FabGuys.com forum: Tips and advice

By *irsutemale OP Man
2 weeks ago

notts

On a light hearted subject let's have a thread about sharing tips/ advice.

I'll start with.

If you get blood on a fabric, put milk on the stain and watch it disappear.

Older dried blood takes a little longer.

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By *iPantiesMan
2 weeks ago

Louth

To quote Eddie Izzard " Never suck the juice out a tractor"

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By *ucksitupMan
2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Always check that the car exhaust is cold before you put your cock in it.

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By *erscumdumpMan
2 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

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By *erscumdumpMan
2 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

Bodies decompose quicker if you bury them with a freshly dead chicken.

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By *irsutemale OP Man
2 weeks ago

notts

Ok. Back to useful advice. Lol

To easily remove the fruit from pomegranates

Cut in half and put in a bowl of cold water. With fingers removed the fruit and the debris floats to the top and seeds stay at the bottom and is easy to obtain..

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By *lan82Man
2 weeks ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

Always.. ALWAYS go commando under your tartan skirt, mates!

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By *rMagicFingersMan
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Always.. ALWAYS go commando under your tartan skirt, mates!"

Unless you're in the 3rd Foot and Mouth Regiment, of course

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By *erscumdumpMan
2 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

"Ok. Back to useful advice. Lol

To easily remove the fruit from pomegranates

Cut in half and put in a bowl of cold water. With fingers removed the fruit and the debris floats to the top and seeds stay at the bottom and is easy to obtain..

The chicken in with the corpse has been very useful. A game-changer in fact.

Toothpaste is great for removing scuffs from uobc and skirting boards.

Never put garlic and onions in the same dish - always one of the other. Thank me later.

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By *antuinmehotMan
2 weeks ago

ware

Always swallow his cum and enjoy it.

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By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"......Never put garlic and onions in the same dish - always one of the other. Thank me later."

Not sure about that. I use onions and garlic in quite a few dishes such as curry, Ragu, Turkish stews etc. They wouldn't be as nice if I left one or the other out.

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
2 weeks ago

Bargoed

If you are a leg amputee, make sure you put your prosthetic leg on first before trying to stand/walk.

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By *erscumdumpMan
2 weeks ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

"......Never put garlic and onions in the same dish - always one of the other. Thank me later.

Not sure about that. I use onions and garlic in quite a few dishes such as curry, Ragu, Turkish stews etc. They wouldn't be as nice if I left one or the other out."

You'll be surprised. The flavours somewhat cancel each other out.

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By *astDevonGuyMan
2 weeks ago

East Devon

Over 40? Don’t wear white pants ….

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By *hil96Man
2 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"Over 40? Don’t wear white pants …."

Or beige trousers and shorts.

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By *lue555Man
2 weeks ago

harrow

"Ok. Back to useful advice. Lol

To easily remove the fruit from pomegranates

Cut in half and put in a bowl of cold water. With fingers removed the fruit and the debris floats to the top and seeds stay at the bottom and is easy to obtain..

Buy mine from waitrois already done in a plastic container.

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By *ammy57TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Stevenage

Last five minutes at work plan the next day,

Last twenty minutes of your day, lay out what you need for the morning, and pack your lunch.

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By *hooseanameMan
2 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Don’t eat the yellow snow

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By *idingcockMan
2 weeks ago

Driffield

Don’t tell the trolley dolly she looks fat

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By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"......Never put garlic and onions in the same dish - always one of the other. Thank me later.

Not sure about that. I use onions and garlic in quite a few dishes such as curry, Ragu, Turkish stews etc. They wouldn't be as nice if I left one or the other out.

You'll be surprised. The flavours somewhat cancel each other out."

Onions dissolve though, they're quite often the thickener in sauces and stews.

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By *ucksitupMan
2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Don’t fix your condoms on with drawing pins

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By *antyLover66Man
2 weeks ago

Ilkeston

"On a light hearted subject let's have a thread about sharing tips/ advice.

I'll start with.

If you get blood on a fabric, put milk on the stain and watch it disappear.

Older dried blood takes a little longer.

fuck the fabric, how do I get rid of the body?

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Hook

"On a light hearted subject let's have a thread about sharing tips/ advice.

I'll start with.

If you get blood on a fabric, put milk on the stain and watch it disappear.

Older dried blood takes a little longer.

fuck the fabric, how do I get rid of the body?

You'll need a chicken...

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By *auraxTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Redruth

Panties on over the top or your suspenders

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By *andomguy321Man
2 weeks ago

reading

Pretend to be an American by pretending to be Irish

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By *rancd2TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

If a racist bigot tries to talk to you in the street, just agree to vote for him, he will go away quicker.

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