FabGuys.com forum: The annoying 'Hi'

By *sfguy OP Man
3 weeks ago

stockton

Why do people just message with 'hi'.

You send a reply back, then maybe get one back. Start to ask a few questions, then they read but don't reply. So annoying.

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By *iFlyGuyMan
3 weeks ago

Visiting

Free?

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By *ibrum2025Man
3 weeks ago

round the corner

Does my head in lol, and don’t get me going with are you ok 🙄

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By *irexMan
3 weeks ago

Hertford

Hey! Seems to be the other alternative, quick look at the profile but I don’t often bother with a reply.

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By *ad Bod ManMan
3 weeks ago

Gloucester

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By *ennthebigMan
3 weeks ago

Erdington

Or just ‘hey’

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By *antuinmehotMan
3 weeks ago

ware

It a good way to start. But then peters out

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By *driverMan
3 weeks ago

nearby

‘Pics’

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By *eedsbearmanMan
3 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm fine with a quick hi or hey to open the conversation.

But yes it's mildly annoying when then just get half arsed one word responses thereafter.

Block, delete, move on.

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By *ocbigMan
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

What would be an appropriate and interesting opening line? It is a difficult line to tread, I don’t mind a short starter after all if I met someone out, the chances are thats how it would begin.

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By *hubsloverMan
3 weeks ago

East/west sussex

What would be your suggestion for a good start ?

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By *arydeeTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Staffs

Hi, how are you

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By *antuinmehotMan
3 weeks ago

ware

"Hi, how are you

All the better for seeing you

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By *sfguy OP Man
3 weeks ago

stockton

It's just when you ask a question after as not much on their profile. ' have you met many then?' And it goes silent.

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By *os001Man
3 weeks ago

Oxford

I don't mind the initial greeting, it's when they barely say anything else afterwards, as if they can't actually communicate.

What was the point of you messaging, if you can't get your words out?

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By *sfguy OP Man
3 weeks ago

stockton

"I don't mind the initial greeting, it's when they barely say anything else afterwards, as if they can't actually communicate.

What was the point of you messaging, if you can't get your words out?"

That's basically what I asked back at the end.

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By *q oralistMan
3 weeks ago

Torquay

If you are annoyed when they say 'Hi' just reply with

"Low'

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By *untzMan
3 weeks ago

Nantwich Cheshire

Whether it's 'hi' or another one word opener usually gets my irritates me to the point where I might just block them....unless they're a genuine friend of course! Have the temerity to put a sentence together ffs!

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By *upertedMan
3 weeks ago

Nelson

I think it's cos there's so much rejection on apps of this type. Kinda like a wink, a growl or a poke...they're testing the waters.

I find so many fellas on here claim to want sex as depicted on TV and the like. Just log in and hookup; but they seem to be very much of the mindset are you marriage material and do they fancy 'fancy' you?!

Surely it should be any hole is a goal...?

Thats why gloryholes and darkrooms are so popular. Once a wet mouth or hole envelopes your dick you're in it for the ride.

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By *wansmickMan
3 weeks ago

Belfast

I do t mind a short opening message. What annoys me is someone that never rises above 3 or 4 words in the whole conversation FFS.

Why bother at all ?

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By *anw33Man
3 weeks ago

liverpool

Another guaranteed to annoy me is anything with the word 'Daddy' or 'mmmmmmm'

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By *edMan
3 weeks ago

south wales

Well it’s better than a wink I suppose…

I think it’s because there are so many guys on here that just read your message (or see it and don’t read it) and don’t bother replying.

I’ve written quite long first messages only for them to be ignored..

So now 9 times out of 10 my first message is hi or hello and if they are interested then will reply and let the conversation flow. If not you’ve not wasted minutes trying to think of something witty and interesting 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I got the Hi message the other week , replied saying hello , got a reply ... Hi

so i thought I'd see how long the Hi-Hello rally would last

got up to 6 before i just thought .. what am i communicating with !

FFS

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By *ucksitupMan
3 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Why do people just message with 'hi'.

You send a reply back, then maybe get one back. Start to ask a few questions, then they read but don't reply. So annoying. "

If I have time and am feeling playful I respond to short messages with similar short replies to see how long it takes them to actually say something meaningful.

