

Hove

Noel Fielding should definitely go. Hasn’t been funny for decades. Nigella should be a laugh. I hope she brings some big jugs with her. Full of cream. And some sponge fingers. Etc, etc.

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By *arnsleyscotMan
1 week ago

barnsley

Cant bake to save my life

But iv signed up for the new series

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By *andomguy321Man
1 week ago

reading

"Incoming deluge of posts about Nigella - confirmed as Bake Off judge - heaven help us poor gays"

It'll help you sort the wheat from the chaff.

I'd lick out her mixing bowl anytime.

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By *lackbootzMan
1 week ago

Hayes, Middx

I won’t be watching - I wouldn’t be watching it whoever was on it.

But as a confirmed 100% homosexualist, I still recognise La Lawson gives off serious sexiness. Sexual appeal in spades. Doesn’t do anything for a gayer but one can recognise it. Sharleen Spiteri… Carla Bruni… Nelly Furtado (especially before the pie binge but even after)… such women with strong sexual vibes are even noticeable on the old gaydar.

I’m just very surprised that a class act is prepared to work on that tired old crud. With irritating and infantile clowns presenting it. Perhaps she’s got a big tax bill to pay.

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By *3versMan
1 week ago

glasgow

"Incoming deluge of posts about Nigella - confirmed as Bake Off judge - heaven help us poor gays

It'll help you sort the wheat from the chaff.

I'd lick out her mixing bowl anytime. "

For a moment there I thought I was reading the Suella thread

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By *andomguy321Man
1 week ago

reading

"Incoming deluge of posts about Nigella - confirmed as Bake Off judge - heaven help us poor gays

It'll help you sort the wheat from the chaff.

I'd lick out her mixing bowl anytime.

For a moment there I thought I was reading the Suella thread "

Too spicy for me

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By *ames canMan
1 week ago

monaghan

I wonder what she looks like without the filters and the flattering camera angles...th velvet voice is very sexy...and the boobs of course....

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By *andomguy321Man
1 week ago

reading

"I wonder what she looks like without the filters and the flattering camera angles...th velvet voice is very sexy...and the boobs of course...."

Probably better than most women of her age

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By *odger300Man
1 week ago

Inverurie

She will be an expert on space cake

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By *edMan
7 days ago

south wales

Apparently the “Hollywood handshake“ is no longer going to be the main reward for baking a perfect loaf of bread etc, from now on it’s going to be a tit wank from Nigella?

That’s what I heard anyway….

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