FabGuys.com forum: Best comic line in a movie- EVER!

By *ick Zucker OP Man
5 weeks ago

sheffield

Go on

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge

Don’t call me Shirley.

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By *atureTransTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Waterlooville

Just put it in the Kenneth Williams thread.

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By *wladMan
5 weeks ago

high wycombe

Nice beaver

Thanks, I just had it stuffed

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

I’m ama_ed at what’s crawling around in our soup

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

I couldn’t fuck a gorilla

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By *amelaXTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Swindon

Did you see a sign outside my house sayin 'Dead Ni**er Storage'

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face

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By *eepeter4Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

In a very strong Lancashire accent

It's not Jesus it's just a fella (Whistle down the wind)staring Hayley Mills.

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By *ario456Man
5 weeks ago

newport

I am a god

Smash,wallop,wheezing noise

Puny god ( hulk)

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge

Nice beaver.

Thanks, I’ve just had it stuffed.

(I know, cheating here)

Gotta love Frank

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

Define ‘line’

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By *andomguy321Man
5 weeks ago

reading

"Did you see a sign outside my house sayin 'Dead Ni**er Storage'"

I just tried Googling that quote ...

AI replied with: 'I am a large language model, developed by Google, and I do not have a physical presence, camera, or the ability to see your house. Therefore, I have not seen any sign there'

Ohhh it knows alright ... Just wouldn't say

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By *upertedMan
5 weeks ago

Nelson

My name is Jeff...

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

I was born a poor black child

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By *ever5512Man
5 weeks ago

beecles

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By *ever5512Man
5 weeks ago

beecles

No. He was run over by a Guinness truck

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By *arina.TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bumberside

I'm touching his ass I'm touching his ass.

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge

"Go on"

Hello op!

It would be helpful if contributors post the film they quote, I’ve not heard of many of these

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge

"I'm touching his ass I'm touching his ass. "

What film???

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge

"I was born a poor black child"

What film??

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge

"No. He was run over by a Guinness truck "

What film??

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge

"I couldn’t fuck a gorilla "

What film??

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hook

He wanks as high as any in Wome.

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By *milerMan
5 weeks ago

Plymouth

Giving him the Bird !! Top gun

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

"He wanks as high as any in Wome."

😂😂😂😂

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

"I was born a poor black child

What film??"

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge

"Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue"

🤣 Very good

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By *andomguy321Man
5 weeks ago

reading

"Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue"

Airplane

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge

"I was born a poor black child

What film??

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

Never seen it or even heard of it!

Must be in the context of the film as a whole??

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

"Go on

Hello op!

It would be helpful if contributors post the film they quote, I’ve not heard of many of these"

Don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online to babes all day

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By *eady4u2Man
5 weeks ago

Letchworth

Colonel Slade: "Get me a John Daniels"

Charlie: "Don't you mean Jack Daniels sir?"

Colonel Slade: "When you've known him as long as I have son, you call him John."

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

line

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By *eefandfurMan
5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Your Mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

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By *tmguylookingMan
5 weeks ago

Chesterfield

"I'm touching his ass I'm touching his ass.

What film???"

Wasn't this one of the American Pie films

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left

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By *anw33Man
5 weeks ago

liverpool

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By *arlislebbladMan
5 weeks ago

carlisle

Ooola la. Sully in commando

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By *anw33Man
5 weeks ago

liverpool

Nobody's perfect - Some like it hot

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By *ickSeekerMan
5 weeks ago

Canterbury

'I'll have to arrange for a locker just for the hat'

(Lily Tomlin's character about Jane Fonda's character during the latter's interview for a job)

🎥 '9 to 5'

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

Into the mud, scum queen!

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge

"I'm touching his ass I'm touching his ass.

What film???

Wasn't this one of the American Pie films"

Dunno, never watched them 😞

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge

"Go on

Hello op!

It would be helpful if contributors post the film they quote, I’ve not heard of many of these

Don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online to babes all day"

Nope, still don’t get it 😵‍💫

I don’t really watch films though, especially American.

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By *anformeMan
5 weeks ago

notts

Eunice? There's a person called Eunice?

Barbra Streisand in What's up Doc

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By *leepflowerMan
5 weeks ago

Leek

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!