Most times however it is as you say, it ends with nothing. At this point I say “Thanks for the chat, we must do it again”

Then I either never hear from them again or I get a short excuse like “Sorry, work call” and then nothing or a friend request 🤣🤣🤣

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By *atchmo_Jizz!Man
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I don’t mind an email that starts with “hi”, it’s an ice breaker and better than a wink which always strikes me as lazy and pointless.

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By *ensualblokeMan
3 weeks ago

London /Colchester

I do stress in my profile that I wont answer to those sort of messages, so its a good indication to whether the person sending it has actually read the profile.

If the message says nothing more I generally delete it without opening it, and because you can see the first line in message preview, it makes it easy to filter.

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By *irexMan
3 weeks ago

Hertford

"Another guaranteed to annoy me is anything with the word 'Daddy' or 'mmmmmmm' "

Yep, this too ⬆️

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By *erasusMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

It doesn’t annoy me in the slightest as it’s basically a “hello there” message. Don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.

It’s the messages which follow that you’re looking for more

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By *ornybisubslutMan
3 weeks ago

Coventry

I think some people just don’t know what to say, we cannot reasonably expect everyone to be able to write eloquent prose. Whether due to nervousness or being weak with the written word.

If I get a one word message I’ll respond with one word. If it does not progress from there I’ll stop. To be honest I’ve had some great meets that’s started with a one word message.

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By *lexieMan
3 weeks ago

Just north of Southampton

"Hey! Seems to be the other alternative, quick look at the profile but I don’t often bother with a reply. "

I agree, a solitary 'hi' or 'hey' will seldom attract my attention! Better to just send a wink!

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By *ick ZuckerMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield

Hiya! Is worse. Makes me imagine some bouncing dimwit whose next question will be How R U then Wot u up to

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By *damb00Man
3 weeks ago

Leicestershire

Yeah I never respond to one words messages, ‘hi’ ‘hey’, etc. just send a question with it to start the conversation

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By *ubblebootyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Park Gate

Hi,

How's you?

Are u ok?

Absolutely hate these lines lol xx

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By *lissfulMan
3 weeks ago

York

Just read your profile and thought I'd say Hello.

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By *ubsamcdTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Norwich

"I do stress in my profile that I wont answer to those sort of messages, so its a good indication to whether the person sending it has actually read the profile.

If the message says nothing more I generally delete it without opening it, and because you can see the first line in message preview, it makes it easy to filter.

This. I'm exactly the same and find one word opening messages as an excellent filtering mechanism.

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By *edsBlokeMan
3 weeks ago

Stotfold

"It doesn’t annoy me in the slightest as it’s basically a “hello there” message. Don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.

It’s the messages which follow that you’re looking for more"

This

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Instant block from me

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By *luerooMan
3 weeks ago

bridgwater

"What would be your suggestion for a good start ?

"
do you cum here often ?

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By *rowserMan
3 weeks ago

East Kent

There has to be some way of making contact, and 'Hi' doesn't bother me if we then chat beyond monosyllables. I do though irrationally hate 'How's you?', and ignore unless the guy is specially appealing.

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By *orny_banburyMan
3 weeks ago

Banbury

I like the 1-word profiles.

Just had someone messaging asking for a meet.

1-word bio - “Now”.

No photos.

Seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I only respond to “hi” if they look hot, no pics and it’s gets ignored. But most chats starting with “hi” end as there is no conversation at all.

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By *ightlyfriedMan
3 weeks ago

bourne end

Sent ence,

Damn, I tried putting it together, not as easy as it sounds.

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By *reakazoidMan
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Just match them if they keep replying with one word answers, do the same they soon get bored

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By *ylonbulgeTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Walderslade

The one I get a lot and hate is Wuu2. If you can’t write words, I question your ability to turn up.

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By *oeevMan
3 weeks ago

Worthing

If I get a hi message i tend to have a quick look at their profile. If interested i will hi back and see what happens, but dont really bother beyond 2 message if it remains monosyllabic

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
3 weeks ago

Didcot

I really dislike:

Hi.

Hey.

Hows U.

Meet now.

But worst one has to be:

Wot u into? Um, try reading my f'ing profile before you message me.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"I really dislike:

Hi.

Hey.

Hows U.

Meet now.

But worst one has to be:

Wot u into? Um, try reading my f'ing profile before you message me.

Exactly.

