FabGuys.com forum: Terrible start to the day,

By *rownriver OP Man
6 days ago

Crawley

I've had a terrible start to the day, I've only gone and broken four fingers,I sat on my kit kat.

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By *erscumdumpMan
6 days ago

Watford & Worth Matravers

There's really no coming back from that level of bad luck.

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By *ucksitupMan
6 days ago

Shrewsbury

It’s good that you could take 4 fingers though

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By *upertedMan
6 days ago

Nelson

Back to defrosting the windscreen! 🧊

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By *rownriver OP Man
6 days ago

Crawley

Thanks for support, I'd better get my cara mac on and leave.

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
6 days ago

Alcester

Mine’s been a bad start… again… I keep getting hit by the very same bike every single morning! It’s a vicious cycle

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By *onnieabcMan
6 days ago

north down

Or your curlywerly

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By *ightlyfriedMan
6 days ago

bourne end

"I've had a terrible start to the day, I've only gone and broken four fingers,I sat on my kit kat."

Sounds like your day could do with a Boost..

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
6 days ago

Alcester

Bad start… so cold… but I couldn’t find my car window scraper this morning, so I used a plastic store discount card to clean my windows. It didn’t work very well. I only got 20% off.

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By *licequeen891Man
6 days ago

Teddington

Gosh I suppose as kit kat you should take a break and have a cuppa now 🤭🥰😊

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By *obbertMan
6 days ago

In a world of my own

Could have been worse, you could have Mars in conjunction with Uranus.

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By *ubSarahTVTV/TS
6 days ago

leicester

Look at you living the life of luxury, no cost of living crisis in your house. It’s been 2 fingers kitkats in my house since 2021

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By *ucksitupMan
6 days ago

Shrewsbury

"Look at you living the life of luxury, no cost of living crisis in your house. It’s been 2 fingers kitkats in my house since 2021"

I’m starting a crowdfunding page to get you four fingers. 🤣

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By *eady4u2Man
6 days ago

Letchworth

Sounds a bit flakey to me, you won't be able to drive, so best get public transport, hopefully it's a double decker!

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By *iPantiesMan
6 days ago

Louth

"Look at you living the life of luxury, no cost of living crisis in your house. It’s been 2 fingers kitkats in my house since 2021"

You can afford 2 finger kit kits?

Luxury...a case of pot calling I suggest, I make the kids eat tarmac if they want an after dinner treat.

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By *rownriver OP Man
6 days ago

Crawley

"Look at you living the life of luxury, no cost of living crisis in your house. It’s been 2 fingers kitkats in my house since 2021

You can afford 2 finger kit kits?

Luxury...a case of pot calling I suggest, I make the kids eat tarmac if they want an after dinner treat.

It’s a bed of roses here

Four fingers are better that two

Take a break have a kit kat

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By *im ClarkMan
6 days ago

Glasgow

That's quality street

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By *im ClarkMan
6 days ago

Glasgow

We could always have a celebration

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By *x Caged Sl.veMan
6 days ago

blackpool

I snickered loudly at this!

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By *IPMANMan
6 days ago

LONDON WEST

Thumbs up...fancy a finger of fudge ?

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
6 days ago

Bargoed

Ha ha 😂

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By *aul26374Man
6 days ago

Epsom

I love this Topic, if we stay on a retro theme this thread could be a Marathon, let’s keep it to a Wispa or the thread will get Allsorts on here

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By *iPantiesMan
6 days ago

Louth

This thread is getting a bit Rocky maybe we should just have some Timeout

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By *eefandfurMan
6 days ago

Edinburgh

Or... Now you have eight mini kitkats.

Glass half full etc.

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By *oosterladMan
6 days ago

ipswich

Rub some Creme on it. This must be eggsasperating.

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By *enri du lacMan
6 days ago

Coventry

I woke up and found that the missus had put duct tape over my mouth.

I was speechless.

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By *amie87hMan
6 days ago

Poulton

Sitting on four fingers on the morning would be a great start to the day for me 🤣

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By *rownriver OP Man
6 days ago

Crawley

I thought this joke might cause a.Ripple!

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By *iPantiesMan
6 days ago

Louth

A veritable Galaxy of laughs had by all this is definitely a Blue Riband thread.

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By *im ClarkMan
6 days ago

Glasgow

But only if you join the club

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By *onna AmourTV/TS
6 days ago

Preston

Nice to see you have a BOUNTYful of support

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By *oose1Man
6 days ago

doncaster

A finger of fudge is just enough

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By *rownriver OP Man
6 days ago

Crawley

"A finger of fudge is just enough

A milky way would be ok

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By *ver45Man
Forum Mod
6 days ago

A Town near You!

I bet you all have some TWIX up your sleeves!

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By *irtytrukkaTV/TS
6 days ago

barton

I do like an aero bubble bath

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By *ibuddy200Man
6 days ago

leominster

All comments are worth a slight snicker.

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By *excessMan
6 days ago

Sleaford

Not sure if this threads funny or ridiculous, I'm twix and between on the subject!!

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By *rownriver OP Man
6 days ago

Crawley

"Not sure if this threads funny or ridiculous, I'm twix and between on the subject!!"

It’s a bed takes Allsorts to make a point of view

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By *s_HoodooTV/TS
6 days ago

Belfast

I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.

I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.

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By *dstefiMan
6 days ago

Solihull

What has a hazelnut in every bite?

Squirrel shit!

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By *ary1066Man
6 days ago

Preston

"A finger of fudge is just enough

A milky way would be ok "

Or a whisper or is that to George Michael

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By *havvybritneyTV/TS
6 days ago

london - near Finsbury park

I had a testicular scan this morning, in a cold room with 2 female nurses. wouldn't be able to find my knob with a wet suit and a diver's helmet.

looked like a walnut whip!

Grrrr, hi ladies!

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