FabGuys.com forum: Worst things to say on Valentine’s Day ♥️

By *esper1987 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Let’s warm the day with some humour, worst/inappropriate things to say on Valentine’s day.

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By *esper1987 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

I miss your skin, I miss your touch, I miss tonguing your tight sweet little whole, I love feeling my flesh inside yours baby”

Your Dad,

Father Francis Joseph Longbottom

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By *rkraider1Man
2 weeks ago

Reading

Roses are Red

VIolets are Blue

My cock is Green

This STI I’ve given to you!

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By *esper1987 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Hahahaha

Oldie but goldie… not mine.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’ve got chlamydia

And now you do too…

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By *implesimonMan
2 weeks ago

Meath

Apples are green,

Oranges orange,

That wasn't milk,

You had in your porridge.

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By *esper1987 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

But me and uncle Jefrey love you little baby,

Love

D. Trump

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By *3versMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

That lovely basque I got you darling, it looks much better on the fella I shagged last week

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Have you signed the divorce papers yet ?

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By *amelaXTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Swindon

"That lovely basque I got you darling, it looks much better on the fella I shagged last week"

🤣

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By *esper1987 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Roses are red

And lemons are bitter

My husband’s gone out

So come ruin my shitter.

Happy Valentines

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By *amantha111TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Beeston

It's not you, it's me. I need my own space lol:D

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By *eefandfurMan
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Just flowers this year, no chocolates... because you're too fat... also, don't eat the flowers.

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By *ickSeekerMan
2 weeks ago

Canterbury

I want a divorce 📃🖊

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By *umpitMan
2 weeks ago

portree

I'm gay

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By *it FingerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnstaple

What's a nice cock like this doing on a guy like you?

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By *oaq2Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Of course I love you - I'm fucking you aren't I.

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By *ack_69erMan
2 weeks ago

Beverley

Well it never ever crossed my mind till this morning to never use abbreviations for Valentine's Day when you write a card out etc.

"Hope you have a lovely VD" etc

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Hook

Happy Valentine's, I love you Jane...erm I mean Sarah?

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By *oose1Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Are we going Dutch

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By *hyna HutchMan
2 weeks ago

valleys

Roses are red

Chocolates are brown

You're getting neither

So calm the fuck down.

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