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By *ickSeekerMan
3 weeks ago

Canterbury

Well, this is a broad church, with all its pros and cons. Some people are new, inexperienced, insecure, do mot take rejection easily, whatever. It's an icebreaker of sorts. What do people expect? A whole biography or a chronicle of sexual wants, desires and exploits? In the first message? I don't like them either, sometimes I ignore if profile not attractive, sometimes I do reply along the same lines.

Now, nurse, where are my 💊💊?

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By *orthernsole66Man
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

How about "fuck off dickhead"?

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By *issy SiMan
3 weeks ago

Horsham

"What would be your suggestion for a good start ?

Something like Hi, nice profile and photos, I'd be interested in meeting you....

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By *issy SiMan
3 weeks ago

Horsham

"The one I get a lot and hate is Wuu2. If you can’t write words, I question your ability to turn up. "

Ikr

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By *hubsloverMan
3 weeks ago

East/west sussex

"What would be your suggestion for a good start ?

Something like Hi, nice profile and photos, I'd be interested in meeting you...."

Isn't that a bit much to start with? You can figure those things out after he says hi back?

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By *ustOneBearMan
3 weeks ago

Neath

It’s the radio silence after the “Hi”

Or when they list everything they are into but then say “ I’m new to this so don’t know what I like”

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
3 weeks ago

Didcot

"It’s the radio silence after the “Hi”

Or when they list everything they are into but then say “ I’m new to this so don’t know what I like” "

Or when they realise shit is getting real, they go quiet.

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Wimbledon

"Are u Free" ..

Soooo many times 😈

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By *issy SiMan
3 weeks ago

Horsham

"What would be your suggestion for a good start ?

Something like Hi, nice profile and photos, I'd be interested in meeting you....

Isn't that a bit much to start with? You can figure those things out after he says hi back?"

If I'm interested in someone I make an effort. I'm not writing War and Peace!

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By *raggahboyMan
3 weeks ago

stoke

I suppose there is always Would Sir/Madam prefer a quick fumble on the Verandah! Or theres always for Doms "Ready to Order? Sir? Madam? or More Tea Vicar? or a quick Top or Bottom FXXX!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"What would be your suggestion for a good start ?

Something like Hi, nice profile and photos, I'd be interested in meeting you....

Isn't that a bit much to start with? You can figure those things out after he says hi back?

If I'm interested in someone I make an effort. I'm not writing War and Peace!

If you get a lot of messages you instantly gravitate to the ones which are more interesting and engaging

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By *ranform71Man
3 weeks ago

Hinckley

I have to admit I respond like for like. If I say hi, it’s a complete family history. I don’t do things by half’s. You’re hopefully going the meet someone who you’d like to sleep with. Why not start a conversation. Neanderthals on this site have no intellectual intelligence. Grunts n groans and the occasional ugg, just doesn’t do it for me.

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
3 weeks ago

Didcot

"What would be your suggestion for a good start ?

Something like Hi, nice profile and photos, I'd be interested in meeting you....

Isn't that a bit much to start with? You can figure those things out after he says hi back?

If I'm interested in someone I make an effort. I'm not writing War and Peace!

If you get a lot of messages you instantly gravitate to the ones which are more interesting and engaging "

Exactly, and it doesn't have to be war and peace, just something a little more than one or two words and at least some hint that you've read the persons profile will do.

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By *ayPonty1Man
3 weeks ago

Pontypridd

I've sent messages with just a 'hi', and a 'war and peace' message and got absolutely zilch back.

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By *hubsloverMan
3 weeks ago

East/west sussex

"What would be your suggestion for a good start ?

Something like Hi, nice profile and photos, I'd be interested in meeting you....

Isn't that a bit much to start with? You can figure those things out after he says hi back?

If I'm interested in someone I make an effort. I'm not writing War and Peace!

If he has an interest in you, he will return to you; it does not matter whether it is a single word or twenty. There is no necessity to express everything you wish to say in your initial message. I fail to comprehend why anyone would be irritated by a simple 'hi.' There are countless reasons to be upset in this world, yet I have never encountered anyone who could be offended by a mere 'hi.' 😂😂😂😂😂

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By *uvfeetluvcock2Man
3 weeks ago

Sunningdale

I don’t mind the “Hi”

What I find annoying is when you have taken the time to read a profile and send a detailed mssg (more than 5 lines) to share your like for similar interests and the guy comes back with “Cheers” nothing more than that!!

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By *hubsloverMan
3 weeks ago

East/west sussex

"What would be your suggestion for a good start ?

Something like Hi, nice profile and photos, I'd be interested in meeting you....

