FabGuys.com forum: What’s the strangest…….

By *ndyfromDumfries OP Man
3 weeks ago

Castle Douglas (ish)

What’s the strangest, unique or lamest excuse that you’ve received from a person who you have arranged to meet.

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By *ordSquiffyMan
3 weeks ago

Petworth

"What’s the strangest, unique or lamest excuse that you’ve received from a person who you have arranged to meet."

The lamest was after a guy had let me suck him off then when I dropped my pants he quickly got up saying he wasn't gay and that I had to leave before his wife came home.

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By *iley666Man
3 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy

Your cock is too big……

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By *ordSquiffyMan
3 weeks ago

Petworth

Your cock is too big……

Hahaha. I've never had that used as an excuse before.

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By *upertedMan
3 weeks ago

Nelson

Meeting at an ASDA car park for a meet and the fella wanted me to go into George and buy lacy nix for him.

Totally blindsided me as I have no interest in that and nothing had been said beforehand.

I just gave my excuses and left. 🚗

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By *ub slut SueTV/TS
3 weeks ago

penrith

"What’s the strangest, unique or lamest excuse that you’ve received from a person who you have arranged to meet."

Couldn’t contact me as they had left their phone in a digger which had been returned to the hire company…

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By *bs4dMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Hmm I suppose I’ve been lucky not to have too many flakes or liars, they usually drift away before a time/date is set.

Worst would have to be when I was walking on my way to a hook up (in the rain!) and he suddenly started messaging completely changing what we’d planned to do, to such a crazy degree I think he was trying to scare me off…which it ultimately did but just because I didn’t trust him

I had to walk back, in the rain, and my phone battery died too lol

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By *0thirtyMan
3 weeks ago

Redhill

Imagine cancelling on such a beautiful boy like you ! Madness !

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By *ndyfromDumfries OP Man
3 weeks ago

Castle Douglas (ish)

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By *ndyfromDumfries OP Man
3 weeks ago

Castle Douglas (ish)

"Imagine cancelling on such a beautiful boy like you ! Madness ! "

Ooooh thanks x

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By *ndyfromDumfries OP Man
3 weeks ago

Castle Douglas (ish)

"Meeting at an ASDA car park for a meet and the fella wanted me to go into George and buy lacy nix for him.

Totally blindsided me as I have no interest in that and nothing had been said beforehand.

I just gave my excuses and left. 🚗 "

Cheeky sod!

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By *ick184Man
3 weeks ago

Northampton

Arranged to meet a lad I’d seen before. He didn’t turn up at the arranged place and later messaged me to say Sorry, I went to McDonald’s with my mates!

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By *amme!Man
3 weeks ago

on my travels!

"What’s the strangest, unique or lamest excuse that you’ve received from a person who you have arranged to meet.

Couldn’t contact me as they had left their phone in a digger which had been returned to the hire company…"

Now that is original! 😅

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By *os001Man
3 weeks ago

Oxford

I had this guy keep on about meeting, saying he was really keen.

I finally said yes and went to his, I sucked him and was on 4s with him about to slide his cock in my arse, he barely got the head in and suddenly changed his mind and said he didn't want to!

He left me to get dressed and was awkwardly just in his kitchen, I found that so weird.

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By *punk loverMan
3 weeks ago

Dunstable

A guy wanted to meet was late at night about 5 miles from me. I told him I had no transport he said he would pay for a taxi (that should have rung alarm bells but was new to the scene at the time) so I agreed….ordered taxi went to location he gave and surprised surprise not contact when I got there …..luckily new taxi driver and he took me home free of charge but he wasn’t a happy bunny……..lesson learned

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By *lenheimMan
3 weeks ago

Woodstock

I was contacted by a guy on here three times, (he kept changing his profile name), and three times his mother died, I knew after the first death, I was never going to meet him, so just played along with him

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Your cock is too big……

I’d like to see it just to check……

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By *ornyguy911Man
3 weeks ago

harrogate

Lost interest in me when I wouldn't let his dog play

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By *ewBrumBiMan
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

He received a phonecall.

He totally wasn't sitting in the car just down the road from where I was waiting for him, nooo...

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By *edMan
3 weeks ago

south wales

This is the excuse that finally drove me away from this site the last time I was on…

“I got a pea stuck up my nose, I need to get to A&E “

🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *ornyguy911Man
3 weeks ago

harrogate

"This is the excuse that finally drove me away from this site the last time I was on…

“I got a pea stuck up my nose, I need to get to A&E “

🤦🏻‍♂️"
FFS really ?

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By *edMan
3 weeks ago

south wales

"This is the excuse that finally drove me away from this site the last time I was on…

“I got a pea stuck up my nose, I need to get to A&E “

🤦🏻‍♂️ FFS really ?"

Yep…

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By *ustOneBearMan
3 weeks ago

Neath

“I had some work to do”. This was an hour after they messaged they were “on their way”. They lived 10 mins away.

Got annoyed when I said I guessed they weren’t coming, so arranged to meet someone else.

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By *ew newbieMan
3 weeks ago

Ellesmere port

There's police outside the downstairs flat. I was close by and not a siren to be heard.

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By *ndyfromDumfries OP Man
3 weeks ago

Castle Douglas (ish)

"“I had some work to do”. This was an hour after they messaged they were “on their way”. They lived 10 mins away.

Got annoyed when I said I guessed they weren’t coming, so arranged to meet someone else.

Good bit of extra planning!!!

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By *ave 6565Man
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Alsorts called in to work , been called to my children’s school , kids just turned up from university out of the blue , I have toothache, all code for ivermectin just had a wank .

Learnt not to bother when you just receive a postcode , wasted journey xxx

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By *hubsloverMan
3 weeks ago

East/west sussex

My missus is still awake

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By *ucksitupMan
3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"There's police outside the downstairs flat. I was close by and not a siren to be heard."

Strangely the police don’t always use their sirens when attending a scene.

I’m not saying it isn’t an excuse just that your reason for disbelieving it may have been flawed.

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By *obbi_sutherlandTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Ardgay

It would be nice to get an excuse rather than just be ghosted

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By *nnie mosityTV/TS
3 weeks ago

tranniesylvania

They said I was intimidating and was scared I was going to rip them off.

funnily enough this only occurred to them the night before and not the whole week we'd been messaging..and as an interesting twist to the story....a couple of weeks later someone I've met has a meet who tries to steal their phone...yep you guessed it..

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By *uburn3Man
3 weeks ago

Greater Manchester

Guy messaged me to come to him for some murual oral, got there and asked for door number, he said his sister had just nipped round and could i wait, thought it was plausable so waited, got another message saying she had left but still no door number, left after 40mins and blocked.

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By *bum4funMan
3 weeks ago

Washington

"What’s the strangest, unique or lamest excuse that you’ve received from a person who you have arranged to meet."
a guy cancelled a meet at mine coz he just remembered he had to take his budgie to the vet to have its claws cut,, said it cost him £20a budgie was only £4 to buy so i said he should have rung its neck and could have bought 2 budgies and still been £10 better off

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