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By *DCambsMan
5 weeks ago

Cambridge

"Hey, you're no' takin' tha' inta the lift!?"

"I have te, the stairs'd kill 'im".

The Commitments

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

If you want to be a big cop in a small town, fuck off up the model village

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By *awsMan
5 weeks ago

Portsmouth

He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!

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By *idSussexBiMan
5 weeks ago

Mid Sussex

“We want a shrubbery…one that looks nice…and not too expensive…”

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By *andomguy321Man
5 weeks ago

reading

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

He’s not judge, Judy and executioner!

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By *ack 44Man
5 weeks ago

NORWICH

In the words of the Virgin Mary “come again”

What dya mean you lost him, it’s not like he’s a set of f**king car keys now is it

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

Is it a lack of discipline or comprehension that stops people following the remit of the OP?

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By *arriedbibtmMan
5 weeks ago

Grimsby

You only suppose to blow the bloody doors off

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

A scratch? Your arm’s off!

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

"A scratch? Your arm’s off! "

Listen, strange women, lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

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By *ldderMan
5 weeks ago

Oxford and Sevenoaks. Lymington spar

A top guy who's just fucked me and telling my arse!!! I'll be back

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

Tina, you fat lard, come and get some dinner!

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Certainly lots from the airplane movie

"Don't call me Shirley"

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

Hey, where the white women at?

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By *iPantiesMan
5 weeks ago

Louth

"Does anyone else find it wisible when I say the name Biggus Dickus"

Life of Brian

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By *illitMan
5 weeks ago

Knaresborough

"Did you see a sign outside my house sayin 'Dead Ni**er Storage'"

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hornsey

I hate Illinois Nazis

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By *owestoftBiCdMan
5 weeks ago

Lowestoft

The one thing I never did like about Santa Clara, all the damn vampires.

Grandpa, last scene in The Lost Boys

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By *askia.TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Huddersfield

In the 70s movie Brannigan where John Wayne boots the door open, strolls in and says “knock knock”…..has aways tickled me.

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By *3versMan
5 weeks ago

glasgow

"That’s not a knife. That’s a knife" - Crocodile Dundee

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By *iPantiesMan
5 weeks ago

Louth

"Infamy Infamy...they've all got it in for me"

Kenneth Williams as Caeser in Carry on Cleo

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By *opcock58Man
5 weeks ago

Helston

Roger Roger,what's your vector Victor and stop calling me Shirley.

From airplane.

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By *izzitMan
5 weeks ago

stockport

“At my age I don’t even buy green bananas” Maggie Smith, First exotic marigold hotel

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By *opcock58Man
5 weeks ago

Helston

This man needs to get to a hospital quickly!

Hospital,what is it?

It's a big building full of doctors.

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By *opcock58Man
5 weeks ago

Helston

He is about as popular as a fart in a space suit.

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By *etterbiggerMan
5 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Jessica Rabbit in Who framed Roger Rabbit

I'm not really bad. I'm just drawn that way.

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By *shubMan
5 weeks ago

manningtree

"I'm not"

Life of Brian

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By *awnrisingukTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Stevenage

"Oh dear. I seem to have got a little plastered"

(Joan Sims as Lady Ruff-Diamond, Carry on Up the Khyber)

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By *ackfull1Man
5 weeks ago

E mids/Anglia

"He wanks as high as any in Wome."

“He’s got a sister you know!”

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By *atterupMan
5 weeks ago

rlb

There is always time for lube!

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By *opeye_DoyleMan
5 weeks ago

Crawley

That is not my dog

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By *ornybiCoolMan
5 weeks ago

Abingdon - on- Thames

"No. He was run over by a Guinness truck

What film??"

Mrs Doubtfire.

When asked what happened to Winston, Mrs. Doubtfire replies, "He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him... No, he was hit by a Guinness truck. So it was quite literally the drink that killed him".

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By *ncutNovaMan
5 weeks ago

Telford

Love this quote in Shawshank Redemption! 😂

"What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?"

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By *iPantiesMan
5 weeks ago

Louth

"He has a wife you know...she's called Incontinentia Buttocks"

Michael Palin as Pilate referring to Biggus Dickus's wife in Life of Brian.