Isn't that a bit much to start with? You can figure those things out after he says hi back?

If I'm interested in someone I make an effort. I'm not writing War and Peace!

If you get a lot of messages you instantly gravitate to the ones which are more interesting and engaging "

Why not respond to everyone? You never know what might be happening behind a simple 'hi' message. Therefore, it is ridiculous not to reply to that.

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By *hubsloverMan
3 weeks ago

East/west sussex

"I don’t mind the “Hi”

Absolutely

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By *ayPonty1Man
3 weeks ago

Pontypridd

"I don’t mind the “Hi”

100%. You can't win sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"What would be your suggestion for a good start ?

Something like Hi, nice profile and photos, I'd be interested in meeting you....

Isn't that a bit much to start with? You can figure those things out after he says hi back?

If I'm interested in someone I make an effort. I'm not writing War and Peace!

If you get a lot of messages you instantly gravitate to the ones which are more interesting and engaging

Why not respond to everyone? You never know what might be happening behind a simple 'hi' message. Therefore, it is ridiculous not to reply to that."

If you get over 100 messages a day you are not going to reply to everyone

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By *amie87hMan
3 weeks ago

Poulton

The initial message doesn’t bother me, it’s what comes after that matters. I like a chat but I don’t want an essay relay either… or a string of questions so that I have to bullet point my response instead of tying it all together.

There’s a bit at the end of my profile that says to tell me which of my pics is best so I know you’ve read it… I only get that in about 5% of messages.

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By *hubsloverMan
3 weeks ago

East/west sussex

"What would be your suggestion for a good start ?

Something like Hi, nice profile and photos, I'd be interested in meeting you....

Isn't that a bit much to start with? You can figure those things out after he says hi back?

If I'm interested in someone I make an effort. I'm not writing War and Peace!

If you get a lot of messages you instantly gravitate to the ones which are more interesting and engaging

Why not respond to everyone? You never know what might be happening behind a simple 'hi' message. Therefore, it is ridiculous not to reply to that.

If you get over 100 messages a day you are not going to reply to everyone"

I wish... no, that is accurate, but then you shouldn't feel bothered by messages that greet you either. Why would you?

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By *andy40TV/TS
3 weeks ago

barnsley

It happens all the time i think thy just like you talking dirty until thy finish wanking then go offline

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By *oungWantedMan
3 weeks ago

Newcastle, Throckley

If it's someone I haven't met before I reply with:

When do you want to meet

Sorts a lot of the wheat from the chaff

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By *damb00Man
3 weeks ago

Leicestershire

"I only respond to “hi” if they look hot, no pics and it’s gets ignored. But most chats starting with “hi” end as there is no conversation at all. "

Haha that’s true, if a guy I like the look of says “hi”, I’ll respond

If the profile has no pics then I just ignore and delete

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By *ruditus gentMan
3 weeks ago

Market Rasen

Get inundated with the "hows you". But, that is still an improvement on the one I had before on Fabswingers where the gentleman's opening gambit was "come suck my meat now, fucking slut".

Suffice to say, one did not go suck his meat.

I usually just respond back to "hi" with a very identical hi. They soon lose interest.

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
3 weeks ago

Didcot

"Get inundated with the "hows you". But, that is still an improvement on the one I had before on Fabswingers where the gentleman's opening gambit was "come suck my meat now, fucking slut".

Suffice to say, one did not go suck his meat.

I usually just respond back to "hi" with a very identical hi. They soon lose interest."

Let me guess, according to his profile he was straight?

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By *iimmybMan
3 weeks ago

Widnes

I just delete them instantly

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"What would be your suggestion for a good start ?

Something like Hi, nice profile and photos, I'd be interested in meeting you....

Isn't that a bit much to start with? You can figure those things out after he says hi back?

If I'm interested in someone I make an effort. I'm not writing War and Peace!

If you get a lot of messages you instantly gravitate to the ones which are more interesting and engaging

Why not respond to everyone? You never know what might be happening behind a simple 'hi' message. Therefore, it is ridiculous not to reply to that.

If you get over 100 messages a day you are not going to reply to everyone

I wish... no, that is accurate, but then you shouldn't feel bothered by messages that greet you either. Why would you?"

I’m not bothered by them, I just don’t respond. Why should someone expect a reply?

