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"I shall be balls deep in a 6ft 3 hairy truck driver. All day and night. I told him as it’s Valentine’s Day he has to bring me flowers and serenade me upon his arrival. I hope he knows I was joking…" This is going to go very wrong. He’s already been messaging me about lyrics. | |||
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"Does anyone have any plans ?" Taking the other half out for a nice meal in Bath. Which he booked. He’s good at getting his way. | |||
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"I shall be balls deep in a 6ft 3 hairy truck driver. All day and night. I told him as it’s Valentine’s Day he has to bring me flowers and serenade me upon his arrival. I hope he knows I was joking… This is going to go very wrong. He’s already been messaging me about lyrics. " And suddenly my fear subsides… In all honesty, we are going for a meal in the evening at his suggestion. Mother is already looking at hats. | |||
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"I shall be balls deep in a 6ft 3 hairy truck driver. All day and night. I told him as it’s Valentine’s Day he has to bring me flowers and serenade me upon his arrival. I hope he knows I was joking…" You'll find out when he turns up, hope you have a fab time | |||
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"I shall be balls deep in a 6ft 3 hairy truck driver. All day and night. I told him as it’s Valentine’s Day he has to bring me flowers and serenade me upon his arrival. I hope he knows I was joking… This is going to go very wrong. He’s already been messaging me about lyrics. And suddenly my fear subsides… In all honesty, we are going for a meal in the evening at his suggestion. Mother is already looking at hats. " Well, he was having problems with rhymes for “milieux”. It’s all getting very romantic. Do they still have a Wimpy in Lincs…? | |||
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"I shall be balls deep in a 6ft 3 hairy truck driver. All day and night. I told him as it’s Valentine’s Day he has to bring me flowers and serenade me upon his arrival. I hope he knows I was joking…" He may just bring a solitary purple rosebud | |||
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"I shall be balls deep in a 6ft 3 hairy truck driver. All day and night. I told him as it’s Valentine’s Day he has to bring me flowers and serenade me upon his arrival. I hope he knows I was joking… He may just bring a solitary purple rosebud " Oh, trust you to lower the tone. | |||
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"I shall be balls deep in a 6ft 3 hairy truck driver. All day and night. I told him as it’s Valentine’s Day he has to bring me flowers and serenade me upon his arrival. I hope he knows I was joking… He may just bring a solitary purple rosebud Oh, trust you to lower the tone. " Roses are red Your bootz are black You wear a naappy 'Cos your arse is so slack | |||
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"I shall be balls deep in a 6ft 3 hairy truck driver. All day and night. I told him as it’s Valentine’s Day he has to bring me flowers and serenade me upon his arrival. I hope he knows I was joking… This is going to go very wrong. He’s already been messaging me about lyrics. And suddenly my fear subsides… In all honesty, we are going for a meal in the evening at his suggestion. Mother is already looking at hats. Well, he was having problems with rhymes for “milieux”. It’s all getting very romantic. Do they still have a Wimpy in Lincs…? " Much to my chagrin, sadly not. However, I did read in the local gazette that a Five Guys has opened recently. Thought of you xx | |||
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"I shall be balls deep in a 6ft 3 hairy truck driver. All day and night. I told him as it’s Valentine’s Day he has to bring me flowers and serenade me upon his arrival. I hope he knows I was joking… He may just bring a solitary purple rosebud " Oh, he’ll get that when he leaves | |||
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"Never bothered with it Didn’t need a specific day to tell a partner I loved them or treat them like they’re special. Husband always liked the 15 as he could go to Hotel Chocolat for discount chocolate " Brilliant! I do the same; always pop into the shops early on the 15th, seeking discounted heart-shaped chocolate items. | |||
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"…However, I did read in the local gazette that a Five Guys has opened recently. Thought of you xx… " Ha! You’re such a cunt. Xx | |||
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"…However, I did read in the local gazette that a Five Guys has opened recently. Thought of you xx… Ha! You’re such a cunt. Xx" And that is one of the plethora of reasons you love me so xx | |||
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"Happy valentines day What’s there to be happy about? | |||
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"The most depressing day of the year " Totally agree with you | |||
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"Showing my wife how much I love her by going out at 6a.m for a slow relaxing 3/4 hour run." Round the pond a few hundred times should do! | |||
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"I shall be balls deep in a 6ft 3 hairy truck driver. All day and night. I told him as it’s Valentine’s Day he has to bring me flowers and serenade me upon his arrival. I hope he knows I was joking… He may just bring a solitary purple rosebud Oh, trust you to lower the tone. Roses are red Your bootz are black You wear a naappy 'Cos your arse is so slack Your scansion needs much work. Is “naappy” [sic] capturing your Weegie drawl..? 😇 | |||
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"Almost forgot what day it was!😳😆" But at least you’ve put your genital heart up for us. X ❤️ ♥️ 💓 | |||
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"Yet another money-making exercise for the shops and restaurants! 😆 " Yes, I agree. The whole point of originality was to send an anonymous message to an amour. Lol | |||
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"Sitting here in anticipation of an extra large post van delivering all my cards. Probably just get a bill, hospital appointment or junk mail if the postie calls at all." my front door's blocked again, happy valentines X | |||
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"I shall be balls deep in a 6ft 3 hairy truck driver. All day and night. I told him as it’s Valentine’s Day he has to bring me flowers and serenade me upon his arrival. I hope he knows I was joking… He may just bring a solitary purple rosebud Oh, trust you to lower the tone. Roses are red Your bootz are black You wear a naappy 'Cos your arse is so slack Lol, it's a nawty word on here for some reason - who'd have thunk | |||
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"Valentines card received today from ex-wife that I've been separated from for nearly two years, I guess she doesn't realize that I prefer cock to her" Perhaps you needed to be more honest with her. | |||
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"Valentines for one. Bottle of wine, watch Olympics, some good farts and might get a takeaway." Not getting takeaway. Rest still valid | |||
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"Almost forgot what day it was!😳😆 But at least you’ve put your genital heart up for us. X ❤️ ♥️ 💓 " It’s the least I could do 😐😉 | |||
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"Was hoping to get bred by an older guy today but no luck so far " Best to catch the baker when he opens... | |||
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"Was hoping to get bred by an older guy today but no luck so far Best to catch the baker when he opens..." 'Dough!' | |||
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"Was hoping to get bred by an older guy today but no luck so far Best to catch the baker when he opens... 'Dough!'" Maybe a tart would be better received. | |||
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"I shall be balls deep in a 6ft 3 hairy truck driver. All day and night. I told him as it’s Valentine’s Day he has to bring me flowers and serenade me upon his arrival. I hope he knows I was joking… You'll find out when he turns up, hope you have a fab time Thank you. He bought me a lovely flowering plant, and wrote me a poem he was too shy to read to me. He said he would send it to me at some point. Seeing a huge, burly shaved-headed and tattooed trucker go all coy was one of the sweetest things I’ve ever seen. | |||
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"Seeing a huge, burly shaved-headed and tattooed trucker go all coy was one of the sweetest things I’ve ever seen. " Was he one of Eddie's? With a nice pressed shirt and string tie? | |||
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"Seeing a huge, burly shaved-headed and tattooed trucker go all coy was one of the sweetest things I’ve ever seen. Was he one of Eddie's? With a nice pressed shirt and string tie?" Ha! No, was in filthy hi-viz and a sweaty t-shirt he'd had on all week...under my instructions. He smelt divine. | |||
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