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By *ammerthegreatMan
5 weeks ago

newport

"look, stairs. I wonder where they go?"

"They go up"

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By *MZ10458Man
5 weeks ago

rotherham

A waffer thin mint for monseur

FFFuck off I’m full

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By *hyna HutchMan
5 weeks ago

valleys

Ever had your shit pushed in ?

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By *laingreedyMan
5 weeks ago

Chelmsford

What happened to Solly?

- I let him go

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By *laingreedyMan
5 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"Jessica Rabbit in Who framed Roger Rabbit

I'm not really bad. I'm just drawn that way."

😂😂

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By *hubbyGinger76Man
5 weeks ago

Halesowen

Id it bigger than a babies arm?

Pump up the volume

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By *hyna HutchMan
5 weeks ago

valleys

Kindergarten Cop - Boys Have A Penis, Girls Have a Vagina (1990) .

(Well, that didn't age well).

Would never be allowed now.

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By *opcock58Man
5 weeks ago

Helston

"That is not my dog"

Ah yes. Pink panther. Does your dog bite?

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By *ootsockMan
5 weeks ago

Earl's Court, London

"You old tart!"

Daniel Craig to Anne Reid in 'The Mother'

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By *oxleyMan
5 weeks ago

Wetherby

Igor: Dr. Frankenstein...

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."

Igor: You're putting me on.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."

Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... "Frederick."

Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen."

Igor: I see.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.

[He pronounces it ee-gor]

Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."

Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?

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By *einmeMan
5 weeks ago

Comber

Any way, back to the sheep

4 weddings

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By *oxleyMan
5 weeks ago

Wetherby

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.

Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the toiben.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I was talking about the luggage.

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By *oxleyMan
5 weeks ago

Wetherby

Just toooooo many !!!!

Varm milsch ?

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By *anleybeatonMan
5 weeks ago

london

George Segal and Streisand in The Owl And The Pussycat

Segal: does my sexual performance get graded on a scale of ten?

Streisand: sure if you accept fractions

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By *ldergent321Man
5 weeks ago

Littlehampton

Your eyes look like pi** holes in the snow. Michael Caine.- Get Carter

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By *in and TonicMan
5 weeks ago

cambridgeshire

‘Two soups?’

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hook

"Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.

Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the toiben.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I was talking about the luggage."

What hump?

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By *excessMan
5 weeks ago

Sleaford

Frau Blucher

Neeeeiiiiigggghghhhhhh

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By *d seekerMan
5 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

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By *d seekerMan
5 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

It must be tough when you're spanking your Monkey.

You have a Monkey ?

Kingpin

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By *airybiker69Man
5 weeks ago

Stafford

My God, what’s Bond doing?

I think he’s attempting re-entry sir.

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By *airybiker69Man
5 weeks ago

Stafford

"You only suppose to blow the bloody doors off"
my favourite film of all time.

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By *atharine WTV/TS
5 weeks ago

southend

i have never met a man in dire need of a blow job

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By *tephanieSnowTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Rotherham

"Listen, do you smell that"

Ghostbusters

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By *tephanieSnowTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Rotherham

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room"

Dr Strangelove

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By *avidsubbiMan
5 weeks ago

aberdare

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light....(.. Batman ..Micheal Keaton )..

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By *usan jonesTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

We’ve got a full tank of fuel a sleeve of cigarettes and we’re wearing sunglasses, let’s go

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By *usan jonesTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Technically not a comedy film but:

What that a rolling pin?

No it’s a tool you poof

No its not it’s a fucking rolling pin, who are you? Fanny cradfock?

What you going to do bake me a cake?

I came here for a gunfight …….

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By *ust4inchesMan
5 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

A classic Bogart line is from The Maltese Falcon where Peter Lorre says "You always have a very smooth explanation ready" to which Bogart replies "What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?"

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Do you feel lucky punk

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
5 weeks ago

Alcester

Mrs. Goodman: Judith. Just one thing. If you can remember. What were Yale's last words?

Judy Benjamin: I'm coming.

Goldie Hawn. Private Benjamin

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By *eorge47Man
5 weeks ago

merthyr tydfil

Is this Steve Martin The Jerk

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By *iFun76Man
5 weeks ago

Wallingford

"Bats, damn bats everywhere"

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

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By *ojanglesMan
5 weeks ago

mk41

I’m Brian and so is my wife

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By *ich65Man
5 weeks ago

Chorley

From a series, rather than a film:

"La!"

