FabGuys.com forum: Disasters before a meet

By *reakazoid OP Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Just shaving and trimming. But the shaver ran out of charge, so I have time to charge it “argh”.

Has anyone else had disasters before a meet?

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By *eedsbearmanMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

I mean that's hardly a disaster.

Now if you'd chopped your dick off...

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By *ondomhunterMan
2 weeks ago

hastings

I actual cut myself giving my dick a last min shave before a meet. Would not stop bleeding.

I message to exolain i may be late and he told me not to bother!

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By *luteus maxMan
2 weeks ago

Waterlooville at night

Should have stayed hairy.

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By *oxleyMan
2 weeks ago

Wetherby

Dog clippers…. The future !!!!

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By *ull bi for funMan
2 weeks ago

hull

"Just shaving and trimming. But the shaver ran out of charge, so I have time to charge it “argh”.

Has anyone else had disasters before a meet?"

And to think keir starmer has issues lately.

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By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

"Just shaving and trimming. But the shaver ran out of charge, so I have time to charge it “argh”.

Has anyone else had disasters before a meet?"

Do you not have a wet razor?

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By *wanseajack2014Man
2 weeks ago

Neath

"Just shaving and trimming. But the shaver ran out of charge, so I have time to charge it “argh”.

Has anyone else had disasters before a meet?"

Yep

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

What like douching before a meet and it leaking onto the car seat while driving to aforementioned meet?

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By *ishop666Man
2 weeks ago

ls19

As it happens no president

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By *amme!Man
2 weeks ago

on my travels!

"What like douching before a meet and it leaking onto the car seat while driving to aforementioned meet? "

Or douching and finding it won't run clear!

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By *tokerY2OMan
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

This one's not really funny but in retrospect no one was hurt and I can laugh now.

Driving to an out of county hookup that id been organising for months.

Turning off the motorway someone back-ended me and wrote my car off.

My recovery service picked me up but I was over 80 miles from my home and only 3 miles from the hook-up (i was staying overnight)

In my dazed and determined state I told the pick up service driver the address of my hookup to drop me off.

Luckily the sight of a my car on the back of a truck, me being dropped off looking slightly frazzled didnt put the guy off.

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By *antuinmehotMan
2 weeks ago

ware

Arranging then getting the flu. Trying to explain but not believed

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By *ike21TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Fareham

Wife came home as I was just about to

Leave for a meet

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By *DC2000Man
2 weeks ago

Coningsby

"Wife came home as I was just about to

Leave for a meet "

I've been the one waiting and that's happened...as in, he msgd to say that his wife had just pulled onto their drive. Knowing him, I'm certain it was true.

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By *hil96Man
2 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"What like douching before a meet and it leaking onto the car seat while driving to aforementioned meet?

Or douching and finding it won't run clear!

This is the main one for me lol

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By *tokerY2OMan
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Not a pre meet disaster but a douching disaster.

I met this guys who was very enthusiastically interested in rimming me.

He was VERY enthusiastic.

Im a big guy but he had me on my back, legs pushed so far back my knees were by my ears.

His tung was deep inside my hole relaxing and openinv it. He went up for breathe when that little bit of water that hides somewhere in a curve of your colon decided to make and appearance and gentle streamed out onto him.

I'll leave it at that. I was mortified.

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By *ushseMan
2 weeks ago

port erin

Douching with metal shower attachment and getting to the meet to find ass bleeding

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By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

"What like douching before a meet and it leaking onto the car seat while driving to aforementioned meet? "

Taxi driver wasn't best pleased?

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By *erry_bottomMan
2 weeks ago

Derry

I used a shower attachment to deuce. Its one of them ones that has a vale on it to stop the water coming out which i had one while the shower was running so the pressure and heat was building up. When i release the water boiling hot water shot up me and the metal deuce got that hot that it gave me second degree burns on my hole and around my bum cheeks and aswel as the damage with the boiling water going inside me. My god the pain was unreal.

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

"What like douching before a meet and it leaking onto the car seat while driving to aforementioned meet?

Taxi driver wasn't best pleased?"

My mum

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By *ickSeekerMan
2 weeks ago

Canterbury

Flossing before a meet (ages ago!) a bit too thoroughly until I bled! 🤦🏽‍♂️ Cancelled meet!🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

"What like douching before a meet and it leaking onto the car seat while driving to aforementioned meet?

Taxi driver wasn't best pleased?

My mum"

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By *pankmandyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

scunthorpe

At a friend's BBQ in the daytime. Kids playing with a ball and I caught a bounce right in the nuts. Later that evening I drove to Mansfield for a meet. Lovely modern flat, great bloke - ideal in fact. Very tactile and building up the passion. Unfortunately, my right testicle had been bruised and the pain had increased over the hours since. With the arousal it had swollen and it was agony to have it touched.

We tried our best to work around it but it got too much, even the silky knickers moving hurt and had to call it a day. Drove home in agony, embarrassment and frustration. Bloody kids! Lol.

I was never able to contact the guy again. Very sad.