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By *eedsguyforfunMan
3 weeks ago

Leeds

If a guy comes and me with “hey” or “hi”, that’s all he’s getting back. Don’t message me first and then expect me to be the one to lead the conversation!

And majority of the time they won’t even reply after that.

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By *ensualbicockMan
3 weeks ago

liverpool

And without pics too.....kinell

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By *hubsloverMan
3 weeks ago

East/west sussex

"What would be your suggestion for a good start ?

Something like Hi, nice profile and photos, I'd be interested in meeting you....

Isn't that a bit much to start with? You can figure those things out after he says hi back?

If I'm interested in someone I make an effort. I'm not writing War and Peace!

If you get a lot of messages you instantly gravitate to the ones which are more interesting and engaging

Why not respond to everyone? You never know what might be happening behind a simple 'hi' message. Therefore, it is ridiculous not to reply to that.

If you get over 100 messages a day you are not going to reply to everyone

I wish... no, that is accurate, but then you shouldn't feel bothered by messages that greet you either. Why would you?

I’m not bothered by them, I just don’t respond. Why should someone expect a reply?"

Firstly, I do not observe many individuals here claiming to receive 100 messages daily. I am referring to those who receive 3 to 4 messages each day, so why not discuss the norms? Many fall into this category. Secondly, I have replied to numerous 'hi' messages and have successfully met with some of those individuals. I will continue to respond to 'hi' messages, but you may not. I wish you good luck.

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By *moother1Man
3 weeks ago

Port Talbot

I basically reply with the same amount words they send. So ‘Hi’ gets ‘Hello’, ‘Horny’ gets ‘Horny2’ and so on.. the less effort they put into communicating the less effort I put into replying. Generally after a couple of rounds they bugger off

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By *ruditus gentMan
3 weeks ago

Market Rasen

"Get inundated with the "hows you". But, that is still an improvement on the one I had before on Fabswingers where the gentleman's opening gambit was "come suck my meat now, fucking slut".

Suffice to say, one did not go suck his meat.

I usually just respond back to "hi" with a very identical hi. They soon lose interest.

Let me guess, according to his profile he was straight?"

You got it in one!

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By *inky man 64Man
3 weeks ago

farnborough

It seems some people cannot string a coherent sentence together, even after you have sent a decent reply.

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By *q oralistMan
1 week ago

Torquay

"What would be your suggestion for a good start ?

A good start would be " I have read your profile and like it.....

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By *hubsloverMan
1 week ago

East/west sussex

"What would be your suggestion for a good start ?

A good start would be " I have read your profile and like it....."

Without saying Hi first ?

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By *iggreenockMan
1 week ago

Greenock

I block all "Hi" messages. Say something dumbass.

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By *DC2000Man
1 week ago

Coningsby

About 10 minutes ago I received "enter me".

Oh, ok....

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By *dstefiMan
1 week ago

Solihull

Qualitatively, is "hey" 1.5x better than "hi"? It has one more letter, but also sounds like some leering youth wanting a hollaback or something.

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By *verageguy2Man
1 week ago

ferndown

I agree with this what’s wrong with hi. If we met out of d say hi

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By *rumfellaukMan
1 week ago

Sutton Coldfield, Birmingham

wuu2

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By *ie Vliegende GeordieMan
1 week ago

stockie

Prefer it to ‘wot u into?’ As an opening comment

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By *bs4dMan
1 week ago

Liverpool

I really don’t mind “hi”. It is a natural start to a conversation.

I don’t like “what are you into” if they’ve initiated the conversation because…well…read my profile!

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By *seableMan
1 week ago

Halesowen

Drives me round the twist too.

Surely this is what a wink is for?

I even but NO SHORT MESSAGES on my profile but they still do.

I love getting messages, but I want so detail in what they want to do to, or with, me.

It's lazy and disresptful when you say don't do this.

I'm not a snowflake, call me names, tell me you want to fuck me, spank me, sell me to your mates, anything, but put some effort in. Please

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By *iss Leanne BTV/TS
1 week ago

Manchester

r u free?

meet now?

wuu2?

hey.

fancy meet?

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By *andsyMan
1 week ago

tynemouth

"Prefer it to ‘wot u into?’ As an opening comment"

If they ask ‘wot u into’ is it rude to reply ‘Guys who read my profile’ ?

