FabGuys.com forum: Worst message

By *ntoniacd40 OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Guildford

Had one recently

Him.Are you free

Me. no sorry

Him. Shit.My car’s broken down and wondered if you had AA or similar

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Hook

I've got Green Flag.

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By *iPantiesMan
2 weeks ago

Louth

"I've got Green Flag."

Have you seen a medical professional about that?...Heard it could be serious

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Usually it is the one word messages.

Either that or Mmmm

Instant block

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By *rancd2TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I got a message yesterday that was

‘?’

Nothing else

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By *lissfulMan
2 weeks ago

York

Wait....you get messages?

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By *hyna HutchMan
2 weeks ago

valleys

"Usually it is the one word messages.

Either that or Mmmm

Instant block"

Mmmm sounds like someone has their mouth taped up.

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By *ucksitupMan
2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Had one recently

Him.Are you free

Me. no sorry

Him. Shit.My car’s broken down and wondered if you had AA or similar

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ustPeekinMan
2 weeks ago

Alresford

I had a message from some random bloke the other day. All it said was ‘code’. No context at all.

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By *astcoastspankMan
2 weeks ago

Lowestoft

"I had a message from some random bloke the other day. All it said was ‘code’. No context at all. "

I had exactly the same message last week. 🤔

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By *erscumdumpMan
2 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

"I had a message from some random bloke the other day. All it said was ‘code’. No context at all. "

I get those quote often. No idea what they mean. Is it a code to some secret society? Are they scamming me for my bank pin code? No idea. Instant delete.

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By *onfirebollocksMan
2 weeks ago

Salisbury visiting

I didn't think I had one that I could call worst, until just. I don't know the guy, which I am grateful for and this was his first message to me.

That's not "average", that's small.

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By *upertedMan
2 weeks ago

Nelson

I had a message from a profile if seen around my home, but this time was at work 40m away.

Massaged me asking for a lift home?!?! He must've had a really good memory to remember my profile.

However; had the cheek to have a go at me when I said no!

Some people, huh!?

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By *ustPeekinMan
2 weeks ago

Alresford

"I didn't think I had one that I could call worst, until just. I don't know the guy, which I am grateful for and this was his first message to me.

That's not "average", that's small."

Looks fine to me.

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By *ate500TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Newcastle/Durham

Recently received - I’ll come now and face fuck you.

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By *amantha111TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Beeston

"I had a message from some random bloke the other day. All it said was ‘code’. No context at all.

I get those quote often. No idea what they mean. Is it a code to some secret society? Are they scamming me for my bank pin code? No idea. Instant delete. "

Bots and scammers, just glitch them out with human randomness

. Can't catch an echo lol

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By *utual2Man
2 weeks ago

Angus

I had my profile hidden simply because I wasn’t interested in meeting at the time.

Next thing I know this old guy messages me to inform of said fact and just said, BLOCKED!!!!

I didn’t see the point as I hadn’t ever spoke to the guy, was nowhere near him and he had no relevance…

Some prissy idiots kicking about.

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By *ittlefishMan
2 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

Couple of days ago I got…

Him. “Hi”

Me. “Good morning, how are you”

Him “Ok”

Me “Is there something you wanted?”

And he blocked me 😂😂😂

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By *lue555Man
2 weeks ago

harrow

Doesn’t make sense why would aa fix his car if he’s not a member?

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By *anDadBodMan
2 weeks ago

Speke

the regular messages i get:-

hot

fit

meet

wuu2

horny

hey

i’ll very rarely get a full sentence of more than 5 words.

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By *ustychubb46ETV/TS
2 weeks ago

LONDON

Mmmmmmmm is what you hear when someone is thinking of an answer, a little thinking time.

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By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"I had a message from some random bloke the other day. All it said was ‘code’. No context at all. "

Ooooh, I know what the code is. Unfortunately I'm not at liberty to divulge anything further, it's only for the lucky few.

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By *dstefiMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

"Mmmmmmmm is what you hear when someone is thinking of an answer, a little thinking time."

I always imagine it's them thinking they're growling it in my ear in a suitably dominant alpha wolf male fashion, just before I elbow them in the nose then knee them in the bollocks and tell them to grow the fuck up

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By *ottomup100Man
2 weeks ago

Shannon

Mine was I'll top you if you get me viagra I'm out

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By *poolBiTopMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

"the regular messages i get:-

hot

fit

meet

wuu2

horny

hey

i’ll very rarely get a full sentence of more than 5 words."

I can't claim the get hot or fit but the rest with

Uaccom / u accom

wer u / we're u

free

travel

morning (polite at least 🤷🏻‍♂️)

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By *reameggMan
2 weeks ago

angus & dundee

I'm not a huge fan of the one word

"Hi"

I get its got to start somewhere but maybe strike up a little chat

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
2 weeks ago

Bargoed

Had one recently, no previous contact. Very little info on his profile, no pic.

The message simply said,

'Sex?'

Yeah like im going to drop everything and just agree to that request.

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By *oaq2Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Recently got: u looking?

I asked what he wanted. He said he wanted to meet straight away. When I said I couldn't he said: why u on online then?

I wonder how many people drop everything and rush off to service him...

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By *lexCD2024TV/TS
2 weeks ago

normally Midlands travelling all over

From last week…

”Want to come and throatfuck me hard and rough until you cum on my feet and watch me lick them clean?”

For some reason I didn’t respond

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By *eedsbearmanMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

I got one that just said

Curry! Brat! Bock!

That was the wurst message

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Had one the other day. Had been chatting for some time, we were on the point of agreeing to meet at his place when I got

"Bring a bottle of vodka and I'll not charge"

Instant block

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By *anDadBodMan
2 weeks ago

Speke

"Recently got: u looking?

I asked what he wanted. He said he wanted to meet straight away. When I said I couldn't he said: why u on online then?

I wonder how many people drop everything and rush off to service him..."

yeah i seem to get this a few times too

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By *r Workman1Man
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Where R U

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By *andy XXXMan
2 weeks ago

Staveley

Sounds perfect but red bull will swallow it all up

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By *andy XXXMan
2 weeks ago

Staveley

Lol

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By *andy XXXMan
2 weeks ago

Staveley

What on earth is wuu2.?

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By *andy XXXMan
2 weeks ago

Staveley

I've got blue waffle

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By *enjiMan
2 weeks ago

Hull

"What on earth is wuu2.?"
what you up to?

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By *poolBiTopMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

"I got one that just said

Curry! Brat! Bock!

That was the wurst message "

😂

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By *poolBiTopMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

"From last week…

”Want to come and throatfuck me hard and rough until you cum on my feet and watch me lick them clean?”

For some reason I didn’t respond"

Lick his own feet? Be more impressed if he said elbow.

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By *illyloverMan
2 weeks ago

EH48

I got one and it simply said.

Where are you!

I replied, sitting on the couch

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By *reameggMan
2 weeks ago

angus & dundee

Perv?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

The usual....

Fuck now?

U accom?

Can you pick me up?

Things along those lines.

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By *hloxbeautMan
2 weeks ago

edinburgh

Anything with daddy !

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