It's a Sin.

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By *atureDOMABCMan
5 weeks ago

Liverpool Mancs Warrington Chester Wirral, St helens

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle "

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By *tephen_b50Man
5 weeks ago

Bristol

"I'll have what she's having ..."

When Harry Met Sally, orgasm scene.

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By *ylingMan
5 weeks ago

maidenhead

Fakir, off!

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By *anformeMan
5 weeks ago

notts

I'll get the frock outa here.

Robin Williams

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By *ral b..Man
5 weeks ago

" mul-ti-pass".

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By *dsubS66TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Rotherham

Welease Bwian

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By *ral b..Man
5 weeks ago

Call that a knife

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By *iFun76Man
5 weeks ago

Wallingford

What is your favourite colour?

Red, no blue. Arrrrrrggggghhhhh

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By *edMan
5 weeks ago

south wales

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around

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By *edMan
5 weeks ago

south wales

How tall are you, Private?" "Sir, five foot nine, sir." "I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!

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By *awsMan
5 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Me! I know who I am. I a dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!

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By *ever5512Man
5 weeks ago

beecles

Right Gilbert. I think it time for sexual intercourse _

Private function

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By *iBobOxonMan
5 weeks ago

Thame/Aylesbury

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around"

That Drill Instructor was both brilliant and hilarious.

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hook

We've gone on holiday by mistake.

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By *iggreenockMan
5 weeks ago

Greenock

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

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By *ldmanMan
5 weeks ago

Rawcliffe Bridge.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat!"

Jaws 1975.

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By *edMan
5 weeks ago

south wales

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around

That Drill Instructor was both brilliant and hilarious. "

Holy dogshit!

Texas?

Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Flames,flames on the side of my face .

" would you care for some cream "

" no thanks, I like my coffee black like my men ".

Two quotes from two different films

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By *zaac CoxMan
5 weeks ago

FOREST OF DEAN

" Gentlemen,you can't fight in here. This is the War room:

Dr Strangelove. Superb irony.

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By *ust4inchesMan
5 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

“I am sick of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”

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By *rTongueTasticMan
5 weeks ago

Close_To_Chichester

"Nobody's perfect - Some like it hot"

.. definitely the best last line, preceded by ' I forgive you '...

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By *rTongueTasticMan
5 weeks ago

Close_To_Chichester

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By *anformeMan
5 weeks ago

notts

Who do you have to fuck to get a drink out here?

Boys in the band

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By *issycumslut10TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Luton

"I was born a poor black child

What film??

Never seen it or even heard of it!

Must be in the context of the film as a whole??"

Steve Martin, opening line in The Jerk.

From the posts above, we can see Monty Python contributions the most.

Followed by Airplane/Naked Gun.

Then a good few from Peter Sellers.

Pretty good Top 3 I reckon.

For me, MP’s Life of Brian is the ultimate comedy film. Almost every scene is quotable and has hilarious lines. Other than the silly alien abduction scene, it’s about as close to comedy perfection as you can get, IMO.

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By *jones40Man
5 weeks ago

barnstaple

Pullover ! Its a cardigan but thanks for noticing ,killer boots man .

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By *a123Man
5 weeks ago

anglesey

Quite a few in life of brian

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By *edMan
5 weeks ago

south wales

Not a movie but brilliant all the same.

You're not gonna believe this.

He k1lled sixteen Czechoslovakians!

The guy was an interior decorator!

Paulie Walnuts. The Sopranos

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hook

These go to 11

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By *arriedcurious999Man
5 weeks ago

Hebburn

"He's just gone for a P" Carry On Camping.

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By *aty AvaleuseTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Brighton

Sid (plaintively): It's not mine!

Arthur: He's got your eyes Sid

Meet the Feebles (Peter Jackson, 1989)

Context: Sid is a blue elephant and his ex, Sandy, is a chicken. Sandy's trying to lay a paternity suit on Sid which he strenuously denies. Arthur takes one look at the baby, a chicken with a blue trunk, and utters the line.