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By *ade crossTV/TS
2 weeks ago

chiselhurst

Douching mishap over did the water and didn't realise all dressed up arrived at their place and just as I was getting out the car I had a very wet fart soaked knickers n holdups and skirt. Lucky I had a bag of cloths with me dashed into thier loo to freshen up. And change

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By *loverfieldMan
2 weeks ago

Dalton

"Wife came home as I was just about to

Leave for a meet "

You can't tell your wife you're going out? Does she chain you?

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By *ichardripleyMan
2 weeks ago

Biggleswade

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By *anksideM8Man
2 weeks ago

London

Had one earlier today, met a guy here and he drove to visit me, despite telling him it’s best to come by tube as parking difficult to find. He couldn’t find parking then when he did, he got the hump with me and drive off

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By *owestoftBiCdMan
2 weeks ago

Lowestoft

"Just shaving and trimming. But the shaver ran out of charge, so I have time to charge it “argh”.

Has anyone else had disasters before a meet?"

How bloody ridiculous, that you regard something so trivial as a disaster. How do you survive in the world

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By *lan82Man
2 weeks ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

Not before.. but after.. a meet..

Just ‘arrived’ .. was going commando.. zip fly.. not fully unerect.. yet.. metal teeth meets skin..

Free trip to A & E..

Good times.

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
2 weeks ago

Alcester

"Not before.. but after.. a meet..

Just ‘arrived’ .. was going commando.. zip fly.. not fully unerect.. yet.. metal teeth meets skin..

Free trip to A & E..

Good times.

Just experienced an involuntary sharp intake of breath

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By *reakazoid OP Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"Just shaving and trimming. But the shaver ran out of charge, so I have time to charge it “argh”.

Has anyone else had disasters before a meet?

How bloody ridiculous, that you regard something so trivial as a disaster. How do you survive in the world "

By not giving people like you a second thought x

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By *acyjones2TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bamber Bridge

Was just about to leave for a meet when my daughter came home early not feeling well had to cancel.my meet still has me blocked .hope you're reading this .sluttytv69 ??

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By *PH1956Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester

"Not before.. but after.. a meet..

Just ‘arrived’ .. was going commando.. zip fly.. not fully unerect.. yet.. metal teeth meets skin..

Free trip to A & E..

Good times.

Just experienced an involuntary sharp intake of breath

Ouch! My eyes are watering at the very thought! Deepest Sympathy.

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By *KBottom25Man
2 weeks ago

London (Any)

One was realising the name of the place had two locations and they ended up at the wrong one..

Disaster averted as navigated to the right place lost 20mins but the next 2 hours made up for that

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By *reakazoid OP Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"Was just about to leave for a meet when my daughter came home early not feeling well had to cancel.my meet still has me blocked .hope you're reading this .sluttytv69 ?? "

You are so worth waiting for xx

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By *rMagicFingersMan
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Not before.. but after.. a meet..

Just ‘arrived’ .. was going commando.. zip fly.. not fully unerect.. yet.. metal teeth meets skin..

Free trip to A & E..

Good times"

Were the beans above the frank? 😉

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By *etterbiggerMan
2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Taking the dog out before a meet to help keep him quiet. Another dog attacked him and ripped the skin on his neck open. Straight off to the vets. I messaged from the waiting room. I don't think he believed me. I've not heard from him since. So, a time waster reputation. No sex which I was looking forward to. A huge vets bill and a poorly dog. Not the best of days

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By *myc101TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Worst one I had was using some de-epilating cream before a meet to get real smooth back there and managed to get some inside me... It burned for literal hours! 😭

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By *reakazoid OP Man
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"Worst one I had was using some de-epilating cream before a meet to get real smooth back there and managed to get some inside me... It burned for literal hours! 😭"

Oooohhhh dam, was I like have a very hot curry

And the after effects xx

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By *ldmanMan
2 weeks ago

Rawcliffe Bridge.

Dropped the battery shaver on your foot, and it was the old and battleship built type!

Yes, you may laugh, but I wasn't!

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By *ildwestheroMan
2 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Not quite a disaster but could have been. My FWB at the time, had just turned up for his weekly/fortnightly session. Straight from work, a carpenter by trade, we usually stripped off and headed for the shower where we'd have the first of about three sex session of the evening. Before we started there was a knock on the door and it was the central heating engineer a day early with a new part for the boiler. To my horror the two guys knew each other. Not sexually though. My FWB told the other guy that we were old. friends and I was considering some new shelves. C.H. guy wasn't many minutes fitting the part and soon went. My FWB and I had a laugh and promptly got on with our evening of fun.

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By *damb00Man
2 weeks ago

Leicestershire

Use a double edge razor so was unscrewing the top to put a new blade in, hands were wet and slipped and cut a slice out of my thumb. Ouch, but bandaged up and was all okay

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By *bbieWAGTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Chingford

Got makeup so wrong I looked like a clown.

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By *ubSarahTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

leicester

The disasters didn’t happen to me but people who’d arranged to come to me. Their mother was suddenly rushed into hospital. Another was involved in serious car accident. My favourite though, was the Ukrainian refugee they’d agreed to accommodate suddenly arrived.

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By *andifanMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

I’ve had that a few times

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