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By *im ClarkMan
1 week ago

Glasgow

I had a guy message me with the first message saying come and pick me up and fuck me only been on the site for 4 hours needless to say we didn't meet

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By *erscumdumpMan
1 week ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

Not very original is it? Ive got entire conversations that are "hi" followed by my "hello how are you?", no response and then days later satrt again with his "hi" message. Some have followed this format for months. Eventually I change tact and respond "what do you want?".

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By *ristol_Speedo_guyMan
1 week ago

Bristol

Better than 'my dearest (insert name). I hope this communication finds you well as I am persusing these ghastly message boards in search of some (insert sexual proclivity) and wonder if you might be too.'

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By *erscumdumpMan
1 week ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

"Better than 'my dearest (insert name). I hope this communication finds you well as I am persusing these ghastly message boards in search of some (insert sexual proclivity) and wonder if you might be too.'"

At least that message has intent and demonstrates he has a functioning brain 😆

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By *ondonjeansMan
1 week ago

Australia / London WC1

At least that message has intent and demonstrates he has a functioning brain 😆 "

And a creative imagination by making up the word persusing....a cross between perusing and pursuing maybe?

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By *erscumdumpMan
1 week ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

Maybe it's a new word that has multiple meanings? 😆 Either way most people would see beyond a spelling mistake where spelling has become less and less important so long as the underlying message is understood.

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By *arionX2TV/TS
1 week ago

Mansfieldish..

I don’t bother replying to 1 & 2 word messages…it is stated in my profile….but quite often the sender will send another slightly longer message….possibly after actually reading the profile.

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By *rowserMan
1 week ago

East Kent

I was once sent the one-word message, "Postcode?" I replied I liked to chat before sharing such info. Then he blocked me.

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By *ie Vliegende GeordieMan
1 week ago

stockie

On another site people would just ask ASL. I can’t remember what it stood for. Maybe I’ve got those letters wrong but I always found it a rude Introduction

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By *yleLMan
1 week ago

Burnley

"Another guaranteed to annoy me is anything with the word 'Daddy' or 'mmmmmmm' "

From the looks of your profile, everything on the planet annoys you

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By *art8Man
1 week ago

Cheshire

"On another site people would just ask ASL. I can’t remember what it stood for. Maybe I’ve got those letters wrong but I always found it a rude Introduction"

Age

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Lives

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By *ldmanMan
1 week ago

Rawcliffe Bridge.

Pics

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By *evanianMan
1 week ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

If 'Hi' is an affront, 'Hey' must be a declaration of war! It's a miracle they make it through the day without blowing a fuse!⚡🤯.....😅

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By *rMagicFingersMan
1 week ago

Bournemouth

"On another site people would just ask ASL. I can’t remember what it stood for. Maybe I’ve got those letters wrong but I always found it a rude Introduction

Age

Sex

Lives"

Age

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By *ustPeekinMan
1 week ago

Alresford

I got a message from a guy the other day which just said code. I have no clue

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By *itybiguyMan
1 week ago

Essex

"Does my head in lol, and don’t get me going with are you ok 🙄"

Yeah, but are you!? 🤣

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By *ommy lad 60Man
1 week ago

hamilton

I hate , what you into

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By *atharine WTV/TS
1 week ago

southend

I like a compliment (well, pretend) as well as the hi comment.

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By *anee77TV/TS
1 week ago

Brentwood

Hi lol

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By *evanianMan
1 week ago

Gogledd Ddwyrain Cymru

"On another site people would just ask ASL. I can’t remember what it stood for. Maybe I’ve got those letters wrong but I always found it a rude Introduction

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It used to go:-

"ASL plz" on the old MSN Chat in the old days, when the opportunities were plenty.

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By *atadmirer72Man
1 week ago

Mid Suffolk

Worst is "what you're looking for?

Clearly can't be bothered to read your profile which explains this.

This is a hook up site for sex. Not joining a pottery class while discussing the indepth breakdown of quantum physics and reciting Wordsworth

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
1 week ago

Alcester

"On another site people would just ask ASL. I can’t remember what it stood for. Maybe I’ve got those letters wrong but I always found it a rude Introduction

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It used to go:-

"ASL plz" on the old MSN Chat in the old days, when the opportunities were plenty."

And, what’s depressing to think, is the number i used to type in for “A”… so long ago now

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By *rytonTV/TS
7 days ago

Chatham

Starts either hi, then one word answers to your questions questions.

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By *orestguywantsbjMan
7 days ago

Ross on Wye

I delete and block all one word messages.

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