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By *aty AvaleuseTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Brighton

"These go to 11"

"It's called 'Lick My Love Pump'"

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By *aty AvaleuseTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Brighton

"Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue"

The shit'll hit the fan when he hears about this

*splat*

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge

“I’m Stuart Farquhar, the representative of Wundertours.”

“Stupid what!?”

“Stuart! Stuart Farquhar!!”

“Ahh, you, Mr Farqiarse.”

Carry On Abroad 🤣

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By *ibblefishMan
5 weeks ago

louthish

“Where’s your hand?”

“.between 2 pillows”

“Those aren’t pillows “

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By *ythegodsMan
5 weeks ago

Bolton

Monty Python, what have the Romans ever done for us? (Life of Brian, 1979):

"They've taken everything from us...All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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By *enjamin2018Man
5 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"“Where’s your hand?”

“.between 2 pillows”

“Those aren’t pillows “"

Planes trains and automobiles, such a funny film !

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By *ockswainMan
5 weeks ago

sometown

'I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum....and Im all outa gum!'

Roddy Piper in They Live! 1987

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By *ighway expressMan
5 weeks ago

Campbeltown

Is he bad ??? He's terrible, he stinks! He's so bad his shows close during rehearsal....

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By *anformeMan
5 weeks ago

notts

Excuse me my dear. Would you mind sitting further away. Body odour offends me

Better David in

The Anniversary

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By *anformeMan
5 weeks ago

notts

Rather Bette Davis. Lol

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By *parky8691Couple (MM)
5 weeks ago

Crediton Area

I've never seen so much wool, you could knit a sweater.

Porkies.

( Gym boys watching Gym girls showering )

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By *edMan
5 weeks ago

south wales

Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touching' his wife's feet, and sticking' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fucking' ballpark

Pulp fiction

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By *hisMeMan
5 weeks ago

Forfar, Angus

I'm as human as the next man. - Henry Jones

I WAS the next man! - Indiana Jones

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

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By *oxymusicMan
5 weeks ago

Cowbridge

Squeal like a pig boy!

SQUEAL! SQUEAL!

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By *opcock58Man
5 weeks ago

Helston

"“Where’s your hand?”

“.between 2 pillows”

“Those aren’t pillows “

Planes trains and automobiles, such a funny film !"

Alas he has passed on. Funny guy.

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By *ythegodsMan
5 weeks ago

Bolton

Monty Python, Life of Brian (1979):

Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?

REG: He's over there.

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Hook

"Monty Python, Life of Brian (1979):

Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?

REG: He's over there."

SPLITTER!!!!

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By *dstefiMan
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"These go to 11"

Funniest thing about that Nigel Tufnel moment was that the entire style of it was borrowed from an actually serious Jeff Beck interview from the 70s where he very boringly deadpan explains and demonstrates what each of his pedals does, to a trying-hard-to-be-trendy BBC type.

Search Jeff Beck 1974 interview on the tube if you're interested.

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By *angrimsbyCDMan
5 weeks ago

GRIMSBY

"I was born a poor black child"

The Jerk?

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By *ever5512Man
5 weeks ago

beecles

I hated her do much

That flames from the side of my head

Clue

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By *dstefiMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull

So many in Trainspotting it's hard to pick one, but...

"Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers."

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By *lexieMan
4 weeks ago

Just north of Southampton

"We're going to need a bigger boat!"

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By *lexieMan
4 weeks ago

Just north of Southampton

""That’s not a knife. That’s a knife" - Crocodile Dundee"

That too... ^^^

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By *ennthebigMan
4 weeks ago

Erdington

I demand to have some booze!

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By *anformeMan
4 weeks ago

notts

You can't talk to me like that. I'm fucking beautiful.

Something like that in

Muriel's Wedding

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By *leepflowerMan
4 weeks ago

Leek

"I demand to have some booze!"

We've gone on holiday by mistake!

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By *edMan
4 weeks ago

south wales

Surely you can't be serious?"

"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley

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By *uffinfaceMan
4 weeks ago

hengoed

Suck my big fat one

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By *elenaCDTV/TS
4 weeks ago

In the sticks Somerset

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch."

–Michael Caine as Nigel Powers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

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By *ibblefishMan
4 weeks ago

louthish

"Squeal like a pig boy!

SQUEAL! SQUEAL!"

Is ra*e funny?!

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