FabGuys.com forum: Best comic line in a movie- EVER!

By *ick Zucker OP Man
20 hours ago

sheffield

Go on

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By *oxymusicMan
20 hours ago

Cowbridge

Don’t call me Shirley.

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By *atureTransTV/TS
20 hours ago

Waterlooville

Just put it in the Kenneth Williams thread.

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By *wladMan
20 hours ago

high wycombe

Nice beaver

Thanks, I just had it stuffed

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
20 hours ago

Hornsey

I’m amazed at what’s crawling around in our soup

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
20 hours ago

Hornsey

I couldn’t fuck a gorilla

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By *amelaXTV/TS
20 hours ago

Swindon

Did you see a sign outside my house sayin 'Dead Ni**er Storage'

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
20 hours ago

Hornsey

Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face

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By *eepeter4Man
20 hours ago

Bournemouth

In a very strong Lancashire accent

It's not Jesus it's just a fella (Whistle down the wind)staring Hayley Mills.

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By *ario456Man
20 hours ago

newport

I am a god

Smash,wallop,wheezing noise

Puny god ( hulk)

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By *oxymusicMan
20 hours ago

Cowbridge

Nice beaver.

Thanks, I’ve just had it stuffed.

(I know, cheating here)

Gotta love Frank

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
20 hours ago

Hornsey

Define ‘line’

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By *andomguy321Man
20 hours ago

reading

"Did you see a sign outside my house sayin 'Dead Ni**er Storage'"

I just tried Googling that quote ...

AI replied with: 'I am a large language model, developed by Google, and I do not have a physical presence, camera, or the ability to see your house. Therefore, I have not seen any sign there'

Ohhh it knows alright ... Just wouldn't say

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By *upertedMan
20 hours ago

Nelson

My name is Jeff...

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
20 hours ago

Hornsey

I was born a poor black child

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By *ever5512Man
19 hours ago

beecles

[Removed by poster at 22/02/26 19:41:52]

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By *ever5512Man
19 hours ago

beecles

No. He was run over by a Guinness truck

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By *arina.TV/TS
19 hours ago

Blackpool, Leeds, Hull

I'm touching his ass I'm touching his ass.

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By *oxymusicMan
19 hours ago

Cowbridge

"Go on"

Hello op!

It would be helpful if contributors post the film they quote, I’ve not heard of many of these

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By *oxymusicMan
19 hours ago

Cowbridge

"I'm touching his ass I'm touching his ass. "

What film???

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By *oxymusicMan
19 hours ago

Cowbridge

"I was born a poor black child"

What film??

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By *oxymusicMan
19 hours ago

Cowbridge

"No. He was run over by a Guinness truck "

What film??

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By *oxymusicMan
19 hours ago

Cowbridge

"I couldn’t fuck a gorilla "

What film??

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By *issy crystalTV/TS
19 hours ago

Hook

He wanks as high as any in Wome.

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By *milerMan
19 hours ago

Plymouth

Giving him the Bird !! Top gun

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
19 hours ago

Hornsey

"He wanks as high as any in Wome."

😂😂😂😂

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
18 hours ago

Hornsey

Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
18 hours ago

Hornsey

"I was born a poor black child

What film??"

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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By *oxymusicMan
18 hours ago

Cowbridge

"Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue"

🤣 Very good

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By *andomguy321Man
18 hours ago

reading

"Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue"

Airplane

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By *oxymusicMan
18 hours ago

Cowbridge

"I was born a poor black child

What film??

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

Never seen it or even heard of it!

Must be in the context of the film as a whole??

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
18 hours ago

Hornsey

"Go on

Hello op!

It would be helpful if contributors post the film they quote, I’ve not heard of many of these"

Don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online to babes all day

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By *eady4u2Man
18 hours ago

Letchworth

Colonel Slade: "Get me a John Daniels"

Charlie: "Don't you mean Jack Daniels sir?"

Colonel Slade: "When you've known him as long as I have son, you call him John."

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
18 hours ago

Hornsey

line

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By *eefandfurMan
18 hours ago

Edinburgh

Your Mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

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By *tmguylookingMan
18 hours ago

Chesterfield

"I'm touching his ass I'm touching his ass.

What film???"

Wasn't this one of the American Pie films

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
18 hours ago

Hornsey

Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left

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By *anw33Man
18 hours ago

liverpool

[Removed by poster at 22/02/26 20:46:20]

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By *arlislebbladMan
18 hours ago

carlisle

Ooola la. Sully in commando

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By *anw33Man
18 hours ago

liverpool

Nobody's perfect - Some like it hot

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By *ickSeekerMan
18 hours ago

Canterbury

'I'll have to arrange for a locker just for the hat'

(Lily Tomlin's character about Jane Fonda's character during the latter's interview for a job)

🎥 '9 to 5'

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
18 hours ago

Hornsey

Into the mud, scum queen!

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By *oxymusicMan
18 hours ago

Cowbridge

"I'm touching his ass I'm touching his ass.

What film???

Wasn't this one of the American Pie films"

Dunno, never watched them 😞

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By *oxymusicMan
18 hours ago

Cowbridge

"Go on

Hello op!

It would be helpful if contributors post the film they quote, I’ve not heard of many of these

Don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online to babes all day"

Nope, still don’t get it 😵‍💫

I don’t really watch films though, especially American.

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By *irsutemaleMan
17 hours ago

notts

Eunice? There's a person called Eunice?

Barbra Streisand in What's up Doc

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By *leepflowerMan
16 hours ago

Leek

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!

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By *DCambsMan
15 hours ago

Cambridge

"Hey, you're no' takin' tha' inta the lift!?"

"I have te, the stairs'd kill 'im".

The Commitments

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
15 hours ago

Hornsey

If you want to be a big cop in a small town, fuck off up the model village

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By *awsMan
15 hours ago

Portsmouth

He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!

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By *ungBiSussexMan
15 hours ago

Mid Sussex

“We want a shrubbery…one that looks nice…and not too expensive…”

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By *andomguy321Man
15 hours ago

reading

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
15 hours ago

Hornsey

He’s not judge, Judy and executioner!

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By *ack 44Man
12 hours ago

NORWICH

In the words of the Virgin Mary “come again”

What dya mean you lost him, it’s not like he’s a set of f**king car keys now is it

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
12 hours ago

Hornsey

Is it a lack of discipline or comprehension that stops people following the remit of the OP?

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By *arriedbibtmMan
11 hours ago

Grimsby

You only suppose to blow the bloody doors off

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
11 hours ago

Hornsey

A scratch? Your arm’s off!

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
10 hours ago

Hornsey

"A scratch? Your arm’s off! "

Listen, strange women, lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

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By *ldderMan
10 hours ago

Oxford and Sevenoaks Bath

A top guy who's just fucked me and telling my arse!!! I'll be back

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
7 hours ago

Hornsey

Tina, you fat lard, come and get some dinner!

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By *licequeen891Man
7 hours ago

Teddington

Certainly lots from the airplane movie

"Don't call me Shirley"

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
7 hours ago

Hornsey

Hey, where the white women at?

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By *iPantiesMan
6 hours ago

Louth

"Does anyone else find it wisible when I say the name Biggus Dickus"

Life of Brian

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By *illitMan
6 hours ago

Knaresborough

"Did you see a sign outside my house sayin 'Dead Ni**er Storage'"

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By *w5kerriTV/TS
5 hours ago

Hornsey

I hate Illinois Nazis

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By *owestoftBiCdMan
5 hours ago

Lowestoft

The one thing I never did like about Santa Clara, all the damn vampires.

Grandpa, last scene in The Lost Boys

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By *askia.TV/TS
4 hours ago

Huddersfield

In the 70s movie Brannigan where John Wayne boots the door open, strolls in and says “knock knock”…..has aways tickled me.

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By *3versMan
4 hours ago

glasgow

"That’s not a knife. That’s a knife" - Crocodile Dundee

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By *iPantiesMan
4 hours ago

Louth

"Infamy Infamy...they've all got it in for me"

Kenneth Williams as Caeser in Carry on Cleo

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By *opcock58Man
4 hours ago

Helston

Roger Roger,what's your vector Victor and stop calling me Shirley.

From airplane.

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By *izzitMan
4 hours ago

stockport

“At my age I don’t even buy green bananas” Maggie Smith, First exotic marigold hotel

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By *opcock58Man
4 hours ago

Helston

This man needs to get to a hospital quickly!

Hospital,what is it?

It's a big building full of doctors.

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By *opcock58Man
4 hours ago

Helston

He is about as popular as a fart in a space suit.

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By *etterbiggerMan
3 hours ago

Scunthorpe

Jessica Rabbit in Who framed Roger Rabbit

I'm not really bad. I'm just drawn that way.

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By *shubMan
2 hours ago

manningtree

"I'm not"

Life of Brian

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By *awnrisingukTV/TS
1 hour ago

Stevenage

"Oh dear. I seem to have got a little plastered"

(Joan Sims as Lady Ruff-Diamond, Carry on Up the Khyber)

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By *ackfull1Man
1 hour ago

E mids/Anglia

"He wanks as high as any in Wome."

“He’s got a sister you know!”

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